RH's Todd: "I hate that I waited 8 years for this...but, yes, I'm in love with John McBain. I hate to disappoint you all. This love just came out of nowhere, but I'm so thankful I met him."
Ah...heavens! I must apologize for still not returning comments. I will today if it kills me. I am up to my eyeballs in last minute weddng foolishness and I'm stressed...to say the least. Anyway, let me try and crank out something that makes about 65% sense (if I'm lucky)!
Monday, August 1st--Marty's Jealous Rant (Hello?! Todd Manning is STEALING her man! Bitch is pissed!)
1. Well it's good to know that some things never change (or at least return to old ways): Rex is back to being a total spazoid. Jesus.
2. I want John McBain to storm into The Palace demanding for RH to remove his [McBain's] suit. Thief!
3. Man Dan-YELLA, you really know how to pick 'em huh? NQS left Matthew brain dead...starred in a porn with his brother's ex girlfriend (for what purpose REALLY?)...and he is 35. Please wise-up. You are better than this.
4. Sweet Jesus. I will take the small snippet of Bo and Nora goodness while I can because I know Mes is about to be all up in their shit and I can't handle it. Regardless, I'm beyond elated to see them.
5. FINALLY!!!!!! How many months has it taken this Todd shit to take off? PLEASE be good. Just please.
6. UGH!!! EXPLODE! Mes, I despise you! I hope a giant cow lands on you right now. I am so effing tired of her interupting BN. Can't deal with this shit. Plus, her acting is ATROSH!!! Oh, and the Mr. and Mrs. B shit has to STOP! UGH.
7. Ok WTF? In Christian and Shawn's scenes with the multiple food items on Friday (whatever that was) there appeared to be no one at the BD Cafe and it was uber dark (darker than now). However, now the place is kinda hoppin'. Confused.
8. YoSammity, I agree...Baker is a terrible agent.
9. My God could this REALLY be happening?! For the first time in years (really since she was under the age of 10), Starr seems to be good in these RH scenes and she may not get on my nerves today. Jesus! Miracles CAN happen! I need Blair up in this RH business stat...
10. Ok this Rex foolishness is just dumb. OF COURSE, Shane saved the day with a text message. Shane continues to be cooler than Rex...and half the people in Llanview.
11. Lord I can't believe we have RH in the room with all these people I mean...it has been YEARS. I just can't believe my eyes really.
12. I need someone to just bust up into Toad's and shove dynamite up NQS' butt and set it off. I loathe this bastard!!! Dammit! Mes first, then NQS. I need them GONE!
13. No Nora. Just no! Do not tell Mes to come on in and have a seat! Jesus, you are better than this! UGH. So when Nora (I think it is her) overhears Mes telling Matthew that she is pregs next week...I NEED Nora to go postal. Just give me this one small favor, God. Please. Also...how is Nora not sweating to death? It's August...that outfit.
14. God...I have got to stop going in great detail about everything or I'm gonna be late. This is happening every morning now.
15. I must say I do like Vivian. =)
16. YES!!!!! Blair and RH are having a convo! I can feel the chemistry in this house. RH: "The only thing I know for sure is that you kept me alive. What kept me going day after day for 8 years was the idea of coming home to you...and to Starr...and to Jack." MERCY!!! Somebody kill me! I would like RH and Blair to reunite now! Hmmmm...I bet NuJack is gonna be on Team Toad and not Team RH. RH didn't recognize Jack? Gee, I don't either. The other one was so much f*@king cooler. RH, you don't even know. You missed out!
17. Ummmm Baker...you just asked McBain if he was looking for his "bunkmate?" Listen bitch...they are an item! More than bunkmates! They are a supercouple! You better recognize!
18. Blair and Starr are fabulous for the first time in a long ass time...and I don't want to strangle them! I'm so excited! Especially about Blair because I knew that goodness was there! She has just been a victim of terrible stories and promiscuity.
19. Baker...stop telling McBain he will regret locking you up. McBain has no regrets. How could he? He does no wrong...
20. I must say I'm still confused by this Todd thing. I mean...now I think RH is indeed Todd (for today), but I think TSJ thinks he is? Or he is lying? I just don't know.
