Tina: "Clearly I am the only reason ME even halfway blogged this morning. All these other characters are getting her sick! Watching Gigi is making Mary-Ella's hair a mess! It looks like a squirrel."
OK so I feel so much worse than yesterday. I can't even think of anything witty or charming to say in this introduction...WOOF. Anyway, I will go on and do Tuesday's episode now to get caught up. I am apologizing now for how terrible this will be since I am not thinking straight...
Tuesday, October 25th--Tina Will Blog Since She Gets The Award for Saving the Show. Everyone Else Is Too Busy Sucking...
OMG...I am so happy Tina is on and I love that dress on her! Speaking of dreses...thank you Natty for getting out of that green dress.
Oh woof...now Jess and Ford discussing their post dinner dessert and now Vimal at Victor's grave? I will not really care for this episode. At least overall...
Nice...Michael McBain. Didn't know they were surfacing today...they, meaning he and Marcie. Where is she?
Yeah, I would like Rex and Aubs to get together and just leave the show...like pronto.
Lemme tell you...Gigi/Stacy walking around the backyard of Llanfair...EXACTLY what I need this morning. Jesus, Marty and Joseph. I can't catch a break today. I can see that already.
May I just say that Victor's tombstone is on of the ugliest I have ever seen...
McBain lit up like a Christmas tree talking to Michael...sha. How adorbs?! Oh yeah...I forgot Marcie was going to be preggers. Lord.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Tina planning Natalie's wedding! I cannot stress enough how much I love this. I mean...Tina planning Natalie's wedding is just the BEST idea ever. Oh and Natty looks gorg today in that skirt and top. Again, that green dress from last week HAD to go.
Everyone can hire someone to take me out...I mean, I just laughed at the relish/pickle joke Ford cracked. Geez Louise...I need some rest.
I'd be mad at this nurse, too, Cutter. Not because she let Gigi/Stacy escape but because she is a terrible actress and you are in a scene with her.
I love this dress on Tina. Tres chic!!! Bree Williamson wanted to pee on herself when Tina said she was Natalie's maid of honor. Just sayin'. REALLY?! Gigi is about to have a scene with Tina?! I am fuming...
OH EM GEE...I am peeing again. Madame Delphina "likes" on MyFace that Vimal checked into the cemetery?!
hahahaha! OF COURSE...John McBain is a detective so he can tell Marcie isn't JUST NOW expecting.
UGH...where are Clint, Vicki, Bo and Nora? I mean...today will automatically be a let down since they aren' on. I am crying!!!
Ummmm yeah...besides the Tina scenes and the McBain scenes...I'm TOTALLY bored. TOTALLY. I think I may quit blogging mid-episode. I can't deal.
I LOVE Rama's coat. That's all I got.
I mean...REALLY?! We have how much time left on this show and I have to watch Cutter Wentworth throw a tantrum in the Anchorage, Kentucky, hospital because Gigi/Stacy ran away. Good God.
Y'all I am DYING OF BOREDOM! Granted I have zero patience since I feel like hell but this is ridiculous.
Ok I take it back...I'm not interested in the McBain family scenes.
Yeah, I will fast forward and now just watch the Tina stuff...can't do this this morning. I'm so sorry y'all.
I did laugh when Natalie asked "Is that a goose?" John's hair didn't like it though. I saw a couple of tears shed. That lovely mane should NOT be sad.
So instead of John's hair carrying the show...Tina's locks (real or fake) and that dress got me through this episode. SNAP...what else got me through? Tina: "My Gosh, it's like prom night at the Minuteman around here." I LOVE IT! I also love that Tina is left to deal with all the strangers knocking on Llanfair's door.
OOOOHHHH I am super intrigued! Gigi just saw her tombstone!!!! Awe snap! It is ON now. UGH...effing shoot me. If I have to be subjected to this shit again on Wednesday's episode I will explode. Don't worry...I'll take Mes with me if I decide to take such extreme measures.
Ok I have to go and tease my hair and try and look borderline presentable for work. Kill me.