tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88023922822944419982024-02-19T07:56:33.086-06:00The Llanview LedgerSure, Llanview has "The Banner" and "The Sun" but there is another hot read in town, "The Llanview Ledger." Following the daily lives of our favorite Pennsylvanians. Enjoy!Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.comBlogger253125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-85816726915716154422013-06-11T21:48:00.002-05:002013-06-11T21:48:33.234-05:00I'm Here to Blog Not Give Happy Endings<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Blair: "Damn you, Todd, for not spitting out what you were trying to tell me the entire episode! All you had to do was spit it out! I'm not footing your bar tab you bastard!"</td></tr>
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Happy Tuesday! I'm technically NOT finished filming due to weather issues yesterday but I promised a blog so I'm doing it. Hope this finds you all well!<br />
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<b>Tuesday, June 11th</b><br />
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What?! Nora has cooked two meals in like three weeks. Two meals is more than the woman has made in like ten years! She all of a sudden can cook?! This is news. LMAO...was Bo about to say "What the f*ck?" I think so. I do think nuMatthew is too presh...attitude aside. This is gonna be an awkward meal. Hopefully food will be thrown...kidding.<br />
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I can't believe Vicki doesn't think it's beneath her to eat at Shelter. I'll let it go. As long as this restaurant doesn't turn into a club this episode then I am fine with it. Ok so this Pellegrino thing has to work out because Queen V CANNOT be poor. Like, I'll think the world is coming to an end.<br />
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Coffee tastes like being on ecstasy? Come on, Natty, pick a better drug to make the coffee eurphoric preferably one that doesn't require a pacifier and a glowstick. Ok so whatever the trouble is with McBam I blame Clint. This whole ordeal is gonna be Clint's dealings. And, I have to admit I'm kinda ready for some soapy goodness. So let's have Clint be a little maniacal again. I'm totes down with that.<br />
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Ok wait just a damn minute...what is "break beat"?! Can someone tell me. I feel it's not even worth of a Google search. Yay! Todd surfaced. Just makeout with Blair already...<br />
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Matthew, please don't give parenting advice to Des. Get a life. Go call kooky Michelle or something. See these comments from you make me want to punch you. Bo: "Should we hide the good china?" Is there even room in the garret for a china cabinet? Absurd!<br />
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STOP! I'm dying! David and all the sex talk and wanting to do moves he learned on the internet. I love it. I kinda love that Matthew called David and Dorian to come over to Pa and Step Nora's. It's perfect since Dorian is wearing her "Nora" wig. <br />
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Tea to the rescue as usual. Yes, right? It doesn't sound like John. So I think the whole GH thing is directly related to this and they are going to weave it in...lovely. I mean...why can't we just HEAR John's voice?! Play the voicemail, Natty! For my sake!<br />
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Dan-YELLA isn't on this episode?!?!?! If anyone would like to go iceskating in the 9th circle of hell, please let me know. Obviously it's totally ok for us to do that...Dan-YELLA's absence confirmed it.<br />
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So Bo knows Matthew's first word? What the what? Let's just assume Nora told Bo everything from birth until Bo found out he was Matt's father. Bo is all caught up and filled in and up to speed. Let's just all go with that. LMAO..."what is this a long face competition?" OMG...the Dorian/Nora banter is FAAAABULOUS! From "rustic" chips and dip, to not dreaming of letting Nora take Dorian's coat, to the macaroons arriving from Paris quickly...I love it. "Uh oh." Cute...<br />
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Bless Jeffrey for correcting "ass" to "rear end". I'm tired of all the harsh language in front of Queen V. Her ears are just too delicate for all of this nonsense. I'm kinda confused with this whole Ezra thing. Granted, I am somewhat sleep deprived but...yes, I'm kinda confused. So he is a big blogger, huge on social media, and a genius that doesn't sleep? And we need to care about this because???? I think I missed a segment? Did I? Jeffrey is an eager to please little bastard...I'll give him that.<br />
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"You're so fly I need to wear bug spray for cologne." See, now these are the kinda lines that make me want to hop in bed with someone in a hot minute. I don't know why everyone thought it was so funny.<br />
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SPIT IT OUT TODD FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!!!!! I mean we are going to DRAAAAAAG this shit out until the very end. Good grief, Charlie Brown.<br />
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I still can't get over all this Nora cooking foolishness. So Matt and Des laugh at some old stories and now they are smiling over a meal? I obviously have a heart, people, because I just felt sorry for Destiny. I think I just dropped my bowl from dinner. Yes, I felt sorry for Des. When is batshit crazy Michelle going to surface? If she is going to be crazy I want her to be all the way crazy like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction sans a boiled bunny. <br />
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Natalie's salad looks sad as hell. Like that is the most depressed salad I have ever seen. Zoloft, crushed as bac-o's...stat! Ok so it's confirmed basically...Clint is behind all of this John restraining order hoopla. I kinda love it. No, I just flat out LOVE it. I hope this causes a shit ton of backlash. We need it! NEED it! I want to see Vicki all fired up too!<br />
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That little microphone is cracking me up. Bo is so confident and excited for Nora. Too cute. He is almost as encouraging as Ross is before I go on an audition. ;) "I'm giving advice...not happy endings." My fav line of the day. I'm sure most men would prefer happy endings but let's keep it clean. I'm very curious as to how this whole Nightbird thing is gonna go...<br />
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Thank God! Vicki and Clint left before it turned into that trashtastic Jersey Shore club! Praise God! And thank you Natty for changing that drink order. A cosmo? Please. Sex and the City ended awhile ago and so did that drink. Cutter cannot take his eyes off of Natty! I mean is there going to be ANY follow up from their groping an episode or two ago? Any? Shouldn't there be something?<br />
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Todd to the rescue! OMG we had to wait all the way to the end and Todd still didn't spill his guts! DAMMIT! Oooh, Blair's head looks like it took a beating. Now, who in God's name is Mr. I Wear a Leather Glove and Shoot a Gun Man?<br />
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WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE! This show was 20 minutes? Excuse me...19:59. What the hell?! And now I can't hear any dialogue in the previews?! Oh boo.<br />
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I actually loved this episode overall! Just wish it was getting continued tomorrow. Whannn. That's ok. Also, no Dan-YELLA. Again, iceskating in June...who knew?<br />
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Y'all have a lovely evening! I'm off to get into bed and watch Downton Abbey. I started season 1 and it's like crack...ugh!<br />
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Your long lost friend ME<br />
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<br />Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-23482157479584921032013-06-04T20:54:00.003-05:002013-06-04T20:54:47.389-05:00Just Checking In...Hi! Yes, this blog is still active and I'm alive etc. I just can't blog until next week because I'm filming intensely until next Monday and I just don't have time to blog. I'll meet y'all sometime next week. Until we meet again, dear friends!<br />
Cheers!!<br />
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Hi! I'm alive and yes this is still an active blog. I swear I blame this new schedule. I just completely forgot to blog last Thursday and I barely remembered to watch the show. Also, I can't tell you what happened on last Thursday's show. Thursday to Tuesday is a long wait. If they could even just make it a Monday, Wednesday, Friday deal I would be so happy but until then I'm gonna try and remember. If not, then I need to start setting alarms! Hope y'all had a great holiday weekend! We had a housefull of people so it was fun!<br />
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<b>Tuesday, May 28th</b><br />
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Alright OLTL, I have loved you since 1992. However, for the love of all things holy can we please just have ONE DAY away from the teens. JUST ONE! You are making me hate these kids by shoving them down our throats. Rant over...<br />
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I still don't understand why Shelter is a fine dining establishment and a druggie club. Again, where is The Palace? Glad to see some Blair and Tea convo. Always makes me happy.<br />
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They love to have Des in short skirts. You would think Vicki would have a school uniform type length requirement at The Banner. Obvs not. And OF COURSE Matthew effing left and isn't going to watch Drew! I'm sorry but I think all this is just ridiculous. There is no way in hell that based on the history of this character that Matthew would be pulling this shit. However, even if he DID pull this shit I just don't think Bo, Nora, Clint, or Asa's ghost would let him carry on this way. It is just absurd. All the vets do is talk about how Matthew is a slapdick and needs to be a parent to Drew but no one is doing anything about it. Granted it's probably hard in two episodes a week but still...y'all get my point.<br />
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Yes random girl I bet you don't do drugs with anyone else either. You only do them with people that look like your father because you could feel safer. Bitch please. And she looks like a trashy Jennifer Lawrence a little bit. These people that work for Cutter are just eye candy and I'm fine with it. Dusky...great, more of her. She does nothing for me. <i>However, if I decide to become a stripper I think I found my stage name "DUSKY". I can see that name up in lights at a fine establishment off the interstate somewhere. I could really make this work.</i> Wait no, that random chick does NOT look like a trashy JL. My bad. I am completely 100% creeped out by her old date. And now that I think about it why are we even watching this scene with two randoms?!<br />
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Yes!!! Natalie, Nigel and Vicki! This is what I'm talking about. And of course the scene is two f*cking seconds. Fantastic. Like, I literally think it was 9 seconds or something...<br />
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We haven't had enough Tea/Blair convos. I actually love them. Tea, you really don't think that Dan-YELLA is out until 2 am?! Come on, girlfriend. Also, what the hell is a gaming console? Lmao...I love the adjectives Blair spouted off to describe Jack.<br />
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I do love that Clint is super furious and fired up like all kinds of hell at the mention of John's name! This is fabulous. Why are these scenes two seconds?<br />
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GTFO...Snoop! I love it. Bo is so damn excited to see Snoop! I love it. LMFAO....Nora: "Snoop Lion, honey." Bo: "Snoop don't lie, honey." I cannot. I am laughing out loud at this adorable corny joke. This scene is a hot minute, too! What the hell?<br />
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Dan-YELLA is so wet she looks like she just took a shower! OH EM GEE. She is really trying with Matthew with all this taking me out to dinner talk. UGH...I got nothing waiting on me at home. Matthew I want to beat you!!!!<br />
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Man, Jeffrey REALLY likes wearing vests. Intrigued about the British guy who saw Jeffrey as his protege. Nice way he related that to how BN want to help Destiny even though they aren't "family". She needs to hear that. I understand Des wants Matthew to help but honey if you are holding your breath then I suggest finding a snorkel soon because you ain't coming up for air anytime soon.<br />
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I wish I was "so excited" as Dusky is that her ass is gonna be on this show. It's better than Riff-Raff that's for sure. Blair!!!!! This is supposed to be a nice restaurant that turns into a club after hours, right? Jesus Christ, don't let people straddle each other at the table!!! This place is a brothel, I swear. Renee should come manage it!!<br />
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Clint looks dapper. Duh. Yeah, I want some Liam interaction with V/C. REALLY? John wants to see Liam and if Natalie stands in his way then she can talk to his lawyer? WHAT?! As if John McBain would act like this. I was so confused. My friend Gail told me that on "General Hospital" Clint issued a restraining order against John or something and prevented him from seeing Liam. So maybe this is where all the animosity is coming from? Shot in the dark. It sounds like Natty and Vicki don't know about it. Vicki is such a fabulous mother. If I have parenting questions, I wish I could just dial her up. BRING BACK JOHN! Sorry, I had to say it. Opportunity was there. Not really, but I just made an opportunity. Anyway, Natalie go screw Cutter to take the edge off a bit. I hate to see Natalie just pining away for John especially if he isn't coming back to Llanview. Ugh. Listen to Vicki! You are so beautiful! She is right..."Life is short. Don't wait for the phone to ring." I like this new Vicki giving advice. I feel back in the day she didn't dish out such forward advice...<br />
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Really Bo? You have been to Jamaica? Does Snoop's minion have super sonic hearing because how in God's name did he hear that little snap outside the door. His hear must have been up against the glass. Yes, that's it. OMG...Nora holding up the Snoop poster is hysterical. This whole thing is so comical. I wonder if any of these people besides the young ones have REALLY listened to Snoop's music. I just can't see Bo, Nora, Clint or Vicki listening to "Gin & Juice" or "What's My Name?" Let alone have they seen his old music videos?! I'm LOL'ing just thinking about it. LMFAOOOOOO.....Nora: "Well good luck at the screening and break a...paw." This snapping business?! I love it. I need to find someone that comes running when I snap my fingers.<br />
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Everyone wants a piece of Cutter it seems. Even Dusty. Or Dusky...whatever the hell. And Rama. And Natalie. Personal heartbreaker? Who is Rama talking about? Certainly not Vimal.<br />
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WE GET IT, OLTL. Des' has to keep her HuluPlus account so the neighbor will babysit. I'm not cancelling my HuluPlus subscription anytime soon. Don't fret.<br />
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So wait did Natalie actually call John? It said "calling". I'm confused. Did he just not answer or was there a voicemail and they didn't show it? WTH?<br />
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AH!!! David Vickers surfacing at over 20 minutes into the show! LOVE! May I just say that my heart does melt that Clint is over at the garret about to play poker. I feel all is right. <i>What? No Buchanan Lodge set where they can play poker? I kid. I'm not being demanding. </i>How presh. Nora came to play! Cigar, visor, the works. Man's game my ass. I hope she f*cking takes all their money. And please! Where in God's name would she go if she were left out? Their small kitchen? Their bedroom?! Pretty sure there aren't any other rooms left in that matchbox! And why is everyone annoyed she wants to play anyway?<br />
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OMG Natalie looks drop dead gorgeous!!!! Let her in that club right now! Go and get you some, girlfriend!<br />
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Ok so the table below Dorian's portrait really looks like a fake fire place with clouds as the "fire". Something has felt off about it since I have seen it.<br />
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Of course Jack has to surface and purposely give me the middle finger at about 22 minutes into this show. I was so close. Damn. I'll be serious for a second. Thankfully Tea is talking to Jack. Maybe if he hears some of this from her he will stop being so...Jack. I really want to see him make some progress with Todd, truly. Mainly because I like Todd and don't enjoy seeing him so sad after he deals with Jack but I still want the progress regardless! Come on, Tea!!! The show is almost over! Please don't cry! DAMMIT! Have you cried every episode?! Have you?! <br />
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Ok, I'm off to email people back about showing us apartments. WOOOOOF! More later dears!<br />
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<br />Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-81676994060749149962013-05-21T21:04:00.000-05:002013-05-21T21:04:01.661-05:00Worst Surprise Ending...<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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Hi y'all! Hope y'all had a great evening. Soooo sorry for just now posting. A few things: 1. I completely FORGOT I had to blog because of this new show schedule. Grrr. 2. That being said, I will not complain about this new schedule. Obviously I hate it and wish they would have STARTED out this way instead of going from 4 episodes to 2 a week but that's neither here nor there. The reasons they gave for it just didn't make sense to me. <i>Ummm why didn't you think about this beforehand?</i> BUT, I am just grateful to have the show and 2 days a week is better than nothing. So let's all be grateful! I just love my show. 3. I am blaming pregnancy hormones because I don't remember Thursday's episode AT ALL! Like zero! I vaguely remember Nora and Des talking but that is it! I don't have time to watch it so I'm just doing today's show. Okie dokie...<br />
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<b>Tuesday, May 21st</b><br />
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I'm sorry but if I were Vicki I'd still go to Paris. Mainly because I'm a selfish little bitch and don't want to turn down a personal shopper. <i>Yes! Thursday's episode is coming back to me! I remember the trip proposal! </i>However, why is Clint so damn eager? Something has to be up. I mean they have waited this long what's a little time to plan? And when Clint suggested Vegas the other day I about died. OMG can y'all see Vicki in a cheap ass wedding chapel in Vegas getting married by an Elvis impersonator?! Not atoll!!!<br />
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Topher tweeted that Dorian is sported a Nora wig and sure enough...it is! It looks just like Nora's hair. And may I say that Dorian has been rocking some snazzy outfits these days. Yes, I said snazzy. Jack's attitude. Typical for a kid his age going through shit. That was accurate. <i>GASP! Yes, I said nothing mean about NuJack!! </i><br />
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Who in the HELL is that douchebag behind Cutter with the lame ass purple and lime green hat on?! Get out of that club immediately! <i>God, don't they pay those extras $115 a day (extra pay is a rip which is why I don't do it)?! You would think they could find some people that didn't look (and wear) asshats. </i>I think Cutter has had one scene outside of Shelter...<br />
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Natty looks GORG! And now she is gonna be BFF's with NuDes because they are both single moms? Come on. A little more effort here...<br />
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Dan-YELLA is getting on my nerves with all this "let's get wasted" stuff. Also, I do LOVE these teens more than any set we have had but OMIGOD DEAR LORD PLEASE LET THEM HAVE ONE DAY OFF!!! JUST ONE! I think Matthew has been on EVERY DAMN EPISODE! Mija, too. Ugh.<br />
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Todd looks sharp as usual. I'm also loving that we get another Bo/Todd scene. I feel this is old school! LOL...typical from back in the day. Bo ran out of creamer. LMAO....love that Todd said so I sprinkled arsenic all over myself before I strangled myself. I'm enjoying these scenes...<br />
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Shut the front door! Just shut it right now. Rama is David's biggest fan!!! LMFAO. And his royalty check was for a buck 89. I cannot handle this. David is my comic relief. No matter what.<br />
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I'm humming the intro...ugh.<br />
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STOP IT RIGHT NOW! My ass Uta Hagen was David's acting coach! LMAO. He prob read "Respect for Acting" or watched her awesome DVDs since she is the shiznit. This whole thing is hysterical. "A rodent? That's dumb. Why would you say that?" I could keep quoting this scene but...<br />
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Of course Victoria is a softie and doesn't want to get rid of the people that have worked for her forever. Ugh...and all her reasons are valid since I'm a big dork, too. Hate Clint's tie. OMG. Vicki I think Clint is gonna need to invest since you are probs gonna lose your funds via Pellegrino. How ridiculous is the name of that fund?<br />
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Vinegar in place of vermouth? Oh my stars. Gag me with a spoon. Michelle is St. Anne's qualified and I haven't even laid eyes on this bitch. Jeffrey is right...don't trust this ho! Matthew kinda needs to get f*cked over a little bit though. And Mija is trying to be all Martha Stewart with the hors d' oeuvres.<br />
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Pent up energy, huh Cutter? Please. Y'all just have sex already.<br />
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WOO HOO!!!! Tea hasn't started crying yet!!! This is a record! And this browser history foolishness...sloppy sloppy. Lurve Todd is eavesdropping. <i>So, for some reason, when Tea said "tattoo" I couldn't help but think "God, the word tattoo is really getting thrown around this show and particularly on this episode." Think about it...all this tattoo hoopla between dead guy, coffee shop guy then Victor having the tat. Then today all the evidence disucssion about it. Then David is going on and on with Rama about Chipmunk Tattoo. I've never discussed tattoos so much in my life.</i> Bo, come on. Did you really just ask why Victor wanted to kill Todd. Come on, commish. <br />
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Just because Michelle has a Toronto area code doesn't mean she LIVES in Toronto. And Jeffrey's comment about Michelle saying "eh" was just fabulous.<br />
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Love the Cutter/Natalie flirting. I'm a dork so I'm enjoying some of these goofy lines but it's adorable. <br />
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Biz loan. If I were Vicki I'd prefer that too. Applause! Applause! Thank you Victoria for giving Todd some words of wisdom about Jack. Todd's approach sure as hell ain't working so maybe QV talked some sense into him. Fingers crossed. Despite me LOATHING Jack, I want Todd to get some shit in order. He is too fab to have to have THIS much disorder...yes, even Todd needs a break from all chaos.<br />
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"Snookered." hehe. Nice, Clint. And good point by Clint saying the deck is stacked against Jack since Todd and Victor are his parents. LMAO. And your hands are full trying to turn Matthew into a stand up guy, Clint? God, I need everyone to get involved in this. Intervention please.<br />
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Jeffrey is the voice of reason on this damn show, I swear. Matthew just go for Mija instead of St. Anne's. And I'm kinda glad Dani fell with the gnocchi because I think gnocchi tastes like moldy ass.<br />
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I mean...David just did sound, speed, and action. This man can do it all!!! I love David's quotes of himself.<br />
