No caption necessary! I'd like a flashback dammit! Thanks! Yes, I'm reaching for the stars. I don't care.
Lord, I'm too anxious and am thinking about everything I need to do before we leave today so I might as well just go on and blog quickly! MH is going to blog about Thursday's episode and then I'll be back to blog about Friday and Monday. Okie dokie...lemme go on and start this.
Wednesday, October 19th--ME's Rushing to Leave Town and Needs Assistance. Everyone in Llanview Is Asleep Except McBain's Hair. Those Locks Sleep with Their Eyes Wide Open. Very Polite and Offered to Blog for Me.
Sooooo where is this awesome band that Ford wanted to see at Capricorn?
Wow...we are all really supposed to believe that Jack is really running "The Sun?!" Also, "what is another word for traitor?" Look up its synonym you dipshit instead of asking Blair. Boo.
Starr, you should beat Dan-YELLA at any card game since Addie should have taught you all there is to know about card playing. On second thought, you never see Addie and only use her to babysit Hope...nevermind.
AH YES!!! The Todd/Nora showdown continues...shown from a different camera angle too!
Yay! Tina and Cord again, too! I'm as happy as a clam right now between these two and Bo and Nora being on today. NOOOOOOO! Balls. Natty, it is bad enough you have that dress on still but now you have to disrupt the Tina/Cord make-out?! OH HELL NO! You bitch!
A whiskey shot and a beer, huh Brody? No. Also, Aubs must have worked hella hard so has the rest of the night off.
Aaaaaand I will hate Natalie this episode. She is being dismissive and mean to Tina. Can't deal.
Blair's parenting of NuJack is such a f*@king joke. Man, I reaaaaallllly like Blair's jacket...
I mean I am not discussing this game of go fish...
OMG...Nora is making some awesome references! I think she is going to be able to know he is lying. I really do. Oh and young boots, I do believe that since Todd is different now he might feel guilty for lying...even to Nora.
Y'all I hate these Blair and Jack scenes. Poor KDP. I mean I would be so pissed if I had to have scenes with this kid!!! WOOF!
Wait...say whaaaaat? Nora: "For the last 8 years, I actually started to feel sorry for...Todd Manning." Who wrote this line? Jesus. This is not true. I mean I know she felt bad for Todd when Dan-YELLA was missing and maybe a couple of other times but she did not feel sorry for him. I'll let it go. OMG OMG OMG...a beach house reference?! Get the f*@k out! Now I just need a flashback of that creepiness...k thanks, OLTL.
This episode is good but I hate this Starr and Dan-YELLA shit. And NuJack...
I am about to beat Natty's ass with that bourbon bottle if she continues to be a bitch to Tina. Let the poor baby talk!
Y'all...I will mentally lose my shit if this paternity storyline isn't wrapped up quickly! I mean...this has been going on for almost a year!!!!!!!!!!! A YEAR!!!!!!!! 365 days!!!!! 52 weeks!!!!!
OMG. Do not yell at Tina, Natty! Granted I know that Natty has a right to be mad BUT...Mary-Ella is mad at Natalie so I will take Tina's side. It's my blog and I'll be unfair if I want to dammit. ;)
Dan-YELLA is a stupid girl to get back with NQS. That is all.
These Blair and NuJack scenes are effing painful!!!!!!!!
I mean...that Bo, Nora, Todd and Tea scene was a hot minute.
Y'all...how charming is Cord? I mean he is just a doll isn't he? Yes, for those wondering...I do think Andrea Evans is wearing a wig.
I don't like the character of Jessica but I have to say that Bree Williamson does have a lovely mane. Those locks are luscious. Know whose locks are better? Le duh! John McBain. But BW has some good ones...
Oh, I haven't mentioned Brody. He needs to start wearing a bib. Poor bastard has crazy sauce all over his mouth like a baby would. If we could find an adult high chair, then I'd def say he needs to sit in that too...
Wait...where is Tomas? Did I miss that? I thought he was across from Starr. Maybe I missed it because I am not really paying attention to these scenes...
Obviously, I love Nora's bitchiness towards Todd. I know most hate it. Oh f*@k...NuJack. Just who we need to f*@k up these scenes. Gosh, how many times can I say the "f-word" this blog. Tone it down, ME. Tone it down. I'm sorry but shitty characters bring it out of me. I mean...NuJack will ruin a scene with cool characters...I'm pissed.
Hmmm Natalie doesn't have any friends. Never really thought of that. I mean...the Buch girls are pretty and rich. They could have friends. Absurd. WHAT?! Natty: "My best friend just died recently." I think I just spit out my coffee. Gigi was Natalie's best friend because of that "I may get an abortion" talk. Please. This is hogwash. I can assure you, Natalie, you are better off without Gigi's hair invading your conversations. I AM PEEEEEEING! Tina wants to be Natalie's maid of honor! I mean...God, why have they kept this fabulous woman away for so long?! I mean...I LURVE the thought of Tina being the maid of honor. LOVES it! Oh and in case y'all forgot...Tina and Cord are UH-DORBS.
I mean where is Starr getting all these outfits? Make-up? This is horseshit.
Blair is so full of shit with this Jack's head injury business. UGH...I haven't seen Bo and Nora together in weeks and these scenes are too short. I also would like them to make-out.
Ok so will Cord and Tina kiss now? DAMMIT TO HELL! No? Why the hell not?! I mean...they could have made out!
Eh...I don't like Jess' coat.
Lord AS IF Jack needs Blair to hold his hand while he withdraws his statement. I mean really?!
Oh lord...now Todd is across from Starr in jail. Rac, here we go again huh? What about this bathroom situation?!
This.paternity.storyline.must.end.or.I.will.lose.my.mind. Wait...that pic of Liam on Brody's phone is hysterical.
I LOVE THE HEADLINES TO "THE SUN!!!!" That is all!!!!
Damn it is midnight?! Awe...Tea and Dan-YELLA are so sweet. I mean they really are a great little mother/daughter combo!
Ok...I have got to pack. Praying our flight leaves on time...RAINY, COLD, WIIIIIIINDY here today. Le woof.
Y'all have a great day! I will be able to respond to comments later tonight or tomorrow. Again, I am thinking of the video thing. ;)
Love y'all...have a great one!