Dorian: "Ah! Can we go in the kitchen and have sex and play around with oven mitts?! That was so fun last time. "
Bonjour!!!!! OMG...hope y'all had a great day because mine was the epitome of an effing Monday! I KNEW it was going to be a bad day when regal, attractive, snooty woman who always reads the "Wall Street Journal" (every single morning and she refuses to talk or acknowledge anyone...I will MAKE her talk to me soon and befriend her now because of this attitude) moved away from me today when I answered my phone at the bus stop! She was so annoyed when I said "hello" and I think I got an eye roll. Woof! Gosh and my phone was on silent and I didn't even talk loud. Anyway, I knew at that moment today would suck. Thankfully today's show was good. Again, nothing earth shattering but enjoyable...nothing wrong with that!
Whoa...is that Christian?! He looks hairier! Wow. And, his purpose on the show is??? *crickets* My thoughts exactly. When does he teach?! Hmmm.
Tess' serpent matching necklace and earrings are heinous and tacky and the wardrobe department can send that shit back to Claire's Boutique right now (wait is that place still open?). REALLY KELLY?! "Jessica's my best friend." Where have you been during all this? Oh, you've been screwing John McBain and have not given Jessica one damn thought. You know what you should maybe start thinking about Kelly...STDs. I love how no one cares that Tess is loose. I mean, people care...but they don't. I mean, her loved ones (besides Clint and Vicky) do not appear to be concerned in the least. Tess is sex on a stick!!!! My God...it just oozes out of her! Hmmmm...I wonder how this Cutter/Tess thing will go.
The writers are DYING for Ford to be redeemed! It's so effing obvious. I'm here to remind everyone...he raped Jessica in case you peeps forgot. It's apparent they want to keep him and they are using Tess and a toddler to try and humanize him. Lord have mercy. LOL Inez is keeping Ryder? God help us.
Nigel! Nigel! Nigel!!! God what a treat to see this man!
I adore Rama...and that luggage, heavens! Also, she can throw her bags at Aubrey all day long. WAIT....ok, so I do NOT like Aubs running shit at the Buch mansion! I don't...at all. Who is this bitch?! Anyway, Rama owns Aubs and I LOVE it. Ok...how atrocious is that "Aubrey Wentworth" pic out of the yearbook. It is so damn awful looking, I'm sorry. Y'all know it! Admit it.
Oooh...courtroom full of vets! And Rex...ugh. I tell you what he is getting on my nerves. And, I had become quite fond of him. Despite the fact that I hate he hangs out more with Bo than Matthew but Rex is good in my eyes. But...as of late, ummm not so much. He peaked with me when he saved Nora and was sooooo considerate and awesome and then he kinda started grating on my last nerve after that. He is like a leech...has to grab on to Bo and tag along and he just says stupid things as of late. LOL...St. Blazes?! What a hellhole! ha. Clint is right about everything...sonofabitch! Nothing can be pinned on him right now. He has an answer for everything!!!! God Bo, I love you almost more than I love Ross but you have GOT to stop trying to arrest Clint at every damn waking moment! Please wait until you have something solid. Please! You're my guy...be smarter than this!
Has Nora spoken a word today? Wait...she said "motive" and "justified" so that's good enough. I'm fine with just watching her facial expressions the whole show every now and then. Between her and Vicki's reactions, I'm entertained and they don't even have to talk because they are that awesome!
FACT: They dressed Nora better when she lived AT the Buchanan Mansion. She had more casual and cute clothes she got to bounce around in. I'm tired of this gray suit with different tops underneath. She is too pretty for this...please fix this. I know she's in court but I'm making a point. Hell, while I'm at it, Vicki wears the same clothes a lot, too. Let's fix this, too. I'll keep going...how many military-like leather and denim jackets does Rex have? God, how many plaid shirts does Gigi own. Ok...I'm stopping.
LOL...Clint placed incriminating evidence at the Carriage House?! ha! Rex is a private eye and can't find the shit at his own house. He is THE BEST in town, right?! My ass. And Rex punched Clint...nice. God, after the punch was thrown and Clint left the only people who were making sense were Nora and Vicki. Rex and Bo were running a muck!!!
Joey, let Rama and Aubrey talk big girl talk and you go and ride (or attempt to ride) your tricycle out in that fake scenery. Grown-ups can't have grown-up talk when the kiddies are around. Silly rabbit...
Lord...David and Dorian. They are so....I can't put my finger on it. They are definitely entertaining but I still find them weird together. Do y'all? I have to say (I've been saying this for awhile) Robin Strasser is looking effing awesome (like a Golden Goose) and surrounded by two hot men...GOOD FOR HER! haha...David called Cutter a louse. This show uses that word a lot. Odd. Anyway...good for Dorian!!! She is a hot-blooded woman and David left her so she can do as she damn well pleases...amen! Dorian wears a lot of rings on her fingers...hmmm. Ok...and David and Dorian in bed together were hilarious/adorable/strange/awkward/wonderful. I just can't quite describe them. Now Dorian is pretending to shoot a machine gun...no words.
The evil bitch in me wants Bo to be like "Fine Rex, testify since you owe me." However, my soft side wins...ugh. I want them to still have a good relationship...dammit.
OMG Poor Christian. He serves ZERO purpose!!!! Why is he on the show!? He is a good actor and attractive but it's insulting to bring him on once every two weeks for this shit. He is such a prop for other storylines!
Capricorn looks like a shitty club. The background music is effing painful. Ugh.
God...when Kelly calls Joey even I get annoyed. She bothers him constantly.
Dorian's nightgown and robe = AWESOME TOWN!
FACT: David Vickers Buchanan looks tres awkward holding a shotgun!!! Dear God! Not believable AT ALL!
Where is Marty?! DAMMIT TO HELL!!!! Where is Matthew?! Dammit!
No previews...double boo! I'm so ready for this Eddie Ford killer stuff to start...ah!
Hmmm...wonder if Christian will be on again this week? Even bigger question...will he be at Capricorn or at LU?! OMG the anticipation is killing me!!!
See you tomorrow darlings!