Everything Has To Come To An End Sometime, Right?

Nora: "I can't believe Mary-Ella is ending her blog. This is so upsetting."

Omigod I am sad, sad, sad as I write this. And, I am also very, very torn about it. However, I know it is the right decision. I am ending the blog. :( I have been doing this blog for a year or so now. Some of you have been with me from the very beginning and some have joined me only recently. It has been an absolute pleasure blogging for all of you...truly. I have become friends with some of you and some of you have become lifelong friends! This blog has been a blessing.

However, I have been thinking about ending it the past few weeks. Between work, commitments after work, social events and obligations...plus traveling...being a newlywed, etc. I just don't have the time to blog to my best ability anymore. This upcoming week alone is jam-packed already. It would be unfair to all of you for me to just half ass blog just to say I blogged. I truly just don't have the time anymore. Plus, I would also just like to enjoy the show for what it is with what little time we have left. :(

I hope all of you understand. I really am sorry. My friend said that it may actually be better if I ended the blog now instead of when the show ends since that would be two things ending at once for a lot of you! Some of you talk to me on twitter or email and others are great lifelong friends that I chat with on the phone or visit. But, please if you want to discuss the show or ask questions...y'all know where to find me! I can always respond via email, twitter or facebook. I still want to discuss the show! I just can't do a full blog and respond to comments AND have a life...too much. But I don't want to stop talking to some of you who always post on here...that would be so sad.

So...it has been an absolute pleasure everyone. Thank you for all of your comments and feedback and HILARIOUS commentary! Some of y'all are soooo witty! And all of y'all are so encouraging (except for an occasional complaint or two I have received about cursing...ha!) and upbeat. But, above all that I consider y'all my friends and I thank you very much for taking the time to read this little blog about OLTL. It has been a lovely year with all of you.

Don't be stangers. I'd hate it. I am actually shedding a tear now! Good grief! I'm so sad for me and all of you. :(

Love y'all and most definitely, definitely meaning it!!!

Your friend,

Mary-Ella

Too Bad You Fired The Only Cop In The Room, Huh?

Bo: "It's okay guys. Nora and I are going to St. Blaizes for a few weeks and by the time we get back the mayor will want me back. I'll see you soon."

Morning!!!!! How are y'all on this Turkey Day Eve?! If any of you are traveling, then I wish you safe travels today. Ok let me go on and blog. Ross is taking me to work this morning so I have a little extra time but I slept late. ;)

Tuesday, November 22nd--No One is Blogging Since Everyone Is Depressed Bo Lost His Job. Everyone in Llanview Is Running A Muck

Dammit Blair still has on the sweater. I need it off.

Wait...I'm kinda confused. So Todd is trying to blame Tomas for all this to get him out of town (mainly so Todd can be with Blair)...ok. Tomas has to know that Todd is the one that really killed Victor. However, I'm now wondering if Todd REALLY did kill Victor. I mean...I would really prefer it if he wasn't the killer but...c'est la vie. I'm just gonna see where this all goes because I haven't read spoilers on it and I am just not sure. Hmmm.

LOL! I love the cheese fry being used as a mustache for Kathleen. Hilar. Ok I know I may be in the minority here but I love the mayor. Hell no...she is NO Dorian...that's for damn sure. No one can replace Dorian. But, I liked WM on Guiding Light and she plays the snide, bitchy role very well and I think she has done well with her role here on the show. So I think she is just doing a good job...lemme put it that way. Ooooh Kathleeen is jealous! It is patently obvious. BN are adorbs today...ah!

Again, who in their right mind goes to Rio to get plastic surgery?!

Dammit to hell. I'm fine with Dan-YELLA but NQS being on the show. I mean...this is just wrong. WRONG!

I mean I flippin' blinked and that Tea and Blair scene was long over. Good God that was quick!

Wow...now Tomas has a gun. Could there be a shootout at Warehouse 22?! I feel like I'm watching an old western.

Dear God...I hate this porn shit...or jail bait shit whatever you want to call it. Skanky Starr...I do like that. It has a ring to it. Is this story for real? NOOOO!!!!! They did NOT just split the screen four ways to say "Rick Powers!" Are you kidding me?! I quit...