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OHHHHHH!!!! And this was my BIG thing from Thursday I remember. Ok so duh!!!! We saw that the guy videoing everyone was gonna be Todd. They left ZERO to the imagination on Thursday so why in God's name it was supposed to be a big reveal today is beyond me. Worst. Surprise. Ever. I think my dog even knew what was going on! What the hell? BUT...since that little note says Victor is alive and to finish what he started I'm curious. Todd almost looked like he was about to go into the Twilight Zone, I swear. The look in his eyes!<br />
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Oh and Thursday's episode was leaked this morning. <i>Get it together Hulu</i>. I only saw bits and pieces but it seemed good. <br />
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I'll be back on Thursday. Still not used to this schedule.<br />
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<br />Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-91758670441301036052013-05-15T09:03:00.001-05:002013-05-15T09:51:21.176-05:00Blogging While I'm White Girl Wasted...<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Victor: "Todd, what's the matter?"<br />
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I'm not really white girl wasted but how funny would it be if I was?! After the bebe is born I'll do it for y'all. It will be a trainwreck. Anyway...Gooooooood morning! I sure hope this post makes sense. We get up at 5:15 around here but since I'm pregs I can't have my normal dose of caffeine so even though it is 7:15 I'm not as coherent as I'd like to be. Le sigh. It's a long way to November. If God is on my side today our refill sleeves of Nespresso coffee will be delivered this morning. Fingers crossed. I'll do some brief thoughts about yesterday's show and then I'll blog about today. Sound good?<br />
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<b>May 14th and 15th Episodes</b><br />
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<b>Thoughts about May 14th</b><br />
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JWOWW. Lemme start with her. I cannot believe I'm going to say this: But I did not mind her! I was expecting THE worst. After watching season 5 of Jersey Shore (yes, that happened. I'm embarrassed) I was like "NOOOO. Why is she gonna be on the show?!" But, as long as she doesn't get too involved and basically serves as a bartender then I'm fine with it. I think she is pretty perfect for a bartender in that kinda club scene. <i>However, she obviously needs to work on those recipes of hers because who in her right mind ruins good scotch by making it some Cutter Cocktail? Just no. And, I did keep looking at her face because if you saw season 1 of Jersey Shore then you can see ALL the work she has had done. She is like a quilt.</i> But overall, I'm pleasantly surprised. Carry on.<br />
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Cutter's so cute and so is Natalie so just hook up already and make everyone happy. Even if just for a night. You know that one night stand would be replayed a MILLION times like it was when Brody got it on with Natalie. <i>I think they replayed that ONE part of the scene (y'all know what I'm talking about) like 10 or 11 times for real. </i> Poor Natty needs some ass. It's had to have been awhile at this point..<br />
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Redbull and Tequila? Is that what Dan-YELLA mixed? That had to taste like smashed ass. And like Mija stood a chance in that drinking game when it came to saying biological father. <br />
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In case OLTL was wondering: Message received that Tea can cry and get upset with the best of them. <i>Her scenes</i> for <i>he past two days with her have made me want Zoloft but I'm not I'm not allowed to take anything like that while pregnant because it causes birth defects. </i><br />
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The Todd/Victor stuff. I just need this to move forward. I love both characters but between being annoyed about the poisoning thing and just overall being miffed about their sparring (I dunno why this is just my personal feelings) I just want to move this thing NOW. We all know Todd's not dead from the choking incident. Let's keep this going.<br />
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I was thrilled to see some Blair/Natalie interaction! That was the highlight of the damn show for me. Maybe they will strike up their relationship a little more since the characters are a bit limited. I sure hope so. I liked their scenes even though they were short. <br />
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Wait...the blonde chick? Jessie from Jessie Toy Boys? Anyway, I felt her pain about being under 21 and a female shot girl won't serve you a shot. All female bartenders are bitches to girls under 21. She should have had a fake ID and some guy getting her the shots. <i>She lost her ID in Brooklyn...LOL. Kim!</i> <i>Return it to her! </i>;) That song..."Dancing in my vans getting white girl wasted." A couple of things. Until I listened to it a second time I thought this bitch said "Dancing in my VAN." I'm like why would you dance in your van you weirdo? DUH! She means her shoes! <i>Ugh. I'm telling you it's the lack of caffeine these days.</i> I didn't know Vans were still a thing. I never owned a pair but still. Secondly, I'm pretty sure when I was in law school people started throwing around "white girl wasted" and I'm sure my stupid ass probably went along with it. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px;"><i>To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both. The term is derived from the extreme inebriation most commonly experienced by white females between age 17 to 27. In a sentence: "</i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;"><i>Tonight is 50 cent shot night, we getting white girl wasted for sure!" </i></span><br />
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I will say that I was touched that out of respect for me they covered the giraffe's head in the baby nursery. I'm surprised they left the thing there to rot.<br />
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NO NEED for Jack to show up for 2 seconds of the show. Just to infuriate me, obvs.<br />
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<b>May 15th</b><br />
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An opening scene with David Vickers. I'm pleased already. And love that he calls "action" for himself. <i>The way his show is filmed must make it HELL for the editing in post. There is no way he actually has legit footage. </i> "Step Nora" gets me every time. I die out laughing. And Nora can't talk because she has on a mud mask. Yikes those things make your face tight!<br />
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Oh no. Oh no. I sense a Matthew self photo shoot and I'm so embarrassed for him. OMIGOD what a douche. It IS a self photo shoot. I cannot. I simply cannot.<br />
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Todd looks pretty yummy for almost being strangled to death. <i>Vicki is showing cleavage today! GASP! </i><br />
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Look at Bo working the scene. That darling. Where is the best CSU in Llanview? Why isn't she there?<br />
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<i>These American Airlines commercials on Hulu Plus with Jon Hamm's voice. I do enjoy those. Just listening to him. Be still my heart...</i><br />
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Nice to see the beds at the Llanview hospital are still worse than cribs.<br />
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This Nora/David thing is my comedic relief today. David: "Look I'm never gonna be able to sell this show unless I do something more than gorgeous chicks wearing scantily clad clothing and misbehaving in front of the camera." Nora: "Why not? Isn't that what the audience wants?" <i>Is OLTL trying to tell us something? HMMMM?</i> LMAO...warts and green faces! "Did you buy any of it at all? I was kinda running out of inertia." I CANNOT. Too funny.<br />
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<i>Mija, your self tanner is shit. You need to get the St. Tropez mousse self tanner. It doens't streak and it's amazing although pricey but WORTH IT. Matthew will have streaks now. Way to go, ho.</i> JUST HOOK UP ALREADY, YOU TWO!!!!! Just screw and get it over with!<br />
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Jeffrey is obvs Des' knight and shining armor. He is smitten with this chick AND the kid! Pretty cute.<br />
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Look at Bo being authoritative!!!! I love a good Bo/Todd sparring. Bo even snapped at Victoria. Damn! I love the extra police officers in the background. Hehe.<br />
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I just. I have no words for this photo shoot. I don't care how crazy this Michelle chick is but when she gets photos like this from Matthew on FB she should be like "OMG this kid is a flaming douche!" I unfriend people that do this shit. OMG Matthew is spanking the pillow!!!!!!!!!!!??????? I want to crawl under this couch. Right now.<br />
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Oh Victoria. You did not put that much money into the Pellegrino fund? Even I know not to do that. So wait...if she has all this money to invest in Pellegrino then how is she struggling to get money for The Banner? Couldn't she have pumped this money into the paper? Clint's right....Matthew is hardly working for BE. He is working really hard on being the biggest dipshit in Llanview and I'm pretty sure he has that title secured at the moment. <br />
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Oh hey Blair. What's up? Hmmm do I sense some chemistry between Blair and Cutter? Yes, it's def there. Actually Blair, Todd is the most full of shit person you have ever met in your life based on your attitude towards him. So you need to say that Cutter is the SECOND most full of shit person. Hehe...just correcting.<br />
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I love a good Bo/Natty scene, too. <i>I wonder how Bo got his job back and all that foolishness but I guess we will never know.</i><br />
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I'm crying laughing so hard. When I want to be sexy I go for a jar of peanut butter and seductively eat it with 2 fingers!!! Ha!<i> How do y'all think I got pregnant? Duh! It's the way I eat creamy Jif! It's an effing turn on! OMG. </i>This is so horribly bad that I literally am dying out laughing...alone...in this apartment with the dog and no one else is here to laugh with me. Damn. <br />
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OMG, so David has convinced Nora to act like she is happy to see him for the show. LOL. "Oh yes, the life of a lawyer is very stressful but I love it." How fake! haha! She can't play along with this because it is killing her. <i>When is David gonna have a scene with his Pa?! That is due! </i>David's spiritual journeys...Vickeroshi! God that was a weird/funny time. <br />
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Bo Buchanan has cursed more than anyone in a single episode since this whole reboot started, I swear! And now Bo almost said "Mother F*cker!" Oh my. You know, for me personally, it doesn't sound right. It's like if Ross said "Mother f*cker." It just doesn't sound right and I expect him to be a gentleman. The other curse words or fine. Or even if he was about to say just "f*ck" but "Mother F*cker" is going for the gold medal ya know? Yeah...Natalie needs to get laid pronto. She is so mopey and sad about John (rightfully so) but I want her to get her happy life going. <br />
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Todd and Blair. This ought to be good. "Psych ward." LOL. I wonder what Blair is gonna think when she finds out the truth? "You look tired." This banter is too funny. And "being here night after night is kind of a young woman's game." Blair should kick him in the balls but she likes the flirting too much!<br />
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Now Mija is straddling Matthew. Oh no! Shield Baby Drew's sweet eyes!!!! That was the fakest "Hi Drew" from Matthew I have ever heard in my life.<br />
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I like it! Natalie found arsenic on the stopper! Praise God let's move this investigation along!!!!<br />
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Okie dokie. I like today's episode. I swear I'm gonna get to the last or today's comments at some point!<br />
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I'm off to head to Crate & Barrel because out of sympathy Ross told me they sell Nespresso there so I can get a sleeve of it. I'm thrilled. Maybe I'll find the Jessie Toy Boys song on itunes and play it in the car...woo hoo!!!! ;)<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Tea: "Victor, could you please let me and the viewers know what is going on with this whole poisoning Todd thing. We are so confused and I just can't take it anymore."</td></tr>
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Hello all! Hope everyone had a lovely Mother's Day weekend! I'm kinda pressed for time this shouldn't be too long unless I type REALLY fast. I'll do last Thursday's show and today's episode in this post.<br />
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<b>Episodes for May 9th and May 13th</b><br />
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<b>Quick recap of May 9th</b><br />
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Love that Dorian now has a plan to get Vicki! And the scenes between Vicki and Dorian were so fabulous. Vicki was NOT having it and I believe there was even an eye roll involved. Also, even though I don't like NuJack AT ALL it was nice to see Dorian out and about (even in that obnoxiously LOUD floral coat) with her nephew and showing them spending some QT. I like it. I feel that so many relationships weren't shown on the former OLTL but maybe that's a different story this go around. Oh and I remember I love Vicki's office! Very Queen V!<br />
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OMG...Bora Bora. Hilarious and so cute and can't believe they actually used their own mash-up name. I'm very curious to see where this radio storyline is going to go but I'm totally openminded. <i>Bo's office looks almost the same!</i> My favorite was when Nora told Bo he was fast and he responded with "I know. I'm famous for that." *wink wink* Naughty. I dig it.<br />
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Todd using his money to get his children's love. Sometimes that works. At least Dan-YELLA is taking advantage. I do think that this whole fallout with Mija and Tea is pretty acurate as far as relationships with angry 21 year olds that resent that parents at the moment. <i>God, was I this much of a bitch?! I don't think so. I know I was unpleasant at times but damn. </i>Todd saying "j/j" instead of "j/k" and saying "bomb diggity." OMG dying laughing. RH is too cute! OH...and Tea JUST NOW noticed Victor's tatto?! WHAT THE HELL?! I don't believe that. And apparently another little pal of Victor's with the same lovely tattoo is in town so hopefully we will get down to the bottom of this shiz soon.<br />
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Matthew is driving me CRAZY. Do y'all hear me?! CRAZY. And I remember that Jeffrey seemed to be the only one with any manners at that apartment. SELF LOVE WITH MOISTURIZER?! Oh.My. Well, I guess at that age and you move in with two guys and you share a bathroom...sure, throw that out there. <br />
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I'll say this again. I'm soooo confused with this poisoning bit. Is this like poisonig someone with anti-freeze? I've seen a 48 Hours Mystery and another crime show how you can poison someone with anti-freeze over a period of time from a few days to weeks. I think? Maybe this is that kinda poisoning. I'm just confused at this rate. Todd did look like death warmed over when he went to Vicki's office and did start to act funny but again...confusion is all upon me. Oh and I love the Vicki/Todd talk at the end. Vicki calling Victor "Faaaaaaaather." Random Brit dialect thrown in every now and then. <i>I am ready for her to say "not atoll!" That's my fav. </i>And Todd called Vicki an "inspiration" or something. What is going on?!<br />
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<b>May 13th</b><br />
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Oh Blair those jeans. Plain white would have been fine.<br />
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Surprise! Destiny with the baby! This ought to be good.<br />
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LMAO...Zen Todd! He.Cracks.Me.Up. And Vicki used "detente". One of my fav words! And thanks for asking which Todd we are dealing with Victoria! I'm dying to know, too!<br />
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Tea needs a vacation. That's all. HOLY CRAP!!! Actually, it appears she is gonna need a vacation to St. Anne's soon! <i>I'm dying for someone to be in St. Anne's with the nuns. And I would love for Allison Perkins to surface. I can't get enough of that kooky bitch. </i> What normal person would be able to keep putting up with all this craziness!? I hate for Tea to be upset but I'm also glad Victor is going to deal with these tattoed effers because I want to know what the hell is going on!<br />
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Matthew.Is.Such.A.Douche!!!! God, he is a slapdick and I hate him right now!!! Ummmm could it be any more obvious they are gonna pair up Jeffrey and Destiny? He is all over her with sweet words and compliments, etc. <br />
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Sam: "I'm not a kid and I can whoop your ass any day of the week!" YES!!! This kid is so awesome and in a perfect world Sam would absolutely kick NuJack's ass because he needs it...right after Matthew. That computer tower may certainly be cool in Jack's eyes but it looks heinous and stupid. I've seen vomit on the floor of a bar look better. Jack didn't spend his college savings on the computer? God, would Blair be so stupid to let him have access to that? Ugh...probably.<br />
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Todd is really pulling on my heart strings these days. Taking blame for the kids being screwed up! VERY ADULT! It's about time. I'm loving this...<br />
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Tea is knocking it out of the park today! Poor thing. <i>I still don't know if TSJ is staying. Is he?</i> "IF I come back I will never leave you again?" Yikes. One never wants to hear those words. LMAO...what did Tea throw? That was hilarious. It just bounced. LOL. If I were Tea I would want to kick Victor's ass despite the fact I love him.<br />
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Again, can they shove the future Jeff/Des pairing in our faces any more?! Also, how cute is Jeffrey with a baby?! Ok. That's it! I HAVE EFFING HAD IT WITH MATTHEW!!!!! <i>And while I'm on this rant...have the teens been on EVERY SINGLE DAY?! Jesus, I would like just ONE day without seeing these 4. Just one day please. </i>Anyway, I don't understand Matthew's attitude. I just don't.<br />
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Sam needs to just come and live with me and be my friend. We could hang out and eat snacks and he could make me laugh and help me decide on baby names. Yes, this could work. "Scarface." Back to using that I see. I like it.<br />
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LMAO...more Vickers and Todd. Todd is like a kid in Toys 'R Us!!! "Did he seem happy?" Awe. No death from poison please. WHICH BY THE WAY...Todd seems as healthy as a damn horse!!! WHAT.THE.HELL?! I guess I'm gonna stick with the "slow death" poisoning type thing. Is there even another option?<br />
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NuJack will lash the hell out about Victor leaving. <i>The really really really EVIL mean going to hell Mary-Ella enjoys Jack being upset. WHY oh why do I have it out for this kid?!</i> At least Tea made Victor tell them "goodbye" before he left. At least there was a big group hug before they left. WHAT? Victor said give Todd a chance? I'm so confused by all this sincerity? Is that what this is?<br />
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I do like that Destiny isn't putting up with any of Matthew's shit that he throws at her! I still am not feeling this Destiny just yet but I love the sparring. AND A SLAP! Eh...Matthew, you need to talk to your mom about that abortion foolishness. Let's not forget. I want to personally reach through the tv and give Matthew a huge wedgie and then beat the shit out of him with a pot or pan, etc. <i> I'm too vain to injure my manicured hands. </i>"BO, will take care of her and Drew." What the hell is this about?! First name basis with your dad AND you expect him to take care of your son?! OH.HELL.NO. If Matthew says "Nora" instead of Mom I'm really gonna lose it. Jeffrey...the voice of reason! UGH. I hate all of this right now!<br />
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Look at Santa Claus busting up in La Boulaie. LMAO. Just make out already you two! Just do everyone a favor and make out. Blair: "Your son is you." Very ice.<br />
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Please tell me Tea and Victor AT LEAST had a quickie before he leaves for God knows how long. I'm gonna pretend they did because if not then that's just dumb. Well this is sad. Woof. But maybe we'll get some answers soon.<br />
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That damn scotch. I just don't think I should comment on this foolishness anymore until we get some more answers because none of us know a damn thing and if one of you reading knows what is up then please feel free to let us all in on this big poison plot.<br />
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I'm fine with Jack destroying the computer because it was uglier than Honey Boo Boo's mom's ass. Ugh.<br />
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Jesus is that what I'm in for with my child?! Shit everywhere?! Apparently so.<br />
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Oh dammit. Open the door then silence. This show is too short for me!!! But I feel this way about all shows I love and that's only a few. <br />
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And where in the hell is Natalie?!?! She has hardly been on and I'm shocked!<br />
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Ok, I have to head to the grocery. Hope y'all had a marvelous Monday!<br />
Cheers!<br />
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<br />Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-80557549959304690402013-05-08T21:52:00.001-05:002013-05-08T22:53:23.405-05:00I Need Shelter from Jamie Franco...<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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Good evening! Hello! Bonjour! Sorry I'm so late. Had a whirlwind couple of days with a performance, a shoot, appointments, etc. Oh, and a little announcement: I'm having a baby! Yay. So when I start crying over NuJack or something please know it is just the hormones. I won't bore you anymore with this. This post will be long...<br />
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<b>May 7th and 8th Episodes</b><br />
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Lots of things repulse me or make me gag: Kim Kardashian, licorice, cockroaches, etc. I'll now add 2 more words to that list: Jamie Franco. Omigod is this dude even real?! Is.He.Even.REAL?! I have nightmares about people like this! His scenes were soooooooo sooooooooo horrible! And what in the hell is up with his southern ghetto talk?! Like what in God's name is he trying to accomplish with that?! Nothing intelligent obviously. I Googled this dude and found out he is from Houston so maybe that explains some of the "southern' twang but OMG, people! And those bottom teeth! I cannot. I think he said "fettacini's" (misspelled on purpose) or some crazy shit. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Ooooh and this guy sells ART?! Art in Miami? My ass! I really have nothing much to say except that all this was a train wreck. Actually, I'm just laughing about this now. Obivously Cutter owed him money for some reason etc. The guy has the power to get two chicks to make out. That's all I got. I can't imagine his music is worth a shit. At least Cutter did the right thing and forked over the money and didn't let Rama be victim to that gross bastard. *shutter*<br />
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Not gonna lie I'm kinda over Shelter for the moment. I just don't want it shoved down my throat and that's how I kinda feel about it at the moment. Like, I'm gagging...<br />
