Bo: "David, I'm gonna try and ensure Nigel is on the show at least once a week. Don't worry. It doesn't affect you, because you are just going back to 'Desperate Housewives' soon. Trust me, son."Happy ALMOST Friday, Everyone!!! I'm about to do a watch and post because I still have to work-out after this...UGH! Thank God it's Thursday so I don't mind staying up late. So...there are a shit ton of teens on today but thank you sweet angels of heaven: Bo and Nora are on...and Nigel and Vickers, too. Can we please have more Nigel?! What a treat! Lemme go on and start this.
OMG this MyFace thing is terrible! What is worse...I have accidentally called Facebook "MyFace" yesterday AND today. THIS IS ABSURD! I mean, I say that and people are like WTF? Ugh...damn you, OLTL. OMG...EVERYONE is talking about it today.
Shut the f*@k up! That Deanna girl has a "Ford's Auto Repair" sticker on her computer?! Really! All the way from Ohio, huh?
This Shane thing makes me ill. I'm physically nervous with him wheezing and keeled over...help him! Dammit!
I LOVE when John McBain is on to someone...LOVE it! Ted King exudes sex...dear God.
Yay! Nora and her bronze self are on. OMG I FLOVE chocolate covered coffee beans, seriously! Delish! Rex just got a mini redemption based on this one simple act...in my eyes, at least.
LOL....Bo looks sooooo exasperated with David 24/7. I know David is over the top but I am welcoming his humor. Mum's the word, huh? Doubt it. hahahaha! Sure enough...he has diarrhea of the mouth! STFU...he just called Nigel "Smythe!" Has anyone ever called him by his last name before? FACT: Bo MUST have a migraine or some form of a pounding headache from David. I would and I would carry around Advil...in my pocket, purse, car, etc. DAMN...Renee has stopped working on the new Buchanan backdrop obviously or just said to hell with it. Can't blame her I'm sure she is tired of it. YES...Bo, guilt Nigel into the truth. You can do it, darlin'...I have faith in you!
Sass boots, Nora!!! OMG! How effin' presh is she?! I bet HBS asked to where those because I just don't see the wardrobe department giving her those to wear. Show off your legs! Good for you! God...I cringe when I hear the word "Cherryvale." Woof. I think of Colin McIver and his creepy house. Maybe it's the choc. covered coffee beans getting to me, but I do think Rex is incredibly sincere and I do want him to reconnect with Bo. HOWEVER, I'd love some more Matthew and Bo time first. But, I'd like the Rex/Bo relationship repaired. Maybe a minority opinion but still.
I'm so tired of Nate and it's not even the first set of commercials. Hell.
OMG!!!!! How effing obvious is it that that is NOT Toad in that coma!? Of course, they aren't showing him because that means OLTL would have to pay him. So that is how they stay under budget? Hey, whatever works...
You are kidding me?! How many psychos does Blair have to fall for? This is absurd...egregious...outrageous! She JUST got over Eli and now this mess with Tomas?! How cute is Blair's purse?! Yeah...I want to jump Ted King. I can't help it. Awe....I love a good John/Blair scene.
Nate to James: "Love is making you totally dopey." My jaw just dropped because I am AGREEING with Nathaniel Salinger...shut the front door! NO SHIT, Nate! Ok...I STILL cannot wrap my mind around the fact that those boys are broke as f*@k and live in that somewhat decent apartment (hell, better than Bo and Nora's) and have furniture and dress like normal kids their age. And...they have decent pots and pans. Not to mention, I think I saw protein shake mix in the background recently...that shit is expensive! This is beyond unbelievable. Good God.
I want one of Noel's desserts. They keep staring at me. Ugh! Bacon grease and suppositories stat! NuJack is on and his acting is worse today than yesterday if that is even humanly possible. When he is talking about Toad being in a coma he is saying it like "I have basketball practice after school." Or, "Can I go spend the night at a friend's house?" NO EMOTION!!!!
These asthma scenes make me uncomfortable! I want to just jump in the tv and help him. Ah! Dan-YELLA is so much better when she is not with the Ford brothers. FACT.
I would love to see what is really written on that timeline. Hell, probably their lines. I'd do that.
Bo needs a drink. Nigel fix him one! OMG...Vickers just said Step Nora and I kinda peed on myself. HILAR. Ok, can we all agree on the fabulosity (eh...just made up the word) of Nigel Smythe? He is so choice. It is such a damn shame he is not utilized more often. *Sigh* Then there is Renee...what a waste. She and Addie Cramer are playing gin rummy in the attic I'm sure.
Annnnnnd...Yeah, Nora is obviously starting to get uncomfortable. Lying by the side of the road somewhere? My ass.
God...Mr. Buchanan came back in the same clothes he wore to the office the day before? Sadly, I've done that a time or twenty when I was in college. And...went to class like that a few times. However, I have a feeling my reason for wearing them was a bit different. Le sigh. So, it's ok Clint...you aren't alone! OMG...Vickers is out of control! They are whoring out "Access Llanview" huh?! Damn they mention it every episode!