I mean....the thought of ALL these people from Llanview being in Rio is ABSURD. ABSURD. Oh and Aubs should just knock that bitchy receptionist out cold. I must say I love that Aubs is going right along with the plan and saying she wants and upgrade. She is quite the team player. ;)

OMG this mayor is bitter! I love how Bo said the mayor had a point (about PDA) and then he kisses her. Bo is so adorable with all of this smirking. Wait...Kathleeen has fired Bo like 40 times. She is so wishy washy. However, it will be permanent this time.

These Blair and Tea scenes are too short. I can't even get a damn sentence down.

Y'all I am so confused with Todd and Tomas. And...I'm actually enjoying these scenes today. LOL! Yes! And these scenes just got a lot better now that Baker entered...laugh factor...check.

hahahaha! Did Alex just call Cutter "hot butter?" I love it.

Yeah Aubs and Rex are way better than Rex and Gigi. LOL...Alex is like a damn mummy in all that gauze!

Kathleen is such a snide little bitch! Loves it. What I love more is that Bo is smiling the whole time. These scenes are cracking me up. There should be more investigating going on and less goosing...haha! I love that Kathleen asked if B/N were investigating the "case of a missing heart attack!" I'm like peeing on myself over here. OMG....Bo just ate the damn cheese fry that was on the paper! I.LOVE.HIM. LOVE HIM. This is like old school 1990's BN today...fabulous.

UGH....I hate that damn fence behind Baker. It is on every warehouse scene.

Ok let's let these Blair and Tea scenes be longer than two seconds. Oh I love Tea's necklace by the way. Tea is no fool. Bitch knows Blair still loves Todd. I wonder how she is gonna react when Blair heads back to Todd.

LOL...Baker is capable of putting a bullet in anyone's back at any time. That's right y'all...Baker is THAT good! Thanks for reminding us Tomas! WHAT?! Baker just pistol whipped Tomas?! What in the hell is going on?

The only thing I have to say about Rick Powers is that I'm sorry Ross isn't here to see this. Y'all know he has this undying love for him. Ross' fav characters on this show are ridic. I'll have to list them one day. Let's just say Rick and Hannah are at the top...God help me.

I love that Tea is listing all the positive things about Blair and says "you look great in leggings." FABULOUS! Blair is lying through her damn teeth about loving Tomas and she infuriates me so damn much because all her decisions with men are so f*@king terrible! It is hard for me to feel sorry for people like this! Tea looks gorg by the way.

ha! Baker is such comedic relief. I just love him. I really do. Not all the time...but every now and then he is great. Snap....so Tomas is kind of a badass this episode! Yes?! I mean...he has more ammo to use against Todd and I think Todd was genuinely surprised. This may be where Tomas FINALLY shows us all his CIA tactics.

Bo is so adorable I can't deal with it. Kathleen's quotes today are PHENOMENAL! "Your lead detective walked off the job. Your other stellar officer assaulted a butler and kidnapped an infant but we're not gonna see a conviction in that will we?" LOL. Awe...Bo defending Nora...be still my heart. hahaha! Couldn't secure a guilty verdict against Osama Bin Laden! Hilar! Damn...I wished Nora would have said "vengeful, uptight, lonely bitch" instead of "woman." Snap! They just slapped each other! I.LOVE.THIS.TODAY. Nora should have clocked her back like Phylicia did her. I love how Bo smirked...adorbs.

hahaha! I'm cracking up this episode. Cutter telling Aubs she is getting the girls the lift they always needed. I love it. Let's all remember that Dr. Fascinella's office is really a hotel room in Seattle. Just in case y'all forgot. HAHA!!! I love how they tried to make Alex's hair look like Gigi's! I think I just peed on myself! I think Rex is kinda confused at the moment. Alex is right though...if anyone should be going after the Buchanan money it should be her. ;) I mean...I love that they swooped her hair to the side. LOVES it!

What?! Kathleen just said she can't believe Nora hit her?! WTF? Yes I just peed when Kathleen said she should have Nora arrested and her response was "Well it's too bad you fired the only cop in the room huh?" I mean this shit is hysterical. Bo isn't even mad! I mean he is smiling. Jesus....I mean I cannot handle how adorable these two are today! High fives, kissing and then Bo saying how much he loves her...this is like too much for me to mentally absorb in one morning.