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Fact: This Michelle bitch Matthew is FB messaging (who in God's name is on FB messenger THAT effing much?!) will be an effing loon. Maybe I'm wrong but I doubt it. She will be crazytown. I just feel it and I just can't imagine them brining a stable chick onto this show to get thrown into the mix with those hellions. <br />
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Another fact: The dancing between Destiny and Matthew towards the end of the show was no doubt WAY sexier than any sex the original Matthew and Destiny had in that tiny garret. <i>Hurry, Mary-Ella! Think of something else! Make it go away! </i>I want to vomit just thinking about it. Add original Matt/Des sex to that list in paragraph one...<br />
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The guy Dan-YELLA went to the VIP section with looked at least 35. And he seemed like a douche. I'm glad Matthew is looking out for her. I get the sense of genuine concern from him. My problem with this all goes back to him acting like a douche in his personal life. So I really don't think he has a right to be so hard on Mija (even if he is coming from a good place) because he is being such a HUGE DOUCHE with this Destiny/Drew thing. <br />
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My friend Gail pointed out that Victor acts drugged. He does right? Or something. I understand he was kidnapped and holed up God knows where for a year etc. and he is probably mindf*cked and all of this mess but something is still "off". I did laugh when Victor made Mija do the field sobriety test in the house. LOL. I thought he might have a breathalizer handy, as well. And Tea's forceful but sincere "I love you" before Dan-YELLA went to bed was touching. Tear. Holy Crap!!! Tea and Victor's bed is tiny!!! A matchbox is bigger than that foolishness! How in God's name do they sleep comfortably let alone have sex. I would bet money that Liam AND little Drew's beds are bigger. Without question. And I don't care if Tea was living alone for a bit...NO ONE should have a bed that small! This is giving the beds at Llanview Hospital a close race. Remember? Everyone's feet hang off the bed! LOL.<br />
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Thank you baby Jesus for the Bo and Nora stuff! Good lord if I ever needed them it was during THIS episode with Jamie Franco!!! AHHH! Obviously I could gush about their adorableness for hours on end but I won't. Breathe a sigh of relief. I do want to say that they seem so genuinely happy together and I'm thrilled because OMG these two haven't had a break since they got back together! They are like glowing! AND, I'm so glad that people finally know how to write for them. Dare I say it? Are we getting the awesomeness that was BN in the 90's back?! I think we are. This is the BN that was sooooo stellar and rock solid and why people fell in love with them. I loved every minute of it. I mean...that phone call! That.Phone.Call. So stinking precious! It was hysterical and all that tipsy flirting...made my day! The handcuffs! LMAO. I do have to point out two things that I was like "eh, ok." Nora used to LOVE being a defense attorney! She lived and breathed her work. So I find that kinda hard to believe she wasn't excited to go to work. And, Bo not knowing Nora was a DJ. PLEASE! Now if you didn't watch the show eons ago then you don't care but Bo owned the radio station and Max Holden and Luna Moody had their own show that broadcast from Serentiy Springs and Nora was Bo's attorney for the radio station and they began dating during all this...and she is JUST NOW telling him she is a DJ? No. I call bullshit on this one. But for the mere fact, I otherwise loved the writing, they are so f*cking perfect and fabulous and I it seems she is sterring away from being the DA then I'll shut up right now. And to end it with sex on the floor. So fabulous. Le sigh. More of their fabulous selves...PLEASE.<br />
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And how about it!? OLTL gets to use REAL songs! I must admit I had the damn song in my head ALL DAY yesterday but "I Got You Babe" isn't a bad song to sing aloud to yourself. It was great. <i>And obviously we have the big ending with Todd but I have more to say about that once I get more into today's episode. </i><br />
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<i> It must be my hormones because I'm upset watching Dorian resign from office. </i>I love the portrait of Dorian hanging up. It cracks me up. LMAO..."Don't take any wooden nickels." Should I know what in the hell that means?! LITTLE SAM! You people have no idea how happy he makes me. OMG the "Pellegrino Fund" on that confidential file folder is so comical.<br />
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<i> </i>Ok so Dan-YELLA's acting has really improved and she has done fabulously with her material during this reboot. That being said...she was just sooooo over the top today! Like I wanted to reach through the tv and just be like "OMG are you on Adderall?! Please slow down! You are like a Chihuahua!" Yeah...Dan-YELLA is talking about the apartment being modern and her excitement was over the top! AH! I dunno why but she is making me want to pull my hair out! And I guess she just has the money to pay for rent...and dress cute...and go out and spend money. Someone explain this. <br />
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Natalie looks stunning in that green!!! OMG these little tots. How cute. I do have to say that if we are supposed to believe that little Drew is the product of Matthew and this Destiny then I'm not sure this was the best casting decision. Just my opinion. <i>Oooh isn't Shaun coming back? I do love him. </i>I don't mind this Des and Natty chatting. I totally get it. The last Mes I would have been like "WTF is going on?" Does anyone else feel HELLA AWKWARD when Matthew walks into the same room with Des?! It's like it screams "You deadbeat father! How can you just ignore her and your child!!!!" OMG...Matthew staring at the baby and not saying anything and then refusing to hold Drew is so awkward and unacceptable. <br />
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Clint and Vicki are so precious and she looks fabulous in that blue! I couldn't help but LOL when Vicki said "Maybe I was just too slow to join the digital age." I don't know why I thought that was so hysterical. Clint's right though. Vicki needs to get a little ruthless. Vicki will turn the paper around though. I mean, she can't lose The Banner! That would be sacreligeous right? And LOVE how Jeffrey decided to stay! I love it...this guy comes in to tell Vicki she could be insolvent soon and then she basically throws him out in the most polite way possible. And Vicki is tearing up and well, I just can't have that. Again, Bless Jeffrey for cheering her up! <br />
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And the award of the day for being a total tell-it-like-it-is-badass goes to: Clint Buchanan! Praise the Lord! Rip Matthew a new one! Clint is totally right: this shit is uncomplicated! Just man up, Matthew! Damn! Omigod, Clint thank you for uttering the words I've been dying for someone to say. You are awesome. That pretty much just sums that up. Carry on, handsome one. <br />
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Ok now. So Victor put the poison in Todd's scotch. Todd proceeds to drink the whole damn decanter of scotch and now it's the next morning and Todd is still alive!? How long does it take to kill someone this way!? Victor is obviously like "WTF, mate? How are you still alive?" <i>Llanview still has the same tall hedges apparently based on the outside of Tea's house.</i> God I can't remember the last time I saw these two have a talk. I can't believe poisoned Todd is trying to make amends with Victor (and hoping that Victor just forgets Todd shot him). I love when Todd left and Victor looked like "my Google search assured me this would work!" LOL. Alright all you TnBers aren't y'all dying with this interaction? Hell, I'm not a TnBer and I even want them to makeout already. Maybe Todd will be near death and Blair will be by his side and try again with him. I mean, you know she wants to jump him. Awe and Victor kissed Blair goodbye. That's sweet. HOW IN GOD'S NAME IS THERE SCOTCH LEFT IN THAT DECANTER?! How?! I'm very eager to see how all this goes down. There is so much I need to know, actually...mainly about Victor and his previous whereabouts, what was done to him, etc. <br />
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<i>There are just too many shades of purple going on in Dorian's house. </i> Hey!!!! Dorian said no snacks in the living room!!!! That includes Cokes! Remove that pronto! <br />
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Sorry I was kinda all over the place but I'm getting sleepy here. Hope y'all had a good day. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow? If not then Monday. I'll try and do some comment responding soon!<br />
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All for now!<br />
Jamie Franco's Fan Club President<br />
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Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-42701061771516977542013-05-06T21:44:00.000-05:002013-05-06T21:44:01.116-05:00Thirsty for Revenge<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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Good evening! Hope everyone had a great weekend. Maybe some of you had a fun Cinco de Mayo?! We had a fun trip to New Orleans filled with friends and fattening food and a spider bite (long story). I'm going on and blogging today because I can't blog again until Wednesday due to filming, appointments, etc. <br />
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<b>Monday, May 6, 2013</b><br />
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Is this not the CHEESIEST title for this blog?! I couldn't think of anything else. Desperate times...<br />
AND I could not find ANY pictures from this episode! FML. GRRR. <br />
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<i> Everytime I see the ad for Jaegermeister I get nauseous because when I was in high school I got so drunk off of it I couldn't see straight. I want to puke every time I see it. YUCK. Cough syrup! </i><br />
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<i> </i>I'm going to make a REALLY BIG assumption and say Victor has taken a bath/shower. I can't think about the alternative. Oooooh ways to kill!!! This is getting juicy. He is wasting no time going after Todd. <i>Also, are both of these cats supposed to be on the show for the long haul? I thought I read somewhere that TSJ got another gig or something. Just curious. I don't have time to search for the answers. </i><br />
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<i> </i>Steppin' it up! What happened to MyFace?! This is like legit Facebook. I like it. <i> Should we start counting the number of times they say "shit" per episode? I feel that is the only curse word these teens know. Or maybe I just think that this curse word is being overused. Let's change it up a bit. </i><br />
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I know all of you Natalie fans are happy to see her today! About as happy and surprised as I am to see Nora today. And holy shit (I had to use that word...hehe), Natty has an office/lab! A LAB! So she can do legit forensic science! Let's see how often this bad boy is put to use.<br />
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The Real Housewives of Llanview! I love it. Hell, I love a Housewives franchise...guilty. But I love Vickers trying to film Todd. It's so comical. Vickers is getting a lot of screen time!<br />
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Kelly Missal is doing AWESOME!!!!! She really has become a superb little actress. Ok, I know she is 21 and all but this is Tea and Victor and I'm surprised they are letting her just leave after returning from the hospital from a drug overdose. And Victor looks so f*cking tired! Give this man a Tylenol PM and let him go to sleep for a few days. Ooooh grabbing Tea's arm like that. He has definitely returned to Llanview a different man.<br />
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<i>Ok, so the opening was catchy today. I will leave it at that. Ugh. Ross was humming the damn thing on Friday. HUMMING it! I was like "OMG, no you're not?!" </i><br />
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<i> </i>I'm really digging this Natty/Nora scene. Maybe they will try and build this relationship. I really hope so. Natty used to have a really good relationship with "Uncle Bo" back in the day but then Rex got involved and the rest is history. "Missing John?" Who doesn't miss John? Ok so are they going to elaborate on this further? Surely! And who did he leave her for? Sam from General Hospital? I don't have a damn clue. And what about Liam? Surely McBain visits Liam etc. And this is random but there has been zero mention of Jessica which I'm also curious about. OMG Nora and Natty going shopping. This is too cute. "Brush your hair." LOL<br />
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"Cat piss" and "dickhead". At least they changed it up. What in God's name does Matthew do? He is dishing out anti-drug advice to Dan-YELLA but what does he do on a daily basis? I mean...he looks for apartments and scopes out chicks on FB. He is obviously spending ZERO time with his kid. And Bo and Nora are just paying for him to frolic around Llanview? WTF? At least Dan-YELLA called out Matthew about being a family man. These two kids are heathens!<br />
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Victor looks like he just needs to collapse. I'm getting sleepy just watching him. And he is sooooo damn preoccupied. I understand that Tea doesn't want to overstep her bounds and let Victor adjust but I would want to be like "talk to me!!!! I haven't seen you in a year because I thought you were dead and, oh yeah, our baby died and you are avoiding me like the plague so will you please sit down and talk to me since I'm the woman you love supposedly. Ah! Let's get through this together." <br />
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I just find this whole Vickers/Todd thing hysterical. And Todd is clearly just cracking himself up. LMFAO. Vickers saying "turn off the camera" and shaking his head no. And I couldn't help but laugh about the selling the baby in Mexico comments. Look at Todd being GENUINE!!!! You know...I actually feel bad for him. I do. Maybe because I just like him so much but I do feel bad for him.<br />
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Am I supposed to assume that Todd's room (assuming it is his) is at The Palace Hotel? And is Renee Divine running it?<br />
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Clint is just so handsome. Le sigh. Is that office at Llanfair? It looks like there are many feminine touches to it. Oh no...here we go again. <i>And, like a David Copperfield magic trick, BOOM! Matthew has a job! Just like that.</i> Picking up where we left off from 2012, Matthew is gonna work for Clint. I am totally for this and based on the way Clint said Matthew better not make him regret this decision I have a feeling evil Clint is coming back and I couldn't be happier. That sly bastard.<br />
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Blair looks cute and could fit it at a club now or could have attended Studio 54 in the '70's with ease. I'm sorry but I'm so humored by drunk Todd. I find it charming. <i> I don't know why because I came back from a table read Sunday night to find Ross drunk from margaritas and attempting to make fajita nachos. It was a near catastrophe. That wasn't quite charming. </i>I wish these two would just make out. I know they have to mend fences etc. Last time you let your guard down, Blair? Gosh everytime you let your guard down you get f*cked over. I keep thinking about Eli Clarke. LOL. Looking back that whole thing is so comical.<br />
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Ewwww did Matthew and Jeffrey buy everything from Ikea?! I'm getting anxiety just thinking about them having to put that shit together. Oh no...an Instagram selfie. I'm not really into selfies. I can deal with them if people don't do duck face. I tell you what though...that Matthew is quite the cutie. He is always raising those eyebrows! <br />
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"Mijita". Cute. Another red flag and Tea is just going to go on and go to dinner? Eh. I just find that kinda odd. Victor's on a mission. Obviously he is out to get Todd. This ought to be good. <br />
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Jeffrey just hurt himself and said "shit" and then in the next sentence he said the "screws are for shit". Let's tone it down with the shits. Who is this Michelle, bitch? Some crazy loon that will hit the town?<br />
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Awe and now Clint and Natty! How fabulous! So basically everyone is telling Natty she is tired and looks like shit. LOL. What a day. And she actually looks fantastic. These two are adorable.<br />
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NuJack. I can't. Wait just a damn minute! They serve dinner at Shelter?! So it's a fancy dinner place until 10 or so? Is that the catch? LMAO at NuJack and Dan-YELLA pointing the knives. And who the hell is taping everyone!!!??? AH! The suspsense is killing me! I wish it was Marty Saybrooke. LOL. She could get back at "Todd" and Todd for all the horrible things they did to her.<br />
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Victor doesn't play! He went straight for the scotch. Oh eye roll, Todd just walked right past Victor? Whatevs but I'll go with it. Eerie with the heartbeat sound in the background. I'm intrigued.<br />
NOOOO! I don't want the show to be over. Dammit!!!<br />
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I'll try and respond to comments toon. Regardless, I'll be back to blog on Wednesday!<br />
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Ciao,<br />
Mijita<br />
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Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-80254846622878411082013-05-03T10:23:00.004-05:002013-05-03T10:29:21.696-05:00ANYTHING but the Giraffe!!!<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Giraffe: "Tea, please move me to a safe location. I have a bad feeling something is going to happen me. I don't know why..."</td></tr>
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<b>Friday, May 3, 2013</b><br />
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Good morning from freezing cold New Orleans! <i>What the hell?!</i> Anyway, hope y'all have enjoyed the last couple of episodes because I sure have. Ok so I am going to have to post from memory. Well, I could watch again on my iPad and type on the laptop but we are all about to eat a late breakfast and frankly the whole thing would just take too damn long. The past two episodes were extra fun because Ross watched with me both mornings. :) These will be pretty short but just wanted to get a post out. Sooo....<br />
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<b>Episode 3--Wednesday, May 1st</b><br />
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU to Dan-YELLA for having the best reaction to Victor being alive! Now, did everyone need to react like that? Absolutely not. But each person should have had SOME reaction. <i>I'm not letting this go, clearly. </i> I thought Dan-YELLA's was perfect and she did a great job so kudos to KM on that. Ross' said "Finally, somebody actually showed Victor's return some attention." Good point. <br />
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<i>I think I'm about to combine episodes 3 and 4 on this Dorian Vicki thing because it is ALL a blur! Sorry about that.</i> Ok so I am loving this whole Dorian/Vicki thing. I do. I have needed them to go at it for so long and this whole thing is delish. I have to say that I kinda cringed when Jeffrey said "they had Dorian (or someone, I forgot) by the balls." I'm like "has Vicki ever even said that word?!" I also love the relationship between Vicki and Jeffrey. It think they work really well together. The interview with Dorian was hysterical and when she was asked about the American public being idiots I just died out laughing. And Clint popping out the champs!!! <i>Again, I guess he can drink? I'm not familiar with cardiology. </i><br />
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And a little Sam sighting!!!! He just warms my heart. That little ball of cuteness. The one quote I totally remember from this episode that I thought was so funny for some reason was "No snacks in the living room!!!!!!!!" LMAO. Dorian flew off the damn handle! I wanted to be like "If the child has grape jelly or grapes, etc. then just let him eat them on the couch because if something is spilled the shit will just blend in for God's sake!" The purple. I simply can't let this go either. <br />
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Blair looked like a sex kitten on this episode. Shocker. Lookin' good. <br />
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<i>There is a chance I might confuse things from this episode and Friday so if I do then forgive me.</i> <br />
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<i>Ross' peanut gallery comment: "I really wish Bobby Ford was back on this show. Man..." I was like "Why?! Jesus Christ! A chandelier fell on him just let it be! He is done! You have to get over it."</i><br />
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<i> </i>God, Nora didn't enter until the middle of the damn episode and I was about to get upset because I knew she was supposed to be on. Anyway, she was dressed impeccably. Looked so pretty. And she and new Matthew have a great dynamic. Their conversation felt "right" and they really seem to have a great rapport. Matthew still needs his ass beaten though. I'm sticking with that theory. A good ass beating should whip his douchey ass into shape. I mean...the best thing of the episode for me was when Bo surfaced during the last part of the episode! The whole scene felt like old school Bo and Nora that I love. Not the late 2009-2013 Bo and Nora that some people know. No this was old times. The adorableness was out of control...but too short! I need more!<br />
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Overall, I loved this episode!<br />
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<b>Episode 4, May 2nd</b><br />
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<b> </b>HOLY HOTNESS! Victor and Tea! How about it! Love that they didn't waste any damn time getting back at it! I have to admit that both mine AND Ross' said <i>"God, when is the last time Victor would have brushed his teeth?!" </i>Nothing like hot sex to start off the episode. I bet all the VnT fans were super pumped about this! Now. Tea telling Victor about the baby...OMG just take my heart out and f*cking break it why don't you!! How sad! Ok now let's discuss what really disturbed me. So Victor is left alone in the nursery. <i>And when Victor asked to be left alone and for Tea to go check on Dan-YELLA I'm like "Tea, come on you KNOW better than to leave him here alone!"</i> <i>And all I have to say is Todd you better watch out! Yikes! </i>So as Victor is walking around taking in the nursery I'm like "Ross, OMG if he destroys the giraffe I'm going to be so upset." Ross is like "Shhh he isn't going to destroy the giraffe." Then Victor inches closer to the giraffe and I'm like "OMG he is going to kill the giraffe! NO!!!!" Ross is like "No he isn't." Then Victor kinda looks around and for a brief moment I think the adorable long necked creature is going to be spared but then he turns back to the giraffe and I'm like "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Everyone in this house heard me! I have never been so upset by the death of a stuffed animal! Thank God my lovely reader Kaye told me where I can find the giraffe. ;) Anyway, the giraffe did nothing to Victor and I'm clearly upset. I'm still in mourning. :( After all that cute talk about the giraffe. He met his demise so quickly. AHHHHH secret camera!!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!! <i>The footage looked very "Paranormal Activity" to me. Have y'all seen some of those movies? I'm such a baby. They freak me out. Anyway, love it. Can't wait to see who is spying. Ugh I kinda wish crazy Irene would somehow return. She was hilarious. </i><br />