LOL...that little baby's legs flying around are too cute. Dear Nate, You don't know anything about your brothers because you are about 20 years older than them. That's why. See? Reasonable explanation for not knowing about their lives in Dayton. xx, ME (your problem solver)
Gigi...pastels are for you! Seriously! UGH! NuJack explode, implode, whatevs. Just self-destruct! God, you are AWFUL! ATROCIOUS!
Oh poor Blair. Seriously. I hope this is not some phrase I use daily like "poor Vicki." Ugh. I'm afraid I may be saying this often. Can she please have a NORMAL relationship? Hell, I'll just accept a relationship that is not dangerous. The guy can be weird for all I care but just not some maniac please. It makes Blair look like an idiot when she keeps being impetuous and jumping into these whirlwind relationships with lunatics/killers/dangerous men.
OMG...that fake Toad is too damn funny.
That's right, Blair! Listen to John McPain! No more psychos! I do love Blair and John.
Nice...the machine is placed perfectly over "Toad's" head. Dear God...could it be?! Is Tomas talking to REAL TODD?! How effing awesome would that be?! It's almost too good to be true, really. Ok...I'll stop. My blood pressure is rising.
Ok...James would be fine without Nate. OMG...that baby is adorbs!
Worst line delivery ever from NuJack to Starr: "Can you seriously think about anything but Dad?" UGH! It was like "are you sure you don't want dessert?" That is what the delivery was like. TERRIBLE!
Hell has frozen over (or maybe because it is freezing here) but Rex and Gigi are NOT getting on my nerves today and I think Gigi is being a good mom. I'm fine with the Shane scenes once Gigi and Rex got there? Wait, what? What the hell is going on?! I think I'm coming down with something...only explanation.
Ah...flashbacks to those motel scenes. Kinda makes me cringe. Has Bo's desk ever had so much shit on it before? EVER.
LOL..."I had five more glares I could have used." Love it...Bo's David's best man...again! Yes! That means Bo/Vicki/Dorian are all gonna be on Monday. Whew!
Yeah...I am totally fine with the Balsom/Morasco clan today. NOT everyday. But, today they are fine. I would much rather see Shane interact with them then those shitty teens that are trying to beat his ass over his asthma. Ugh.
Jack: "What are you doing here in the middle of a school day, young lady?" Ummmm because you bitches don't go to school!!!! DAMN! I wished I went to LHS growing up. Lord, those kids run a muck 24/7. What an establishment...and such a fine example of a top tier education! Yes, I'd like a bite of that pie, too, Dan-YELLA. Hmmm she is smart like Tea. They really kinda remind me of one another. OMG that Deanna bitch is a crazy stalker!!! What is this "Fatal Attraction!?" Hide your rabbits, everyone! She is MyFace stalking in the cafe at the bar. If you are going to do this, at least be sneaky and get into the corner of a booth. Duh!
HOLY LORD! That baby has the BEST set of cheeks ever! Whose kid is this?! FACT: James is better holding a baby than Brody who like hits the kid's head. James at least holds him correctly.
Lurve Vickers topcoat. Tres chic. Nigel's accent is so awesome. So much better than the one he has to use when he plays Neville.
What in the hell is going on?! I had to rewind...OMGosh! Bo just kissed Nora. I'll be damned. Thank you. OMG...those boots are so sass! It's amazing how much they can jazz up an outfit. Awe shit...here it comes with the "I remember something..."
YES!!! McPain for the background check! Score!
Blair: get out of this almost relationship while you still can. You will thank me.
Hell, Starr will probably hang out with Ford's kid more than poor Hope. Woof.
LOL..."They have a baby?" ha! Not yet, but knowing these writers they probably will soon, Deanna. Just wait. Nice inconspicuous place to throw away the inhaler, dumbass. Where Shane's mom works...so clever.
Is ANYONE at that damn school?! No one is EVER around!
Yeah..."Toad" gained about 10 lbs. in the tummy. Nice, OLTL. Blair RUN for the hills! Get out of there, gorgeous!
Le sigh...I love the Buchanan mansion. Hell, I'd live there over Llanfair for the security and safety alone. I'd fear for my life on a daily basis living at Llanfair. Wait...David took his topcoat off (after having it on the whole time inside) then he leaves? Backwards.
Wow...Bo just touched Nora. Is something going on? Hmmm. Annnnnnd...here comes her memory. Of course. Lord...Colin McIver all over again except I'm praying she didn't kill this one. Let's hope not. If so, then I'll know it is indeed the year 2001 and not 2011.
So...we at least get the fab four tomorrow...yay! Also, I'm pretty sure Matthew is on. Let's hope he is not a big douche. WHERE IS MARTY!? Damn Damn Damn. I'm so tired of asking!
I'm so thankful my post wasn't so cruel like yesterday's. I loathe being that terrible all the time!
See y'all tomorrow or over the weekend. Just keep checking in.
con mucho amor,