David Vickers Buchanan: "You know Mary-Ella wants to kick your ass, Mes. So I'm offering you the job of a lifetime--to work on my new movie. I got Langston out of Llanview so she could be spared from Mary-Ella so I suggest you do the same."
Good Morning Everyone!!! Hope y'all had a great weekend. Mine was absolutely fantastic! Ok so somehow I have been up since 5:30 but am off to a late start. How this happened I don't know. So, I'm gonna comment on all the scenes that I feel like...not necessarily every single one. Oh, and besides the NuJack/Brad and Mes/Starr scenes this episode was excellent. I know I have some comments so I'll get to those at some point today. Okie dokie...
Friday, June 10th
Soooo Todd has surfaced at Dorian's pool aka Llanview Country Club. haha! PEEING! Little Sam in those sunglasses! They are adorably awful looking. Wait...they just let little Sam go hang by the pool? Of course...Blair's parenting skills are shit.
Be still my heart! John and Kelly. Let me enjoy this goodness while I can cause we sure as hell won't see this again probably.
Clint! Where have you been hiding out?! Missed you.
Oh poor Bo. Hugs.
UGH!!!!!!! My rage is going to be out of control this morning!!! This Mes pregnancy shit is making ME nauseous!! Also, I mean REALLY?! She is having morning sickness this quickly? As if. Fail.
F*@k...Brad has to surface. Of course he does. Very fitting.
I will say that I think Gigi looks really good. Let me go on even further and say that (I can't believe I'm saying this) I am starting to like Gigi. OF COURSE...she is most def gonna die (I think) so as soon as I start to like her she will exit. Woof.
Hell Bo...Nora just heard you. Get ready.
hehe...that little Sam is just too cute.
Oh, and Gigi's hair is also quite tame. I also can't believe I'm enjoying these Shane/Gigi scenes. What is happening to me?!
Will someone please explain to me what is on NuJack's shirt?!?! I think it's a red plastic cup.
Mes is making me want to slit my wrists.
LOL....Clint: "Heyyyy I'm number 1." Poor baby. In some unusual way, Clint fits on that child's bed better than Matthew does. Hmmm.
I mean...Kelly Cramer looks FABU! I've never in my life seen someone look THAT great when being discharged from the hospital. Just insane. May I just say that I peed on myself when John said that Marty got on a plane with enough fuel to cross the Atlantic. HAHAHA! John!!! DAMMIT! Stop apologizing please! We are all thankful you let Marty go. Just be gracious.Wait...say what?! Did Kelly just say "Maybe we should stop seeing each other?" I thought they already broke up? I'm so confused.
"McPain Martyrs Manning" Lurve those headlines...
I think Sam stepping on NuJack's toe may just be the highlight of my day.
A Bree mention...wow. Where is this child?
OMG Kelly's shoes were presh!!! God...John and Kelly are so much better than John and Natalie. Woof on them not lasting and woof on Kelly leaving the show early. Like her or not, other people need to go first.
Awe...Clint I'm sad for you in these scenes but you won't die. Whew.
Oookay these Bo and Nora scenes need to be longer. Ridiculous. Brace yourself, Bo darling. Nora is about to lose it...
Well NuJack was right about something...Blair just lets Sam run around. I mean...where is Blair?! Capricorn?!
I'm so annoyed. The writers are like "Oh, let's introduce Starr into this Matthew's injury storyline since she got pregs as a teenager. She can be there for Mes and be an example of how much of a BADASS mother she is." This is such horseshit and I'm insulted. I'm FAST FORWARDING!!!! I'm sorry!
Snap...I can't fast forward here's Nora. May I just say I hate when they argue. I actually feel sorry for both of them here. These scenes are just THAT good. I have nothing else to add. They are the best.
WHAT!? A Kevin and Cord mention?! STFU! Thanks writers. Ugh. We can't see Kevin and Cord but we can see all the Fords. OMG and let me just say...WHERE IN THE HELL IS RENEE?!?! This is so f*@king insulting! Can we just get a mention? AND...may I also request that when/if we do get a Renee mention can it NOT come out of James Ford's mouth?! I mean...just scream "F*@K YOU, Mary-Ella" if you are gonna say that Renee will only let James work on her car. Please!!!
Okay so are John and Kelly basically having the same damn convo they had the other day? WTF is going on...
These Clint/Natty/Joey scenes are fabu, too. Clint! So before you die you want to see Joey and Natalie with the people they love? Dorian Lord for Joe!!! hehe...kidding. Well...kind of. No, I'm not kidding. I would want that...
Hillary I don't need to be tearing up before work but you're doing a phenomenal job. "So, I don't want to hear another word about blood types or organ donation and not even a whisper about how our son cannot be saved. Agreed?" AWESOME!!! So awesome! Typing how fab these two are doesn't do them justice!
OMG...soooo I kinda want to bring Sam home with me and just hang out with him and shoot the shit. I think he would be a super cool kid. We would have a good time I just know it.
I cannot handle this Bo/Nora adorableness and affection! Presh! I mean...Nora just apologized to Rex. Too sweet.
AHHH!!! It's 5 'til 7! I have to hurry. I may need to start doing this at night again...
These Shane/Gigi scenes are adorbs. I think I have some kind of spell over me...
FF'ing these Starr/Mes scenes. No time for this foolishness!!!!! FOOLISHNESS!!!!
Awe...Nora talking to Matthew. Just sad.
Aaaand Bo continues to be uber selfless and ask about Rex and be happy for him. He.Is.So.Perfect.
OMG John and Kelly adorableness is invading my living room!!! Oozing...spilling...overflowing!
Ok...I'm like drive-bying the rest of this shit...
Sam: "Are you a homeless person? Aunt Dorian says we should help the homeless." Come home with me and let's hang out, Sam! You're too cool for words.
Someone please take Mes out for me!!!! PLEASE! Again, I will pay you handsomely!
Rex and Natty...adorbs.
Woman in the Jell-O commercial...DIE! You're such a bitch to your kids!
Awe...Shane said "Morasco-Balsoms." Kinda cute.
Ok...so I think that IS a red solo cup on NuJack's shirt. He is such a...failure. Failure sums it up.
Yeaaaaaah.....Gigi is most def gonna die. Surely.
Kelly just made a Pine Valley reference. Nice.
I'm ready for these Rex/Clint scenes on Monday. Should be good.
Aaaaand, I'm pretty sure the writers have it out for me personally by subjecting me to this Mestiny pregs fiasco. There is just no other explanation. THIS IS PERSONAL!!! UGH!!!! Why on Earth are the writers making my blood pressure rise like this?! They need to pay for my medicine!
OMG...Nora is about to lose it. THIS DOCTOR IS AWFUL!!!!!!!!! Jesus! Aaaand, I just teared up...."I don't understand it's just so random! It's just so pointless! He can't be like this forever!" I CANNOT HANDLE Nora upset like this! Aaaand, I also can't handle Bo being despondent. He doesn't even have to say anything and I'm upset. =( These two are so mother effing fabu!
Joey/Kelly...eh just no. Sorry kids. Ain't a fan.
Lord...John and Natty will talk on Monday's episode. Ugh. I will now dislike both of their characters I'm sure since I enjoy them separately.
I'm assuming that Sam is an excellent swimmer and that is why no one was watching him at the pool. Fail.
Okay I must go right now!!! Today's episode should be great so I can't wait. Maybe I'll post this evening instead of tomorrow.
I'm about to try and calm down about this Mes shit.
Love y'all much,