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I cannot remember much from this episode and that is probably because I'm so f*cking traumatized by the death of the giraffe. BUT, I do know that I'm so glad that Blair stuck it to Todd!!! For a moment when he came up behind her I thought they were going to make out. I know all you TnB fans wanted something. Anyway, I love Todd. Truly I do. But he needs to step it up and be a real dad and not some fly by night father. I think he will now a little more since Victor is back in the picture. I hope so. Oh and when Todd walked up to NuJack when he was at the DJ booth I cringed when I saw NuJack pretending like he was really DJ'ing. I'm like GMAFB!!!! What a dork! And Todd just all of a sudden wants to have a beer with him and shoot the shit? Ummm no that's not how this works. His attempts need to be better!<br />
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Vimal!!!! Look at that sweet little innocent thing surfacing. :) So an open marriage? This will be interesting. He has such an innocence about him. I wonder if all these tables are going to turn and Vimal ends up being the one pulling all of the random ass and Rama ends up wanting to just be with Vimal. Whatever, I think this is a good idea.<br />
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Ok, so I can't remember another damn thing from this episode. <i> Ross asked "Now, why can't McBain come back?" Le sigh. We are all still in mourning about that.</i> <br />
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Ok I'm off to go hang with family then a wedding this evening! Hope y'all have a great day. I haven't gotten to watch the More Life to Live segment. I'll try and do that later. <br />
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Happy weekend and what an awesome week for us to have our show back!!!<br />
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Cheers,<br />
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<br />Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-74315638641841792122013-04-30T12:09:00.000-05:002013-04-30T12:09:57.894-05:00Victor Returns from Lavish Vacay<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Victor: "I really just want a bath and some flan from the Buenos Dias. It's good to be home."</td></tr>
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Afternoon my dear readers! I actually totally forgot I needed to blog! Ah! Anyway, I saw I have some comments and I will at least try and answer the people who asked questions. Hopefully I can do that by tomorrow. Maybe while I'm at the airport. And remember after today, I'm going to test blogging every TWO days. Just a reminder. Ok...<br />
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Tuesday, April 30, 2013<br />
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Ok...not that Tea needed to lose ANY weight at all but she looks thinner! She looks soooo thin!<br />
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I love Vicki and Dorian so much that I could watch them read the phone book so just to watch them go at it is fabulous. And Vicki is right...to be a junior senator how in God's name did Dorian end up on the intelligence committee? I haven't read any spoilers as to who is setting Dorian up. Have y'all? I'm going to be very interested to see how this plays out. <i>I love that Dorian's outfits are back, i.e., I have REALLY missed those hats! No one sports a hat like her. </i><br />
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Thank God we have this doctor and not that terrible smurf doctor with ZERO bedside manner that handled Matthew's brain injury. Small favor, I'll take it. <br />
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I didn't believe that nurse for one minute when she said to TSJ "Sir you have to get out of here." A little more authority, darlin'. Please let TSJ have some dialogue today. <i>Helen Keller would have at least uttered something at this point...</i><br />
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The opening...again. Ok so I LOVE LOVE LOVE the dancing, especially Bo and Nora. I think my main thing is that I am just taking a REALLY long time to warm up to the music WITH the dancing...if that makes sense. This is just totally different from anything else I have seen and like most things they take a while to get used to. I used to hate brussels sprouts and now I love them. I love Dorian's fiesta looking outfit. I like the Blair and Todd part too but I am not a fan of the Dan-YELLA and Tea part. I can't explain why I just don't like it.<br />
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I think Dorian is totally telling the truth about handing the documents to the right people. When is the last time Vicki was actually taking charge on a news story? Like, for real? I honestly can't remember. I love this!!! <br />
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Yes Cutter, don't let the patrons leave. False imprisonment civil suit!!! LOL. No one sues for that these days. That vodka looks cheap as hell and I bet it is nasty to shoot. But when you are that age and someone says "Free shots!" you will drink rubbing alcohol if they told you it was vodka...from experience.<br />
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Yeah, ok Dorian has 100% convinced me. I totally believed she did the right thing. Gosh, what happened to Dorian's big send off and she and Vicki having a heart to heart? LOL.<br />
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Yes Tea, Matthew is going to tell you that Dan-YELLA is taking Oxy. What kind of stupid question is that? I mean that's like if someone lost her virginity and then the friend went and told the mom "Such and such cashed in her v-card!" Ummm no. WHAT?!?! Dammit to hell!!!!! I thought Tea was supposed to say "I don't want any f*cking water, Blair!" I was waiting on the first f-bomb! Aren't they allowed one per show? Le sigh...it was obviously cut. Aaaand Todd just called Tea a shitty parent. Those are fighting words and I love it.<br />
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A Port Charles reference. I have no idea what or who Todd does in Port Charles so if any GH fans want to dish please feel free. Eh, and I hate to say it but Todd's right. From the looks of it Tea is being a shitty parent to Dan-YELLA but only because she is wholly consumed with grief. He just wastes no time telling it like it is. I still don't care for NuJack.<i> If someone is a REALLY staunch advocate of him, you are more than welcome to try and sway my opinion with three positive things about him. </i>WHOA!!!! So this is how they are gonna let Victor enter? Slamming Todd up against the wall and now everyone sees him? Hmm ok. LOL at Jeffrey videoing this shiz. That's what everyone does these days unfortunately. What a night, huh?! Dan-YELLA od's and now Tea has Victor back. This is a lot to effing process! And it's Victor's bday right? Everyone should take the party back to Shelter and have free shots on Cutter and just leave Dan-YELLA in the hospital room. LOL. I kid. And he speaks! I'm very eager to know where Victor has been all this time. Has he been squatting in the Buchanan mansion since apparently it's abandoned? LOL. I mean Renee might be there but she lives in the attic so I can't imagine they would have ever crossed paths. It's a thought. <br />
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So is Rama like the manager? The bartender? Has that been disclosed and I missed that? <br />
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LMAO..."That sow! That cow! That bitch!" I'm gonna say all three of those things at some point today. I just need to find someone to yell at! "Anything but the Huffington Post!" This is hysterical. <br />
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I love watching Clint and Vicki enter a scene together. I'm such a dork. <br />
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I don't understand why people do Oxy (or meth, or X, etc.). Anything with weird shit in it that makes you itch or you don't know what's in it...don't do it. Matthew is at least smart enough to know better and to stop using. Eh...Matthew does treat Destiny like shit. My verdict is still out on her. <br />
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<i>May I just say that so far I'm actually liking this episode BETTER than yesterday. Even though my favs aren't on I like how the show is focused on three main scenes/stories. The characters are on long enough as opposed to back in the day when I felt there were too many scenes crammed into one show. This is great!</i> <br />
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I was hoping for a Clint and Matt scene. I love their relationship. I by no means want Clint to be a father figure to Matt but I like their bond.<br />
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Poor Tea. Poor Victor. Her year has been hell and he basically missed a year of his life. Talk about a vortex of hell. <br />
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Wait...so when Tea and Victor walk back in the waiting room from the hallway I feel that people should have been more shocked to see Victor? I feel that everyone is like "Oh Victor's here. I'm not surprised." I dunno. Maybe I'm just tired and not watching correctly which could be it. My heart didn't warm with the NuJack and Victor hug so obviously I'm a frigid bitch.<br />
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I love the sets, p.s. I know I said that yesterday but good job, Prospect Park!<br />
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Love that Jeffrey calls Vicki "boss." LMAO..."the L word?" Ok so when Jeffrey said "shit" in front of Vicki part of me was like "No!!!! You can't utter such words in Queen V's presence!" I'm sure ES probably hasn't had many young people say that in front of her. <br />
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I think I discovered my problem with new Desinty...I can't understand or hear half of the words coming out of her mouth. I think that's one of my main issues. It's too quick. LMAO... Bo the sugar daddy is sending checks (God knows he hasn't spent his money on decent real estate) and Nora babysits! Matthew needs to step the f*ck up!!!! He was raised better. Bo and Nora need to beat his ass! See, I can actually believe that this Matthew and this Destiny would have hooked up. Now, the old Matt and Des...no, that was not believable. It's still not. It never will be. That is the root of my problem with this whole thing...the whole Matt/Des thing was just a joke.<br />
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LOL..."And two wrongs don't make a right. Thanks, teach." Todd's sharp tongue is fantastic!!! Ok, TnB fans! They are having a sit down convo ALONE! I LOVE LOVE LOVE that Blair called Todd an ASSHOLE! Think of all the times she should have had the right to call him that...or worse. Little things like this make my day. How do you TnB'ers put up with all of this angst!? It would drive me crazy!!! LOL. <br />
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WHAT? Ok Cutter when you are closing a club you need to at least let people watch the 2 a.m. show! <i>You know when they turn on the lights and finish playing the last song and you finish your drinks and you watch who everyone pairs off with to go home together that night. That's a fun pasttime!</i> Ok is Vimal on the show or not? I think he is? Why don't I know this? I'm getting some chemistry between Rama and Cutter. <br />
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LMAO....When Dorian pointed up to the sky David thought God and I thought she meant Jesus. But she meant the president. I love it! Speaking of Dorian being the only female medical doctor serving in the Senate when is the last time she practiced medicine? OMIGOD...it is STILL a problem at Dorian's and God knows it will be a problem at Vicki's! Why in God's name don't these people have fences for their backyard! I hope that Vicki AT LEAST started locking her door! Last time she left it open Allison Perkins surfaced!<i> I do love that crazy bitch.</i> <br />
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You know, if McBain and his perfectly groomed coif were on the case he would have Dorian's problem solved, name the mystery man Victor killed, etc. And speaking of hair, I kinda miss not making Gigi hair comments. Le sigh.<br />
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And Dan-YELLA will be fine. We can now all sleep peacefully tonight. <br />
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Off to pack! I'll be back later!<br />
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And we meet again! It took over a year but miraculously we have our show back and this blog. So...let's get right to this. Again, ASSUMING I still know how to blog (and that is IF I even knew how to blog in the first place). This post will be longer since it is the first episode. Not all will be like this...<br />
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Does everyone just feel warm and cheery seeing Vicki in this opening scene? Like Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music...it just gives me a good feeling. <i>Also, I see not much has changed. Vicki has on black pants with a solid shirt that is asymetrical at the bottom (sometimes the top). I'll be shocked if I see her in any form of a print once. But hey, if it ain't broke. </i>Clint looks snazzy and dapper. And soooo thrilled The Banner is back on the front burner. I swear on the old OLTL you wouldn't even know that Vicki ran a paper because they never discussed it. <br />
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Did Barney the dinosaur throw up in Dorian's living room? That is a lot of purple going on...like a lot. <i>Well, it's not really purple but I can't think of another analogy at the moment that deals with something in the purple family vomiting. </i>May I just take a moment to say that I love David Vickers. He is sooooo absurd, self-absorbed, clueless, and over the top but I find him so endearing and entertaining. I literally laugh at loud at some of the nonsense he spouts off. Enter Dorian...AND she has on a bomb ass wig! I absolutely love it. Not many people can pull off bangs. <i>Do you have any idea how many people are running arond this country with bangs like that and they have no idea that they look like something from a horror film?! Bangs like this are only for a small population...just like skinny jeans. </i><br />
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<i> </i>Well hello, Natalie! Gratuitous boob shot. She looks gorgeous. <i>I think I saw that dress at Bloomingdale's a couple of months ago. </i>Oh my sweet lord...a SORAS'd Liam! Ah! How did I not know this was happening?! He is adorable...do NOT get me wrong but I LOVED baby Liam. That was literally like the CUTEST baby of all time...for realzies. Get over it, Mary-Ella. So Natty's new apt...nice. Are they going to address where Jessica is? Just curious. Surely at some point.<br />
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I didn't see Tea's baby die on GH but I hate that it happened. I do. Especially since Victor "died" then she was pregnant then the baby dies? Eh...too much for me. <i>On another note, I love that stuffed giraffe and need it for any of my future children's rooms. </i>Ahhhh....so Tea is going to be so wrapped up in her own grief that she will ignore Dan-YELLA (yeah I'm not dropping that name just yet) and then Mija will lash out by taking drugs, partying etc. Got it. <i>The singing in the rocking chair to the stuffed animal reminds me of something I have seen on a Lifetime movie...</i><br />
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<i> </i>My dog and I literally just jumped when Bo screamed "Where are you going?!" Damn that was loud. Holy Shit...the garret looks exactly the same almost. Good deal! Nora...be still my heart. My favorite. Looks like she is dressed cute. Oh wow...Oxycontin huh? Serious drug talk within the first 5 minutes. This stuff is actually no joke. More on new Matthew when I see him have some dialogue, etc. <br />
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What a horrible tattoo on the stranger running through the street. Someone should beat his ass just for having that...<br />
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Nigel at Llanfair! I LOVE THIS!!! For some reason I didn't know if Nigel would be on the show. Why did I not know this? Jeffrey King...hmmm.<br />
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Oh a cheesy nightclub opening...love it. I think Shelter is a pretty good name. Better than Capricorn. Oh....this new Destiny. I dunno. Now granted, you could have replaced the old Destiny with a Flat Stanley (y'all know what that is, right?) and I would have been happy but I dunno about this chick. Aesthetically she is GORGEOUS. But this Destiny seems like a game changer. And who dressed her? A streetwalker? Love that they are all 21 now. Girl, don't break out those dance moves just yet! Get a drink first for crying out loud! Nobody breaks out those moves until after a cocktail!<br />
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I love Todd and I love Roger Howarth and I'm so glad he is on. He is such a badass.<br />
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Glad the guy with the tattoo died. He was doing nothing for me...LOL.<br />
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Oh my. This opening. Oh dear God. This opening. First of all, seeing Bo and Nora first and DANCING...be still my heart. I'm so thrilled to see my favorites and that makes me so happy and I WANT to be happy abou it...but, I just do not like this opening. AH. I hate to say this!!!! Really. <i>Time out...what the f*ck is NuJack (same name) wearing in this opening?! Take that shit off immediately! </i> Anyway, ugh I just don't think I like the opening. :-( Maybe it will grow on me? Eh, no I doubt it. It's ok. I mean it's just the opening. I care more about the show and so far it's great. But the opening is kinda cheesy. Yes, it's just a little cheesy. I think I saw someone said it kind of reminded them of The Cosby Show opening and I couldn't agree more. I mean obviously you can't please me because I wanted a new opening to this show for forever and now we have one and I don't care for it. I need to hush. <br />
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A REAL Vogue magazine! Love it! No fake shit on this show this time around. Awesomeness! I love that David is directing Dorian for the reality show and she is obeying. Wait...nevermind she just lashed out. <i>Dorian's outfit blends in COMPLETELY with that chair she was sitting on. </i>I love Dorian's hair. I won't let it go.<br />
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Nice placement of the Macbook Pro. OMG...Llanfair got a makeover! Praise God!!!!!! I have never been so excited about something in my life. Not really but this is pretty effing awesome. I've never wanted to personally go redecorate a room so much in my life than I did that room at Llanfair. I LOVE LOVE LOVE that Vicki is pursuing the story on Dorian. I need their fued to be front and center. So far this is fabulousness and how it is SUPPOSED to be! I think I REALLY like this Jeffrey King guy, p.s. He is so damn likeable it seems.<br />
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Ok I really like the new Matthew. Don't get me wrong...I love and adore Eddie Alderson. But this is a new Matthew all together and this Matthew is just in a different place in his life...translation: he is being a punk with an attitude. But this guy is doing really well with Bob and Hillary. Great so far. <i>I love the pink on Hillary. </i>Matthew: "Don't wait up?" Please someone tell me how they all sleep in this house?! Where is the room?! Whannn these Bo and Nora scenes are too short for me. Ahhhh...."shit" just got dropped. Lurve it. Ok so Jeffrey is friends with Matthew...check that.<br />
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Rama looks like a hot tamale. *Sizzle* And I'm finding Cutter attractive this go around.<br />
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Blair's boobs in that dress. Oh my. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Blair Cramer did NOT just go hit on THAT GUY!!! REALLY?! Give me an effing break! Of ALL the people at this club she is ging to go hit on this wimpy dude that is not even cute. Please. And he isn't into cougars? He should be lucky she is even talking to him. *eye roll*<br />
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Ok so this dude in the hoodie has to be TSJ because we all know he is on the show and they haven't shown him. <br />
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Ugh...so the tattoo was on that paper Todd had. I can't escape that symbol obviously. Le sigh.<br />
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Man this is a REALLY different Matthew all together! LOL...that's exactly how I walk into night clubs. I check out the scene and shake my head and rub my hands together. Ha. Eh...I'm not feeling new Destiny but I'm gonna give her a couple of weeks. I'm not ready for crazy Marty Saybrooke to return and throw her off a roof or something but let's see. <i>I just need to be thankful the old one isn't back. I swear that purple pleather jacket of hers is going to surface any day now and give me nightmares. I am JUST now getting over that.</i><br />
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<i> </i>I love David's obsession with reality tv. Hmmm...so who is this constituent that called Dorian? Curious as to who is behind all this. LOL...Dorian is JUST now putting it together about The Banner? Love it. An Alex Olanov shout out!!!!<br />
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Does poor Natalie have ANY friends?! Ok...not gonna lie, I miss McBain. He needs to be on here. I'm not going to go on and on about it but I just wish he were here but nothing I can do.<br />
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I literally groaned out loud when I saw NuJack. I know, I'm a bitch and I need to give him the benefit of the doubt this second go around but it's just so hard. Plus he is dressing like a douchebag which doesn't help. But, I did LURVE "Why do you look like shit?" LMFAO. I love it. If he keeps using phrases like this then I'll probably like him soon! Dan-YELLA's shorts are AMAZING and I want them!!! Like now! I need to find out where she got those. OMFG!!!!!!! Someone is getting a bj at the club! LOL. That stuff happens in places like that but kinda surprised they showed that. Racy...I like it. Yes, Dan-YELLA go drink a random sweet martini from the bar. Hygenic. They are making her look incredibly desperate.<br />
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Not sure how I feel about Cutter's dance moves. Actually I think I know how I feel because I'm laughing. Besides Rama, Natalie and Cutter are the only people left of the same age right? So, of course, they have to pair them together...<br />
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And they are drinking LEGIT beer and no Hounds! Even better than the Vogue magazine! Did Matthew just say "Baby Mama?" No...that is NEVER OK! I hate that phrase! Do not say it, Matthew! Like ever again. You're already being a jackass and I don't need this shitty phrase thrown in as well! But I do like new Matthew, too, despite his shitty attitude but that is what is character is supposed to be doing and he is doing it well. Ok, I love the Jeffrey guy. He is so likeable and cute and I like him. LMFAO...Dan-YELLA: "You're dad does oxy?" <br />
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Ok so why did I just legitimately feel sorry for David when he was rejected from getting in the club? I have got to get a life.<br />
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Blair and Tea are BY FAR the oldest people there. That is a shitty feeling. It's like going to your old college bar when you are 23 and everyone is 18 and you're like "WTF we are old now? When did this happen?"<br />
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LMFAO....Todd "made it rain" at the club before he even got in there. Throwing $100 bills in there air like a boss. Hysterical. All TnB fans rejoice...they are reunited!!!! And Blair's furious...shocker. <br />
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Poor Bo and Nora. Can they catch a break? Please tell me they do soon. Last time they were dealing with the Eddie Ford thing (we are all assuming that magically got resolved) and now Matthew is being a prick and obviously not taking care of his kid. They need some FUN! My heart can't take them being stressed. AHHHH....these 3 all in a room together. I love it. <i>Get Clint a drink? Can that heart transplant recipient drink? Hmmm. </i>June wedding? Obviously don't make it June 1st. Ok...I think I could cry I'm so happy Clint asked Bo to be his best man. I literally grinned from ear to ear. Made my day. LOVE IT! Love these 3 all getting along. And love that we are getting a Vicki and Clint wedding soon!<br />
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LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!! Natalie! <i>That is EXACTLY how I undress after a night at the club!!!!!! And that is EXACTLY where I sleep! Kidding...well, if I'm drunk then I will do that but AT LEAST take the heels off! Plus, I have no children in the other room. </i>These shots are so gratuitous...LOL. Liam has seen more ass in this episode than a 21 year old, I swear!<br />
