Phyllis Rose: "What would Asa say? Duckies, he'd say that Kourtney Kardashian never needs to be on OLTL ever again."
Bonjour!!! I could have posted earlier but Blogger decided to flake out on me so I had to restart my computer. Oh, and here is hoping that I can post tomorrow because I might have died from hypothermia by then! OMG. My office was cold all damn day! I just sat at my desk in my coat and pashmina while furiously rubbing my hands together. Also, it was totally sad because my outfit was cute. Woof. Here is hoping my wine warms me up. I'm posting/watching simultaneously tonight...
How ya doin'?! I don't mind this Wendy Williams thing. She is rather witty.
Eh...KK you're a bit stiff. I don't buy for one damn second she is an attorney. I'm sorry. I guess I'm sterotyping...sue me. Get it? Sue me? hehe
HELLOOOOO Rama!!!! God...I love that she is sprawled out on the couch with her shoes on!! Do they not have any manners in India? Do they sell Emily Post books there? Come on! Regardless of being a bit gauche, I adore her.
This pink on Dorian is OOC yet totally perfect at the same time!
That background at the Buch Mansion MUST go!!! Dammit to hell prop department!!!
Ooooooookay! So, I think that Nora may have seen Matthew not Clint. That is why she can't remember it. Yes, I know that Clint is the one on the tape, etc. but I think that the person she saw maybe someone else. Just my two cents.
Well...we knew it was gonna be Clint on the tape. Sidenote: Rex appears to be fitting in with the porn peeps. Ok...so I kinda love the porno scenes. I do. Austin Peck is HILAR.
Ugh...the Minuteman...AGAIN! F*@k me. Well...Tess it was fun while it lasted. You gave us some spunk for a bit. R.I.P. These alters are effing crazy!!!
Just GREAT!!!! Hi Langston. Sup? I can now have a great night now that I get to see your ass. Sucky town.
These David/Dorian/Vicki scenes are making my life!!!! FABOOSH!!! This is saying a lot because my beloved B/N are on but these scenes are too funny. "How can I leave you at an altar if there is no altar to leave you at?" These three together are fabulous! "Explain David!" Vicki has had the best line delivery for a couple of weeks now. And, well, when she said anxiously "Tuc Watkins?" Well I had practically spit out my wine! She could do stand up, I swear. I'd go see all three of these fine people do comedy...HILAR!
KK...no. I am not enjoying this. No. OH NO KILL ME IMMEDIATELY!!!! The horrid gym!!!! Poor Christian...they have nothing else to do with him so: Let's stick him in a gym since he has good muscle tone and definition. Also, let's put him with KK since we have nothing else to do with him and really no one else for her to intereact with. Yeah...that worked. Oh snap...it didn't.
Poor Blair...she is too fab for scenes at the LPD like this. Run Blair!!!! Run! Go back to LaBoulaie in your tight outfit and just sit around and be wealthy! Go take Kelly shopping for shirts that have no graphic print or pattern on them...she needs some!
Ok, so I don't mind the Wendy Williams stuff this time. Rather enjoyable. Compared to KK it's FAB!
These Bo and Nora scenes are like 2 seconds. Woof. =(
Ok...I LOVE THESE PORN SCENES! Go with God?! REALLY??!! You know...I said in my last post that Rick was religious! I love this. Wait...was that a Ron Jeremy reference?! Lemme rewind. OMG it was. Wow...just wow.
God...if I were Brody I would ditch Jessica's ass. I would get so tired of putting up with Tess/Jess/Bess. Eff that. Exhausting.
OMG I can't even discuss the KK/Christian scenes because I hate them so damn much. What was the purpose of all this?
So behind Vicki's "Tuc Watkins?" comment the other funny thing was Rex barging into Bo and Nora's office like a bat out of hell saying "there!" Then Bo exasperated yelling "knock" and Nora yelling "what is it?" I watched that scene and the Vicki scene like 4 times. I needed a laugh!!! Oh, and we know that is no proof Clint killed Eddie. Red herring ugh.
Rama is such a mooch. Ok so what is the deal with Vimal? Are they gonna let him out? Will we ever see him again? Just curious. WAIT...are they testing some Rama/Clint chemistry?! Shut the front door...really? They were good together. I need more scenes though. I still want him to have angry sex with Aubs, though.
What was that shitty necklace Lang gave back to Ford? It looked like it was leather. Puke. Yes. I just puked on myself.
Wait...I just laughed even more when Vickers said that Brian Dennehy was playing Bo in the movie. This is so awesome...and that is a rather fitting actor to play Bo.
OMG THESE CHRISTIAN/KK SCENES ARE PAINFUL AS HELL AND MAKE ME WANT TO POUR SULFURIC ACID ALL OVER MYSELF!!! What in the hell is the point? The cop in these scenes is pitiful as hell, too.
Vicki is too fabulous and is inhuman. Really. With all the shenanigans going on in her life, she is the consummate cheerleader/matron of honor/friend, etc. She is the shit. Bottomline.
The moneyshot? Hilarious. Wait...when Vicki called Bo how did she end the phone call? I kept rewinding it and it sounds like "toot sweet." LOL. I'm only on my second glass of wine. What is going on? Is it my tv? Hmmm.
"Aubrey has a cash register wear her heart should be." Marry me, Clint Buchanan. I will be witty and snarky with you all day! We can go tit for tat. This could be fun.
Langston: "I can't wear this. Not without thinking about all the money you spent on it could be used on diapers and formula." NO LANGSTON...you need to not wear that necklace because it is FUGLY and should be sold at a garage sale for .25...if that. Langston didn't get on my nerves today. How about that? This is even a Monday, and I froze all day but it's been a good day. Langston you even did well today and didn't make me want to paper cut myself. Good job.
Lord...telling Jess that Tess married Ford could make her be Tess again. We can only hope. Yeah...I'm glad Cutter and Tess didn't get it on (despite how hot she looked. y'all know she looked like sex on a stick...most def!).
"The search for...it rhymes with spock." I keep laughing out loud today!!! What is my problem?! Then, I had to rewind it again. What did Nora say? "District Attorney Nora Hanen..." I didn't hear Buchanan after that. Am I hearing shit today?! I couldn't understand Queen V earlier and now this. Woof.
FACT: I want Vicki to be in my wedding. Awe...I love this little tender Dorian/David goodness. Too presh.
Sweet Lord...Bo is Dorian's father-in-law and Nora is her step mother-in-law. What a thought.
Ugh...I never want to see a KK/Christian scene again as long as I live.
That's right Dorian...thank Vicki and let her be happy and sweet because she will be mad at you soon for lying to her!
Pa...Dorian does not sound right saying that but that was cute.
LOL! Rick is DYING for anyone to be a sub in his porno...lurve it!
I LOVE when Bo/Clint are in scenes together and even better when there is a dramatic ending with these two. Kiss Kiss to you both!
Here's hoping tomorrow is good! I just have one question: WHERE THE EFF IS MARTY SAYBROOKE?! And the doll?! I'm beyond frustrated at this point!!!