Tea...just flat out tell Blair that she is totally full of shit. LOL...strained metaphor! Nice Tea. What?! Blair, you REALLY mean to tell me that you took your time and really got to know Tomas before you started a relationship with him. BULLSHIT. God, you are so stupid sometimes! I just want to shake your little ass!

I am literally LOL'ing when Baker talks. I can't help it. These scenes are enjoyable to the point that I am watching and not really blogging...

"My music doesn't need drama. It can sell on it's own, Rick." LOL...best f*@king joke I have ever heard. Thanks, Starr.

I mean I love Alex...always have, always will. Damn...I don't even watch "AMC" but I did hear about the two Erika Canes thing. I still don't buy for a minute that Dr. Fascinella is any good. Speaking of...are they ever going to show him?

Oh damn....TEAR! Bo taking down his real Vietnam pics...can't handle it. "I guess it all comes to an end sooner or later." Y'all I could cry. THIS SHOW REALLY IS ENDING! God bless. I mean...between Bo saying that he never wants to be alone and Nora saying she will walk with him anywhere...well just kill me. My heart can't take this adorableness any longer. A salute?!?! OLTL, are you trying to kill me this morning?! I just had a tear slide down my cheek!

This Rick shit is ridic. With all those weapons they are holding it is like a damn game of "Clue."

So that's it? Alex just gave Cutter her info and that's it?! I don't buy it.

OMG...Bo's gun and badge just hanging there. So sad. Now Drew?! Very nice they are showing that picture. Sadness. Le tear.

I HATE THAT OTTOMAN!!!! Remove it Tea! Now! Seriously if Blair laid across that ottoman right now it would be even more of a disaster...all that black and white!!!

Hmmm...listen to Tomas, Todd! Listen. He is preaching the truth!!!

Ah...great episode. I'm officially running late! I'm gonna respond to my other comments today...PROMISE! I might be able to do it after I get dressed quickly.

Love y'all...mean it!

Gobble gobble,

ME

After I Finish Sobbing, I'll Take a Zoloft...Or Whatever You Got

Brody: "I know. You're right, Liam. I can't believe I paid off Nadine's house note either. That was a poor decision...just look at her place. What was I thinking?"

Hi! Hello! Good evening! Happy Monday! How are y'all? Things are quite busy around here. To be honest, I don't have time to watch Friday's episode (doing a summary from online...plus, I heard Friday kinda sucked?) let alone blog about it. Sooooo I am picking up with today's episode. Ok lemme blog quickly before I cook dinner...

Monday, November 21st--Only One Available to Blog Is LDV. Everyone Else Is Sobbing Over Brody.

It's official...I can't deal with Liam's adorableness anymore. He is just too damn cute. I love that he constantly has a binky in his mouth. Oh I love John and his matter-of-fact I take care of business don't mess with me attitude. Fabulous.

Oh and how did I not mention this on Thursday or whatever day it was last week--I LOVE that Dr. Fascinella's office is the Seattle hotel room...the Las Vegas hotel room...you get the drift.

You can choke Alex, Cutter, but if you do then retrieve her coat. K, thanks.

I don't like blair's outfit. The white neck and cuffs remind me of...I dunno...I don't like it. Oh damn...Starr had to enter the room.

I'd love to know how much leather is in Tomas' closet. I'm assuming he has a huge closet wherever he is staying. I'd also love to know when Todd went shopping. No one will tell me.

Hmmm what set is being used for Nadine's house? Is it just a new one? OMG...Liam is a little actor already! He genuinely looks terrified as Brody points that gun at John and Natalie. Could this child be any more perf? I think not.

Yeah...I'm so over Rex trying to find Gigi. Just hook up with Aubs. I'm okay with it.

Is it sad I laughed when they flashed to Cutter choking Alex?!

LOL! Dan-YELLA "Dad just died and you've been seeing someone!" hahaha!

Yeah...if I were Starr I'd be pissed with Blair, too. I mean...Blair's decision making when it comes to testosterone is just piss poor and there is nothing else to add. Yeah that's pretty much it.

I mean I know Tomas made a promise to Tea yada yada yada but Todd is right...Tomas just wants Blair.

