Bo: "Red, aren't you thankful you didn't have to be apart of this godforsaken episode today? It would have just been embarrassing. We are so lucky, you know that?"
I'm sure the Fab Five are at home thanking God they were not part of this episode today. Lord have mercy. I had a feeling today's episode was gonna blow when the following series of events happened:
1.) It's dreary, freezing and raining in Chicago and it's almost April.
2.) Elizabeth Taylor passed away (I know she didn't look the best in recent years, but have y'all seen "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?" She was prime at one point). Sad since there are few icons from the Hollywood's Golden Age left.
3.) I had a lovely friend from home inform me (in a panic) that "Mad Men" may not start season 5 until Fall of 2011 or until 2012...if there is a season 5. Suckytown.
4.) I've had to deal with tax stuff at work since auditors are in town which is effed up since I: a.) went to law school to ensure I never/rarely do math; and b.) I found a husband-to-be in the investing/financial world to further ensure I don't have to deal with money, math, etc. Hmmm. Yeah...plan is not working.
Normally if I've had an awful day I'd have a good feeling and then think "God, at least I can just go home and have some wine and watch OLTL...at least it will be good and I can escape." Sadly, I never had that feeling come across me today probably because I knew the Fab Five weren't gonna be on. And to stay in sync with the series of previous events of the day, OLTL decided to give me a big fat middle finger today.
Ugh...Toad in the hospital.
Noooooo!!!!!!!!!! My life has been so damn good without Nate! Does anyone else think it's creepy that a 35 year old is shooting hoops at a high school. Oh, hey Destiny what's up?
I'll say this, at least Gigi is out of her black dancer like uniform she wore at Rodi's. She looks MUCH better in pastels. Sooooo....is Gigi on spring break? When does she go to school?! Let alone teach her art class! God knows Christian ain't teachin' shit! Oh and Gigi, Starr's outfit is a prime example of CUTE things Forever 21 sells. Move away from the plaid!
Yeah...let's just add insult to injury. NuJack is on. I'd rather have someone shove 5 suppositories up my ass while someone else pours hot bacon grease all over me than watch NuJack in ANY SCENE!!!! He is HORRIBLE!!! OMG...did y'all know OLTL put him on contract?! That's right. The end is near, I swear. His acting is ATROCIOUS!!!!!!!! Ugh...I only planned on having only one glass of wine tonight, but I'm now gonna increase that. I mean...maybe I'm wayyyyyy behind on the times or just lead a sheltered life but I have never seen anyone or heard of anyone get bullied and picked on so intensely for having asthma. I mean...I'm sure there is more to it but still. The storyline sucks balls and it just pisses me off. It's days like this where I hate that I have to post because I have nothing of value to say...so I'm sorry! Whannn. :(
Whoa! STFU! Have Blair and Gigi EVER had a scene together?! I can't think of one off hand. FACT: Blair is sex on a stick. Dear God...I think I'd do her.
Now James and Starr. If Ross brought me those flowers and then I had to ask for a vase behind the counter, then I'd tear them up.
OMG the Minuteman is raking in the dough huh?! Wait...ALSO, did y'all know this Deanna chick went from just 3 or 4 episodes to a 4 YEAR CONTRACT?! YES! This show will be "90210" before we know it...telling you! haha...there is a bellhop at the Minuteman?! That and a mini-bar huh? YAY!!! A crazy teen stalking James. I CANNOT WAIT, Y'ALL!!!!! This story is gonna be the SHIT!!! [interpret that excitement as you wish. for new readers, insert sarcasm at "that" and end with "shit"]
Tomas, what the f*@k are you doing?! You are being an idiot. Oh, hey Sean...long time no see! And...that pulling out the gun scene was dumb as rocks.
God...John and Natalie are gonna be the only bright spot in this whole episode. Come on, Natalie is NOT believable as a CSU! Y'all know it! I much prefer her at B.E. WHAT?! Natalie is gonna make sure the "B team" didn't miss anything!? LOL!!!! OLTL sure knows how to deliver jokes. Oh, and whaddya know...Kelly shows up in a GRAPHIC/PRINT shirt. Her jacket is super cute though.
