Joey: "Cutter, I know it was you that took my rubber duckie out of the bathtub! Now tell me what you did with it!!!"
My title is silly, and there is really no meaning to it. If he ever had his own show, it could be called that. I was just trying to tie a title to the picture. ;)
Hump Day! Hump Day! I'm trying to go and post early (I even got to workout already...fabulous) so I can have a leisurely evening. I'm watching/posting at the same time. My friend, Heather, said I will probably need to have a glass of wine and type this since Lang is on and no Buchs. I'm out of wine. :( However, Ross' faboosh self just went out in the cold to the grocery store for me to get that amongst other things so I could type this. :)
F*@K!!! Langston and Starr in the first scenes. I just KNOW the show will suck today. Damn. Starr's hair is cute today. Wait...Starr and Lang don't see each other?! Don't they live under the same roof now since Starr left that shithole apartment that she and Cole used to live in with the stop signs and other random crap in it? Oh, and it had cinder-block walls.
The background of MyFace looks like graphing paper. It is nothing but a bunch of grids. Ugh.
"Bo Bags Bro!" I LOVE the headlines of "The Sun!"
John and Kelly!!!! Thank God you two are on to save this shitastic episode. I LOVE these two together!!! I am sure people are screaming at the top of their lungs how much they hate these two and want their beloved John/Natalie reunion but I'm fine with these two for now. ;) And...I'm thrilled to see people having sex BESIDES those STD riddled gold-diggers who are always hitting the sheets (probably unclean at the Minuteman).
Lord...Liam is adorable, too! Preciousness overload! Yes...I like Brody and Natalie, too. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marty!!!!! Ah!!!!!! Be still my heart! At first I thought, "wait who is knocking on the door at Llanfair? It's Grand Central with no security system so, by all means, just storm in whoever you are." Ooooohhhh I think I would have loved it if Marty would have just charged into the house like a crazed maniac. That would have been better. Discharged! Thank God. I've never heard a sweeter word. Wait just a damn minute....where is the doll?! Huh? Come on!
Line of the Day from Kelly Cramer: "It just seems weird that we can have storeroom sex, but that an omelet would be way too much." Love.It.
"MyFace made it so real." Sadly Starr, you're right. Nothing is official nowadays until it is on FB. Le sigh. I miss the good old days.
Hi Joey. Is snacktime for kindergarten children the same time as OLTL? I'm assuming because there is no other explanation why you are out trying to play with Cutter. Woof.
Austin Peck has been on like every damn day. And this Deanna chick. I don't know how I feel about these scenes. God...that Minuteman sign in the background is terrible. Paul Revere is probably rolling over in his grave right now.
Yep...Marty is still crazy. Word. I'm fine with her dripping in psycho sauce for the time being. I know she is trying to apologize, but she is still off her effin rocker.
I don't give two shits about Starr and James, but I swear...OLTL cannot let a couple be happy for more than 5 mintes. These two just got together and now Deanna is here to cause trouble. OLTL cannot write happiness. People can be in a happy relationship and still have drama! OLTL used to do this correctly but not so much anymore...or in years. Ugh.
"You out of control Kardashian wannabe?" REALLY?! Whoever wrote that line needs to be shot...pronto. That was dumb as hell.
Wow...so there are at least 99 rooms at the Minuteman since Deanna is staying in room 99. Hmmm.
Ugh...I'm so damn exhausted from Aubrey and Cutter playing each other then screwing and then scheming again. Over.It.
Soooo....Kelly and John just openly said they are using each other to have sex. I am all about honesty and being a straight shooter so good for them.
That's right, Natalie!!!!! John went to visit Marty. Eat it. Yesssssss!!!!!!!! John helped Marty get discharged!? What?! This keeps getting better. I know that he "loves" Natalie, but he will always care about Marty...fact.
Random sidenote: There is a rumor going around that the writers are changing the John/Natalie baby storyline since there has been a lot of positive feedback on John and Kelly as a couple. Hmmm.
WOW...I have never seen anyone sit in that chair at the Buch mansion. Glad Cutter is finally using it. Oh...and what a surprise: Aubs is falling for Joey. Double woof. She just said she loved Cutter. And then Cutter gives an ultimatum and Joey overhears. Joey will let this slide and he will then take two steps back into pre-k 3. He cannot get ahead in this life!!!
God...another "Access Llanview" shoutout. OOC, OLTL, OOC!
Lord have mercy! How many times is Natalie gonna walk in on John and Kelly!? This is a bit much. LOL...John's rationalizing his help in releasing Marty is almost hysterical. He is back to whispering. I love it. He hasn't had Jim Daniels in days.
I rewound this twice to make sure...yes, Starr just said to Langston: "You said you can't get done anything." What? Do ANY of these kids learn English grammar skills (and phonetic skills...Hello? "impor-ent?")!? This is bananas!!! LHS and LU obviously suck.
God Bless! I have been calling this girl Deanna but it's pronounced "Dina." How have I missed this?! Ok...and I just kinda felt sorry for this poor girl since Tess just made her feel like shit. Ugh. Dammit, show.
Nice move, Lang. Immediately start playing on your phone to try and avoid Ford. We all do that. Eh...that sucks. I've been there, done that and bought a t-shirt. I do feel for you, Langston.
"You don't make ultimatums in my house." HILAR!!!! Joey, you are such a funny kid! All children are hilarious, but I think you might be the best. Damn...I think Aubrey really meant what she just said to Joey about him being everything she ever wanted. The writers will redeem her, I'm sure.
Marty is hardly on after being gone for weeks! DAMMIT!
Thank you, John, for telling Natalie that you technically covered for her with the Marty thing. That's true! It is for the best Marty is out...for many reasons! ;)
Selfish note: I have a purse just like Langston's. Cute.
I really do like Starr's hair today. Wait...James is gonna go wash his hands to do some job hunting? Huh?
So, is Rick trying to cast Deanna in a porno? Ah...yes, he just said it. Nevermind.
Kelly Cramer, you're too cute in your green!!! I LOVE the gold leaf earrings, too!!!
Tess/Cutter round 2? Ugh.
Whannnnn!!!! Marty where are you going?!
Woo hoo there was no fake comatose Todd today!!! Thumbs up!
Eh...today wasn't that good. Nice to see crazy Marty, though! For sure!
Previews look a helluva lot better than today! At least we get a little Bo/Clint/Vicki action...woo hoo!!!!
Later lovelies! See y'all tomorrow!