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FINALLY! Dorian and Vicki. All is right in the world. Dorian: "You can start by taking your well manicured claws out of my back." Ah....things feel good around here.<br />
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Dan-YELLA is a hot f*cking mess!!!! So she has OD'd. I feel this is a typical scenario for a nightclub opening. Are they going to try and make her the new Starr and make her front and center? I think so. Speaking of Starr, did y'all miss her? Eh, I really didn't and ONLY because I feel the show ruined her the last two years. <br />
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And there he is!!!! TSJ! The worst kept surprise EVER! LOL but I am so glad to see him. I really like him and I loev him with Tea. Plus, Tea is gonna need somebody. <br />
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HOW SWEET! They thanked the fans at the end. Touching message!<br />
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OVERALL: I LOVED the show. It's edgy...love that! Did I like the opening? No. And the more I think about it, I really don't like it. Did I miss McBain? Yes, but I need to get over that because there is nothing I can do about it. Was a lot of the show focused on the young people and the club? Yes. But I think for this first episode that is how it HAD to be to get some more young, new people to watch and I think the vets will be weaved in the further we go. I'm just glad we have the vets and it seems their storylines are going to be really good and true to character. So, at this stage in the game: Quality over quantity. I'll take it. I'm pumped. Ready for tomorrow. So happy the show is back and so happy to blog with all of you! <br />
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Now, I'm off to review my lines for a film I'm shooting tonight. More later!!! Glad to be back!<br />
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<br />Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-87067397907211770872013-04-28T20:28:00.001-05:002013-04-28T20:28:05.559-05:00ALMOST TIME!!!<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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Hello! Is everyone as excited as I am about our show returning?! Can y'all believe this? God knows I still can't but I'll take it. Ok so here is how this blog is gonna go down this second time around. Despite the fact I don't have a full time job anymore, I've been busy with my acting schedule. <i>Yes, I've always wanted to be an actress so I took it up a year and a half ago. It's going well and I love it. Chicago is a great place to get your feet wet.</i> <i>I know, *yawn*</i>. <i>Mary-Ella get to the point.</i> </div>
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ANYWAY, my plan is to blog every TWO episodes. Also, I hope to respond to as many comments as I can. I'm just trying this. Now, who knows, it might be easier on me to blog daily since the show is only 30 minutes but I know that my answering comments will fall by the wayside. So this will just all be kind of experimental for the first few weeks. However, since tomorrow is such a BIG DAY I am going to at least blog for the first episode and second one and then the 3rd and 4th episodes will probably start the every two episode blogging. Everyone got it?</div>
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1. Commenting--I LOVE LOVE LOVE all of your comments and I read every single one. I won't be able to respond to all of them. Please don't take it personally, but I honestly just don't have the time. One day I might respond to every single one and the next week nothing...so I'm sorry! But, all of you are very intelligent, witty and just down right hilarious. I swear I want to go have cocktails with you all. Also (I'm only bringing this up because of things I have seen on Twitter and message boards, etc.), I am totally cool with some good heated debate or discussion within the comments. So if y'all want to discuss whatever or whomever amongst this blog that is fine BUT no name calling or nothing nasty etc. We can keep it fun without getting too mean. So, for example, if someone says something nasty about your favorite character then you probably shouldn't say "Oh you don't like ______?! Well, he is my fav character so I don't like you, you f*@king bitch!" That's uncalled for and out of line. I hate to sound like your 3rd grade teacher wearing a terrible Christmas sweater but no name calling at the Christmas party. Just eat your rice krispie treat (assuming you don't have a peanut allergy). </div>
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2. Social Media--obviously if you want to follow me on twitter then please do so. There is a link for that at the top right of the page. For Facebook, if you are a reader then you are more than welcome to friend me. I have had several people do that and it's lovely. However, if you add me on Facebook and I don't respond then you need to let me know "hey, I read your blog." because I don't respond to all random friendship requests on FB. I keep it more private on Facebook than I do on Twitter. You can find me under "Mary-Ella Green Aymami" on FB. And obviously feel free to share this blog with whomever if you like. I don't do advertisements etc. since I just do this for fun. </div>
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I'll see y'all at some point tomorrow, friends! More then.<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Oh y'all if someone would have said "Mary-Ella, you will be resurrecting the Llanview Ledger in 2013" then I would have said that he or she was bat shit crazy!!! Can y'all believe it?! I can't. This better not be a joke or my head will spin like Linda Blair! </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Anyway, it's been a fun year despite the fact I have missed OLTL. I quit my job, seriously took up acting (and it's going well and I LOVE it) and life is pretty great. Anyway, when I heard that all this Prospect Park thing was serious I was approached by some to start up the blog again. I didn't know if I could or would BUT I heard the show was only 4 days a week and 30 minutes each (and now HBS finally signed)...tempting. It should only take me 30 minutes (or less) to watch show then 30 to blog. Yes, I don't have a structured job anymore BUT my life is more hectic actually...acting classes, auditions, voice coach lessons (gotta ditch the southern accent), traveling, friends, oh and this guy that I'm legally married to. I mean...I'll just cut something back that I do 30 minutes each day to make time for this. Worth it...right?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">That being said...I'M DOING THIS DAMN BLOG AGAIN! I don't know if it will be each day or a couple of times a week etc. but I want to make this work. I will have to decide when I can be most consistent etc. I'll figure out those details within the next couple of months. I feel I have a strong following now and I would love for us to all have a good time on here again. It's crazy how many of my readers I have actually MET! The world we live in...crazy!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">So I think I might switch websites. I'm not the biggest fan of this blogger site I must admit. I plan to keep the name or some variation. Don't worry...I will make sure to let everyone know the new name etc. I also have lots of generous and thoughtful people willing to help spread the word about the blog. So let's just do this damn thing shall we?!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">I can't sign off without saying something sassy. So...did y'all SEE the "audition script" for Destiny and Matthew?! Now...I know everyone is in a tizzy BUT this is an audition script so that does not mean what is in this script will play out on screen. I mean...let's all get serious here. Do y'all REALLY think Bo and Nora would just let Matthew be a deadbeat dad and let Destiny start turning tricks (EWWWWW!!!! And don't get me started. You know she is wearing the purple pleather jacket as she roams the streets or meets a "client".) to support the baby. GIVE ME A F@*KING BREAK! They are the Buchanans...the child would never want for anything. AND...if Nora can talk Destiny into keeping a child then they can monitor the living tot's whereabouts. Ummm and hello? A trust fund. Let's just all pray that audition script was exactly what it says...audition script.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">More to come much later but just wanted to say "hi" and "yay" since this was an exciting day! Here's to lots of soapy goodness in 2013!</span></div>
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<br />Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-8419088031941111902011-11-27T23:24:00.009-06:002011-11-28T00:57:03.960-06:00Everything Has To Come To An End Sometime, Right?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiztCYGjqSzSNMK9QJ66YdASY__WBYWSkCZHFPHE0HlJB1cCUPgXSRpAwu4bC9Gkw2VaZr7G15o7MwFesbNqeCmdsHMYFFmVipKu4b2Qxbibc3OFpV3-_gEAHiahryeD2XuS2GNsv5yOoBp/s1600/61c10f6b72df88576f5e6159ede792e3.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiztCYGjqSzSNMK9QJ66YdASY__WBYWSkCZHFPHE0HlJB1cCUPgXSRpAwu4bC9Gkw2VaZr7G15o7MwFesbNqeCmdsHMYFFmVipKu4b2Qxbibc3OFpV3-_gEAHiahryeD2XuS2GNsv5yOoBp/s400/61c10f6b72df88576f5e6159ede792e3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5679917610973300898" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Nora: "I can't believe Mary-Ella is ending her blog. This is so upsetting."</i></div><div><br /></div>Omigod I am sad, sad, sad as I write this. And, I am also very, very torn about it. However, I know it is the right decision. I am ending the blog. :( I have been doing this blog for a year or so now. Some of you have been with me from the very beginning and some have joined me only recently. It has been an absolute pleasure blogging for all of you...truly. I have become friends with some of you and some of you have become lifelong friends! This blog has been a blessing.<br /><br />However, I have been thinking about ending it the past few weeks. Between work, commitments after work, social events and obligations...plus traveling...being a newlywed, etc. I just don't have the time to blog to my best ability anymore. This upcoming week alone is jam-packed already. It would be unfair to all of you for me to just half ass blog just to say I blogged. I truly just don't have the time anymore. Plus, I would also just like to enjoy the show for what it is with what little time we have left. :( <div><br /></div><div>I hope all of you understand. I really am sorry. My friend said that it may actually be better if I ended the blog now instead of when the show ends since that would be two things ending at once for a lot of you! Some of you talk to me on twitter or email and others are great lifelong friends that I chat with on the phone or visit. But, please if you want to discuss the show or ask questions...y'all know where to find me! I can always respond via email, twitter or facebook. I still want to discuss the show! I just can't do a full blog and respond to comments AND have a life...too much. But I don't want to stop talking to some of you who always post on here...that would be so sad.</div><div><br /></div><div>So...it has been an absolute pleasure everyone. Thank you for all of your comments and feedback and HILARIOUS commentary! Some of y'all are soooo witty! And all of y'all are so encouraging (except for an occasional complaint or two I have received about cursing...ha!) and upbeat. But, above all that I consider y'all my friends and I thank you very much for taking the time to read this little blog about OLTL. It has been a lovely year with all of you. </div><div><br /></div><div>Don't be stangers. I'd hate it. I am actually shedding a tear now! Good grief! I'm so sad for me and all of you. :( </div><div><br /></div><div>Love y'all and most definitely, definitely meaning it!!!</div><div>Your friend, </div><div>Mary-Ella</div>Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-70278368224929187472011-11-23T07:00:00.004-06:002011-11-23T08:01:12.793-06:00Too Bad You Fired The Only Cop In The Room, Huh?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtuFp8cQM5V4T-c7UlKH7aXlKZ0pdQL9aiFcbLzL5HX5dQjkfQku1YdVS5V2IhfDO2QtIgCtCX86zhSokcagaCXs6XNsGrtqrsIXmyEQ3j9AWrLNpHgkp9p7ptWdmmBjYd8oHbxXYvAAZD/s1600/291056_10150932218555154_148100800153_22005536_1562570929_o.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtuFp8cQM5V4T-c7UlKH7aXlKZ0pdQL9aiFcbLzL5HX5dQjkfQku1YdVS5V2IhfDO2QtIgCtCX86zhSokcagaCXs6XNsGrtqrsIXmyEQ3j9AWrLNpHgkp9p7ptWdmmBjYd8oHbxXYvAAZD/s400/291056_10150932218555154_148100800153_22005536_1562570929_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5678190221387608322" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Bo: "It's okay guys. Nora and I are going to St. Blaizes for a few weeks and by the time we get back the mayor will want me back. I'll see you soon."</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></div>Morning!!!!! How are y'all on this Turkey Day Eve?! If any of you are traveling, then I wish you safe travels today. Ok let me go on and blog. Ross is taking me to work this morning so I have a little extra time but I slept late. ;)<div><br /></div><div><b>Tuesday, November 22nd--No One is Blogging Since Everyone Is Depressed Bo Lost His Job. Everyone in Llanview Is Running A Muck</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Dammit Blair still has on the sweater. I need it off. </div><div><br /></div><div>Wait...I'm kinda confused. So Todd is trying to blame Tomas for all this to get him out of town (mainly so Todd can be with Blair)...ok. Tomas has to know that Todd is the one that really killed Victor. However, I'm now wondering if Todd REALLY did kill Victor. I mean...I would really prefer it if he wasn't the killer but...c'est la vie. I'm just gonna see where this all goes because I haven't read spoilers on it and I am just not sure. Hmmm.</div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>LOL! I love the cheese fry being used as a mustache for Kathleen. Hilar. <i> Ok I know I may be in the minority here but I love the mayor. Hell no...she is NO Dorian...that's for damn sure. No one can replace Dorian. But, I liked WM on Guiding Light and she plays the snide, bitchy role very well and I think she has done well with her role here on the show. So I think she is just doing a good job...lemme put it that way. </i>Ooooh Kathleeen is jealous! It is patently obvious. BN are adorbs today...ah!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Again, who in their right mind goes to Rio to get plastic surgery?! </div><div><br /></div><div>Dammit to hell. I'm fine with Dan-YELLA but NQS being on the show. I mean...this is just wrong. WRONG!</div><div><br /></div><div>I mean I flippin' blinked and that Tea and Blair scene was long over. Good God that was quick!</div><div><br /></div><div>Wow...now Tomas has a gun. Could there be a shootout at Warehouse 22?! I feel like I'm watching an old western. </div><div><br /></div><div>Dear God...I hate this porn shit...or jail bait shit whatever you want to call it. Skanky Starr...I do like that. It has a ring to it. Is this story for real? NOOOO!!!!! They did NOT just split the screen four ways to say "Rick Powers!" Are you kidding me?! I quit...</div><div><br /></div><div>I mean....the thought of ALL these people from Llanview being in Rio is ABSURD. ABSURD. Oh and Aubs should just knock that bitchy receptionist out cold. I must say I love that Aubs is going right along with the plan and saying she wants and upgrade. She is quite the team player. ;)</div><div><br /></div><div>OMG this mayor is bitter! I love how Bo said the mayor had a point (about PDA) and then he kisses her. Bo is so adorable with all of this smirking. Wait...Kathleeen has fired Bo like 40 times. She is so wishy washy. However, it will be permanent this time. </div><div><br /></div><div>These Blair and Tea scenes are too short. I can't even get a damn sentence down. </div><div><br /></div><div>Y'all I am so confused with Todd and Tomas. And...I'm actually enjoying these scenes today. LOL! Yes! And these scenes just got a lot better now that Baker entered...laugh factor...check. </div><div>hahahaha! Did Alex just call Cutter "hot butter?" I love it. </div><div><br /></div><div>Yeah Aubs and Rex are way better than Rex and Gigi. LOL...Alex is like a damn mummy in all that gauze!</div><div><br /></div><div>Kathleen is such a snide little bitch! Loves it. What I love more is that Bo is smiling the whole time. These scenes are cracking me up. There should be more investigating going on and less goosing...haha! I love that Kathleen asked if B/N were investigating the "case of a missing heart attack!" I'm like peeing on myself over here. OMG....Bo just ate the damn cheese fry that was on the paper! I.LOVE.HIM. LOVE HIM. This is like old school 1990's BN today...fabulous. </div><div><br /></div><div>UGH....I hate that damn fence behind Baker. It is on every warehouse scene. </div><div><br /></div><div>Ok let's let these Blair and Tea scenes be longer than two seconds. Oh I love Tea's necklace by the way. Tea is no fool. Bitch knows Blair still loves Todd. I wonder how she is gonna react when Blair heads back to Todd.</div><div><br /></div><div>LOL...Baker is capable of putting a bullet in anyone's back at any time. That's right y'all...Baker is THAT good! Thanks for reminding us Tomas! WHAT?! Baker just pistol whipped Tomas?! What in the hell is going on?</div><div><br /></div><div>The only thing I have to say about Rick Powers is that I'm sorry Ross isn't here to see this. Y'all know he has this undying love for him. Ross' fav characters on this show are ridic. I'll have to list them one day. Let's just say Rick and Hannah are at the top...God help me.</div><div><br /></div><div>I love that Tea is listing all the positive things about Blair and says "you look great in leggings." FABULOUS! Blair is lying through her damn teeth about loving Tomas and she infuriates me so damn much because all her decisions with men are so f*@king terrible! It is hard for me to feel sorry for people like this! Tea looks gorg by the way.</div><div><br /></div><div>ha! Baker is such comedic relief. I just love him. I really do. Not all the time...but every now and then he is great. Snap....so Tomas is kind of a badass this episode! Yes?! I mean...he has more ammo to use against Todd and I think Todd was genuinely surprised. This may be where Tomas FINALLY shows us all his CIA tactics. </div><div><br /></div><div>Bo is so adorable I can't deal with it. Kathleen's quotes today are PHENOMENAL! "Your lead detective walked off the job. Your other stellar officer assaulted a butler and kidnapped an infant but we're not gonna see a conviction in that will we?" LOL. Awe...Bo defending Nora...be still my heart. hahaha! Couldn't secure a guilty verdict against Osama Bin Laden! Hilar! Damn...I wished Nora would have said "vengeful, uptight, lonely bitch" instead of "woman." Snap! They just slapped each other! I.LOVE.THIS.TODAY. Nora should have clocked her back like Phylicia did her. I love how Bo smirked...adorbs.</div><div><br /></div><div>hahaha! I'm cracking up this episode. Cutter telling Aubs she is getting the girls the lift they always needed. I love it. Let's all remember that Dr. Fascinella's office is really a hotel room in Seattle. Just in case y'all forgot. HAHA!!! I love how they tried to make Alex's hair look like Gigi's! I think I just peed on myself! I think Rex is kinda confused at the moment. Alex is right though...if anyone should be going after the Buchanan money it should be her. ;) I mean...I love that they swooped her hair to the side. LOVES it!</div><div><br /></div><div>What?! Kathleen just said she can't believe Nora hit her?! WTF? Yes I just peed when Kathleen said she should have Nora arrested and her response was "Well it's too bad you fired the only cop in the room huh?" I mean this shit is hysterical. Bo isn't even mad! I mean he is smiling. Jesus....I mean I cannot handle how adorable these two are today! High fives, kissing and then Bo saying how much he loves her...this is like too much for me to mentally absorb in one morning.</div><div><br /></div><div>Tea...just flat out tell Blair that she is totally full of shit. LOL...strained metaphor! Nice Tea. What?! Blair, you REALLY mean to tell me that you took your time and really got to know Tomas before you started a relationship with him. BULLSHIT. God, you are so stupid sometimes! I just want to shake your little ass!</div><div><br /></div><div>I am literally LOL'ing when Baker talks. I can't help it. These scenes are enjoyable to the point that I am watching and not really blogging...</div><div><br /></div><div>"My music doesn't need drama. It can sell on it's own, Rick." LOL...best f*@king joke I have ever heard. Thanks, Starr. </div><div><br /></div><div>I mean I love Alex...always have, always will. Damn...I don't even watch "AMC" but I did hear about the two Erika Canes thing. I still don't buy for a minute that Dr. Fascinella is any good. Speaking of...are they ever going to show him?</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh damn....TEAR! Bo taking down his real Vietnam pics...can't handle it. "I guess it all comes to an end sooner or later." Y'all I could cry. THIS SHOW REALLY IS ENDING! God bless. I mean...between Bo saying that he never wants to be alone and Nora saying she will walk with him anywhere...well just kill me. My heart can't take this adorableness any longer. A salute?!?! OLTL, are you trying to kill me this morning?! I just had a tear slide down my cheek! </div><div><br /></div><div>This Rick shit is ridic. With all those weapons they are holding it is like a damn game of "Clue." </div><div>So that's it? Alex just gave Cutter her info and that's it?! I don't buy it.</div><div><br /></div><div>OMG...Bo's gun and badge just hanging there. So sad. Now Drew?! Very nice they are showing that picture. Sadness. Le tear.</div><div><br /></div><div>I HATE THAT OTTOMAN!!!! Remove it Tea! Now! Seriously if Blair laid across that ottoman right now it would be even more of a disaster...all that black and white!!! </div><div><br /></div><div>Hmmm...listen to Tomas, Todd! Listen. He is preaching the truth!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>Ah...great episode. I'm officially running late! I'm gonna respond to my other comments today...PROMISE! I might be able to do it after I get dressed quickly.</div><div><br /></div><div>Love y'all...mean it!</div><div><br /></div><div>Gobble gobble,</div><div>ME</div>Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-8884913811412833282011-11-21T19:18:00.001-06:002011-11-21T19:18:30.247-06:00After I Finish Sobbing, I'll Take a Zoloft...Or Whatever You Got<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKUH3aC_DisnX7jh7meydWShSwzNTsXxZmJhsdgAB9QmGveKopKhVYPrscr8ZXeQrJtq6gfLEmsmJYtNdteDzWE-Yf_AYfK341FapQhW1Us142upayVumqNNXstK3wMlQdUgEXEPOWOS8-/s1600/330402_10150943765495154_148100800153_22060419_489668500_o.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKUH3aC_DisnX7jh7meydWShSwzNTsXxZmJhsdgAB9QmGveKopKhVYPrscr8ZXeQrJtq6gfLEmsmJYtNdteDzWE-Yf_AYfK341FapQhW1Us142upayVumqNNXstK3wMlQdUgEXEPOWOS8-/s400/330402_10150943765495154_148100800153_22060419_489668500_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677622911755161298" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Brody: "I know. You're right, Liam. I can't believe I paid off Nadine's house note either. That was a poor decision...just look at her place. What was I thinking?"</i></div><div><br /></div>Hi! Hello! Good evening! Happy Monday! How are y'all? Things are quite busy around here. To be honest, I don't have time to watch Friday's episode (doing a summary from online...plus, I heard Friday kinda sucked?) let alone blog about it. Sooooo I am picking up with today's episode. Ok lemme blog quickly before I cook dinner...<div><br /></div><div><b>Monday, November 21st--Only One Available to Blog Is LDV. Everyone Else Is Sobbing Over Brody. </b> </div><div><br /></div><div>It's official...I can't deal with Liam's adorableness anymore. He is just too damn cute. I love that he constantly has a binky in his mouth. Oh I love John and his matter-of-fact I take care of business don't mess with me attitude. Fabulous.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh and how did I not mention this on Thursday or whatever day it was last week--I LOVE that Dr. Fascinella's office is the Seattle hotel room...the Las Vegas hotel room...you get the drift.</div><div><br /></div><div>You can choke Alex, Cutter, but if you do then retrieve her coat. K, thanks.</div><div><br /></div><div>I don't like blair's outfit. The white neck and cuffs remind me of...I dunno...I don't like it. Oh damn...Starr had to enter the room.