Tea looks pretty in blue. Ummmm....I got nothing else to say. Again, I wish Tomas and Tea weren't related so they could do it.
Yeah...Kelly's jacket is FABU and awesome on her. Whoa! John taking up for Kelly again to Natalie. I'm STILL enjoying this. :) I will say this...if I were Natalie I'd probably beat Kelly's ass. No, I don't want this but I sure as hell just would leave the two of them alone!! NO! Oh, so Kelly is gonna be a CSU now?! This bitch is trying to be Angela Lansbury...this is NOT "Murder, She Wrote."
Ok...so are Gigi and Blair all of a sudden friends?! WTF? Where did this come from? OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! I LOATHE BRAD!!!! He is such a little penis! I hate him. Ugh!
God...Destiny is by FAR the coolest teen on today and she is hardly saying a damn word. This is sooooo beyond effed up.
The MyFace homepages are shiteous! I think a 1st grader with basic computer skills created it.
I just realized how awful this post is because I have nothing to say because this shit is so terrible!!! Can I have yesterday back please?! PUH-LEEZE!!!! Wait...REALLY?! Am I really watching all the teens in Llanview analyze James' job application to MyFace?! NO WORDS FOR THIS HORRENDOUS SHIT THEY CALL AN EPISODE...NO WORDS!!!!! Vomit!
It's like now I'm not even intrigued with the Tomas being shot thing because the rest of the episode is sooo effing shitty.
This post is getting worse...I'm falling apart at the seams! It's in total disarray I can tell!
Oh God...a turning point?! My heart kinda tightened up when Natalie overheard John ask Kelly out...it did! I dunno...maybe because this day is so damn effed up but my heart kinda jumped!!!
Ummmm ok it is soooo obvious something is REALLY the matter with Tomas but Tea lets him take Dan-YELLA to school?! He was sweating and panting profusely! Tea must be too sleep-deprived to notice!
I don't like Gigi and Blair together in scenes the same way I didn't like Nora and Gigi together. Let's end these quickly, shall we?
Watching James' job search is about as entertaining...wait...it's as entertaining as this show today! God...how horrendous!
I'm not commenting on the gym scenes...can't and won't and I'm about to fast forward them! *gasp!*
Clearly Natalie is on the "A Team" since she found the Euro...let's raise her salary LPD. Stat! WHAT?! "It's pretty cold in here. You might wanna zip up that jacket." REALLY?! John McBain is turning soft again...yes, he is. That was such a weird/random statement...whether he cares for Natty or not.
That Deanna bitch is creepy. She reminds me of the peeping tom from "That Darn Cat" with Haley Mills. Have y'all seen it? WAIT...this girl just ran away from home!? From where? Ohio to Llanview? WTF?
EVERYONE is babysitting Ryder!!! Lord. Such foreshadowing with Starr and James: "Promise things will never get that complicated between us?" Hell.
Snap...Natty/Kelly. I smell an argument/fight in the future.
Shane collapsing from the asthma attack kinda made me nervous/nauseous...didn't like it. Kinda upsetting.
Everyone is FINALLY starting to suspect Tomas...about damn time!!! John McBain is on to his ass!
Oh...and the Eddie Ford stuff begins tomorrow! Sadly, I think my December prediction about the killer is correct. Well, even my recent one I think will be correct but I was hoping it wouldn't be....ugh. I was praying it would be Inez but *sigh* it won't be. I just hope the writers make it good and NOT too much of a rewrite...no one wants the same old thing. So...whoever did the deed better have been totally justified and it better provide some great drama!
EVERYONE pray for a good episode tomorrow! Lord KNOWS we need it! I'm forgetting today happened. Right now. Woof!
Sorry my negativity is everywhere tonight!
Have a lovely night!
A Marty cameo...even ONE scene...would have made this episode soooo much better! :(