OMIGOD...there ARE two Todd Mannings!
UGH...sorry about the picture! I could NOT find one from the show today and I was running late. Gonna have to start finding a good pic the night before. Sorry about that!
Monday, August 8th--Marty's Rampage About Their Being TWO Todd Mannings
I LOVE large scenes with fabu characters. SUH-NAP! Victoria bailed out RH. Word! PEEING...Todd: "Et Tu, Vicki?" Thanks, TSJ! Quoting my favorite Shakespeare play! Holla!
Oh sweet baby Jesus...AS IF I need to see Mes' ass before 6 a.m. on a Tuesday. I want to choke this ho.
Praise God! Bo and Nora present to make my day and they both look adorbs. Hmm....girlfriend must be pissed with the "Oh really I thought you were the one making all the decisions around here." So Bo let Nate go?
Who gives to flying f*@ks about NQS and Dan-YELLA and their teenage relationship? God...OLTL harps on all this teen love and gives them in-depth conversations. Yet, the adults with REAL history and complex issues to deal with...not to mention the ones with more intersting dialogue...NEVER have in depth conversations. Huge Fail.
They will drag out this RH/TSJ "who is the real Todd" mess until the last segment. I already know what the outcome will be thanks to a spoiler. Ooooooh, I have another spoiler to mention...I'll do that in a bit.
Aaaaaaand, who wants to muzzle NuJack's ass? I mean...this bastard has no business talking. Just STFU, please! I'm begging you. Times...where is little Sam? I'd like to see him. Or, he can just come hang out with me. No shocker here...Starr is getting on my nerves again. I knew that wouldn't last. Damn. I mean...who in their right mind trusts a flippin' DNA test in Llanview? Seriously. Oh snap! Marty's rape got brought up again! Look y'all...Marty is STILL keeping the show interesting! Even from afar! ;)
Ok so I'm not blogging about Dan-YELLA/NQS and the Mes shit, because I don't want to start running late. Plus, I need to be ZEN this week and not stressed. These people have no business being on the show and that thought in and of itself makes me want to go postal on the nearest living thing within a 5 mile radius. Just woof on these people making me violent. Just woof.
TIMES THE EFF OUT!!!!!! So, OLTL, you mean to tell me that Bo goes to the damn courthouse on Wednesday and says he knows who hurt their son. We never hear him tell Nora nor do we get her reaction. He leaves their house and goes to the station with NQS and NQS signs a damn confession?! Oh Nora, I hate your reading glasses. Please let those be Bo's and you just periodically wear them like Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton in "Something's Gotta Give." Oh Bo, you look all kinds of adorable but you're going to be passive today aren't you? Le sigh...
You know...instead of enlisting hippos, elephants, bears, cast iron skillets, explosives, etc. to kill Mes, how about Shawn just sit on her? I mean...he's right there. Someone could just somehow get him to fall on Mes and it would be over with right there. The answer to our problems has been in front of us the whole time. Whoop Whoop! I'm sorry, I know Matthew said it meant something when he and Mes got together but I don't believe it. Sorry. I know I'm probably I'm in the minority with that one but every time this bitch says that I roll my eyes.
Oh lord, so they BOTH raped Marty. Lawd. Ugh...Ross (yes, he is still here and about to go to work and randomly overhearing little snippets of the show) overheard Toad say he raped Marty at the KED House and thought he heard KD House. Ross is like "OMG, Marty got raped at the KD House...your sorority." Oh Ross, no. Lord! Aaaaaand, RH's reaction to the Rapemance was hella awesome. OMG...Blair just called Toad's house a "little loveshack" and I kinda peed on myself.
I mean...RH is KILLING these scenes. Lawd...Toad: "You don't know anything about it, dude. She had amnesia. She didn't know who I was." I mean...OMG. Toad says it was such irreverence, too! God...that storyline [Rapemance] grossed me out and still does. I just heard Ross laugh and say "loveshack" to himself when RH mentioned Toad set up a loveshack with Marty. God Bless America. This house this morning, I swear.
Yes, Shaun (THAT is the way you spell it I think!), Mes wants you to squish her. Right now.
Aaaaaand Nora is livid. OH.EM.GEE. Oh dear God. Oh dear God. This will be one of those RARE occassions where I will want to choke Bo Buchanan...I just know it. NQS didn't have a choice! Jesus! AS IF the Sallingers need to be defended...AGAIN. You will be lucky, Bo, if Nora doesn't beat your ass right now. Oooooookay. So I KNOW that Bo is a stellar guy and is trying to be objective and reasonable with all this NQS/Matthew mess but I want to choke him right now. I don't need this mess this morning. Nate's been in his own hell, Bo? I mean...why are you doing this to me? WHY?!