I can't deal with Blair saying that it is none of Todd's business etc. Technically that is true but I'm biased and think Todd should know about Blair's decision. ;)

Tea/Dan-YELLA...best mother daughter combo ever.

I keep thinking of the Seattle and Vegas hotel rooms and it is hard for me to concentrate on the Rex/Aubs dialogue.

I need someone to put a necklace on with Gigi's outfit. Thank God...Alex lives.

Finally...back to the good stuff. I'm really only interested in the Jolie/Brody/Liam stuff today. Besides this (and Alex) the show is boring today. Woof. UGH...these scenes are too f*@king short!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't win. This is DEF a typical Monday.

Thank God...back to the baby fiasco. Wow...Brody is telling the truth...every damn bit of it. Aaaand the scene is over. Kill me.

UGH...Blair is driving me nuts this episode. "Sweetheart he [Tomas] was just doing his job." I mean...how can she be with Tomas when Tomas is the reason Todd left...I.Just.Don't.Get.It. So infuriating!!! God, I don't even really care about Blair that much as a character and THIS is driving me nuts! That's how bad it is...

Tea can cry like nobody's business. I'll give her that.

So...supposedly Cutter is gonna be...wait for it...Asa's kid and Kim is gonna be Carlo's. God help us all.

If we really all stop and think about this...we should all be insulted by this plastic surgery Gigi/Stacy storyline. Y'all realize that huh?

I love that Alex is worried about her make-up. At least she hasn't changed. The sign to Dr. Fascinella's office is UBER shitty and if that is ANY sign of his plastic surgery skills then everyone should flippin' run. I mean...who goes to Rio for plastic surgery. FAIL.

Please let these baby Liam scenes be longer than two seconds. God Bless America. I HATE how Brody's life is one ball of sadness. Yes, he lied and that was awful (but Natty did too) and poor thing just wants a family. That is all he has ever wanted...poor baby. OMG...I think I might cry. I really might. Now Brody is asking about Nigel and saying he is the nicest guy in the world...can't handle it y'all!!!!

I pray to God I have at least one child that is as well behaved as Liam. Praying.

NO! Alex you would NOT be Mrs. Bo Buchanan...hush it. Hello? By the way, Bo still never confessed to making out with Alex. Woof.

I despise Blair's sweater! Dammit! Remove it! Oh Blair...poor decision making...poor decision making. Wardrobe and men wise.

Y'all Dan-YELLA and Tea are too fabulous together. I can't deal.

I love that Tomas keeps asking Todd if he is gonna shoot him. LOL. He has said it like 5 times!

I'm sorry but Brody is still a good guy (in my biased blue eyes...sorry). No John! You didn't make a mess of your life when you boozed! You did have those couple of months with Kelly and I LURVED it!!! Majority opinions be damned! I mean...how nice are John and Natalie being to Brody?! You can tell that they are just so sad this is all a big mess. Le tear.

UGH. Blair. You are driving me CRAY-ZAY!!! LOL..."You didn't give up James when Hope didn't like him." Did I really just listen to Blair say that shit? REALLY?!

Jesus...I'm so tired of Todd and Tomas at what...warehouse 22? Is that what that shithole of a place is called? Nice...Todd is telling Tomas that Tomas killed Victor...touche

Alex.Is.So.Vain. Please don't change, Alex. Never. I love it. Makes me feel better about myself.

Aaaaand I could cry. Yes, Brody is losing his mind but DAMMIT...this man has lost 3 flippin' kids!!! THREE CHILDREN! I mean...this is sadness overload. SADNESS OVERLOAD. OMG OMG OMG...I AM CRYING!!!! I really feel HORRIBLE for Brody. I do!!!!!!!!

I will now watch something funny to perk me up. That was uber depressing.

Lordy. Ok...y'all have a great night. I can respond to comments from here on out. Yay! I will make time!

Love y'all on this cold (and now sad) Monday!

ME

Let's Hook Up Tonight

Firstly, my apologies. I had every intention of blogging this morning but it didn't work out. We have had company in town all weekend so things have been hectic. Anyway, I PROMISE I'm blogging this evening. I don't know if I am just gonna do Monday or try and do Friday as well. Regardless, I will be able to blog for all the episodes through Wednesday!

