Todd: "Yeah you ass hats...I'm back. Somebody had to come back and run shit before this ship sails in January."
Evening y'all! Sorry I'm just now doing round 2. While our apartment was getting viewed we shopped around...in the FREEZING weather. Anywho, I also just a poured a glass of some awesome and inexpensive wine I just bought: Cupcake Vineyards Red Velvet. I suggest everyone try it. Orgasmic, really. Especially with a bite of chocolate...OMG. Ok enough, sorry. Lemme go on and do this so I can enjoy the rest of the evening. I'll respond to earlier comments as soon as I post this. I honestly have no clue what happened on the show yesterday so this should be interesting. I usually have all the scoop but not for Friday. Hmmm.
Friday, May 13th
Ok, I see the promo for all this John and Natalie reuniting and UGH. I know: There are shit-ton of Jolie fans out there. Thank God at least MH feels the same way I do. I like John and Natalie...SEPARATELY. Together...they act differently and don't bring out the best in each other. I'm sure I just lost a bunch of readers thanks to those comments. Sorry. I have to be honest about how I feel. Anyway...
I'm BEYOND excited about RH's return! Show him now!!!!!! Cri*Cri* it's the day you have been waiting for! ;)
Damn...I mean Natty went off the roof like a flying squirrel!
Yeah, I still want Tomas and Tea to not be siblings and have wild, lewd, inappropriate sex.
Starr's outfit is cute, but I said that already.
AHHH!!!!! RH's lower body!
So, Joey is gonna have an epiphany and realize he is still in love with Kelly? Maybe? I dunno.
YES. I FLOVE Dorian in doctor mode. AHHHH!!!!! Vickster! I did NOT know she was gonna be on today. Now, if I can just get Bo and Nora on.
I must eat Liam for dinner. He is just so presh!!!
My God...John has comforted two women in one night.
Ok...so Todd is in the hospital. Kelly is, too. Plus Clint. Then Natalie will be there. Then Matthew next week. LORD HAVE MERCY!!!
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!! Chicago news just interrupted the show for a tornado warning. Wait...really?! We get those here? Back home in in Louisiana, yes. I didn't know those happened here. TOTAL WOOF!!!! Wait...so the meteorologist just told everyone to leave their mobile homes. I mean, if you are elderly and alone and in a trailer what are you supposed to do? That sucks.
Ok...it resumed with Marty on the roof talking to herself. OMG OMG! I FLOVE that Marty continued to set the table ever so perfectly with the broken wine glass. Flove it. Gosh...every time they show Liam Ross and I both quickly go "awe." How lame are we? Sidenote/Shout-out: Christie...I'm talking about my Ross and not Ross Marler from GL. I'm still mourning his death. I'm taking a sip of wine for Blake Marler as we speak. =( Thank God JVD came to OLTL! I just love watching him...even when he is mute!
Line of the Day from Dorian: "So, apparently rumors of Marty Saybrooke's progress have been greatly exaggerated." LOL! You think?! Thanks to John's and Dr. Levin's shitastic decision making we get Marty's Playhouse on our screen. I, for one, am forever greatful for John's piss poor judgment...and his whispering...and his black clothing. Marty's solo show gets a standing ovation in this apartment...WORD! DAYUM...Dorian is crying. Plus, this is just something else shitty Vicki has to hear. Lord help us...
Well, I just got schooled. When John asked Natalie, "Are you in pain?" I said aloud..."Ummmm...yes, dipshit. She just got thrown from a roof." Ross was like "But ME, if she didn't feel anything then that would be even worse." Ugh! Ross is right. He isn't even paying attention to the show. He is playing poker yet he had to throw that peanut gallery comment in there...woof. But, we all remember Matthew's accident from 2009. So...it's better for her to feel pain. Ugh. I'm an idiot. Aaaand, there is Brody. What a situation.
How great is it to see Vickster and Mayor Lord together in scenes...just have to say. I love how Vicki is boosting Dorian. All this Joey shit. Desi, I know you mentioned Kevin earlier in your comment and I feel the same way: I'm STILL on team Kevin, too, and always will be. Plus, I just flove DG as Kevin. Totally fabu in every way and he adored Kelly to no end. Plus, I want to jump him. Travesty they don't bring him back on. Hell, someone has to raise Zane though. God knows Kelly is a total failure in the mothering department. Again, Kevin is so selfless...Zane ain't even his and he treats him as his own. Adorbs. OMG I just got off topic. Where was I? Oh, yes. However, the writers are gonna shove this Joey loves Kelly thing down our throats...I think. Of course, this all comes to be just as Aubs realizes she loves Joey. Oy. I will say these scenes are kinda sweet. Sorry. I kinda love them.
Dammit..Liam RUN! You can do it! Get away from this bitch! She is gonna boil your toys!
