Renee: "No, I assure you Asa can find a way to get rid of Mestiny. No doubt about it. He promised me he'd take care of her...just asked him."
Oh, and my pic will no doubt be of Dorian and Victoria tomorrow. I'm preparing myself for that tear fest...lord.
Wednesday, August 25th--Marty's Boozing It Up and Celebrating Because Renee and Addie Were FINALLY Let Out of the Attic
What a surprise..the doors to Llanfair are wide ass open. Lord.
I love Victoria's necklace...that's all.
Even in a wheelchair, Clint is edible.
Omigod so whipped cream, peanut butter...what else was on that tray David was carrying upstairs. Eww that visual. Well we know Dorian's already gone for the day so is he just using it on himself? So confused. Maybe Blair is upstairs and just asked him to fetch her the usual items. She probably has a man in her bed as we speak...good grief.
Dorian looks so fabu! Won't let this go. So the mayor's office is Nora's old office? I mean...REALLY? OH.SWEET.JESUS....Y'all...It's Addie flippin' Cramer!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm about to pass out! She looks presh. Welcome back!
Aaaaand we have Renee! That's it folks I think I can just die right here. So pumped! Oh, and we all need to write personal thank you notes to the security guard or whoever that unlocked the door to the attic and let Renee and Addie out...God Bless Your Soul! Whoever you are!!! I Love Bo...just sayin'. I mean...Renee just said that Bo was talkin' like a damn fool. This sassy, classy lady isn't on the show anymore because????? *crickets* Exactly. Fail. Fail. Fail. Times...Ross just made a comment and I have to share. So in these Bo and Renee scenes Ross spouts off "Man, they sure have some tall hedges in Llanview. I mean here at the cemetery, the country club, by Dorian's pool, at Todd's house, etc." LOL. He doesn't say much but when he does it's usually interesting and I must say that hubs makes a good point. Word. On another note all this Asa talk makes me miss him...
Kim looks better this go 'round on the show. She looks different. Whatever it is, work it girlie...
Peeing! Renee thought David and Dorian were gonna make Bo a grandpa...hilar!
Even funnier...that damn cake with Dorian's picture on it! "The Original Cramer Woman." I LOVE IT! That pic is so sass!!!!! Awe...this little party is so sweet. I can't lie. How are we going to get along without you Dorian?! With a heavy heart! This is so sad...whannn! When Dorian talks to Vicki I know I'm going to lose it and cry. Lawd.
Aaaaaand the back doors to Llanfair are open, too. Cool. How does Joey the pre-schooler know so much about monitoring devices? He just gaves us a mini dissertation...
Rex has stopped wearing those military like jackets. Just a comment.
Peeing! Clint just slammed the breaks on his wheelchair to prevent Rex from pushing him out the door. Silver Fox is quick, yo?
UGH....I'm nauseous. Bo talking about being a grandfather and Matthew...just no thank you! Renee: "I don't know what to say." Me: "I do, darling. Just tell me that you heard that Mes left Llanview or got caught in some explosion or something!!!!" Bo just said that it [pregnancy] was a good thing. Heavens. Can't deal.
Addie doesn't need champagne because sometimes I think she acts like she is a bit tipsy. Just sayin'. ;)
Wait...did Dorian just say "I'm not living?" Instead of "leaving?" Confused...
I'm dying out laughing! Every damn time Clint said "Don't panic I brought the _____." I died out laughing. Lurved it. WOW! Bo must have flippin' sprinted from the cemetery to the mansion! Made it there in record time. Snap! Clint just said "thank ya, son." Awe I want to cry!
In other news: I love the Jimmy Dean commercials where everyone is a planet and uber tired and some of the planets are collapsing. Word.
This blog is longer than anticipated and I'm almost to the half way point...
Starr...STFU! I don't give a damn about your political sciences classes! WOOF! I think I just wet my pants! Addie lurves texting and lurves "all those abbreviations." hahahahaha! Ok so I'm SERIOUSLY getting upset with these Dorian scenes. It seems so...final and real. Dorian is such a vital part of the show. I'm so sad.
I LOVE WHEN VICTORIA GETS ANGRY!!!!! She is effing fantastic! Ummm yes Joey she is worried about Clint. She lurves him and he lurves her. I need them to get together! Start the reunion already...or at least speed it up! JOEY! You are leaving on a good note!!! I mean...you just flippin' redeemed yourself in your last appearance. You just tried to convince Queen Victoria to get back with Clint. Good on ya for trying to talk some sense into her. So, I'll refrain from saying anything uber negative about Joey for the rest of the show. Oh, and I won't make pre-k comments anymore. Word.
LOL...Clint was scared Bo brought handcuffs. Bo and Clint in a scene together?! Be still my heart! Good God...this toast to Asa has me all mopey!!! WHANNNN!!!!
Aaaand now I'm getting upset with Kelly's little speech to Dorian! What is the matter with me?!?! Get it together, ME!
Joey you are so right!!!!! Clint is better around Vickster. End game. Joey...redemption overload! You are saying everything right!!!
Clint's little look after Bo said Nigel could take him home...ADORBS! He is so presh.
Goodness Gracious! Now I'm upset with Addie talking to Dorian! Eh...I doubt I'll get upset with anything Starr says. She mentioned Hope and I laughed. And I just laughed when Starr said she would teach Hope to respect herself like Dorian taught Starr. I'm not even going to comment on that...just imagine what I'm thinking. Respect herself...please. And as if Starr will teach Hope one damn thing...
Awe...RS was really crying during Blair's speech. Sadness. God, I keep looking at Blair's boobs. No surprise.
Ooookay, Vicki and Clint are HILARIOUS! I mean...Vicki going off on Clint and then she just stormed out. I am rewinding this quickly to watch again...that fabu. Ok so it was better the second time. "Where am I going?!?! Oooooh maybe I have something to TAKE care of!" I LOVE THESE TWO!!!!!!
Awe...the last Cramer girl photo. WHANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Sooooo Kelly has talked about Zane in the past week more than she has since he was born. I mean...REALLY?! Ok so I'm sad about Gina Tognoni leaving because it makes me think about how badly OLTL completely botched her return. I'm also infuriated with OLTL for writing Joey so dumb. Also, I need Kevin Buchanan to surface at some point...k thanks.
Gigi's grave is like all by itself. Wtf? I mean REALLY?! Now the year is missing from the tombstone? PUH-LEEZE.
I love that Addie knew David was speaking Swedish.
AHHH! Can't wait for Vicki and Dorian scenes!
Ok this post was much longer than a drive-by. Lordy! It's almost midnight so I'll be up in the a.m. to blog about Thursday...or at least I hope so. Maybe weekend...
Night all you lovely peeps!