The Brothers Manning/Lord: "Regardless of who is really Todd, we both assure you that we will do our damndest to keep Blair's legs closed for the rest of the duration of the show. It's our promise."
Wednesday, August 17th--Mija's Cranky So Everyone Watch Out! Including You, Margaret Saybrooke (I could take you down in a hot minute this morning...word)!
MH pointed out yesterday that Irene went all Dexter Morgan when she cut Victor's face. Lawd...truer words have never been spoken. What a bitch! Eh...she is still a better mother than Kelly. ;)
OMIGOD this tape recorder shit needs to end like MONTHS ago! I cannot deal! Jesus...come on, John. "Forensics Natalie." REALLY? What a f*@kin' joke.
Time out...what time is it in Llanview? I'm guessing around 5 o'clock? It looks rather early with all that sunlight but I'm guess it is happy hour. Sorry...had to type that out and think about it.
I hate Kelly's dress. Too geometric. Awe...Kelly just said "shut the front door." Lurve saying that. Oh and this Dorian and Kelly leaving foolishness isn't rushed or anything...nooooo...not at all. FAIL.
Dammit to hell...I can't stress enough how upset I'm gonna be when Natty and John get back together. I mean...John is gonna go from the most badass guy in town to the lamest. I'm praying for a miracle and somehow Natty and John end up bringing out the best in each other but it hasn't happened in years so why would it happen now.
I'm excited about the "Spotted Pony" business. I am kinda excited to see Kim. Oh, did y'all know that Kim Zimmer's husband is going to play the strip club manager?! LOL. Yes, it's true. This should be hilar.
"And that's why spotless ponies...can run faster." Oh David...I needed that. Thank you. I love the "have a seat" references, too.
Ummmm my Tivo titled today's episode as "Starr Learns the Truth." Hmmm, yet Starr isn't on? God knows I'm not complaining...just sayin'.
God Bless America! Kelly Cramer is gorgeous...for shizzle. But, lord that dress is not flattering. Remove it please. Aaaaand just like that Dorian is going to be a senator?
Oh good....maybe we can get some more Tea/Blair bitchy goodness. Dammit Tea...if you are going to harm objects in your home will you PLEASE for the love of God set fire to that damn ottomon!!! You are harming objects that are decent yet you let the shitty furniture pieces continue to have a life...FAIL.
Sweet Jesus! Did I just hear a Suede Pruitt reference? AH! Luna Moody?! Be still my longing for the OLTL of the '90's heart. AH! Ugh...so lemme guess...now Irene is going to tell us she had to create the face of Walker?
David's jokes this episode are hilar and I wish I had time to discuss it all. HAHAHA...the spotted pony was named Rex?
Ok so this Delphia and Roxy foolishness....hilar but I will just comment on the meat and potatoes of their discussion.
THE MUSIC AT CAPRICORN IS ABOUT TO MAKE MY EARDRUMS EXPLODE.
Awe...a "Pa" reference. Jesus, at least I can get a reference about Bo. God knows the last time we have seen him. I can't win this summer with this show when it comes to characters I like...besides Victoria. *le sigh* (in a sad way)
These Tea/Blair/Tomas scenes are hella short! Damn. Oh, and Young Boots...Tomas has ZERO purpose. I mean...he is just sitting there.
So TSJ is gonna be Victor Jr. (aka the special child). I would LOVE to know who the STELLAR plastic surgeon was for all this hogwash. He could work some magic on me no doubt...
I LURVE IT...McBain is just hangin' the hell out in the background of all this mess. Ever so cool...ever so quietly...ever so badass.
Hell, I'd be worried if Blair kissed my husband, too. Blair will open her legs to any living, breathing person of the opposite sex. I'm just gonna enjoy all this screaming. Damn it's over! Tea is kicking her out? Woof.
Yay...enter Natalie with that damn tape. Try and guess if I have an excited tone here...
OMG...Dorian's spouting off her "accomplishments" as mayor. Good God...WHEN did she do ANY of those things. She is always hanging at home, doing David, or contriving some little plan.
I love that Tea just spouted off Spanish in a heated tone...WORD. Peeing...taste test. I love it.
Aaaaaaaand TSJ is Victor, Jr. May I just say that I actually feel terrible for Toad/Victor Jr. I really, really do. Poor thing.
Omigod I have to hurry...almost 7:15.
My heart is also breaking for Tea. You know what if he isn't Todd then he is Victor, Jr. and you still love him.
Jesus H. Irene just clapped and said "bravo" to herself. Pompous much? All this Walker talk. Gosh, I HATED OLTL during the time period Walker surfaced so I have tried to block as much of that out as humanly possible. These Todd scenes are faaaaabulous! Ummmm Irene, John McBain NEVER ruins ANYTHING so don't you say that again or I'll have to beat your red-headed ass.
I.Am.So.Sick.Of.This.Little.Tape. Game over.
I want to know where Aubs and Cutter are getting their $$$ from...
Can't/Won't/Refuse to listen to Kelly discuss Zane. Lord...so this Joey going with Kelly to London...does Kevin care? Does anyone even care about Kevin in this life EXCEPT for me? I miss him.
David doesn't have time for the little people anymore...loves it. Snap...David's agent looks uber familiar. Hmmmm.
RIP Dr. Buhari.
Ok so the Vicki/TSJ thing is breaking my heart. I did NOT in a million years think I would be bothered by all this! But...my ass is upset! God!
Ok so where in the hell have I seen David's agent!!!???
Aaaaand the "Star Spangled Banner" is playing in the background in these Kelly and Dorian scenes. Frances Scott Key, did you ever think your song would make it on such an awesome show? Exactly...you didn't have a clue. ;)
Soooo David is now leaving, too. Ever so quickly. Again, OLTL isn't rushing any of these exits at all...AT ALL. UGH.
Dear Baby Jesus: Please let Rex's visit to Kentucky be better than that shitastic trip he and Gigi took New Mexico. PLEASE!!! I'm still not over that...
WHAT?! Christian surfaces in almost the last scene? What.Is.The.Purpose? Oh well, he got paid for today's episode and he hardly did anything. Poor thing still needs to leave the show like now. I believe Erin Torpey is coming back so Christian can leave town? Yes?
Blair/Tomas kissing. No words. She is just too easy...
Poor Vicki...you DO need a drink. OMG OMG...cue the preciousness...RH just asked for a hug. How adorbs. AHHHHH!!!! This last Vicki/RH scene...NO WORDS! FABU.
Omigod I'm so intrigued and now anxious about this Tea/TSJ convo! I wonder if he will go on and tell her?! I have no clue...excited!
Ok I have to run like NOW!
Love y'all, mean it!