Lord..."his dad went to get him [Liam]." Heavens to Betsy. We know...Natalie will tell him the truth soon.
Wow...so each episode Tomas unbuttons one more button on his shirt. I swear. He'll have the thing off two episodes from now.
Barf. I'm NOT enjoying these Toad/Starr/Blair scenes. Like...at all. I just wanna see the REAL Todd. ASAP.
I can honestly say I have ZERO clue as to what this Todd stuff is about...all this agency talk, etc. Ummmm....those white canvas shoes on the REAL Todd must be removed. So hideous.
Yeah, I'm not discussing the Blair/Toad/Starr scenes. All I'll say is that Blair needs to wise-up. Hello? Eli?!
I mean...Tea's is gonna wear that dress in front of a bunch of prisoners?! Is she asking to get effed?! REALLY?! These people haven't had ass in awhile....just sayin'.
Yeah...Joey is gonna go down this "nothing has been right since you" nonsense. Heaven help us.
Vickster is right. Totally true...she DID love Kelly as her own. Aw hell....now Vickster is gonna have to deal with Natalie, too! DUH, Mary-Ella! I TOTALLY did not think about that! Work (and wine) has addled my brain this week. Now Vicki is gonna have Clint AND Natty in the hospital. Plus, I think Liam gets snatched?
Ah...there's little Liam. DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!! Brody got knocked the f*@k out!!! I DID NOT see that coming! Nor did I even know about it!!! Snap! Marty is batshit! I love it! This is like trashy fighting coming from Marty. I feel like I'm back home...
Aw hell. Vicki dealt with more bad news. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. How much can this woman handle!?
Tea and Tomas...DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER tornado update! Sonofabitch I cannot deal with this! I mean...thank God Bo and Nora aren't on today because I would have pulled a Marty Saybrooke in this apartment thanks to all these interruptions. Good thing they weren't on because I'd hate to throw Ross off the roof. I'm sorry...I could watch online and do this but that would make things more difficult. Ugh...if I would have known of these interruptions I would have dvr'd Soapnet. Again, this leave the mobile homes thing is killing me. Mainly because the storm and tornado already started. So, half of these people probably aren't even seeing this news brief...hmmm.
Okay, it resumed in the middle of Vickster and the man in black talking. Oh Vicki...YES, Marty most def did this.
LOL...I had to laugh at Marty with all this "kid isn't even his" stuff and how he "brought all this on himself." Then she called him a bastard...nice. I mean...let's all just agree that Marty left her brain at the LPD when Natty wouldn't lie about the evidence in Eli's shooting. So...November? Yeah...around then. That was the beginning of the end...
I can just watch Marty talk to herself out loud all damn day!!!!! Her soliloquies are so bad ass and choice. Oh, and Susan Haskell is THE SHIT! Hate she won't be around long after RH's return...FAIL!
I flove Joe and Dorian scenes. I really do.
Wait...did Blair just say "ho'ing out on us here?!" Lemme rewind that. DAMN. I thought she did. I always say "ho'ing out." Ugh...she said "holding out." Poo.
Tea's lips look lucious and so shiny! Heavens! She is hot to trot today! TEA...Tomas is trying to warn you about Toad!!! Your REAL Todd is locked up right now! For realzies!!!!
Wow...so Natty has no skull damage but Matthew is gonna be practically brain dead after Nate hits him next week?! Damn you never know.
Damn, I figured Marty would answer the phone since John was calling. But, even crazy she is effing smart. LOL...so Marty says everything twice now. To Brody: "You ready? You ready?" LOL. I flove her.
Hell, it will be next week before Natalie spits out this "John the baby is really yours" shit.
Lord...Vicki needs to go to a spa treatment after all this. Or...just a 2 week getaway! She needs to leave town for a bit to relax! Heavens!
Man, John is tough on victims that were just injured. I mean, Kelly and Natalie were near death and couldn't talk and he is like "tell me what happened." LOL.
Aaaand, there is no way that is Liam's sock. That damn thing was HUGE!!! Way too long! Glad Brodster woke up. Word. Ok, so I kinda hate that Brody is searching for Liam when the child isn't his...heart is breaking.
I will say that Natalie's injuries look real.
WTF. Toad just left? Aaaand snap...he is now with Tomas. My money is on Tomas.
AHHHH! Show his face! Scar and all! My heart literally just skipped a damn beat!!!! AH! I hate it's the last scene. Woof!!!! Welcome back, RH! You've been missed.
I mean, if I don't see Bo and Nora next week I'm gonna lose it. I'm thinking Wednesday. Lord it's been awhile!
Well...this episode was good. It wasn't my fav but good.
Ok, off to enjoy the evening after I quickly respond to comments. Y'all have a great Saturday night!