Jean Randolph: "God, is it time for me to come in and fix shit? I'm afraid so."
Love...that's right! LOVE for you people. I feel like I can't let y'all down despite my sickness...plus, I love posting and reading your comments. This will be another random, type as I watch post. I'm sorry. It's the only way I can do this until I feel better. Oh, I know I'm not supposed to but I had to sip on a margarita on the rocks (a healthy, fresh little one) to relax. It helps my throat. ;)
Ok...so here's the deal. It's abundantly clear with the whole OLTL viewing audience that Vicki's life is in a tailspin (HELLO?! Have you seen the Charlie/Echo spoilers coming up?!). Who better than to get Vicki's life back in order than Jean effing Randolph!? Jean is literally the "mother" of all of Vicki's alters because she takes care of shit and gets the job done. Therefore, Jean needs to surface (just for a few weeks) and fix the shit show that her daughters are performing in right now. Deal with her marriage (i.e. kick Echo's ass out and divorce Charlie) and set Clint straight, too. Hell, while she's at it...please remove the corn cob from Matthew's ass. Make Lang's movie start tomorrow so she has to leave. Find James a boyfriend. You get the hint. I'm over multiple personalities, but I now believe only Jean can fully straighten shit out once and for all. Is it time for Jean? As Queen Victoria would say "I'm afraid so."
On to Vicki and Clint...these two are effing GREAT together yet their scenes are about 2 seconds...ugh! And...the background at the Buch mansion is still shit town. Woof. Damn...Vickster is a cool, calm and collected bitch! Then she throws out that she doesn't know Clint anymore after all the years she has known him. Queen Vic you don't know the half of it...lord. Wait...I'm pissed. Ok...I was hoping they would get longer more into the show but these Clint/Vick scenes are WAY TOO SHORT! UGH! I mean, come on OLTL. You have to pay them for this episode so utilize them. :( Wait...Nigel's day off? Is that what Clint said? I would love to know how much he's paid. Love that Vicki said Dr. Levin is Jessica's only hope....hahahahahaha! Hilarious!
Snap...did y'all hear the news? Brian Kerwin (aka Chuckles Banks) is leaving OLTL. There has been no confirmation from ABC or mags but all the websites are saying it so there ya go.
Todd's being a punk. Woof. Tomas is more attractive. Todd could NEVER control you Blair?! REALLY!? REALLY!? What kind of a line was that? I thought the writers were supposed to deliver with Blair and Tomas but their scenes need to improve and now Blair is spouting off hogwash like that.
Todd and Tea's scenes were kinda weird. "Hey listen I think I'm gonna have your brother deported." LOL! Their convo was odd outside the diner. Todd was like "oh he's goin' after Blair." Tea says "no, he's a citizen." Then she just leaves...ha!
The music playing at Rodi's is what they play at weird bars that read poetry and everyone wears black clothing and drinks absinthe.
Natty...if you keep telling John that Liam is his son then maybe he will forgive you. NOT. Good luck for you that baby is really gonna be his...and this will destroy Marty's character in the process. Ugh. Sidenote: Brody doesn't do it for me lately. Melissa Archer is such a good actress and in scenes with her he is boring. She can cry ON THE SPOT like no other. Very impressive. Yes...Kelly is ripping John's clothes off every minute, Natalie. Deal with it. Liam loves John...is that what you said?! Liam loves the Miles Davis jazz you've been playing...that's it.
Whoa...WTF?! Gutherie the new attorney? Terrible actor, by the way.
F*@k me...Langston. Explode on command please...would you? AND...Ford and that baby! The baby is adorable but Ford being like "he's figuring things out." Hush. Right now Ford, hush. Wait...dammit. He looks cute with the baby...ugh! He does. I can't help it. Where is this heart when I need to forgive Natalie? Langston loving Ford as a dad all of a sudden...I dunno how I feel about it.
Wow!!! That James and Starr scene where his towel dropped was HILARIOUS and BEYOND AWESOME! How great was that?! Do y'all think I'm being serious? Take a guess? The verdict: No. I was not serious. That was dumb/lame as shit. Babies need fresh air...profound James. Starr: "My Aunt Vicki might be losing her mind." ha! HELLO! Let's hope Jean takes over! ;)
Is Tess horny all the time or just using it as a tool? Or did she really want to eff James but just not Ford? WTF.
Ok...normally, I wouldn't post this but I have to because it was random/funny. So when Ford started making out with Lang after he signed the papers, Ross was like "I mean, does Langston have a golden vagina? Why does he like her damn much?" Spoken like a true man. Hell, it probably is. Her terribleness is out of control so there has to be something good there for people to enjoy. Must be that. Nice point Ross. So insightful.
John and Todd. It's amazing how much cooler John is than Todd right now. Mind boggling really.
I can only look at Tomas for so long. He and Blair need to make steps. I'll settle for baby ones at this rate. Hell, I'll take Joey Buchanan pace...anything!
Another WTH? How often do Tea and Clint have scenes together? Quarter to never. Hmmm.
Wow....the show ended with a sniper?
Did anyone follow this post? I couldn't and I wrote it. I'm all over the place. God, my apologies!
YES!!!! Dorian/Vicki/Bo/Clint...awesome! Bring on tomorrow and bring on next Tuesday...ALEX OLANOV!!!! Be still my heart!
Goodnight to you all!