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'd love to know how much leather is in Tomas' closet. I'm assuming he has a huge closet wherever he is staying. I'd also love to know when Todd went shopping. No one will tell me. </div><div><br /></div><div>Hmmm what set is being used for Nadine's house? Is it just a new one? OMG...Liam is a little actor already! He genuinely looks terrified as Brody points that gun at John and Natalie. Could this child be any more perf? I think not. </div><div><br /></div><div>Yeah...I'm so over Rex trying to find Gigi. Just hook up with Aubs. I'm okay with it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Is it sad I laughed when they flashed to Cutter choking Alex?!</div><div><br /></div><div>LOL! Dan-YELLA "Dad just died and you've been seeing someone!" hahaha! </div><div><br /></div><div>Yeah...if I were Starr I'd be pissed with Blair, too. I mean...Blair's decision making when it comes to testosterone is just piss poor and there is nothing else to add. Yeah that's pretty much it. </div><div><br /></div><div>I mean I know Tomas made a promise to Tea yada yada yada but Todd is right...Tomas just wants Blair.</div><div><br /></div><div>I can't deal with Blair saying that it is none of Todd's business etc. Technically that is true but I'm biased and think Todd should know about Blair's decision. ;)</div><div><br /></div><div>Tea/Dan-YELLA...best mother daughter combo ever.</div><div><br /></div><div>I keep thinking of the Seattle and Vegas hotel rooms and it is hard for me to concentrate on the Rex/Aubs dialogue.</div><div><br /></div><div>I need someone to put a necklace on with Gigi's outfit. Thank God...Alex lives. </div><div><br /></div><div>Finally...back to the good stuff. I'm really only interested in the Jolie/Brody/Liam stuff today. Besides this (and Alex) the show is boring today. Woof. UGH...these scenes are too f*@king short!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't win. This is DEF a typical Monday.</div><div><br /></div><div>Thank God...back to the baby fiasco. Wow...Brody is telling the truth...every damn bit of it. Aaaand the scene is over. Kill me.</div><div><br /></div><div>UGH...Blair is driving me nuts this episode. "Sweetheart he [Tomas] was just doing his job." I mean...how can she be with Tomas when Tomas is the reason Todd left...I.Just.Don't.Get.It. So infuriating!!! God, I don't even really care about Blair that much as a character and THIS is driving me nuts! That's how bad it is...</div><div><br /></div><div>Tea can cry like nobody's business. I'll give her that. </div><div><br /></div><div>So...supposedly Cutter is gonna be...wait for it...Asa's kid and Kim is gonna be Carlo's. God help us all.</div><div><br /></div><div>If we really all stop and think about this...we should all be insulted by this plastic surgery Gigi/Stacy storyline. Y'all realize that huh? </div><div><br /></div><div>I love that Alex is worried about her make-up. At least she hasn't changed. The sign to Dr. Fascinella's office is UBER shitty and if that is ANY sign of his plastic surgery skills then everyone should flippin' run. I mean...who goes to Rio for plastic surgery. FAIL.</div><div><br /></div><div>Please let these baby Liam scenes be longer than two seconds. God Bless America. I HATE how Brody's life is one ball of sadness. Yes, he lied and that was awful (but Natty did too) and poor thing just wants a family. That is all he has ever wanted...poor baby. OMG...I think I might cry. I really might. Now Brody is asking about Nigel and saying he is the nicest guy in the world...can't handle it y'all!!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>I pray to God I have at least one child that is as well behaved as Liam. Praying. </div><div><br /></div><div>NO! Alex you would NOT be Mrs. Bo Buchanan...hush it. Hello? By the way, Bo still never confessed to making out with Alex. Woof.</div><div><br /></div><div>I despise Blair's sweater! Dammit! Remove it! Oh Blair...poor decision making...poor decision making. Wardrobe and men wise. </div><div><br /></div><div>Y'all Dan-YELLA and Tea are too fabulous together. I can't deal. </div><div><br /></div><div>I love that Tomas keeps asking Todd if he is gonna shoot him. LOL. He has said it like 5 times!</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm sorry but Brody is still a good guy (in my biased blue eyes...sorry). No John! You didn't make a mess of your life when you boozed! You did have those couple of months with Kelly and I LURVED it!!! Majority opinions be damned! I mean...how nice are John and Natalie being to Brody?! You can tell that they are just so sad this is all a big mess. Le tear.</div><div><br /></div><div>UGH. Blair. You are driving me CRAY-ZAY!!! LOL..."You didn't give up James when Hope didn't like him." Did I really just listen to Blair say that shit? REALLY?! </div><div><br /></div><div>Jesus...I'm so tired of Todd and Tomas at what...warehouse 22? Is that what that shithole of a place is called? Nice...Todd is telling Tomas that Tomas killed Victor...touche</div><div><br /></div><div>Alex.Is.So.Vain. Please don't change, Alex. Never. I love it. Makes me feel better about myself.</div><div><br /></div><div>Aaaaand I could cry. Yes, Brody is losing his mind but DAMMIT...this man has lost 3 flippin' kids!!! THREE CHILDREN! I mean...this is sadness overload. SADNESS OVERLOAD. OMG OMG OMG...I AM CRYING!!!! I really feel HORRIBLE for Brody. I do!!!!!!!! </div><div><br /></div><div>I will now watch something funny to perk me up. That was uber depressing.</div><div><br /></div><div>Lordy. Ok...y'all have a great night. I can respond to comments from here on out. Yay! I will make time!</div><div><br /></div><div>Love y'all on this cold (and now sad) Monday!</div><div>ME</div>Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-1652111604139598722011-11-21T08:26:00.000-06:002011-11-21T08:28:22.696-06:00Let's Hook Up TonightFirstly, my apologies. I had every intention of blogging this morning but it didn't work out. We have had company in town all weekend so things have been hectic. Anyway, I PROMISE I'm blogging this evening. I don't know if I am just gonna do Monday or try and do Friday as well. Regardless, I will be able to blog for all the episodes through Wednesday! <div><br /></div><div>I'm sorry! I mean...on the bright side, none of y'all would want to read this blog if all I did was watch this show constantly and blog about every little thing and be some crazy fan so...that's a good thing right? ;) I'm reaching for anything at this point...I'm sorry!</div><div><br /></div><div>See y'all this evening!</div><div><br /></div><div>xxoo,</div><div>ME</div>Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-85181377578943651682011-11-21T08:20:00.003-06:002011-11-21T08:27:11.613-06:00Let's Hook Up TonightFirstly, my apologies. I had every intention of blogging this morning but it didn't work out. We have had company in town all weekend so things have been hectic. Anyway, I PROMISE I'm blogging this evening. I don't know if I am just gonna do Monday or try and do Friday as well. Regardless, I will be able to blog for all the episodes through Wednesday! <div><br /></div><div>I'm sorry! I mean...on the bright side, none of y'all would want to read this blog if all I did was watch this show constantly and blog about every little thing and be some crazy fan so...that's a good thing right? ;) I'm reaching for anything at this point...I'm sorry!</div><div><br /></div><div>See y'all this evening!</div><div><br /></div><div>xxoo,</div><div>ME</div>Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-89122515994291953362011-11-18T07:40:00.001-06:002011-11-18T07:42:20.671-06:00I Feel Hungover From The Blair/Tomas and Jess/Ford Sex. Need Advil.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBs_mAJ57xhzAXOXUvwRvz46ttM-vg6SWN7rF0vxzZl16ewJTqPzp8fwREIBEIGau4kTwl3TbsUkOOvha5XYlKnQDgeVkHPS6BVF50SRxLXHC4sV5hm4X3CgTl3xRWZBZjE-DqJNy9dwVM/s1600/322189_10150947532120154_148100800153_22074234_531600205_o.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBs_mAJ57xhzAXOXUvwRvz46ttM-vg6SWN7rF0vxzZl16ewJTqPzp8fwREIBEIGau4kTwl3TbsUkOOvha5XYlKnQDgeVkHPS6BVF50SRxLXHC4sV5hm4X3CgTl3xRWZBZjE-DqJNy9dwVM/s400/322189_10150947532120154_148100800153_22074234_531600205_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5676330429997561890" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Victoria: "Jessi, you know we love you but we can't let you stay here if you are going to wear that coat. If you want to keep wearing it then I suggest you go back to Mr. Ford's."</i></div><div><br /></div>Woo hoo it's Friday! Sorry...I've been MIA. We have just been really busy this week. Ok, I am gonna have to do two drive-bys this morning in order for me to fit in both episodes (sorry! But I got up an hour earlier to do it if that is any consolation!). I will try and respond to all comments over the weekend. I have a full evening tonight so I won't be back around until tomorrow at least. Oh, I miss the days I could get on this blog while at work...le sigh. <div><br /></div><div><b>Wednesday, November 16th--McBain's Busy. Addie Cramer Was The Only Volunteer for Today. </b></div><div><br /></div><div><b>1. </b>Jesus, I haven't had my fist sip of coffee yet (too hot) but I have to be subjected to Llanview's own Olympic gymnast, Blair Cramer, after her tumbling session. I'm not gonna lie--hate that she slept with ToeMass (awesome nickname courtesy of cri*cri aka young boots...thanks doll). Between this awful, slow motion sex and Jess and Ford's equally atrosh love making session I feel that it is only fair if Rick the Porn Guy comes in and gives them a tutorial on how to do this right. Seriously. Times...there is drool or some other substand on Tomas' pillowcase. To the right of his head...eww. Oh Blair...that robe. Just no. LOL is that wine the same kind Tomas drank in Paris!? I also need for Tomas to blow out those candles. </div><div><b>2. </b>This fireman isn't convincing. Sorry. </div><div><b>3. </b>WORD. Y'all missed Baker? I have...can't lie. Baker=worst agent of all time. And I love that he is a bad agent. Oh and RH looks handsome...haven't said that today. Just in case y'all forgot. </div><div><b>4. </b>I think that Nigel should go and get his head checked out. I mean...if we can learn anything from Natasha Richardson or Matthew Buchanan it is to not take head injuries lightly. May I just give Nigel a hug...and some milk and cookies? He deserves them. Sweet thing. </div><div><b>5. </b>I love that Brody picked Sydney, Australia. Niiiice. What is it with people in Llanview carrying around all this cash?! Between the wad that Brody just pulled out and the $100 in Nora's cleavage at the wedding...well I'm just confused.</div><div><b>6. </b>ALEXANDRA!!!!! Cool. Alex Olanov will be Cutter and Kim's mom. Doesn't she come back soon?</div><div><b>7. </b>Before this show ends, I'd like someone to explain to me how the Llanview docks work. I know there is the Llantano River but where does it feed into etc.? I just wanna know a little geography. That's all. </div><div><b>8. </b>John McBain will without a doubt get Liam back and I'm gonna believe that he will do it in the most badass way. </div><div><b>9. </b>Rex has been a spazoid all episode. Oh and I haven't discussed Vimal & Co. Sorry 'bout that. hehe.</div><div><b>10. </b>I think that this has been the longest day in Llanview history...I swear to God.</div><div><br /></div><div><b>Thursday, November 17th--Alex's Leopard Jacket...That's All.</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>1. </b>FINALLY! It's a new day! Praise God! WHAT IS JESSICA WEARING?! Remove it immediately. Ford...it's "keep things between you and me" not "you and I." UGH. I hate the way Ford holds his fork to cut food. And, Jessica's coat is hella trashy and she needs to remove that shit immediately. It looks cheap. </div><div><b>2. </b>PEEING! Did John McBain raid Clint's closet while he was at Llanfair?! I've never seen John wear a shirt like that? Next stop, Brooks Brothers. I mean...as if Bo wouldn't be around to help John. I was hoping they would show Brody today. I want to see Liam dammit! That's right, Natty, John is gonna bring Liam back home because he is like the biggest badass Llanview has ever seen!!! Ok so I need this kidnapping thing to pick up again...feel it is kinda dying down. </div><div><b>3. </b>Oh be still my heart...Clint and Vicki and too increase the adorableness factor Vicki is toting Ryder. Cannot handle this preciousness. I love that Vicki said Inez was babysitting Ryder and Clint's like "was she?" Ok so the Clint of a year ago would be like a damn ninja at this point and doing anything he could to find Brody and Liam. Yes, I am aware Clint's on house arrest but I'm just sayin'. Clint's little speech to Nigel was so sweet...he's part of the family. Tear. Seriously if Nigel dies I'll lose it! How adorbs are Roxanne and Victoria?! Discussing the good qualities Natty has from each of them. I LOVE THIS. </div><div><b>4. </b>And, I want to just go on and get ready for work...REALLY?! Mestiny today?! Jesus H. Christ. Small favor...it's Friday. Ok so just to be fair to everyone I can't discuss Mes. I will just say mean things and I just don't feel like going down that road today. I'll just have to talk about someone else instead. ;)</div><div><b>5. </b>Roxy do NOT call Marty a whack job! I love that Roxy said that Nigel was on the front line defending Liam. LOL!!!! Nigel said his numchucks weren't handy. Adorbs! Nigel needs his head checked out! DAMMIT!!! Ummmm NO! All this mess about Nigel's life flashing before his eyes. UGH. I swear if he is the one that dies next Wednesday I'll lose my shit! </div><div><b>6. </b>Oh damn...I love Stacy/Gigi's shirt. Would be so cute with black skinny jeans and some boots. Le sigh. She needs a necklace though. </div><div><b>7. </b>I just have to say it...I hate the effing Llanview airport because I hate the walls! That glassy shit is like a bad bathroom. </div><div><b>8. </b>Snap...does anyone watch "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?" Ok so the chick who works for Dr. Fasinella (sp?) looks just like Mohammed's (Lisa's rich friend) young European girlfriend.</div><div><b>9. </b>SNAP!!!!!! It's Alex!!!!!!!!!! Her outfit is so sass. Oh I have missed her. I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!!! Please let her return not be botched like the last one. </div><div><b>10. </b>Jesus...hands down the best part of the show was Roxy telling Victoria and Clint (who is delicious by the way...in case y'all forgot) that Jessica was doing the walk of shame. I LOVE IT!!!! Oh and my heart skipped a beat when Vicki lovingly looked at Clint as he talked to Shane. </div><div><b>11. </b>AS IF Aubs made it through security and to the airport that quickly. AS IF!!!! </div><div><br /></div><div>Ah! I have to go asap! I'll see y'all soon! Have a fun-filled Friday!!!! </div><div><br /></div><div>infinite xo,</div><div>ME</div><div><br /></div>Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-60653740229898224432011-11-16T06:42:00.005-06:002011-11-16T07:46:33.495-06:00I Need To Learn How To Get Through Airport Security Like Natalie...AMAZING<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs_4xJD1b-JT0YWvC2fKNtDnC7ECWNeqrQ1AdXzmRmdtqm7mxn0muQV82oR9UpdW7a8Sx7efqkzV7CeYOTnIKWG8EBqUwqf2scdMvRCTxAVryCmkCMT_J79L1aRQdBwnvjRu2Y-mccx_YW/s1600/20100414_MEaston_OLTLSneakPeek_452x350.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 310px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs_4xJD1b-JT0YWvC2fKNtDnC7ECWNeqrQ1AdXzmRmdtqm7mxn0muQV82oR9UpdW7a8Sx7efqkzV7CeYOTnIKWG8EBqUwqf2scdMvRCTxAVryCmkCMT_J79L1aRQdBwnvjRu2Y-mccx_YW/s400/20100414_MEaston_OLTLSneakPeek_452x350.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5675589319393879778" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Natty: "John, I had to tell the guy at airport security that you would help him get his hair shiny. It was the ONLY way he would let me through. I figured you wouldn't mind...I'm sorry."</i></div><div><br /></div>Happy Hump Day! Let me go on and begin so I have time to go pick out a cute outfit. I didn't do that last night and if I'm not careful that will take up like 30 minutes this morning...ugh.<div><br /></div><div><b>Tuesday, November 15th--One of Marty Saybrooke's Multiple Clones Is Blogging. Having Too Much Fun.</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Yeppers...Jess and Ford are going to get it on. If I were Jess I would prefer to have sex at Llanfair instead of Ford's but that's just me.</div><div><br /></div><div>I have a feeling that I'm going to like today's show...even if it's about John and Natalie. I'm into this for some reason...maybe because Tuesday's show moved so beautifully? Natty...you better go get John! How is she going to get past airport security?</div><div><br /></div><div>Again, I need to find out where Gigi got that passport photo. It's the shit. </div><div><br /></div><div>Roxy is such a cheerleader and I love her for it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Poor Liam has been in the dark for three episodes now. Damn he is going to town with that milk!!! Okay so this will be twice within a year this baby has been kidnapped...this is worse than Starr Manning...when we compare what has happened at the less than one year old mark. </div><div><br /></div><div>So where did Gigi/Stacy get cute clothes and all that make-up? Cutter must provide. This would also explain Aubrey's nice duds for being on a budget. Cleary Cutter has a future in styling...</div><div><br /></div><div>Melissa Archer is such a good crier. Good girl. I mean...GO to the airport. </div><div><br /></div><div>I mean Brody if you are going to kidnap Liam you should have gone by now instead of just walking around and having a one on one. It's hard for me to see since there isnt' a lot of light in that bedroom but I think I just saw Marty in Brody's left eye. She stuck her tongue out at me!!! Bitch!</div><div><br /></div><div>Jess...say that you demand to have sex at the Minuteman. It's the only way.</div><div><br /></div><div>LURVE that Victoria calls Roxy "Roxanne" EVERY single time. Fabu. Good thinking, Bo! John will need proof. That would have been super dumb to leave without those test results.</div><div><br /></div><div>Jesus...John is about to board the plane and we are supposed to believe that she will make it to the airport on time AND somehow go through airport security and get to John's gate? Horseshit but whatevs...it's a soap opera. OMG...thank you OLTL for showing the clip where John says "I know I'm not famous for my conversational skills." That quote just made my day. Gosh, was I blogging when that clip aired? No, I wasn't. </div><div><br /></div><div>hahahahahaha!!!!! Vivian: "That lab is giving the hospital such a black eye." Oh I love it. Yes, it is. Aaaaand how adorbs does LDV look nestled in Shaun's strong arms. Can I trade places with LDV? Looks quite comfy. Ross isn't that big. Wait...now that I think about it...what are these two doing at the wedding? She is Natalie's OBGYN so she gets an invite? Just curious.</div><div><br /></div><div>I love all the vets standing around discussing this mess. Lordy...Clint says "all the while" entirely too much. Between that phrase and "gall" it is overkill. Calm down Clint I don't need you having another heart attack! I think I'd die! Nora's sash has changed positions in EACH scene she has been in so far. OMG...Cord's tie is so ugly. Wedding color or not. Oh lord...the parallels are starting. Tina is now discussing lying about paternity. Nora will no doubt make a mention as well. Good grief, Charlie Brown. I feel that Clint is too nice for his own good right now...</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm not believing this Ford and Jess sex thing until one of them demands the Minutemen. I'm sticking to that...</div><div><br /></div><div>I've never seen a child suck on a binky so hard as Little Liam on this episode...WHOA! He is a little machine!!! I have to say the gratuitious "Poor Brody." Yes...he lied to Natalie and that makes him suck but before that he was a great guy. Now he is some form of Marty...God help us. Marty is now leaping in the background behind Brody...playing peek-a-boo!</div><div><br /></div><div>I LOVE LOVE LOVE Tina! Did I mention I love Tina? She is so fabulous! I love that she also turns all this into "I put all this hard work into this wedding and no one is going to see the flowers" stuff. Fantastic. </div><div><br /></div><div>So Bo and Nora are just observing on the side? LOL. OF COURSE...they are gonna stay around if there is food. I would expect nothing less. I agree with Roxanne...everyone just go to the reception. I mean why not? Times...does Clint have a curfew? I mean...it appears as if he is a free man. I know he's not but I just get that feeling.</div><div><br /></div><div>LOL...So Natty got through airport security and somehow John is still going to be standing at the gate. Eh...bullshit but whatevs. It is cute. " Jooooohhhhhhnnnnn! Wait!" OMG...so far Jolie isn't getting on my words...and Natty has spoken one phrase already and I'm not bothered. This will be a positive sign. I have a feeling I am going to be mushy (no surprise) and like Jolie for a couple of weeks and I will no doubt dislike them again by the end of the show. This is just my guess. I can't really gauge my emotions about them. Again, I'm just hoping Natty doesn't suck the life out of John this go around. For this blog's sake, I hope that is the case.</div><div><br /></div><div>NO NO NO NO...do NOT discuss Nora helping Mes with her apps or this baby! Dammit! I can't deal with this shit. Hmmm I don't know if I have heard someone say "Destiny's child" until today...that just sounds weird. </div><div><br /></div><div>Well, I must say that I love this Cord and Tina stuff. YAY!!! I think I'm beaming. </div><div><br /></div><div>I LOVE the random ass destinations for Llantano Airlines--Newark, Denver, Raleigh (WTF?), Seattle, Atlanta, Cancun (LOL), Chicago, Rio de Janeiro, Orlando and London. hahaha! I think I am peeing on myself. Those poor people trying to get to Cancun...flight is 15 minutes late. </div><div><br /></div><div>Ugh...I need Rex to just go on and see Stacy/Gigi. I'm miffed about all this mess.</div><div><br /></div><div>YAY! I am so glad about Cord and Tina! Seriously...that's the spirit...why let everything go to waste?! Times...don't they need a marriage license? I love that LDV is there for all this. How adorbs. AH! I knew it! They have to get the license first! </div><div><br /></div><div>I'm tired of Jess wearing clothes that were stolen from Olivia Newton-John's closet. She is better than this. She really is. Otherwise I'm not discussing the rest of this....</div><div><br /></div><div>Hmmm does Brody have Liam a little coat? It is November in Pennsylvania. YES! Nigel! Y'all I know someone dies next week and if it is Nigel I will die! DIE!</div><div><br /></div><div>YES! Now that is what I'm talking about! Halfway into the show and Natty has already spilled the beans to John! I NEED the show to keep up this pace! NEED IT!</div><div><br /></div><div><i>Ugh...I need to hurry. Ross isn't taking me to work this morning so I'm pressed for time. UGH.</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>Dammit Jess! I said you needed to demand the Minuteman! FAIL!!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>I love that Tina is pissed about the government butting in. Ah ha!!! Victoria is going to ask Dorian for ANOTHER favor! UGH...I'm tired of hearing Dorian's name and seeing no Dorian! FAIL. </div><div><br /></div><div>That dog is adorbs. I think I just peed. Did Nora really just pull a $100 bill out of her cleavage? REALLY? The best part was Bo's reaction. That was so random!</div><div><br /></div><div>Yes...Vicki is cashing in a lot of favors today. Damn. </div><div><br /></div><div>Rex's outfit makes him look like a limo driver. I love that Cutter and Gigi essentially have NO BAGGAGE for this trip. </div><div><br /></div><div>I mean...this is beautiful. Natalie is telling John EVERYTHING in one segment. This shit has been going on for months and I've been pissed but at least the revelation is quick. I love it. Oh poor Dr. Buhari. </div><div><br /></div><div>Poor Nigel! You're in danger you loyal little thing!</div><div><br /></div><div>Awe...okay so the John and Natalie hug was very sweet. It was. Now I just need them to stay like this. Rather adorbs.</div><div><br /></div><div>Yeah Rex def looks like a limo driver. </div><div><br /></div><div>Vicki and Clint are edible. I love their banter. Oh and I LOVE that Vicki told Clint "He better find a smile when that marriage license comes through." FABU.</div><div><br /></div><div>Say what? Some messenger just brought over the marriage license and gave it to Roxy? LOL. Ok so my heart melted a little bit when Vicki agreed to be Tina's maid of honor...same thing for Clint. Awe...Clint telling Cord not to waste another minute without Tina if he loves her...TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE!!! Dammit!</div><div><br /></div><div>Yes, Nora's sash has changed positions again. Le sigh...I get sad when I think about all the time B/N spent apart. Oh well they are still adorbs in every way. Be still my heart. </div><div><br /></div><div>Ok so John and Natalie are being adorable. YES, I JUST SAID THAT! I can't believe it myself. But they are being cute...and I have to admit I feel happy for them. What in the hell is wrong with me?!