Rex: "Gigi...too many hair stylists have written into the show complaining about your mop. Soooooo looks like we are gonna have to take your picture down and replace it with Asa's."
Goooooood morning! How is everyone this morning?! My sincerest apologies...I know I was supposed to blog last night. However, we stayed up super late talking, laughing, and catching up. So, here I am up and at 'em to blog quickly before we set out for our full day of activities. I have one comment about Tuesday and then I'll do a full blog of Wednesday.
Tuesday, October 11th--Hope Refuses to Blog Since She Is Insulted by This Gigi/Stacy Story. Makes Mr. Froggy Blog for Her Instead.
Granted, I could comment on some stuff but I have just decided to quickly address this shitty Gigi/Stacy story. Omigod this storyline burns me up!!!! Dammit! I mean...granted, I despise Mestiny being pregnant...loathe seeing Starr in a jail cell day after day etc. However, I am so damn infuriated with this whole Gigi/Stacy thing I mean if you flippin' want to keep Farah Fath on the show then why in the hell didn't you just keep her as Gigi?! Good God! Having Stacy morph into Gigi is dumb. Sure, Stacy would be that desperate to look like Gigi just so she could have Rex but....WHO GIVES A F*@K!!!??? I mean SERIOUSLY! Who really gives a damn if Stacy changed herself to look like Gigi so she could try and nab Rex. This is beyond flippin' dumb and I am pissed I'm blogging about this. I cannot deal! I mean...killing off Gigi has done nothing but f*@k up this show! Who knew that would happen?! Maybe this is what I get for bad mouthing her character for so long. Sure, I heard she would be on the show for a bit but I just thought it would be the occasional ghost to Rex etc but this is so f*@king stupid...I'm sorry but it is. I mean Kimmy is sassy and I like her but she ain't worth bringing back Stacy/Gigi. I mean this story isn't even 10% believable. Not to mention, Gigi's character became uber likeable her last week or two on the show and her death (as terrible as it was) was executed perfectly. NO NEED TO BRING HER (really Stacy....or whatever the hell) BACK! If that was the plan then she should have never left! Bottomline: I'm mad as hell that OLTL is doing this (amongst other things) to us with such little time left on the show. So when I see Stacy/Gigi lying in that bed I just want to scream.
Whew! Ok I'm sorry about that...
Wednesday, October 12th--Hope Resurfaces to Take Matters Into Her Own Hands. Totally Fed-Up But She Is Excited About Clint and Vicki Watching Movies. Dying to Join and Eat Popcorn with Them
Cue the Aerosmith music. Gosh, I keeping singing "Shane has got a gun." I'm such a douche...
Ahhhhhhh!!!! Praise God! I mean I NEEDED these two adorable kids on in order for me to get through this damn blog! Mercy! Oh and I need them to just make-out...k, thanks!
UGH!!!!!! Dammit to hell! I am so effing tired of this shit. I mean maybe I would be less bitter if someone told me the airline Kim uses to fly to and from Llanview...UBER fast! Omigod now Kimmie wantst to leave again and go BACK to see Clint?! Snap...nevermind thanks to Cutter's grand entrance.
Praise God! Bo is on again. I mean...granted, I would prefer him in some decent scenes but I will take him when I can. Word on that.
AHHHHH!!!!!! Laura...finally! Clint and Vicki are talking about their relationship! This is fan-flippin'-tastic! I would like Clint to take me to a nice dinner, p.s. Actually Bo can take me to dinner and Clint can take me the next night...hehe.
Where did Aubrey get that outfit? Is it new? I thought she was poor? Fail.
I still can't get used to Rex being in the Buchanan mansion.
OMG...doors at Llanfair are closed. I just passed out. Yeah, I mean I'm enjoying seeing Clint and Vicki talking but I NEED a make-out. Yeppers. Need it.