Dan-YELLA's a dipshit and deserves anything that happens to her if she stays with this nasty hamster. Word.
LOL...McBain is DRAAAAAAAGING these test results out and I lurve it. McBain knows how to work the room, yo. What it do?
Dan-YELLA, you had potential to be one of the teens I liked and that is now all ruined thanks to your stupidity in the guy department. Explode.
Oh really, Bo? I mean, really? You just KNEW NQS was THE ONE that hurt Matthew? I don't buy it...
Bo's being too passive for me right now. Woof. I still love him, but so far this episode...ugh. He does make a good point though--they can't go after Nate without giving up Matthew. Woof.
Shaun, I am BEGGING you to sit on Mes!!! I mean...I will do anything at this rate to get this to happen!!!! Possibilities are endless!!!!!
Vicki is enamored with RH's Todd! I love it. I wish these scenes were longer. I just want to see these scenes and the Bo and Nora ones...that is it. K, thanks.
God, Bo and Nora really are in one helluva mess. I don't see how Nora hasn't had a nervous breakdown at some point. Not to mention, we STILL haven't dealt with her missing memory stuff from the Eddie Ford fiasco. Hmmm. Awe hell, now Bo just said that they are the ones responsible for Matthew getting hurt. As if she needed to hear that...
Your worst nightmare, NQS, is that all the mistakes you made might have cost you Dani? EXPLODE, you bastard. God bless...I LOATHE this character!!!!
God, I'm so glad I didn't blog yesterday. I would have been so much more mean thanks to my bad day.
NO!!!!!! Toad is yelling at Victoria!!! STOP IT! Stop it right now! Regardless, these scenes are FABU! I'm just watching and loving it. PEEING!!!!!!!!!!! I LURVE that McBain is just in the foyer hanging out with the other DNA test results. You can barely see him in the background. ha! Snap...Blair finally brought up Walker. I am just loving these scenes. Aaaand, McBain NOW says he has the results to the other test. This big reveal is in turtle mode!
I am actually LOL'ing at this toothbrush foolishness. hahaha! That is right, TSJ! This wouldn't be the first time someone has messed with DNA in this town. Lord knows that is the truth! I'm telling you...Lindsay Rappaport messed with it! ;)
OF COURSE! Mes' parents now OBVIOUSLY have Marty Saybrooke's house. WOOF! Their house is nicer than Bo and Nora's. FAIL.
NQS, yes you would eff Dayt-en again. Let's be serious here...
Bo, please hug Nora before the poor thing collapses. Jesus. AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Nora: "Matthew is paying." Bo: "Well so is Nate." KILL ME!!! Why am I being subjected to this?! God, I'm getting upset since Nora's upset. She actually shed actual tears! Normally that doesn't happen. Hillary is all kinds of fabu today! Ugh, fine. Bo gets a mini redemption for the "I love you's" and affection. Where has that been for weeks? Good God. WORD...go after NQS' ass right now, Nora! Please! I need you to tear into him!
Dan-YELLA's purse is HUGE!!!!! OMG...NQS wants to start with a clean slate? I mean...how is that possible? Dan-YELLA, just remember where NQS' hands have been--ALL OVER DAYT-EN in a porn. And he is now holding your hands...germs, germs, germs.
WORD!!! TSJ is a match, too! Now for some DE-LISH news! Spoiler alert: Guess who Agent Baker has been working for this whole time? Drum roll please....Irene Manning, bitches!!! Omigod and word on the street is that Liz Hubbard (Lucinda from ATWT...regal, classy, badass) may play Irene. I think I have died and gone to heaven if that is true! I am jumping up and down over this possible fabulous news! AH! Again, I love how McBain is dragging this shit out in true McBain fashion.
I'm so livid the Evans' got Marty's house and Bo and Nora didn't. =(
SUH-NAP! Nora looks fierce as hell at Nate's doorstep! I am so effing ready for this confrontation. Hillary will be fabu, no doubt! Word.
Lawd...good ending, OLTL!!! Now, there you have it. We have two Todd Mannings. So...are they identical twins? Hmmm. I don't know at this point. But, I did hear how I think TSJ is going to leave the show and I must say I don't like it. =( I'll refrain from posting.
Ok, must go! Ready for some more Todd fallout and for NQS to get screamed at today...yay!
See y'all this evening or in the morning and I will respond to comments if it kills me!
Love y'all and meant it...mucho!