</div><div><br /></div><div>NO NO NO...are you effing kidding me?! WHO...I repeat WHO has sex like that?! NO ONE! That looks terrible. Soooooooo dramatic. OLTL pulled this shit with Blair and Tomas last week...WTF?! </div><div><br /></div><div>Awe...John saw Liam tonight Natty. How presh. Aaaand the manhunt for Brody will begin shortly. On another note, we should all take bets on when John is gonna tell Natty "You look pretty." Wonder when he will spout off those magic words...</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh I am going to be so upset with Brody for knocking out Nigel. Yes, I feel bad for Brody right now but knocking out Nigel crosses the line. </div><div><br /></div><div>I just kinda teared up thanks to Tina's vows. Oh Mary-Ella get a grip! I can't help it. I believe that Tina REALLY is gonna make Cord proud and I just want to cheer them on...good grief. Oh and Cord is just so fabulous. Oh I wouldn't want to borrow Natty and Brody's rings. Cursed?</div><div><br /></div><div>"DON'T GIVE UP!" I mean...let's all get a life, shall we?</div><div><br /></div><div>Look at Nora making a quick buck. LOL...is Vivian despondent because she feels bad about them being present for that sweet marriage after that discussion her and Shaun had at Ultra Violent or is she upset Shaun just lost a bet to Nora? I'm confused.</div><div><br /></div><div>That little wedding was sweet. I mean...Roxy may be the trashiest characters on the show but she has the sweetest heart and I just love her for it. Sweet thing.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh good grief...FINALLY Rex sees Stacy/Gigi. </div><div><br /></div><div>Colossal? Hmmm. That is not the first adjective I would think of to describe sex but I'm sure it's fine. Kind of random but fine.</div><div><br /></div><div>DAMMIT...I hate seeing Nigel knocked out cold. Aaaaand it's official...Liam has been kidnapped twice within a year. Very nice.</div><div><br /></div><div>Okay I must run! Happy Hump Day!</div><div><br /></div><div>Love y'all,</div><div>ME</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-30674755983601837742011-11-15T07:00:00.005-06:002011-11-15T07:52:11.528-06:00I Don't Care If He's Tom Jones...The Truth Needs to Come Out<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8Gfg_qXuoq8pFgZS8GAvCnsiR6FH3_cm5M3OK8DnASbXjmZb6j00OA8Gd83FVJPOBP45620hCQX5IpKYKFGGJ2s6bkbUKukKXC0us7nFFqc8Yc5MIoS4gwZQgzEoqnQ9O3QCaoMUd2-7k/s1600/290415_10150941071185154_148100800153_22050288_1953688680_o.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8Gfg_qXuoq8pFgZS8GAvCnsiR6FH3_cm5M3OK8DnASbXjmZb6j00OA8Gd83FVJPOBP45620hCQX5IpKYKFGGJ2s6bkbUKukKXC0us7nFFqc8Yc5MIoS4gwZQgzEoqnQ9O3QCaoMUd2-7k/s400/290415_10150941071185154_148100800153_22050288_1953688680_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5675219714826840674" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Brody: "Liam I hate that every wedding in Llanview requires formal attire. I can't take it anymore!!!"</i></div><div><br /></div>Morning! No time for small talk. Let me go on and do this while I have time this morning.<div><br /></div><div><b>Monday, November 14th--McBain's Locks Are Crying So LDV Steps In to Blog Despite Her Busy Schedule</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Ok so for fairness I will try and get into this whole paternity thing. </div><div><br /></div><div>I just need Natalie out of that dress. My eyes are burning. </div><div><br /></div><div>LOL...did y'all see Gigi/Stacy's passport photo?! It's like a damn glamour shot! I have to find out where Stacy got that pic taken. Wal-greens? This actress working for the airlines is horrible.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm assuming that this furniture was already in John's apartment when he initially moved in so that is why he is leaving it there OR he is sending movers for his stuff OR he just doesn't give a shit.</div><div><br /></div><div>YES...Tina. Always knows how to make my day. Now Nigel? Be still my heart. I love that Nigel said that BDV was in Washington with Senator Lord Vickers Buchanan. haha! That name is priceless.</div><div><br /></div><div>OMG!!!! It's November sweeps and Liam and LDV are the ones who are carrying the show! This is whack...adorable...but whack.</div><div><br /></div><div>Ok let's think about this for a minute...when is the last wedding that went smoothly? Dorian and David the 2nd time around? The double wedding in February was atrosh and lasted weeks. Dorian's wedding in August was a disaster. What else? I'm going with her second wedding being the only other one without a hitch.</div><div><br /></div><div>UGH...who gives a shit that Stacy/Gigi needs to go to Rio to see this doctor? I just don't care. As I'm looking at the walls of the Llanview Airport it makes me think of Irene Manning's office. Maybe she will pop out and kill Cutter and Stacy/Gigi for me. Early Christmas gift? Please. Actually, no. If she is going to kill anyone, please make it Mes.</div><div><br /></div><div>I mean how long is John just gonna stand there and let that phone ring?</div><div><br /></div><div>LOL...Jessica: "He's not answering." Ford: "Jessica you did everything you could." ha! YES! Just by making that one phone call Jess did everything she could. hahaha...I'm sorry but I had to laugh when Ford said that no one was home except Liam and Nigel.</div><div><br /></div><div>I love that Michael Easton is the voice to baby Liam. haha...I love that Liam and LDV are saying that Tina is a piece of work. Hilar. </div><div><br /></div><div>I mean how regal and chic do Clint and Vicki look just sitting on the front row? They all look good. Bo and Nora look beautiful!</div><div><br /></div><div>YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Finally! LDV has the test. Now, I NEED Tina to actually take it from him this time. I love that Tina is having this in depth conversation about the wedding with these two. OH EM GEE...Liam is drooling ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! Praise God...Tina has the test results. LOL..."Oh no, and I promised Cord I was going to turn over a new leaf which means I have to tell him the truth." Oh, I love Tina.</div><div><br /></div><div>Yeah, there are too many flashbacks from the last few weeks in this episode. Brody's eyes have little Marty Saybrooke's dancing around in them! I swear I just saw a few little Marty's jumping around in there. CRAY-CRAY.</div><div><br /></div><div>Whoa...Ryder is with Inez. Good grief, Charlie Brown. I forgot about her. </div><div><br /></div><div>I can't believe I'm saying this but I want to hug Rex during this whole wedding ceremony. He really does look awful. YAY!!!!!!!! Tina bust up with the dog!!!! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! It is good I'm excited because normally I don't care about Jolie but I love this wedding drama.</div><div><br /></div><div>And my heart may explode from this cuteness that is Liam and McBain...just know it. </div><div><br /></div><div><i>WHOA...I JUST saw the promo for "The Revolution" aka OLTL's replacement. Surely you are f*@king kidding me. Surely?!</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>I love that Tina is being truthful and doing the right thing!!!! Yes...I just saw two Marty's sprint across Brody's blue eyes after Natalie read the test results.</div><div><br /></div><div>Ninja Liam? Y'all I can't deal with this cuteness. I understand...it's cute if John and Natalie get together so they can all be a family etc. For everyone's sake (and especially for this blog's sake) I hope that John and Natalie are an exciting couple and don't suck ass like they have eery other time. Liam is cute and John and Natalie are both good looking. I just need both of these, particularly John, to NOT suck once they get back together. I'm praying that is the case because it would make this blog so much better. LOL...Nigel's weapon! I think this just made my day. </div><div><br /></div><div>Hmmmm....the Cutter and Gigi scenes were just interrupted because of possible tornadoes in Indiana. Sorry. Seriously, no joke. </div><div><br /></div><div><i>Timeout...Clint is being waaaaay too nice for me. Now he is being apologetic to Brody about switching the results. Clint literally went from a badass to a softie overnight. I was hoping for a slower transition. Yes, I want C and V together but I do miss him being a badass from this time last year. Come on, y'all know y'all miss it too!!! </i> Poor Brody. I really do feel for him. His whole life is crashing down at this very moment and he knows it...so do the little Marty Saybrooke's dancing around in his eyes. I love the random comments from Vicki, Clint, Bo and Nora. SNAP!!!! Natalie knows that Brody knew the whole time! YES! I love that all of this is coming out in one episode as opposed to about 2 weeks worth of shit like the last wedding. Nice...Natty putting her CSU skills to good work and piecing together that Brody knew the whole time. Smarty pants!</div><div><br /></div><div>I mean...the reason we don't see Nigel more is because? Exactly. I love that the baby cried as soon as Nigel bragged about how good the baby is. I mean...my heart is breaking with John talking to Liam. Seriously. I can't deal with men being sweet with children...heart melts instantly. Le sigh. McBain's locks were crying...saw tears.</div><div><br /></div><div>These airport scenes are painful. Otherwise this episode is good. </div><div><br /></div><div>Aaaand Ford will be sweet and tell Jess how fabulous and strong she is and Jess will be like "Oh Ford you're so sweet and you are the only person I can talk to...let's have sex." UGH. This is just me summarizing how I think this will go down. Who the hell knows...</div><div><br /></div><div>There are now ten, I repeat ten, Marty Saybrooke's jumping around in Brody's eyes. Natalie is getting sassy...love it. Wait...you know now that I think about it why didn't Natalie just have Liam tested a while ago? SNAP...Brody even went on and confessed to knowing the truth about the results! I am loving this episode! Shit is moving fast!!! Natalie should beat the shit out of him right now...I mean, I would. I love the crowd's reactions to Brody's confession. Soap opera reveals are so priceless...</div><div><br /></div><div>RIP Dr. Buhari...RIP. Damn so is Brody going to reveal everything this episode? I believe this bastard is! Good girl Melissa Archer...crying on cue. Oh Rex looks downright despondent. Poor thing. DAMN...Brody IS going to tell the truth. I'm sorry but I kinda laughed when Brody said he erased the tape. You know...Bo could arrest Brody for tampering with evidence. I'm sure he won't though since that wouldn't be good soap opera. </div><div><br /></div><div>The Brody and Natalie scenes are so good and then I'm forced to watch this airport shit. FAIL. </div><div><br /></div><div>Yep...Jess and Ford are just gonna be like "Oh now I think you are so great. Thanks for being there." Then they have sex...</div><div><br /></div><div>If I were Clint and Vicki I'd be like "Jesus are our girls THAT big of sluts that they can't have a wedding without paternity test drama. How many people are they sleeping with?!" I find myself looking at LDV every chance I get in these scenes. Lordy...Brody is grasping at straws here and poor thing is trying to convince Natalie like no other. I do feel bad for him. Eh...Natalie...kinda. I mean I know she wants John but bitch shouldn't have lied to begin with! BUT...that being said...she has paid enough for her mistake so she might as well get to have who she wants. I'll give her that much. YES...there are now twenty-one (21) Marty Saybrooke's leaping around in Brody's eyes! She has multiplied!!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>Well at least Natalie said she hoped they learned from their mistakes last year. Ok so this was like the best reveal ever. All done in one episode! THAT is what I'm talking about. Yeppers...there are now fifty Marty Saybrooke's dancing around in Brody's eyes and about half of them are playing with fire. Brody is officially gone...mentally. Soooo I am assuming that Bo isn't arresting Brody right now. I'm fine with that. Natalie what are you waiting for? Go after John!</div><div><br /></div><div>I can now sleep at night...Cutter has agreed to go to Rio with Gigi/Stacy. I was going to be so worried about her if she went alone.</div><div><br /></div><div>Robert Ford is not a great human being but I find him incredibly attractive. I'm sorry...I just do. David Gregory is just gorgeous. Yep...sex soon between these two.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh hell...how many times can Liam be kidnapped within a year? I mean seriously. He's gonna be like Starr Manning 2.0.</div><div><br /></div><div>I love it...Llantano Airlines. Hell, you better go Natty! Llantano Airlines always departs on time (from what I have heard) so you better go catch John!</div><div><br /></div><div>Okie dokie. Off to get dressed for work and make Ross pumpking muffins. I'll respond to comments later on.</div><div><br /></div><div>Love y'all and mean it on this Tuesday,</div><div>Mija</div>Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-13871864290006544512011-11-13T19:42:00.005-06:002011-11-13T20:10:10.624-06:00Vets for Veterans Day...YAY!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHYwm5pYu9TTL9u1VJqe9YuJ7FBAvSzqWKRK5jLGpZrvrC_Md2uTeY42wEvyftK3YakNc9g0fNwvfhE-PK7Q306Z0EieZ68v1ldRBITePA3VYE5f2jxOa3_XA0rxpx9bY0dWPMLrdqvnya/s1600/bo%2526nora.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHYwm5pYu9TTL9u1VJqe9YuJ7FBAvSzqWKRK5jLGpZrvrC_Md2uTeY42wEvyftK3YakNc9g0fNwvfhE-PK7Q306Z0EieZ68v1ldRBITePA3VYE5f2jxOa3_XA0rxpx9bY0dWPMLrdqvnya/s400/bo%2526nora.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674660912460528370" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Nora: "You know Vicki you really ought to start locking your doors. It was barely shut. Even a little puppy could waltz right in." </i></div><div><br /></div>Why hello there! I must say...Muffy's exhausted (Ross has always called me "Muffy." Fun fact of the day!). Ugh. We have been going, going, going all weekend! Anyway, ummm show was good on Friday. Surely I was watching a different show from Thursday. Because I have to admit that I'm still a tad hungover from Thursday's OLTL...I am. Sooo thank God for Friday. Lordy. Ok...let's begin. Hopefully this makes sense...tad out of it here.<div><br /></div><div><b>Friday, November 11th--McBain's Mane Is Super Pumped to Blog Since Show Was Grand. Even More Pumped About Roxy's Get-Up for the Wedding.</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div>Natty looks super pumped to get married! Awe...Tina looks faaaaaaabulous!</div><div><br /></div><div>Even more fabulous? Bo in a tux. Jesus this man is adorable. I mean...just when I think this man can't get better he does!!! Asking God to help Matthew so Nora can get her life back. I mean...I could cry. How sweet. Oh Nora looks so pretty! I'm so thrilled to see her! <i>Oh, I met her last week and she is very pretty in person! And so lovely, funny, and gracious...FYI.</i></div><div><br /></div><div>AH!!!! Vivian looks gorgeous, too. I lurve her dress!</div><div><br /></div><div>What is up with Jessica wearing those shirts that expose her shoulder and shit? I don't understand. She wears a lot of stuff like that.</div><div><br /></div><div>Do NOT call LDV "stupid" Brody! I will beat you!</div><div><br /></div><div>I mean...how flippin' presh is LDV?! Chewing on Natty's shoe...LOL. Natty doesn't give a flying f*@k. She looks miserable! Any other bride would be going postal if a dog was anywhere NEAR her wedding shoes!</div><div><br /></div><div>OH EM GEE...what in the HELL does Roxy have on?! Trashtastic but I love it for her. McBain's locks are shocked that Roxy is dressed so horribly. I don't know why they are so surprised. ;)</div><div><br /></div><div>Jesus I don't know if I can handle Bo and Nora alone...been awhile. I think I just peed when Nora said she logged time at the synagogue! Ooookay so for some reason as I'm watching these Bo and Nora scenes I am reaaaaaalllllyyyy starting to feel like the show is ending. Do not ask me why. This makes me sad. =( Whannn. Anyway, Bo cursing in church...hilar. UGH...I feel so sorry for these two. They have to deal with so much shit. But they are still so adorbs.</div><div><br /></div><div>Ok so Ultra Violent does NOT seem like a cool place to go. It just doesn't. Poor Shaun!!!! I feel horrible for him. He is like this sweet, adorable teddy bear and I want to just hug him. Dammit Vivian.</div><div><br /></div><div>OMG Clint and Vicki today, too. I am so pumped! How flippin' nice is Clint being to Rex? Ummm hello let's rewind to this time last year...Clint hated everybody!!! Lord have mercy! And Queen Victoria saved the day, no doubt. She is THAT fabulous.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm ducking...granted, I don't want Ford hogging my screen but I find myself...liking him? Jesus what is happening.</div><div><br /></div><div>Cord is the shit. In case y'all forgot I'm here to remind you. He is so presh. Jesus Brody looks CRAY-ZAY!!!! Those baby blues of his are scaring me!</div><div><br /></div><div>God, I need Lola to take lessons from LDV. That dog is so damn well behaved. Yes....I love how Tina said Natty's eyes are puffy and she needs cucumbers. Oh no...don't put on that dress Natty. It is bad enough I have to see that shit hanging up. Spare me!</div><div><br /></div><div>PEEEEING! Normally Roxy's stupidity doesn't humor me but when she said "all intrusive resorts" I literally laughed out loud. Also, I'd like to know if John's locks have decided to stay in Llanview or not. This is important to me.</div><div><br /></div><div>I am closing my eyes and just listening to the Tina and Natty scenes because I can't look at that dress. Seriously, if I stare at it for too long I will die. Just drop dead...just like that. Jesus...WHY OH WHY can't I care about John and Natalie?! It would make this blogging so much easier. Dammit to hell! I have to say...I do love that Tina is all up in this mix. She is the saving grace for me.</div><div><br /></div><div><i>ABC is promoting the hell out of this Gabby Giffords interview and I have to say I'm looking forward to it. Woman is amazing! What a role model. Anyway...</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>I love this Bo and Nora conversation...really do. I could just listen to them talk like this for weeks! Weeks! Awe...Bo is just edible. Of course Nora is gonna be happy she married you. Y'all are too sweet I can't handle it. UGH...these scenes are two seconds. I mean really?!</div><div><br /></div><div>I do think it is adorable that Roxy is thinking of EVERYTHING she can to try and get John to stay.</div><div><br /></div><div>I mean...OLTL has tried like hell to redeem Ford. I mean...he raped Jessica. But based on today's episode, you'd never know it. Lordy. I am so tired of everyone bashing David Vickers the Dog! Dammit!</div><div><br /></div><div>Natty please...you would have dropped Brody so damn fast if John came to you and said he loved you. That dog is the ONLY one with any sense, I swear. I love the voice. That is Andrea Evans talking isn't it? It sounds like that is her voice...</div><div><br /></div><div>What the hell?! What are all those tvs about in Ultra Violent? So random. That club looks horrible! HORRIBLE!!!! Ok so the ONLY reason I would go to Ultra Violent would be to give Shaun a hug because that poor baby needs one. Oh and if Snoop Dog performed again I'd go...for shizzle. No no no...don't talk about Mestiny and the baby. For a moment there I forgot about it...whannn.</div><div><br /></div><div>OMIGOD!!!! I cannot deal with Bo continuing to be the most fabulous man on the planet (after Ross, of course). He is still a lucky husband and wants to dance...presh. Oh no...he did not just call Nora "granny." Ewww. I don't like that. It was funny though. No words for how spectacular Bo is. Could a flashback of them going down the aisle in 1995 been too much to ask for? Jesus. These two are so great. I'm so glad Nora said she would kill Bo if he called her "granny" again...way to go! I mean...his response is "that's my girl." I can't handle his fabulousness today. Just can't.</div><div><br /></div><div>Now Vicki and Clint...fabulousness overload between these two and Bo and Nora today. I love it. Whoa...so does Vicki have a smart phone so she can instantly see when she gets emails? Or did she just know to check her email? I love it. I love the "official seal" on the paper. haha! How flippn' fabulous do Clint and Vicki look? <i>How many times can I say "fabulous" in this blog? I have GOT to stop.</i> Clint go after Vicki pronto! Bitch worked it out so you can go to Natty's wedding and your tux just came from the cleaners! I mean...you can't let her go! OMG then Clint proceeds to stare at Vicki as he goes up the stairs. I love it.</div><div><br /></div><div>God...Jessica and Ford following those C/V and B/N scenes...no chance they could ever measure up! "How could he hurt you like that?" Please Ford...please.</div><div><br /></div><div>Brody's tie is nothing short of shitty. How cute is Cord giving all this advice to Brody? Love it. Oh and on another note...I love that all weddings in Llanview require formal attire. Please. Omigod...Vicki is so flippin' wonderful. What kind words to Brody. Aaaaand Brody still has that crazy twinkle. Ugh...I hate this for him. I really do. Meaning...I hate that his character is going off the deep end like this.</div><div><br /></div><div>I mean...I feel bad for John with all this stuff but I still don't want him with Natalie...does that make sense? I hate that he is upset but I just wish it wasn't about her.</div><div><br /></div><div>LDV is too cute for her own good. I LOOOOVE how Tina talks to the dog. Hilar. This dog is a better actress than some people on this show! Little thing is on cue EVERY damn time!</div><div><br /></div><div>Ok so I do love the Roxy and John scenes. STFU!!!! There is a lot of participation there [in Seattle]. That means rain...I LOOOOOVE it!</div><div><br /></div><div>OF FLIPPIN' COURSE...Rex has to interrupt Bo and Nora. Le woof. I must say I bet Rex is quite upset.</div><div><br /></div><div>Clint DOES look handsome in a tux. How sensational do these two look together?! Damn...Clint is out of breath during this whole scene...ha! Worked up over how great Vicki looks? ;) They get along so beautifully that I feel they have been together forever.</div><div><br /></div><div>Roxy really is so sweet. I love how much she loves John.</div><div><br /></div><div>Jesus...even Natalie's hair thing is UGH-TROSH! I HATE what she is wearing. This is such a fail. Tina looks stunning in purple. Natty wants to puke. Like at any moment I think she might...</div><div><br /></div><div>Yeppers...Jess will call John and his locks by the end of this episode. Thanks to Ford...what a guy.</div><div><br /></div><div>Vicki called Roxy "Roxanne." Lurve it. Victoria is proper with EVERYONE! Bitch is awesome. I love that Bo's tie matches Nora's dress. Daughter-in-law...I think I pee on myself everytime I think about Dorian being Bo and Nora's daughter in law. What is wrong with this picture?! How is EVERYONE all of a sudden getting along?! Bo caught the sweet eyes between Vicki and Clint...nice.</div><div><br /></div><div>Awkward...way to go Roxy. Shaun looks like he wants to just go in the corner and cry.</div><div><br /></div><div>I feel that all weddings in Llanview are just thrown together. Brody and Cord just ran into the church and Cord's like "Oh they will be here any minute." Geez I'd hope so...</div><div><br /></div><div>Wait just a damn minute...John isn't taking the slot machine with him to Seattle?! Bullshit. Eh...cute flashback I guess. My ONLY compliment I'm giving to these two.</div><div><br /></div><div>Natalie just called Vicki "mommy." Does that normally happen?</div><div><br /></div><div>I love that Tina goes out on the balcony to talk to David Vickers to tell her to come back. Hilar.</div><div><br /></div><div>OH EM GEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LDV made it to Llanfair?! How cute is she when she claws on the door?! This dog is a flippin' superhero I swear...</div><div><br /></div><div>Thank you, Cord! Tina needs to get LDV a leash! Damn. Tina's ditziness was made up for because she and Cord exchanged "I love yous." Le sigh. I'd feel the same way Tina. If Lola was missing I'd feel the same way.</div><div><br /></div><div>Vicki's security is SHIT! I mean...the pup barely pawed on the door and the front door to Llanfair just opened...I mean...REALLY?! REALLY?!</div><div><br /></div><div>At least Roxy is asking Natty the right questions! Good for her! She really does have the best intentions. LOL...who is Nora smirking at off camera? Surely she didn't know that was being filmed....</div><div><br /></div><div>Ugh...Jessica either call or don't call. Dammit.