I'm sorry! I mean...on the bright side, none of y'all would want to read this blog if all I did was watch this show constantly and blog about every little thing and be some crazy fan so...that's a good thing right? ;) I'm reaching for anything at this point...I'm sorry!

See y'all this evening!

xxoo,

ME

Let's Hook Up Tonight

Firstly, my apologies. I had every intention of blogging this morning but it didn't work out. We have had company in town all weekend so things have been hectic. Anyway, I PROMISE I'm blogging this evening. I don't know if I am just gonna do Monday or try and do Friday as well. Regardless, I will be able to blog for all the episodes through Wednesday!

I'm sorry! I mean...on the bright side, none of y'all would want to read this blog if all I did was watch this show constantly and blog about every little thing and be some crazy fan so...that's a good thing right? ;) I'm reaching for anything at this point...I'm sorry!

See y'all this evening!

xxoo,

ME

I Feel Hungover From The Blair/Tomas and Jess/Ford Sex. Need Advil.

Victoria: "Jessi, you know we love you but we can't let you stay here if you are going to wear that coat. If you want to keep wearing it then I suggest you go back to Mr. Ford's."

Woo hoo it's Friday! Sorry...I've been MIA. We have just been really busy this week. Ok, I am gonna have to do two drive-bys this morning in order for me to fit in both episodes (sorry! But I got up an hour earlier to do it if that is any consolation!). I will try and respond to all comments over the weekend. I have a full evening tonight so I won't be back around until tomorrow at least. Oh, I miss the days I could get on this blog while at work...le sigh.

Wednesday, November 16th--McBain's Busy. Addie Cramer Was The Only Volunteer for Today.

1. Jesus, I haven't had my fist sip of coffee yet (too hot) but I have to be subjected to Llanview's own Olympic gymnast, Blair Cramer, after her tumbling session. I'm not gonna lie--hate that she slept with ToeMass (awesome nickname courtesy of cri*cri aka young boots...thanks doll). Between this awful, slow motion sex and Jess and Ford's equally atrosh love making session I feel that it is only fair if Rick the Porn Guy comes in and gives them a tutorial on how to do this right. Seriously. Times...there is drool or some other substand on Tomas' pillowcase. To the right of his head...eww. Oh Blair...that robe. Just no. LOL is that wine the same kind Tomas drank in Paris!? I also need for Tomas to blow out those candles.

2. This fireman isn't convincing. Sorry.

3. WORD. Y'all missed Baker? I have...can't lie. Baker=worst agent of all time. And I love that he is a bad agent. Oh and RH looks handsome...haven't said that today. Just in case y'all forgot.

4. I think that Nigel should go and get his head checked out. I mean...if we can learn anything from Natasha Richardson or Matthew Buchanan it is to not take head injuries lightly. May I just give Nigel a hug...and some milk and cookies? He deserves them. Sweet thing.

5. I love that Brody picked Sydney, Australia. Niiiice. What is it with people in Llanview carrying around all this cash?! Between the wad that Brody just pulled out and the $100 in Nora's cleavage at the wedding...well I'm just confused.

6. ALEXANDRA!!!!! Cool. Alex Olanov will be Cutter and Kim's mom. Doesn't she come back soon?

7. Before this show ends, I'd like someone to explain to me how the Llanview docks work. I know there is the Llantano River but where does it feed into etc.? I just wanna know a little geography. That's all.

8. John McBain will without a doubt get Liam back and I'm gonna believe that he will do it in the most badass way.

9. Rex has been a spazoid all episode. Oh and I haven't discussed Vimal & Co. Sorry 'bout that. hehe.

10. I think that this has been the longest day in Llanview history...I swear to God.

Thursday, November 17th--Alex's Leopard Jacket...That's All.

1. FINALLY! It's a new day! Praise God! WHAT IS JESSICA WEARING?! Remove it immediately. Ford...it's "keep things between you and me" not "you and I." UGH. I hate the way Ford holds his fork to cut food. And, Jessica's coat is hella trashy and she needs to remove that shit immediately. It looks cheap.

