I Am Getting Impatient...Need Vicki and Clint Reunion. I Don't Need Vicki Discussing Natty's Love Life. K, Thanks OLTL!

Jess: "Natalie, I think what Mary-Ella is saying is that she is tired of mom propping our storylines. People are tired of this paternity storyline, too. We need to deal with it."

Good mornin'! Good mornin'! What a surprise...I'm in a hurry. Ugh. So lemme crank this out as quickly as possible. ;) I'll respond to comments this afternoon.

Monday, October 3rd--Hope Is Taking Over Again While John Goes on Vacay to Llantano Mountain...Just to Chill for a Few Days

Jesus if ONE MORE DAMN PERSON gets a hold of these flippin' paternity results I'm going to scream.

Again...WHY OH WHY does it look like a reality show is being filmed when anything is filmed in the hallway of the LPD. Also, I dunno what it is but the new mayor is sultry. She screams "vixen." Maybe I am thinking of her character on "Guiding Light" but I think that suits her. Even in clothes fit for a mayor...sex kitten.

Irene is the devil...love it!

Well, I'll be damned! Look at Bo Buchanan saving the day! I mean...he still looks handsome covered in all that shit. Ah love him. I love that Bo's first question was "Where's the dog?" LOL. Aaaaand Tomas just "surfaced." He always just "surfaces" out of nowhere...

Vicki will give Natty a free pass and just want to help her get back with John. Eh...not feelin' it. Granted I'm glad to see Vicki...especially wearing that adorbs dress. But...I can't deal with this. The only thing I will say is that I DO remember John carrying that teddy bear all the way back from Seattle and it was hella adorbs. I mean Vicki's right but I don't like this convo...

I'm sure I'll also want to fall asleep during this Jess and Brody convo. Le woof.

May I just say that Irene's hair still looks hella fabu even "wind blown" on the docks.

I.AM.SO.SICK.OF.THIS.PATERNITY.SHIT. I mean...between Natalie blabbing to Vicki in a whole segment about a dream pertaining to the damn test results and now Jess knowing the real results...cannot flippin' deal.

Again, I love that Tomas just "surfaces" out of nowhere. I mean...is Nora even gonna be notified that Bo just handled a bomb and saved everyone's life? Probably not...FAIL.

Well damn, Todd's shirt is now messed up. I can't lie I am dying out laughing during this scuffle between mother and son. Nice move for Irene to go straight to Todd's wound...

Ok so I was cheering Natty on during her fight with Jess but now I'm totally over her ass this episode. Maybe because I'm tired of this story? Maybe because I'd rather see Vicki talking to Clint about something meaningful instead of propping Natalie in this atrosh story that has worn out its welcome. Do I sound bitter much? Sorry.

Bo looks fabulous all disheveled. He really does. Very nice move, Starr. Way to whisper to Blair. LOL...I love that Blair has this important information. Lord of all people...

"Spare the rod, spoil the child." Very nice, Irene. She now reminds me of Miss Trunchbull from the movie "Mathilda."

Natty...sweet Jesus. You don't love Brody...you love John. Don't marry Brody! I mean...Vicki had to step her regal little ass into y'all's shit apartment to come over and tell you that you still love John. I mean...really?! Vicki, PLEASE for the love of God just leave that apartment and go take care of the Silver Fox. UGH.

I do like Jess' necklace. I have to say it.

I love that Vicki said Jessica got a big does of crazy from her...ha! Ok, I'm not elaborating on this Vicki/Natty convo anymore.

The bomb damage to the house is comical. Blair stop talking about Bo!!!! Right this minute!

Aaaaaaand now Bo's suit looks like it just came back from the damn cleaners! hahaha! Hmmm...I think the mayor has eyes for Bo. Also, I'd like to see Tea and the mayor get into it. Don't worry, Bo...McBain WILL find Irene Manning. I mean he is THAT good.

Ok so I am kinda sad Irene is about to die. I can't lie. hehe that rhymed. Anyway...seriously, I enjoyed her evil, fierce ass. I really did. Le boo.

I cannot stress enough how ALL of the furniture in Brody and Nat's apartment looks all kinds of uncomfy. Shit looks stiff!

LOL...that's right, Vicki, you do have a right to banish Tina forever. Ok so this Vicki/Jess convo is much better than the Natty/Vicki convo. Why you ask? It was short as hell. I mean...the Jess convo was half a segment. Word. Ugh...watch us not see Vicki for the rest of the show now. Balls.

ha! I'd LOVE it if one of Vicki's alters ran for mayor! Jesus can you imagine Jean Randolph running Llanview?! Even if only for a week or two! Ah! I'm salivating!

And of course...Tomas just "surfaced" at the docks. Good grief, Charlie Brown...

Todd stills looks good in that shirt despite suffering a gun shot wound and now having blood all over. AH! Y'all run! McBain is on his way!

Hmmm so Vicki surfaced for all of a hot minute. Where in the HELL is Silver Fox?

OH EM GEE!!!! Now Jess is going BACK to Natty's? God, I wish Troy McIver would answer the door to his old apartment instead of Natty. I'd just look at him.

I mean...the new mayor is all over the place, huh? She is quite something.

PEEING! "AGAIN, Delgado?" Thanks for the comic relief, John. I love you. So now Tomas will take the blame for Todd. Lordy. How long will THIS story go on?

Well today was just okay. I would love to see ALL FOUR vets on an episode. K, thanks. Granted that ain't happenin' this week. Hell, probably next week at this rate.

Okie dokie...I have to run! Y'all have a great day!

xxoo,

Mija