Irene: "Not only do I have a killer smile, but I am actually a better mother than Kelly Cramer...and a rogue agent to boot! What can I NOT do?!"
me. Word. Oh, and ummmm she came to my par-tay this weekend and we had a helluva time!
Soooo I'm back and married...and missed a lot of OLTL. Lordy. Oh, and I'm not going on a honeymoon until January so I'll be around until the show ends. =) I JUST caught up watching the show. I can't lie...glad I didn't have to blog about Starr's singing and any dialogue with Baz, anything (and I mean ANYTHING) involving Mes and this pregnancy foolishness, and the Phylicia/Felecia and Nora conversation and SLAP. Times...the slap (as far as slaps go) was hella fabulous. I cannot lie. Uncalled for? Certainly. But, the slap was good. However, Nora just looks so damn defeated and she was uber passive...can't deal. On another note, I'm BEYOND intrigued with this Todd/Todd/Victor Jr./Irene business, but Jesus I'm confused. Oh, and OF COURSE I missed the episode where John McBain and Co. were in the Louisiana Bayou! What the hell?! UGH! And, I missed Vickers references to The Parent Trap on Thursday....whannn!
Ok, I've yapped enough. Let's get this started, shall we?
Tuesday, August 16th--Marty Just Said That Kelly Should Dry Her Tears With That Shitastic Self-Portrait Gigi Drew...
Aaaaaand Dorian looks hella fierce! That outfit is gorg!
Ok, I have to say that I am LOVING this 2 Todds story and I'm shocked. It has really gotten good...confusing as hell...but good. Notice, Vicki's back doors are flippin' wide open. Woof. Everyone under the sun is staying in that damn house and it is wide open for more people to enter. Good God.
Jesus...please pass the Manwich!!! UGH! Good God...so REALLY, OLTL? REALLY?! How sloppy!!! SLOPPY! Out of flippin' nowhere Kelly is going to start giving a damn about Zane after YEARS of not giving two shits about this poor child!? She looks and Liam and Ryder and holds teddy bears and thinks of Zane's play or whatever he performed in on parents day and now she just has to fly back to London and live there and raise Zane or she'll just die. Give me a f*@kin' break. This is ridiculous. The writers of this show loathe Kelly Cramer and don't write for her and now her send off will be atrosh...Dorian's probably will, too. *Le sigh* We can't win...
Christian continues to have no purpose on this show and once again he lets us know that he only owns white button up shirts. Please get this boy a new outfit...
Natty looks smokin' in that dress! Very nice! God...that vodka Roxy was chugging looked cheap as hell.
Lord...Irene leaving Tina in Vicki's care. What a handful. Sooo...Irene just said these brothers are reunited. Let me write that down so I can begin to keep all this straight. Damn...Irene Manning is tall, yo? Now...identical twins...let's write that down, too.
Foxy Roxy's is soaked in pink...too much pink. I love pink but this is a bit much. Wow...Roxy just said "para-abnormal." I love it. I must say I do love Roxy and Natty's relationship.
I just can't let go of the fact that Christian only wears those damn white button-ups at Capricorn. God Bless!!!!! PLEASE make that self-portrait go away!!!!! PLEASE! It is awful! And, I just can't believe that Gigi had talent in the art department. Woof.
Aubs looks cute. Long time no see. Their scenes are hella short...
OMIGOD! Little Liam please come home with me! I want this child to tote around. I'd dress him impeccably and we would have a grand ole time together. Y'all really don't expect me to address this Kelly misses Zane foolishness anymore? Do y'all? I mean...absurd.
Oh lord...a reference to Dorian being exonerated for Victor Lord's murder. I loved that storyline! I was a tot but remember it vividly! Le sigh...I miss that OLTL.
Jesus...Irene was just Fertile Myrtle huh? This ho gets pregs rather easily it seems! Oh lord...so there is "Todd" and Victor Lord, Jr. Let's write that down (I have read no spoilers on this foolishness so it's kinda fun...). Aaaaaand REALLY? Who in the hell is John McBain on the phone with in the background? He is obviously whispering. We can't hear a word. Soooo Irene just met a man and "got involved" in the CIA? Just like that? Puh-leeze.