2. PEEING! Did John McBain raid Clint's closet while he was at Llanfair?! I've never seen John wear a shirt like that? Next stop, Brooks Brothers. I mean...as if Bo wouldn't be around to help John. I was hoping they would show Brody today. I want to see Liam dammit! That's right, Natty, John is gonna bring Liam back home because he is like the biggest badass Llanview has ever seen!!! Ok so I need this kidnapping thing to pick up again...feel it is kinda dying down.

3. Oh be still my heart...Clint and Vicki and too increase the adorableness factor Vicki is toting Ryder. Cannot handle this preciousness. I love that Vicki said Inez was babysitting Ryder and Clint's like "was she?" Ok so the Clint of a year ago would be like a damn ninja at this point and doing anything he could to find Brody and Liam. Yes, I am aware Clint's on house arrest but I'm just sayin'. Clint's little speech to Nigel was so sweet...he's part of the family. Tear. Seriously if Nigel dies I'll lose it! How adorbs are Roxanne and Victoria?! Discussing the good qualities Natty has from each of them. I LOVE THIS.

4. And, I want to just go on and get ready for work...REALLY?! Mestiny today?! Jesus H. Christ. Small favor...it's Friday. Ok so just to be fair to everyone I can't discuss Mes. I will just say mean things and I just don't feel like going down that road today. I'll just have to talk about someone else instead. ;)

5. Roxy do NOT call Marty a whack job! I love that Roxy said that Nigel was on the front line defending Liam. LOL!!!! Nigel said his numchucks weren't handy. Adorbs! Nigel needs his head checked out! DAMMIT!!! Ummmm NO! All this mess about Nigel's life flashing before his eyes. UGH. I swear if he is the one that dies next Wednesday I'll lose my shit!

6. Oh damn...I love Stacy/Gigi's shirt. Would be so cute with black skinny jeans and some boots. Le sigh. She needs a necklace though.

7. I just have to say it...I hate the effing Llanview airport because I hate the walls! That glassy shit is like a bad bathroom.

8. Snap...does anyone watch "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?" Ok so the chick who works for Dr. Fasinella (sp?) looks just like Mohammed's (Lisa's rich friend) young European girlfriend.

9. SNAP!!!!!! It's Alex!!!!!!!!!! Her outfit is so sass. Oh I have missed her. I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!!! Please let her return not be botched like the last one.

10. Jesus...hands down the best part of the show was Roxy telling Victoria and Clint (who is delicious by the way...in case y'all forgot) that Jessica was doing the walk of shame. I LOVE IT!!!! Oh and my heart skipped a beat when Vicki lovingly looked at Clint as he talked to Shane.

11. AS IF Aubs made it through security and to the airport that quickly. AS IF!!!!

Ah! I have to go asap! I'll see y'all soon! Have a fun-filled Friday!!!!

infinite xo,

ME

I Need To Learn How To Get Through Airport Security Like Natalie...AMAZING

Natty: "John, I had to tell the guy at airport security that you would help him get his hair shiny. It was the ONLY way he would let me through. I figured you wouldn't mind...I'm sorry."

Happy Hump Day! Let me go on and begin so I have time to go pick out a cute outfit. I didn't do that last night and if I'm not careful that will take up like 30 minutes this morning...ugh.

Tuesday, November 15th--One of Marty Saybrooke's Multiple Clones Is Blogging. Having Too Much Fun.

Yeppers...Jess and Ford are going to get it on. If I were Jess I would prefer to have sex at Llanfair instead of Ford's but that's just me.

I have a feeling that I'm going to like today's show...even if it's about John and Natalie. I'm into this for some reason...maybe because Tuesday's show moved so beautifully? Natty...you better go get John! How is she going to get past airport security?

Again, I need to find out where Gigi got that passport photo. It's the shit.

Roxy is such a cheerleader and I love her for it.

Poor Liam has been in the dark for three episodes now. Damn he is going to town with that milk!!! Okay so this will be twice within a year this baby has been kidnapped...this is worse than Starr Manning...when we compare what has happened at the less than one year old mark.

So where did Gigi/Stacy get cute clothes and all that make-up? Cutter must provide. This would also explain Aubrey's nice duds for being on a budget. Cleary Cutter has a future in styling...

