Bo: "Balsom, the only reason I was going to forgive you is because you promised that bedding you gave Nora and me was Egyptian cotton and 800 thread count. Now that I know it's not, then all bets are off. We are through."
As lethargic as my ass is right now, I'm posting. Why? Because I love all of you. Also, I love the hilarious commentary that all of you either post on here or message me about. So here I am! Anyway, I forgot what it was like to work all day long! OMG. Tough transition this shall be...and I'm not even a lazy person. Oy! So...this is a drive by post of today's awesome episode!
The Bo/Rex scenes were flippin' fantastic! As I mentioned yesterday, Bo is really scary when he is angry...good Lord! I don't know why but I do kinda feel sorry for Rex. But, my hard ass side always gets the better of me. Bottom line: Rex knew David was rotting in Morocco since August. He kept it from the man who is like a father to him knowing damn good and well that Bo would have helped him. Therefore, Bo deserves to loathe him for a bit. I have nothing negative or sassy to say about these scenes because they really were that good.
WHAT I WILL BE NEGATIVE ABOUT...wanna guess? Anyone? Anyone? Matthew Buchanan! OMG. I come home to see him 1.) Being a douche (which is now a given every time he 's on); 2.) Being mean to Nora which makes me livid; 3.) Sitting in Clint's chair?! 4.) That hair gel!!! AH! It has a mind of its own now! I'm not gonna speculate much because I know people are saying that based on his reactions today (when Nora told him that they think they know who killed Eddie) that he may have killed Eddie, etc. I'm gonna discuss that for a later post. Again, based on spoilers and interviews I've read, the key will be that chunk of missing time that Nora can't remember. Oh, and I'm totally fine with her telling Matthew all this crap without asking Bo first. Matt just needs to be told the truth so good for her. Anyway Mathew, please return to us. You officially suck. The only highlight of those scenes was that Nora had on my favorite coat.
I loved the Wendy Williams shit. No, I by no means want it everyday but it was good! She acted exactly how she does on her own show and, hopefully, people tuned into OLTL today to see her. So, if it helps the show I'm all about it, duckies!
So...Tess needs to be zapped into something miniature or pint size so she can sit on Vicki's shoulder and whisper into her ear all the logical things that Vicki needs to hear! Oh dear God! At least Tess told Vickster how it was with the whole Echo moving in thing. Tess was on fire as usual. Icing on the cake is telling Ford the sex sucked. Nice. Anyway, we need a mini and talking Tess on Vicki's shoulder ASAP. It's the only way Vicki will be able to be smart and cope with all this shit going on. Of course, only the audience and Vicki will be able to see mini Tess. I think this will work splendidly if implemented.
You can just go on and say you can freeze ice on my ass because I still am having zero sympathy for Langston. Hell, I'm not even feeling it for Brody right now because he keeps pulling his top cop card on Tess all the time. Eff that.
OMG OMG OMG! Ok, so I was sooooo blindsided with the Charlie/Echo make-out. Oh, and where did just Charlie just get back from?? I never knew he was going on a trip. Hmmm. DAMN YOU CHARLIE!!! What a two-faced bastard!? He sucks Echo's face and tells her he has feelings for her and then Vicki comes back and runs into his arms. I'm surprised he didn't just have sex with her right there in the middle of the living room of Llanfair. Nothing surprises me anymore with this idiotic man. Chuckles needs to be roughed and tumbled immediately...or just kicked in the balls! Something! He has lost it. No one in this town has any sense right now!
Ok...I know (and from browsing some spoilers) where they are going with this Dorian/Cutter thing. I cannot and will not accept them together in any way shape or form. I can take Dorian going younger with Joe and even Vickers (not really anymore though) but this does it for me!!! Cutter is nasty. NO, OLTL! God, the STDs on this show...can only imagine. Eww.
Llanview airport is a shithole.
Aubrey, I don't want to see you christen the new shower with a minor! Woof!
Dare I say it? Is Joey getting a brain? He's like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz. Maybe he'll finally get it after all?
Nigel Nigel Nigel! Oh, and supposedly he is about to be on a lot. Cannot wait! Just like I can't wait for Bo and Rex to go to Asa's island and see Alex. Beside myself!
LOL! On the sneak peek online, it shows an airport scene with a non-stop flight from Llanview, PA to Casablanca, Morocco. My ass.
Inez is on tomorrow...and Dan-YELLA and Nate. God help me. I need tomorrow to be good.
Again, sorry so short. I figured it's better to post a little then nothing, right? Tomorrow's post will be longer. I'm just hungover from my first day of work! This girl is hitting the sack!
xoxoxo lovely people,