So this dress Aubs has on...she schlepped that from Europe? I mean if not then how is she affording the new duds?
These Kelly and Joey scenes are just downright aggravating. This whole reasoning for Kelly leaving Llanview is just insulting since she has NEVER cared about Zane. Now, if she had been a good mother (like Starr...ha!) then it would be understandable she needs to see her kid...but this is just comedic relief in a way and not believable.
Omigod I LURVE how Brody is flippin' talkin' to li'l Liam like he is his mini confidant! Too presh!
Wait...I blinked and missed those Natty/Roxy scenes. So quick!
Ah...so John was on the phone about the DNA tests. Word. I do like John's gray suit on him...snazzy! Of course John will secretly record Irene's tell-all to Victoria and Co. He won't let us down and neither will his suit!
Ok so I find Irene rather attractive.
Omigod I'm getting so confused with this Todd mess.
Natty...trust Delphina. Brody is about to take a page out of the Marty Saybrooke playbook and we all know how that works out for ya. Aaaaand HOW long have we been dealing with this tape recorder or Talkboy foolishness? Exactly. Decades. Good God.
God bless...Cutter's shirt is HEINOUS! UGH. Poor Christian...his job has come down to retrieving documents from a printer about "Spotted Pony." How embarrassing...
Aubs' teeth are uber white.
Lord are David and Dorian about to have sex? I'm fine with this, but may I just say that Bo and Nora haven't had sex in like...over a year. And those poor babies are riddled with sadness. UGH. Unfair.
Okay so Irene got to have playtime with both Todds...got it.
I can't let it go...Kelly/Joey scenes are UBER atrosh. Joey looks like a little lost duck, p.s.
"David Vickers Buchanan Productions. David Vickers Buchanan speaking." I love it. Aaaand Dorian just told David to give her a high-five. How adorbs!
Ugh....It's 10 'til 7. Need to hurry...
Oh eff...Gigi surfaced again but this time at Capricorn. Maybe she is interested in listening to Baz spin some tunes? FAIL.
Lord...this is the beginning of John and Natty getting back together and John's coolness factor will drop faster than a desperate hooker. UGH. I need them separated please!!!! Only way I can enjoy them....
Oh no!!!! Here is that "I have a ______. Her name is ______." I thought we were finished with that awfulness!!!!!?????? Times...so Victor was susceptible so he had to get Todd's memories to become Todd? This is becoming a bit far-fetched...
Believe it or not, I'm not minding the Cutter/Aubs dialogue...
I need to send a message to J.C. and tell him that he needs to close down the boutique in heaven where Gigi got that dress. It's drab...
I NEED Victoria to get new living room furniture...lawd.
Good God...here we go again. "I have a _____. Her name is _____." If I never hear that again in my life, it won't be soon enough.
Aaaaand just like that, Kelly and Dorian are going to basically announce they are leaving the show. UGH!!! Dorian's last airdate is the 25th I believe. Tear. =(
WORD...Vickers knows about the "Spotted Pony."
YES! That is right, John! "Delphina, the crazy person." I agree wholeheartedly.
I love the little ducks in the background of Liam's nursery! So cute. However, that room has waaaaaaayyyyyyy too much yellow going on. Just no...
Let's wrap up the Marty Saybrook Talkboy ordeal. Begging...
Ok now what is happening? So she cut Victor to look like Todd. I'm still confused. Oh, and Irene is still a better mother than Kelly. ;) Word. I'm hella confused by the way but I'm just gonna sit back and try and figure this mess out as I go...
These promos for "The Screw" are just insulting.
Sweet Jesus! I mean...I don't watch "General Hospital" but I know enough about it and hell must have frozen over because Monica Quartermaine is in the damn promo! Good God! I haven't seen a Quartermaine in a promo (or the show for that matter) in ages! Go ahead, Monica...
Okay! Off to get fluffed and puffed for work! See y'all soon! So glad to be back!
Love y'all, mean it!