The Perfect Man, Bo: "For our anniversary this year, not only am I going to make Matthew better and I'm gonna find a way to make Destiny leave us alone."
Nora: "Omigod Bo...thank you."
Good mornin'! Good mornin'! Again in my best Clairee Belcher voice. Lord have mercy. In case none of you knew--moving is a bitch! OMG someone shoot me! Anyway, thank God Ross magically morphed into Bo Buchanan because he said he "would unpack everything and for me not to worry about it." REALLY?! Yes, he did. Awesome.
Ok soooooo how ADORBS is MH!? Her post was a million times faboosh and, of course, she hit everything I felt spot on! Lurved it and lurve her and so thankful to have her in my life! She is so sassy, witty and perfect...muah!
Oh, so I slept with the guy at the cable company and, lo and behold, we got bumped from Thursday evening to Wednesday morning...AWESOME TOWN! And...ummmm how lucky am I? I f*@king lucked out to get cable today because my favorites were PHENOM this episode...SUPERB...STELLAR...FANTASTIC! Anyway, I missed this so let's hop to it shall we?
Please excuse any and all errors!
Wednesday, June 1st
Timeout-- my puppy Lola's 3rd birthday was 6/1/11. How presh?! She has starred on this blog a couple of times so I had to share. Y'all remember her as Inez Sallinger??? Adorbs. Anywho...yay for Lola.
Oh, and my quote from the pic...yeah, ain't happenin'. I can dream though, right?
Ford looks terrible in that St. Ann's Hospital outfit.
THOSE are the keys to the Buchanan Mansion? Not how I would have pictured them...
Good God everything is way too effing neutral in that padded room.
Aaaaaaaalright...this shit with Cutter/Rama/Aubs/Joey could be great but it needs to wrap the hell up quickly. WORD! These people need to not have a story soon. We only have until January peeps.
I LOL'd at the timing of Clint's heart failing...sorry.
Mother F*@ker...I'm soooooo tired of those kids hanging out at the hospital. Huge woof. I only got to see Tuesday's episode on my iPhone but I swear the only damn thing I saw was a pleather fuschia jacket the WHOLE time...not cool, OLTL, not cool.
My poor Bo and Nora...heavens. Lord have mercy. Perfect reactions as usual. Happy Anniversary to these two huh? I mean REALLY?!
RICK!!!!!! YAY! Times! So, obviously the "Hold the Pepperoni" series has not done well to date I'm guessing? He was taping #4 at the Chlamydia Motel but he is now at the Buenos Dias talking about how his film career needs to take off. Well...I just typed/thought that through which is the equivalent of saying it aloud...sorry about that. Kill me. Dayt-en. Why does she wear so many off the shoulder shirts? This Jane Fonda/Olivia Newton-John look is a no-go for 2011.
Leigh Ann you're right...this doctor is short stuff! Bo is even looking down to talk to her! Oh Hillary, you're gonna make me upset before work I just know it. Loved that Nora told the doctor about Matthew's car accident and how the doctors said he would never walk again but he did...plus he ran and played basketball. Any parent would be just as determined as these two are...awesomeness.
I literally took a sip of coffee and missed the Clint scene. By the way, I'm so glad he is on even if his ass isn't talking.
Wait...I had to rewind. With the money Cutter got he can buy TEN (10) houses Aubs? Wait...didn't Clint give Cutter just one million dollars? Maybe more and I missed it? Anywho, is Aubs thinking of a bunch of houses in foreclosure??? TEN houses? Unless she would like to buy 2 or 3 and then rent them out...good investment! Otherwise that comment was dumb as hell. Aubs needs to be brought up to speed on home values in the U.S.
Eh...eff these Ford/Tess scenes. Ross lurves them. Me...please guess.
On another note....how is it STILL the SAME DAMN DAY in Llanview?!?! Thank God they haven't shown Johnnie McBain! His outfit looked soiled last week! I can't imagine how it would look today. #Tidewithcolorguard
Rex is such a f*@kin' spaz! He is just so damn...spastic! That is the only adjective I got now. Oh snap...I have to give Vicki a proper good morning so "Good morning, Victoria!" I lurve seeing her...dressed ever so chicly, too!
Nora is about to borderline panic...I feel it. Hmmm no...just a mini "Do the test!" These scenes are too short! Dammit!
Oh no she dit-ent! Mestiny: "I need to go call Sean. He'd want to be here." UGH! Oh yeah Mes, because lemme tell ya the one thing that hospital needs is another MOTHER F*@KING person there!!! Jesus, Mary and Joseph! I cannot deal with such nonsense! I'm sure people are thinking I'm a frigid bitch, but there is just too much Mes/Dan-YELLA/NQS shit. Plus, Bo and Nora haven't had room to breathe with those kids circling their asses like vultures! I understand Mes is upset, but this is family time now. Again, I'm gonna have to fly on my broom (since I'm mean as a witch on this blog I have one...terrible) and beat Mestastico with a wine bottle or some object. However, I'd have to remove her fuschia, pleather jacket first because I can't stand to look at it without becoming ill. WOOF! REALLY?! REALLY OLTL?! Mestastico hid behind the nurse and heard Doctor Smurf (just go with it since she is short...came to my head) say Matthew ain't comin' back. Yes...that's believable. LOL...REALLY?!
I'm just a big ole douche because I'm watching Bo and Nora in the background of these NQS and Dan-YELLA scenes. OMG Adorbs...Nora just wiped something off of Bo's cheek! I could watch them do that all day.
