Charlie: "Yeah Echo, Vicki is too polite to say it but she found out about us and cut my balls off."
Echo: "Oh Chuckles is that true?"
Vicki: "I'm afraid so."
Hello Hello! Sorry I'm a tad late. Ross' aunt and uncle were in town so I had to go to dinner after work then I actually had to do work for awhile once I got home. Grrr. I'm going to post/watch simultaneously since I've gotten such a late start (sorry for those who don't like it when I do this...try not to do it all the time. I'll try to organize a bit tonight if I can). I pray today is good. I didn't see any previews from yesterday so I'm in for a surprise. Let's do this...
Wait y'all...timeout. I cannot for the life of me find pics from each day's episode anymore! Dammit! I'm having to be as creative as possible (at the end of a long day so my creativity is basically shit), but I'm kinda pissed with Facebook. They used to update a new pic daily...get with it OLTL fb page! You're crampin' my style!
Natalie's in another Juicy Couture suit. Hmmm. These have to be her own. Yep...Brody was sweet singing to the baby. No doubt.
Holy shit balls! Christian is on for two days in a row!!! Whoa! Oh, and yesterday when Tess ran to Cutter's car it was light out and now it is magically dark?! REALLY?!
Icky! Chuckles+Echo+Minuteman=the need for nausea mediation, chicken soup, and Powerade because I'm f*@king ill. OMG...this makeout is disgusting and made even worse by that cest pool that is the Minuteman.
Whoa...Vicki in Dorian's bedroom! Damn right, Vicki! Way to go..."Well, Dorian you let yourself into Llanfair whenever you please." Now will you please tell the rest of the mother effing town to stay out of your house!!! Please! If Bo and Nora are gonna be absent, then thank God I get a Vicki/Dorian scene. Although I hope B/N are on.
Yay! Clint is on! Hello Handsome! LOL!!! In reference to Nigel: "In his burrow, under his afghan, watching "Access Llanview'." HILAR! God...they have talked this show UP, huh?!
Dammit!!!! No Bo and Nora today...ugh!
Hmmmm Tess and Cutter. I need to see more of this. Of course, there is Ford running after her acting concerned. Wonder if he will run after Langston's plane as it takes off bound for LAX?! Hmmmm? And...I'm assuming the baby has now switched to formula and not breast milk? Inez has the formula with her at her apt. since she is keeping the baby, right? Right.
OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Nooooooooo! I'm pretty sure I could go prostitute myself in the worst part of Chicago for a month and I'd be cleaner than the Minuteman motel's doorknob. Why are people going there CONSTANTLY!!! Thank God. When Tess asked for a drink and Cutter said "over there" I almost lost it thinking there would be a damn mini-bar over there like the one John McBain had in his room. Thank God it was just cheap vodka. Oh, and that trash reptile jewelry needs to go! I kinda like Tess and Cutter. Oh damn...Cutter just said "Hurd dat." WHO ARE YOU?!
God Vickers, drop the gun. You look as threatening as the tooth fairy with that gun. Man...Vickers is on fire today with the one liners. "Mr. Vickers you are a stain on this planet." LOL...Clint's on fire, too. DAMN! And, he put the gun to his chest and told Vickers to shoot! Ross' testimonial during the episode: "Clint is so badass." I concur. He is so choice.
WHOA! Look at all those toys in the living room at Llanfair! Like Liam is really playing with the toy fire truck! He is too small...unbelievable! Ok...don't shoot, bludgeon or curse me but...I think Natalie and Brody have good chemistry and I kinda like them together. I do. :)
Hmmm these scenes at Capricorn are interesting. Ok...so it's abundantly clear that Rama doesn't miss Vimal. There is no way.
Oh dear God...poor Vicki. My heart is about to break. Dorian's looks are PRICELESS. You better tell her Mayor Lord! I can't have Vicki messed with anymore...NOT having it!
Eh...no. No. No. No. I am just not down with the Echo/Charlie love scenes. It's not the age thing by any means...do it like bunnies all you want. I think I am just against sex at this motel. Oh, and that he is cheating on Queen V. But, I REALLY loathe the motel. Charlie reminds me of that one dumb cartoon character that's dumb compared to the others...like Goofy or something. You know just walking around scratching his head and spouting off nonsense in a weird voice?Whoa...that didn't make sense but you see where I'm going with this. I can always just say "no talent ass clown" but I am trying to find something a bit more defined.
Yeah...Christian is like an appendix at this point...or tonsils whatever. He is useless and can be removed if needed. Never want to do it but sometimes you have to.
UGH! Clint don't talk about Bo and Nora! Oooohhhh ok so the Buch mansion background at night looks sooooo much better!!! No doubt Renee helped with this. ;)
Dammit Dorian don't lie! POOR VICKI! God, that is ALL I have said for a damn month! OMG...guilt trip. I want to cry immediately. "Sometimes I don't know what I'd do without you." OMG Vicki you are not human. You are too perfect for this earth. Dear God.
Yeah...I am liking Brody and Natty together. I'm still livid with Natty's lies and everyone else defending her...BUT they are good together.
Of course, Inez will stay with Ryder. Is Nate helping with the bambino? Did Inez ever get a job? Hmmm.
Joey...your nanny obviously let you out of her sight! Get back on your tri-cycle and go home! Do you remember how to get there?! Geez...wow, it takes Robert Ford telling you that Aubs is a gold digger. This is such a screwed up town...
So Cutter is now Scarlett O'Hara?! He is quoting "Gone with the Wind" with all this "tomorrow is another day" crap to Tess yet he said "hurd dat" earlier. Make up your mind, punk!
Whoa...are they testing the chemistry with Christian/Rama??? Hmmm.
Come on, Joey. Please say something to Aubs....YES!!! He just asked her if she dated Ford. AND asked her about the $$$ issue.
Charlie, you are killing me. "It won't always be like this?!" WTF are you saying Chuckles Banks?! I want to drive nails up my arm. These two together are ridiculous! I mean...they rival teenagers. I have never seen Charlie kiss Vicki like that...EVER! Hell, Echo and Alex Olanov have gotten better make-out sessions than Vicki and Nora....FACT!
Oh Dorian...are you gonna continue to lie? Ugh...yes. Everyone is lying to Vicki!!! Sonofabitch!
Well...thank God for Tess taking the pic. Eff me. Finally something...
I don't buy Aubs' explanation about Ford to Joey for one f*@king minute. She is so transparent. I want Kelly to kick her ass.
Yeah...this was a Chris/Rama chemistry test. However, I didn't see enough.
Ugh....there you are Charlie, you piece of shit! Ok...compliment: AT LEAST he went to shower before he touched Vicki and got Echo germs all over her. Vicki is too pristine for those cooties!
LOL...does Dorian have ANY mayoral duties?! She doesn't do shit all day. Except now have sex with David and have champagne and strawberries. Now...getting married. YAY...but, how are they gonna do this?! I keep asking and no one knows. Vickers is gonna have to go back to Desperate Housewives. Is he gonna be on the show but off camera a la Fish and Kyle? Or is he gonna pull some stupid stunt and leave town and then Dorian is left despondent?! Hmmm.
Free Marty!!! Free Marty!!! Free Marty!!! Thought...does she have anyone getting her mail or newspapers from her house? Cole is not there. Who is watching her home? Hmmm.
Eh...the previews look a bit dismal. Woof. I have a feeling the fab five are absent.
See y'all late tomorrow night!!! Have a lovely one!