Melissa Archer is such a good crier. Good girl. I mean...GO to the airport.

I mean Brody if you are going to kidnap Liam you should have gone by now instead of just walking around and having a one on one. It's hard for me to see since there isnt' a lot of light in that bedroom but I think I just saw Marty in Brody's left eye. She stuck her tongue out at me!!! Bitch!

Jess...say that you demand to have sex at the Minuteman. It's the only way.

LURVE that Victoria calls Roxy "Roxanne" EVERY single time. Fabu. Good thinking, Bo! John will need proof. That would have been super dumb to leave without those test results.

Jesus...John is about to board the plane and we are supposed to believe that she will make it to the airport on time AND somehow go through airport security and get to John's gate? Horseshit but whatevs...it's a soap opera. OMG...thank you OLTL for showing the clip where John says "I know I'm not famous for my conversational skills." That quote just made my day. Gosh, was I blogging when that clip aired? No, I wasn't.

hahahahahaha!!!!! Vivian: "That lab is giving the hospital such a black eye." Oh I love it. Yes, it is. Aaaaand how adorbs does LDV look nestled in Shaun's strong arms. Can I trade places with LDV? Looks quite comfy. Ross isn't that big. Wait...now that I think about it...what are these two doing at the wedding? She is Natalie's OBGYN so she gets an invite? Just curious.

I love all the vets standing around discussing this mess. Lordy...Clint says "all the while" entirely too much. Between that phrase and "gall" it is overkill. Calm down Clint I don't need you having another heart attack! I think I'd die! Nora's sash has changed positions in EACH scene she has been in so far. OMG...Cord's tie is so ugly. Wedding color or not. Oh lord...the parallels are starting. Tina is now discussing lying about paternity. Nora will no doubt make a mention as well. Good grief, Charlie Brown. I feel that Clint is too nice for his own good right now...

I'm not believing this Ford and Jess sex thing until one of them demands the Minutemen. I'm sticking to that...

I've never seen a child suck on a binky so hard as Little Liam on this episode...WHOA! He is a little machine!!! I have to say the gratuitious "Poor Brody." Yes...he lied to Natalie and that makes him suck but before that he was a great guy. Now he is some form of Marty...God help us. Marty is now leaping in the background behind Brody...playing peek-a-boo!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Tina! Did I mention I love Tina? She is so fabulous! I love that she also turns all this into "I put all this hard work into this wedding and no one is going to see the flowers" stuff. Fantastic.

So Bo and Nora are just observing on the side? LOL. OF COURSE...they are gonna stay around if there is food. I would expect nothing less. I agree with Roxanne...everyone just go to the reception. I mean why not? Times...does Clint have a curfew? I mean...it appears as if he is a free man. I know he's not but I just get that feeling.

LOL...So Natty got through airport security and somehow John is still going to be standing at the gate. Eh...bullshit but whatevs. It is cute. " Jooooohhhhhhnnnnn! Wait!" OMG...so far Jolie isn't getting on my words...and Natty has spoken one phrase already and I'm not bothered. This will be a positive sign. I have a feeling I am going to be mushy (no surprise) and like Jolie for a couple of weeks and I will no doubt dislike them again by the end of the show. This is just my guess. I can't really gauge my emotions about them. Again, I'm just hoping Natty doesn't suck the life out of John this go around. For this blog's sake, I hope that is the case.

NO NO NO NO...do NOT discuss Nora helping Mes with her apps or this baby! Dammit! I can't deal with this shit. Hmmm I don't know if I have heard someone say "Destiny's child" until today...that just sounds weird.

Well, I must say that I love this Cord and Tina stuff. YAY!!! I think I'm beaming.

I LOVE the random ass destinations for Llantano Airlines--Newark, Denver, Raleigh (WTF?), Seattle, Atlanta, Cancun (LOL), Chicago, Rio de Janeiro, Orlando and London. hahaha! I think I am peeing on myself. Those poor people trying to get to Cancun...flight is 15 minutes late.

Ugh...I need Rex to just go on and see Stacy/Gigi. I'm miffed about all this mess.

YAY! I am so glad about Cord and Tina! Seriously...that's the spirit...why let everything go to waste?! Times...don't they need a marriage license? I love that LDV is there for all this. How adorbs. AH! I knew it! They have to get the license first!