Sooooo....Queen Victoria spilled the beans to Rex. Wait...these Vicki scenes are too short.
I'll comment on the Tess/Ford shit when I feel like it...not every single one. Same thing for the Aubs/Rama/Cutter/Joey shit. It's 6:45 already so I need to hurry!
Oh sweet lord...Vicki just talked about being married to Clint. AH!!! How sweet and adorable! They are soooo getting back together and I couldn't be happier. WORD! REALLY?! Dan-YELLA: "Aunt Vicki, have you seen Mestiny?" LOL...I'm so sure. Please kids...
Sweet Jesus...a hand kiss and a real kiss!? Fabulousness overload! Awe...plus Bo said that he was gonna say Matthew got hurt but he is gonna be fine. Fierce! I love positive thinking in tough situations. Oh snap another kiss! I cannot handle such goodness in the morning! Plus a "love you." Awesome! These two are so perf. I'm trying to keep my gushing to a minimum! Seriously, I really am. Sweetest little scene of this episode...word!
You can probably freeze ice on my ass because I didn't feel sorry for Mestastico crying. That's awful and I know it...
Ross asked a great question last night..."What is Rick's purpose on the show?" Ummmm if anyone has an answer I'd lurve it.
Ford should never wear neutrals again. It ain't a good look...
So where is Dayt-en even getting the money for coffee? I mean I thought she was broke as a joke.
I'd rather be stoned to death than watch Mestiny's ass sob over Matthew right now. Actually, I'd like to finish my coffee first...then I'm open to being stoned. I can't watch Matthew's head hit the table...makes me cringe. Dan-YELLA is the best one of these three...fact.
OH SNAP! A Rachel Gannon mention?! Awesome town! I'm so glad they had Nora call her...good thinking! Now if we can just get her ass back to Llanview. Well damn...I'm upset. THESE PICS!!!! Times...that second pic had to be photoshopped because Hillary Smith's hair was never that long when Matthew was that age. FACT. Sweet Jesus how adorable? Wait...so Nora just carries these pics around in her purse? Confused. AH! Then she taped the pic onto the cart...mercy! I can't handle this! Now Vicki! I'm so glad this show remembers they are friends! I can't handle Nora crying...let alone in the morning.
Who else I can't handle getting upset (probably more so)? Bo. I just want to hug him. OMG...and he can't get the image out of his head of how Matthew looked when they opened his eyes. Tear. =(
Well...I will say that Tess is the prettiest psych patient ever. That's all I got.
Whoa...Rama's slap looked real!!! Aaaaand so did Aubs' slap! WORD! I love cat fights! I've never participated in one and never will but I love to be a trashy audience member. ;) This fighting is OOC! REALLY?!?! She pulled out that chunk of hair? What is this Housewives of New Jersey?! Wait...Aubs said she doesn't dye her hair? She has to have highlights and lowlights...bitch is lyin'.
Nora...God, don't worry about those kids in the hospital! Please. xx, ME. Hell...I'm tearing up again because Nora can't say that Matthew is nearly brain dead. OMG when she shook her head and said the doctors never know...cried. AH! Then she just called Matthew "a miracle!" I CANNOT HANDLE THIS! I'm gonna have to watch Meredith Vieira on the "Today Show" to laugh after this...or read Robin Strasser's tweets! Nora and Bo are SUPERB today. Oh and Nora/Vicki scenes are the shit.
Bo...I knew I loved you. "I think Nora and I better handle this one alone." YES! Now go and tell those kiddies that who are lurking in the hallway. Oh, and can we all agree that Bo is the most selfLESS man on the planet? He even thought to ask about why Rex was there and if there was a problem with Shane! He.Is.The.Best.
I'm so tired of Rama being in that workout outfit. LOL...I flove how Joey told Aubs "DON'T START." He is quite the recent pre-k grad huh?! I'm so proud of him!
That St. Ann's guard is the LEAST threatening guard I've ever seen in my life. These scenes are dumb. Any damn body can run a muck at St. Ann's. Lord.
I want to go Mortal Kombat on Mestiny's ass NOW! OH NO!!!! Dan-YELLA...Mes ain't family. Worst quote of the show. Sweet Jesus.
Vicki and Rex are looking UP at Clint's doctor! Can they find a doctor of average height for this show?!
Poor Bo...he knows Matthew ain't gonna be okay despite Nora's optimism.
Don't worry, Victoria...Clint will get a heart and y'all will run off into the sunset together. I promise you.
I AM PEEING!!!!!! Rick stole the tip from the other table! FABOOSH!!!
I mean...so NQS runs to the Buenos Dias to puke in the KITCHEN trash can?! Not the bathroom?! Dept. of Health and Human Services will be getting a call from me! No Flan People!!!! That place is nasty!
OF COURSE Clint is now at the top of the transplant list. OF COURSE. Oh and that surgery was like the quickest ever, p.s.
I mean...Bo and Nora are just too damn fabulous for words. I LOVE couples being a team (since at the end of the day I'm a big romantic douche)! They are the epitome of it and I can't think of any other couple that comes close...hell, even in real life. Aaaaand, I can't handle this last scene with the two of them upset and her stroking Matthew's chest. Jesus.
Ok...I'm off for my second cup of coffee and to fly to Llanview on my broom before work! Messy is going down!
Show was FABU!
So glad to be back and with cable/Internet/Tivo (yes Tivo now). See y'all later!