</div><div><br /></div><div>HOLY HELL!!!! Brody looks UBER creepy!!! Those eyes! Oh and from the back the minister looks like Mitch Lawrence, p.s. Brody is creeping me out...can't deal.</div><div><br /></div><div>John what about your couch?! Your phone?! The slot machine? Are you sending movers?</div><div><br /></div><div>Ooookay! I have to run. I'll see y'all back here tomorrow. Praying for a good episode! How great was it to see the Vets on Veterans Day huh?! Loved it.</div><div><br /></div><div>And I love y'all! Ciao!</div><div>Mija</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-9194172962143665022011-11-10T22:44:00.005-06:002011-11-11T00:06:38.898-06:00I KNOW OLTL Didn't Show Me a Teen Music Video Today...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCGLIKblRtLI07M9Jlj_0EPt3MvnvJ7LAZ4PmZ9qrJ0708LsuBnq09tJPoJeImhz-7urh8H9QW4UGb-EjAsmHKlNzrPhgEPBXtMxT9qT3k6FhF7HfBDPXzL1N2QB7nVVnVtioDGx5DEeS3/s1600/340594_10150925208195154_148100800153_21980896_845230166_o.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 274px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCGLIKblRtLI07M9Jlj_0EPt3MvnvJ7LAZ4PmZ9qrJ0708LsuBnq09tJPoJeImhz-7urh8H9QW4UGb-EjAsmHKlNzrPhgEPBXtMxT9qT3k6FhF7HfBDPXzL1N2QB7nVVnVtioDGx5DEeS3/s400/340594_10150925208195154_148100800153_21980896_845230166_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5673615035353233714" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Tomas: "Blair, the only reason I am still on the show is because I am getting paid to take this ugly jacket off of you. It is so horrible. You cannot ever wear it again."</i></div><div><br /></div>Oh goodness...hi all. I must confess I'm a tad nervous. I've heard the WORST things about today's episode. I'm so curious now. I have NO CLUE what happens today but everyone is like "OMG" about this episode! I was going to wait until morning but curiosity got the best of me. Since it is Thursday I've had let's see...I'm on my 4th glass of wine now....yes, 4th. Ross and I have had a leisurely evening (I even taught him "The Hustle" for all you people who like 70's line dances) of dancing and goofing off. He is now taking a nap so...guess I'll blog? I guess it is good for y'all that I might be a tad more obnoxious since I'm a little loose thanks to this cabernet that sweet Ross stocked up on. Ok let me shut up and blog...<div><br /></div><div><b>Thursday, November 10th--McBain's Locks Blog WHILE Doing Apartment Hunting in Seattle. Can This Mane Multi-Task or What?!</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div>HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!! Is someone at OLTL trying to make me have a damn stroke?! THIS has got to be one of the reasons people were pissed about today...A F*@KING MUSIC VIDEO?! STFU! Sat it ain't so, OLTL, say it ain't so! Why oh why must you do this shit to your loyal viewers...and to bloggers!? <i> I'm taking a quick time-out to pour my 5th glass of wine...this ought to be good. Ugh...thank God it is a Thursday night and I got off work somewhat early tomorrow.</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>Automatically this will chalk up to be one of the cheesiest OLTL episodes ever. HOW AM I BLOGGING ABOUT THIS?! Someone PLEASE tell me how?! Wine no doubt. That's it. Rick will no doubt save these shit scenes. UGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Dan-YELLA you are such an UBER dipshit for being with NQS and at this rate...I hope the bastard cheats on you and you walk in on it and then cry. You are dumb. Shit example to females. YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rick is right!!!!! Biggest piece of crap I have ever seen...word!</div><div><br /></div><div>Jessica is crawling on the floor. Yeah, this episode will be epic.</div><div><br /></div><div>Aaaaaaand NuJack is gonna torch "The Sun" while the Patels are inside. Good God. </div><div><br /></div><div>The insults continue...now Neela is still hanging in the pool house. How did this turn into the Patel Show overnight?!</div><div><br /></div><div>GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!! The one and ONLY reason I need Tomas and Blair to have sex this instant is because I need someone in flippin' Llanview to take that coat off of Blair! That shit is burning my eyes!!!!!! ATROSH!!!!! </div><div><br /></div><div><i>I'm fuming and we are just now at the opening credits. This can't be good.</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>OMG...a Rebecca Black reference? Really, Rick?! Now why can't NuJack's stupid ass lock in these clowns and set the building on fire? Seriously, I'd prefer it if the teen scene was taken out in one swoop. DAMMIT...no not just yet...we have to add Mestiny to the mix. Nevermind...remove all gasoline. Woof. </div><div><br /></div><div>WHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! This is the beginning of Jolie and I hate it! I could cry. CRY! I mean...I am indifferent to Natalie but I simply cannot handle John with Natalie. It's a good thing this show is ending for me in January because I can't take these two. Atrosh. Yes, I know...everyone kill me because I don't like them and everyone does. </div><div><br /></div><div>Ummmm yeah Young Boots, I want to give RH a hug, too. I can't handle him being sad with this Blair and Tomas thing. Wait...I LOVE how Blair is apologizing to Tomas for not effing him the moment she met him. LOL. I'm sorry but Tomas and Blair haven't even really dated and he is all like "why did you decide now [to have sex]?" Good God. </div><div><br /></div><div>Hmmm...the fire at "The Sun" looks decent. <i> Not as good as Nora's house fire. Oh, and NOTHING is as good as Beth and Jim's house fire on "Guiding Light" and I bet like maybe two people know what I'm talking about with that...anyway. </i> </div><div><br /></div><div>Yeah...eff the teens this episode. </div><div><br /></div><div>LOL...I LOOOOOOVE that McBain still has a damn old school boom box on his file cabinet! Please...pack it! Don't leave that cool shit behind! </div><div><br /></div><div>Hmmm...ok so the fire at the sun is improving. Very nice.</div><div><br /></div><div>OMG OMG...I just want Todd to go run in and take Blair from Tomas (or Toe Mass as "Young Boots" likes to call him). AHHHHHHH!!!!!! An Irene appearance! And may I say, the dame looks rather gorgeous. She really does.</div><div><br /></div><div>Sooo Baz is just gone? Very nice. Jesus, why can't they do that with all the damn teens?! Aaaaand my heart kinda sank when Rick said "Or 'One Life to Live' is cancelled!!!" WHANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>Eh...Jessica is so boring and Brody is sadly about to lose his damn mind. </div><div><br /></div><div>If I cared about John and Natalie then there exchange about how she wanted the baby to be his and the Seattle weather talk would be fabulous...but I don't care. I know...I'm sorry.</div><div><br /></div><div>LOL....I love that this fire is burning rather slowly between segments compared to the time Kim and Cutter go to and from Anchorage, KY, to Llanview, PA, and back...ha! Sorry...had to say it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Ummm yeah I just need someone...any random stranger at this point...to take off Blair's coat. Right now. I'm sorry but I do NOT buy this Blair being super into Tomas shit and all this "YOU are the man that I love" crap. Totally unfair and effed up.</div><div><br /></div><div>Niiiiiice. So hell obviously has a hair stylist or two since clearly Irene got a haircut. Good to know. </div><div><br /></div><div>When Blair has sex she always has to have someone slam her up against a door. I understand...a time or two is okay but EVERY time?! Lord.</div><div><br /></div><div>Ewwww Starr's hair is up in a clip.</div><div><br /></div><div>I love that Brody...the guy...is already dressed for the wedding and Natalie isnt' even close. </div><div><br /></div><div>TODD AND IRENE ARE FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! I LOOOOVE THEM!!!! Oh and Irene's haircut is presh. Ewwwww so this whole Irene working her hands up RH is kinda disturbing. Note to self--there are also manicurists in hell. Irene's nails look fabulous. </div><div><br /></div><div>Aaaaand this fire is taking so long. I mean...at this rate Kim has been from Kentucky to Pennsylvania and then back to Kentucky...in one episode!</div><div><br /></div><div>OMG this is so sad with Rama and Vimal. Whannn. Wait what?! NuJack just saved them? THAT WAS ENTIRELY TOO FAST! Jesus...the writers, directors, and producers at OLTL have no concept at time.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh Brody don't do all this borderline delusional shit with Jessica. You're being a prick! And I don't even care for Jessica. </div><div><br /></div><div>Does anyone care about these teen scenes?! This porn shit is RIDIC.</div><div><br /></div><div>Irene is stunning and I find myself just staring at her. She really is GORG! </div><div><br /></div><div>Wow...hi Blair and Tomas. I hate this becuase of RH but at least you got that damn jacket off. UGH. </div><div><br /></div><div>This porn this is such a fat middle finger. I'm sorry.</div><div><br /></div><div>I genuinely wished I cared about John and Natalie together...I do. This whole storyline and these scenes would have such greater depth.</div><div><br /></div><div>Aaaand Jessica's jacket has GOT to be from the same store where Mes got her fuschia pleather jacket. Disgusting. I'm betting the jacket is from Rainbow.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh UGH!!!!!!! NO NEED in Tomas and Blair having sex! I just needed him to remove her jacket and then Blair can change her mind and be like "oh no, I'm not ready." UGH!!!!! RH dammit!!! Take control of this situation like the badass you really are!</div><div><br /></div><div>OH EM GEE....this episode was dripping in cow shit!!!!!!! How atrosh!!!!!!!!!!! UGH. I am forgetting I saw it. FACT.</div><div><br /></div><div>Lord I'm exhausted! See y'all tomorrow...maybe. I'll def respond to blog comments though. I THINK my beloved BN are on tomorrow but not sure. I still won't blog until Saturday or Sunday though I'm sure.</div><div><br /></div><div>Love y'all and soooo meaning it!</div><div>Mija</div>Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-47617507237642358392011-11-10T07:36:00.004-06:002011-11-10T07:39:02.007-06:00I Can't Handle Clint...Too Dapper For Me To Handle On This Thursday Morning<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU6GpkhAt140HYeKEoWSdsVb2lWpxDuyLnXZ_MJRAdMWno8trJrkX1PVQCDa5eoQeEc3vU42xYZT5h4VVd0EAQxE2HsNL8RKm9AIarTTmAmB_ZQJI7SD_Vgl4XDQQwIieGK3mGApf3aEVQ/s1600/321982_10150926011905154_148100800153_21983904_233550805_o.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 274px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU6GpkhAt140HYeKEoWSdsVb2lWpxDuyLnXZ_MJRAdMWno8trJrkX1PVQCDa5eoQeEc3vU42xYZT5h4VVd0EAQxE2HsNL8RKm9AIarTTmAmB_ZQJI7SD_Vgl4XDQQwIieGK3mGApf3aEVQ/s400/321982_10150926011905154_148100800153_21983904_233550805_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5673360707832802594" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Clint: "I don't have time for these phone calls. Yes, I already know Vicki wants me. So unless you have anything new to tell me, I must be going now."</i></div><div><br /></div>Hello Hello Hello!!!! Gosh ALMOST Friday! I'm dying! I've been busy all week and haven't seen Ross in practically a week...ready for the weekend and some good old fashion fun, i.e drinks, dinner, good friends, and Ross. Oh and if OLTL is good for the rest of the week...even better. ;)<div><br /></div><div><b>Wednesday, November 9th--John Refuses to Blog. Pissed His Man Didn't Get a Box To Pack Up Personal Items</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Well hello there National EAS Test! Your interruptions are always pleasant...feel free to come back any time.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh hello V and C! Dammit that's it! I missed the scene!? UGH EAS Test!</div><div><br /></div><div>Natty looks MIZ! Who doesn't? The most adorable baby in the U.S....little Liam.</div><div><br /></div><div>I just don't have time...literally...to discuss this Neela shit.</div><div><br /></div><div>Tomas' old iPhone is better than any iPhone I ever had. I'm miffed and won't let this go. On another note, I can't bear to look at Blair's ugly ass jacket anymore. It's burning my damn eyes!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>Thank God Clint and Victoria are on because otherwise I have a feeling I'm going to be bored. DAMMIT TO HELL David Vickers! Did you just HAVE to interrupt the almost kiss? Boo.</div><div><br /></div><div>Jesus NuJack...it's not your house.</div><div><br /></div><div>I love that John told Vimal to sit because he's making him nervous. LOL. Aaaaand John has on jeans. I can't think of the last time of have seen this man in denim. I kinda like it. I wonder if his man approves of this new fashion choice.</div><div><br /></div><div>Why oh why is OLTL doing this to us?! Do they expect us to give a flying f*@k about Neela when we have 2 months of this show left?!</div><div><br /></div><div>On a sad note, I only have about 2 more months with you people...whannnn!!!!! =( How sad.</div><div><br /></div><div>OMG...Vimal is genuinely upset that McBain is leaving. See?! This is affecting everyone.</div><div><br /></div><div>I couldn't pay attention to Natty and Brody because I was staring at Liam.</div><div><br /></div><div>I love all these messages from Dorian via David. LOL...he is a funny little messenger.</div><div><br /></div><div>Idea--how about we just have Clint and Vicki on for the entire episode?</div><div><br /></div><div>God, if I were RH I'd beat the shit out of NuJack. It's a good thing I'm not RH. He is more tolerant than me.</div><div><br /></div><div>Liam has the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen!!!! Aaaaand Brody has crazy eyes again. Very nice.</div><div><br /></div><div>LOL...Clint: "Aren't you ever gonna let that go?" ha. I'm sure BDV will Clint. Sending someone away to Morocco to an underground prison is just small potatoes. OMG....LDV is just sitting there ON the paternity test and Clint doesn't even really care! No one gives to shits about this dog!!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>When does Brody go crazy? I kinda stopped reading spoilers but for months now I have been hearing he was going off the deep end. On another note, Brody will no doubt have a conversation with Liam about all this paternity foolishness and he will also ask Liam for advice. Everyone else does that...Liam is a baby buddha.</div><div><br /></div><div>LOL..."Vimal! Get a hold of yourself, man." See these are the kinda comments I love...McBain you can't leave!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>I need someone to sneak up behind NuJack and throw him in that fire.</div><div><br /></div><div>This Blair/Tomas convo is so effing boring and pointless. Good God...I feel insulted. Whew...thank God Todd just surfaced. I need someone to liven this shit up.</div><div><br /></div><div>Vimal and Neela look like they are on a cruise ship.</div><div><br /></div><div>UGH...I can't believe Todd and Blair are arguing about Tomas. I MEAN...REALLY?!</div><div><br /></div><div>hahahahaha! Vicki is looking at Clint like a lamb to slaughter. Ugh...these scenes are too short!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>LOL...Clint just called LDV "a little mutt" twice and said he would ship her off to Morocco! haha! Oh God bless...he just lets the dog runaway with the test results! No one pays attention!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>The word "crud" leaving Natty's mouth sounded weird.</div><div><br /></div><div>Does anyone have the exact month count of how long this insulting paternity storyline has been going on? No big deal if you don't know. I'm just trying to calculate how many minutes, hours and days of my life that have been totally wasted.</div><div><br /></div><div>I love how disgusted/upset BDV is with Vicki. These two really are so cute together and I love their friendship. Ewww....BDV just told Vicki that he and Dorian have Skype sex 10 times a day. haha!</div><div><br /></div><div>I cannot stress enough how much I hate Blair's coat. It's like that fuschia pleather jacket of Mestiny's. My eyes will not recover from this shit. I just know it. Damn you, Blair. In other news, Todd is in badass mode and I love it.</div><div><br /></div><div>On a random note, I think I need to put out an APB for Bo and Nora. God when was the last time they were on together?! Don't even bring up Matthew...sad sad.</div><div><br /></div><div>Obviously everyone who works at "The Sun" has an IQ of 2 if they are going to beleive that stupid ass phone call from NuJack. Stupidity overload. Fail.</div><div><br /></div><div>LOL..."If he hurts you, I'll have Dorian deport him." Awe...I love BDV and Vicki. How sweet. Aaand I can't handle all these looks Clint is giving Vicki. AH. Be still my heart!</div><div><br /></div><div>Hey...John's mane needs a box for personal items, too! Snap...I like Natty in that white shirt. Very nice.</div><div><br /></div><div>Brody is in crazy mode. Full out.</div><div><br /></div><div>God...NuJack you are so dumb. It just infuriates me.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh no...I am NOT into this Tomas and Blair thing and was over it months ago. RH please end this now...for all of us. Just somehow make Tomas go away. You can do it. I know you can.</div><div><br /></div><div>Ooookay! Off to get ready...stylist is here.</div><div><br /></div><div>Love y'all on this Thursday! Have a great one!</div><div><br /></div><div>xxoo,</div><div>Mija</div><div><br /></div>Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8802392282294441998.post-73976197301997018472011-11-08T22:32:00.002-06:002011-11-08T22:34:41.542-06:00Clint/Vicki--The Adorableness Continues<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3doKIDKxwtc2hIgGlDnTugGwmd9b4O0I9zW7TsNFFy0lP67P2vTXpnoqFmIBOLN3cS9z8fA9NOb_9DltdgjWXHMc6boyyVeJMEFT5IJhQr2l_gtM4OcxRBGWZYbPrenugctiZKJclziyv/s1600/Viki_240x320.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3doKIDKxwtc2hIgGlDnTugGwmd9b4O0I9zW7TsNFFy0lP67P2vTXpnoqFmIBOLN3cS9z8fA9NOb_9DltdgjWXHMc6boyyVeJMEFT5IJhQr2l_gtM4OcxRBGWZYbPrenugctiZKJclziyv/s400/Viki_240x320.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5672849534071914578" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Vicki/Nicki: "I can't wait to wear this outfit for Clint. He will love it."</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Evening everyone! No surprise...no comments on my last post. I don't blame y'all...it was a totally shitty post and that is really all there is to say about it. I actually have Ross next to me tonight as I blog so maybe he will provide some useful commentary. He will only pay attention to about 10% of the show. For y'all's sake, I hope this post is better.<div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>Tuesday, November 8th--John McBain Volunteers to Blog Since Clint and Vicki Are So Adorbs. McBain Just HAS to Gush About Them.</b></div><div><br /></div><div><i>Wait...I have to take a time out and say that I can't believe I didn't comment on Natty's wedding dress. Dear God...how effing awful! Ross said the following "It looks like some shit 'The Little Mermaid' would wear." The man has a point. Anyway, I had to say something about the dress. Whoever designed it got a little crazy with the damn bedazzler.</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>Ugh...Blair's coat is effing atrosh and needs to be removed immediately.</div><div><br /></div><div>Lordy...Baker on the cover of "The Sun." Poor bastard can't catch a break. Now...Tea has on a gorg coat. Blair needs to take lessons. If the hair and make-up peeps are trying to give Tea that I'm pregs and glowing/healthy look then consider it a success. She looks fabulous in that all white. </div><div><br /></div><div>"You have 27 missed calls from Vimal." Gosh, the day I wake up and see that on my phone remind me to kill myself.</div><div><br /></div><div>Jesus...where in holy hell is that pic of Natalie from?! That backdrop looks like one of those TERRIBLE junior high spring time pictures that you had to take. UGH. OMG OMG OMG...it's Clint!!!! Looking ever so dapper! AHHHH!!!! Enter Victoria! Thank you Jesus! <i>Laura, I know you are so happy right now. </i>I love how they always dress Vicki in bold solid tops and a long necklace. Hey, if it ain't broke? I'm sorry...but I hate that Clint is on house arrest. HATE IT!!!! Oooohhhh so is Vicki trying to get Clint special permission to go to the wedding?! </div><div><br /></div><div>Omigod...someone burn Blair's coat. I can't deal with this fugly thing. AHHHHHH!!!!!! BDV (big David Vickers) is surfacing?! I had no idea! </div><div><br /></div><div>Awe...look at C and V flirting!!! Clint likes Vicki calling him out on his shit...and other things. I LOVE IT!!! He is smitten! That cute little grin...can't deal. OMG that sweet little V got Clint's tux dry cleaned...adorbs.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm not into Neela shit. I'm sorry. I mean she is a pretty girl but I'm not interested. I feel like I'm watching some show on Disney or ABC Family. UGH. These two are too mcuh. On another note, the Mumbai airport looks shotty at best.</div><div><br /></div><div>Good God will someone please ship me Tea's coat?! PLEASE!</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh woof...I'm over this French man and Tomas at this point. Seriously. </div><div><br /></div><div>I love that Dorian sent David to ask Blair if she voted! WORD on that!!! </div><div><br /></div><div>Vicki is a terrible liar. LOL. Wait...Clint and Cord are the same size. That's a lie. OMG...regardless if Clint can go to the wedding or not you can tell Clint is touched. Sweet thing.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm just not commenting on this Vimal/Neela foolishness. </div><div><br /></div><div>I hope that Blair and BDV chewed gum or had a breath mint before that scene. I mean they were nose to nose. OMG...flashback to that Halloween adorableness that was Todd/Blair/Sam. </div><div>I mean...this Vicki and Clint adorableness is more than I can handle. </div><div><br /></div><div>Again...not discussing this Neela shit. </div><div><br /></div><div>LOL...I love Todd's facial expressions when Tea said that Blair had turned herself trying to get over Todd. That bastard is confident and knows Blair still wants him...I love it.</div><div><br /></div><div>I have to say that I do find these Blair and BDV scenes are quite funny and entertaining! </div><div><br /></div><div>Is Tea's hair a different color? It looked like it was when she exited "The Sun."</div><div><br /></div><div>Gosh I'm so excited about these Tomas scenes!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm smiling so wide right now!!!!!!!!!!!! Boo.</div><div><br /></div><div>NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The judge turned down the request!? Boo! Huge effing boo. </div><div><br /></div><div>Wait...Tomas is off chasing his _____ little tail? I can't understand what Todd just said.</div><div><br /></div><div>Ugh..Ross just fell asleep so he is offering ZERO comments. ZERO.</div><div><br /></div><div>I mean...can we just all give Vicki a group hug!? I think she wanted to cry when she told Tea that Clint was writing his toast. OMG and now I could cry seeing Tea and Vicki hug. Adorbs.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm sorry but I think Todd/Victor makes/made enough money from "The Sun" that he can afford a better damn desk. Get some big mahogany thing why don't you? I mean there are ZERO drawers on that damn thing.</div><div><br /></div><div>I would KILL to hear Dorian's voice! Why can't BDV answer and put Dorian on speakerphone?! WHY NOT?!</div><div><br /></div><div>Tomas is a sneaky bastard huh? I'd like for all those years with the CIA or FBI or whatever the hell he did to be shown. As far as Tomas goes, at this point I just know that his painting is just ok...he doesn't like to shave (or bathe for that matter) and that he appears to be a pretty bad liar.</div><div><br /></div><div>I mean...this Tea and Vicki stuff is hilar.</div><div><br /></div><div>Shouldn't BDV be leaving to go have sex with Dorian? It's been 3 months...run to her!</div><div><br /></div><div>NOOOO!!!!!!!!! Poor Clint! I mean...I will console you sweetheart. Just let Mary-Ella come and take care of you...poor thing! </div><div><br /></div><div>Oh boo on Blair going to tell Tomas she loves him...huge boo.</div><div><br /></div><div>Ooookay so I don't think my iPhone does all that shit Tomas' does. PLUS...that looked like a 3G or 3GS iPhone and not a 4 or 4S...yet it scanning shit and what not. I need to get better with my apps.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oooookay! I'm going to have a glass of wine and go to bed! Have a great night!</div><div><br /></div><div>Love y'all and mean it oh so much!</div><div>Mija </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Mary-Ellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18313169843736631187noreply@blogger.com6