What I DON'T need is Bo devoting 100% of his time to helping Balsom when his son...remember him? Matthew Hanen Buchanan. Yeah, when his son is basically in a coma in Philadelphia. Oh snap...I did LOL when Bo said "A gun fell out of Morris?" ha!
Wait...Echo's hair looks...different? No...it just looks flat as a damn pancake. Jesus hair people...tease that shit a bit will ya?
Hmmm...I wonder how they do the effects of rain in a studio. Just a thought.
Roxy's outfit is just not flattering. It is very Roxy-ish but just not flattering...
Victoria's facial expressions to her being sorry for Clint not having seen her...perfection. AH!!!! OMG OMG OMG....Clint and Vicki are flirting! I'll take it! hehe...time to get back on the horse. I love it Clint. Of course my mind is totally in the gutter about that comment...
Face it Bo...Balsom and his fam are not perfect.
Omigod why oh why am I JUST NOW ranting about Kim Zimmer's hair-do!? I mean...what happened to the cute little flipped out look she had going on?! Bring it back!!!!
Notice I haven't been commenting on NuJack or Shane. I just don't care. I just need NuJack to disappear and be an Abercrombie model or some shit. Game over...
OMG I love Bo Buchanan and I just had to make that gratuitous announcement. My God the man is fabulous.
AH! Clint and Vicki are faaaaaaabulous! Peeing...back on the market "like a cow!" Oh and as if Vicki would hang out at a bar or go online Clint. I mean...this dialogue is just flippin' perfect! Vicki: "Oh don't pay any attention to the man in the ankle bracelet. He's just my felonious ex-husband who lives with me." I mean perfection. OH...dammit! Clint and Vicki just have sex already! You can cut this damn tension with a knife! hahaha! Vicki's right...Cord is kinda delusional. I mean anyone who is with Tina at some point has to be delusional. OMG Vicki is so hot and bothered she doesn't even know what to do with herself.
UGH!!!!!!!! See I can't even appreciate Shane being upset about his mom being dead and doing excellent work in these scenes since Gigi's ass is really in flippin' Anchorage, KY. I mean at least in my mind she is.
Yes! Rex, Roxy, Echo...all of y'all RUN like cattle out of Asa's house to go find Shane and please don't ever come back! Stay out of the mansion! Dammit to hell!
WHAT?! Shaun just surfaced 40 minutes into the show?! I mean...for what flippin' point?! I swear I feel like I'm going to see Christian Vega surface in the last segment! hahaha! Christian is back Aubrey! He is claiming his bartending job again! hahaha!
Wow...I have never seen Vicki use her tv! Or have I? Is it just me or can y'all not picture Victoria hanging out, eating popcorn, and watching DVDs.
Ugh...I can't get into this Kim/Cutter dialogue! Why? I mean obvious reasons that I want to see the vets but I dunno. I mean I do love Kim's sassy ass but not feelin' it...
Ahh! Bo at the Buch mansion! Bo...dammit just go in and say "Hey Nora, Matthew and I are moving in to Pa's house. Sorry Balsom. You are free to visit whenever." I can dream. UGH! Rex do not yell at Bo!!!! I can't deal. Be nice dammit!
Ah! I mean...C/V are killing it today. And Clint is making pretty eyes at Vicki. I can't stand it.
I would love for Aubrey and Christian to have a bartending throw-down! OMG...MUST SEE TV!!!!!! Just boo...
Oh no...now Cutter I don't need you saying "How come you don't this isn't really Gigi Morasco?" Jesus, Marty, and Joseph...can't mentally handle this shit. I just can't.
Rex asking Bo what to do if Shane killed Victor Lord Jr.? Jesus...would Bo even know? I mean after everything that happened with Matthew and what not.
Jesus I wish Shane would just shoot NuJack...seriously. One down...then just Mes. I would just ask for Mes to be eradicated...that's it. Thanks.
AH! Off to conquer Michigan Avenue with my bestie! See y'all this evening or tomorrow! I'll respond to comments when I can. Sorry...just busy busy!
Love y'all and mean it!