I'm tired of Jess wearing clothes that were stolen from Olivia Newton-John's closet. She is better than this. She really is. Otherwise I'm not discussing the rest of this....

Hmmm does Brody have Liam a little coat? It is November in Pennsylvania. YES! Nigel! Y'all I know someone dies next week and if it is Nigel I will die! DIE!

YES! Now that is what I'm talking about! Halfway into the show and Natty has already spilled the beans to John! I NEED the show to keep up this pace! NEED IT!

Ugh...I need to hurry. Ross isn't taking me to work this morning so I'm pressed for time. UGH.

Dammit Jess! I said you needed to demand the Minuteman! FAIL!!!!

I love that Tina is pissed about the government butting in. Ah ha!!! Victoria is going to ask Dorian for ANOTHER favor! UGH...I'm tired of hearing Dorian's name and seeing no Dorian! FAIL.

That dog is adorbs. I think I just peed. Did Nora really just pull a $100 bill out of her cleavage? REALLY? The best part was Bo's reaction. That was so random!

Yes...Vicki is cashing in a lot of favors today. Damn.

Rex's outfit makes him look like a limo driver. I love that Cutter and Gigi essentially have NO BAGGAGE for this trip.

I mean...this is beautiful. Natalie is telling John EVERYTHING in one segment. This shit has been going on for months and I've been pissed but at least the revelation is quick. I love it. Oh poor Dr. Buhari.

Poor Nigel! You're in danger you loyal little thing!

Awe...okay so the John and Natalie hug was very sweet. It was. Now I just need them to stay like this. Rather adorbs.

Yeah Rex def looks like a limo driver.

Vicki and Clint are edible. I love their banter. Oh and I LOVE that Vicki told Clint "He better find a smile when that marriage license comes through." FABU.

Say what? Some messenger just brought over the marriage license and gave it to Roxy? LOL. Ok so my heart melted a little bit when Vicki agreed to be Tina's maid of honor...same thing for Clint. Awe...Clint telling Cord not to waste another minute without Tina if he loves her...TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE!!! Dammit!

Yes, Nora's sash has changed positions again. Le sigh...I get sad when I think about all the time B/N spent apart. Oh well they are still adorbs in every way. Be still my heart.

Ok so John and Natalie are being adorable. YES, I JUST SAID THAT! I can't believe it myself. But they are being cute...and I have to admit I feel happy for them. What in the hell is wrong with me?!

NO NO NO...are you effing kidding me?! WHO...I repeat WHO has sex like that?! NO ONE! That looks terrible. Soooooooo dramatic. OLTL pulled this shit with Blair and Tomas last week...WTF?!

Awe...John saw Liam tonight Natty. How presh. Aaaand the manhunt for Brody will begin shortly. On another note, we should all take bets on when John is gonna tell Natty "You look pretty." Wonder when he will spout off those magic words...

Oh I am going to be so upset with Brody for knocking out Nigel. Yes, I feel bad for Brody right now but knocking out Nigel crosses the line.

I just kinda teared up thanks to Tina's vows. Oh Mary-Ella get a grip! I can't help it. I believe that Tina REALLY is gonna make Cord proud and I just want to cheer them on...good grief. Oh and Cord is just so fabulous. Oh I wouldn't want to borrow Natty and Brody's rings. Cursed?

"DON'T GIVE UP!" I mean...let's all get a life, shall we?

Look at Nora making a quick buck. LOL...is Vivian despondent because she feels bad about them being present for that sweet marriage after that discussion her and Shaun had at Ultra Violent or is she upset Shaun just lost a bet to Nora? I'm confused.

That little wedding was sweet. I mean...Roxy may be the trashiest characters on the show but she has the sweetest heart and I just love her for it. Sweet thing.

Oh good grief...FINALLY Rex sees Stacy/Gigi.

Colossal? Hmmm. That is not the first adjective I would think of to describe sex but I'm sure it's fine. Kind of random but fine.

DAMMIT...I hate seeing Nigel knocked out cold. Aaaaand it's official...Liam has been kidnapped twice within a year. Very nice.

Okay I must run! Happy Hump Day!

Love y'all,

ME