21. Shawn, I wish Mes being pregs was ridic. I mean I'm having nightmares about this shit.
22. Ok I'm sorry. There is no way that Bob Woods and Hillary Smith are into this gum wrapper foolishness and Mes' pregs (and lying to BN...don't get me started) shit. They are doing a fine job as always, but I just don't think their heart is in it. They deserve a better story than this and they need to stop propping effing Mes! Jesus, Marty, and Joseph.
23. Oh my word! RH just called Starr "Shorty." I must say that my heart kinda skipped a beat. I cannot believe I'm enjoying Starr today! I'm even looking past that atrosh choker and dress.
24. RH just called Tea "Delgado." God, I feel like this is ALMOST old times. ALMOST. Wait...has Tomas uttered one damn word? No.
25. Omigod Nora...do NOT tell Mes all this shit about who hurt Matthew.
26. I see someone lurking outside of Toad's house with a stick of dynamite. Please shove it up Nate's butt NOW!
27. As if Rex's spastic actions are bad enough, that effing picture is back on the damn mantle. I cannot catch a break. This is part of Monday's episode (and Monday was a stress biscuit for me) so I'm just writing Monday off even though I am VERY MUCH enjoying the RH stuff. UGH!!!! COME ON! REALLY?! Gigi as a ghost?! Dammit, girl. You left this show on a good note with me. Don't come back...please. Just let it be. WOOF!
28. Ugh I need to hurry for the last half. I don't see how I keep running late.
29. Dan-YELLA, you are so pretty and sweet (despite breaking Matthew's heart) and can do so much better. PLEASE ditch this ass clown. PLEASE!
30. Ugh...Mes just told Bo and Nora she should "bounce." Kill me. Aaaaaand now she just ran out in the middle of Nora asking her a question. Rude ho.
31. OF COURSE...McBain is up in the middle of this foolishness to save his boyfriend's life. He has been gone 8 years and now has his life back...SOMEONE has to make sure he doesn't destroy it in an instant. That man is John McBain. Of course it is. Aaaaaaand crisis averted. Victory for our supercouple.
32. Ummmm no Toad. John will not make brownies next. He will make a pie for you and you WILL like it.
33. Tea's reactions have been pretty stellar, but she just hasn't said much. Just lookin' pretty...and shocked.
34. Damn Dan-YELLA, will YOU please tell Bo and Nora since Mes' ass is gonna continue lying to them?! Jesus H. Christ I can't handle this mess.
35. Starr's actually doing some excellent acting today. There...that's out there. Only compliment I can muster today.
36. Yes, Gigi left. Thank you, baby Jesus.
37. What exactly is this Bo and Nora scene? Where did this convo come from? I'm so confused.
38. Mes...you lying hamster!!! Vaporize!!! NOW! I think I have never loathed a character so much in all of my life. ALL.OF.MY.LIFE.
39. Awe...RH has the wedding pic. Tear. Blair, yes he was stalking you but don't appear threatened. It ain't the first time it has happened to you. Oh sweet lord!!!! A KISS!!!!! YAY! I'd like to thank RH, for single-handedly making me like Blair again (hopefully for good) and for helping me like Starr for this one episode.
40. Ok, I need Bo and Nora alone tomorrow. No Mes please. They are too fabulous for that whore.
41. THIS GUM WRAPPER SHIT IS INSULTING AND I HATE THIS STORYLINE!!! Surely there could have been a better way to determine NQS hurt Matthew! Dammit to hell!!!!!!!! Also, I need someone to knock Mes out with a castiron skillet...right now, please! While she isn't paying attention!
42. I can't believe I haven't said this yet but....poor Tea. I hope she gets a happy ending in all this shit. Whannnnn! Ok so times...I REALLY think TSJ thinks he is Todd and he may not know who RH is. Or at least he is making me think that...
43. STILL kissing! Yay! RH: "I dare you to ever forget me." YES. I LOVE THIS. Thank you, baby Jesus! These scenes were fabu!
Word! Done and now off to get ready! I will do my damndest to comment from work (while I'm secretly doing wedding stuff).
Love y'all, mean it!