Tea: "OMG, Todd you have to wake up and help me. This storyline is so bad and everyone hates it. What do I do?"
Posting on Saturday as promised! I got out of bed at 1:00. UGH! Dinner with friends turned into going to a piano bar then meeting this FABULOUS gay couple (one's a decorator and the other manages the Ralph Lauren cafe...fun!) from Louisiana. FUN time! Needless to say, I'm struggling today. So, I hope this post makes sense. My brain is a bit addled. Oh, and I really don't have entirely too much to blab about today...sorry. I mean, this episode was good because it had the fab five on and everything but really, not a whole lot happened...at least to me. Who knows maybe some of you thought this episode was life changing but I did not. But it was good.
I pose the question "sleeping problems?" in my title because....This Toad storyline is putting my ass to sleep!!!!!!! Instantly! My God, who needs Ambien or Vicodin or any other drug to help them sleep?! A cheaper way is to tune into OLTL this week and only watch these scenes. My hypothesis is that within minutes your sleep problems will be eradicated. And...you can keep all the money you saved from not buying all those expensive ass pills! If you're not convinced this storyline solved your sleep issues, then I'll start saying nice things about Gigi...how's that? UGH!!!!! I just can't and won't elaborate on it. I'm just that speechless...well, actually just bored. Oh, and I still hate nu-Jack...he SUCKS! Actually, during all the hospital scenes I found myself only staring at little Sam. His facial expressions were hilarious. So, that was the one ray of sunshine out of all this. Otherwise, these scenes are about as cool Joey's new tricycle or blocks or whatever else the hell toddlers get. Translation: these scenes are a failure just like Joey since he wouldn't know how to ride the tricycle or play with blocks. You get my point. Ugh. I'm done talking about this shit.
That little Sam is presh. My eyes are glued to him. His acting isn't even that great but I don't care. Oh...and ditto...you must be his favorite son, little Sam. I am convinced that the majority of the population doesn't really like douches and nu-Jack is a douche...so Sam is indeed Todd's favorite. I mean what normal person says "I LOVE douches." No one. So why would Todd think that about nu-Jack? Exactly.
This judge is TERRIBLE!!! OMG...this man is supposedly an elected official?! The voters in Llanview are all in the Kool-aid...obviously. He let this hearing get off subject like 1,000 times!!! I've never seen this in my life. Dear God. Little Sam would be better as the judge at this rate...
Tess is one hell of an actress in the courtroom huh?! Gosh, if Ford weren't a dumbass then there would be no question who the judge would side with. This bitch is just so clever. I'm amazed by it, really. Ah....she said Nikki Smith! I wonder if that's a hint...hmmm. Doubt it.
If Vicki doesn't have a nervous breakdown then I'm gonna be shocked. How could she not?! One thing after the other is happening to this little chic blonde and she can't do shit about it...UGH! Now she has to get a snippet about Echo and Charlie from Tess of all people while at her grandchild's custody hearing?! This is so wrong on so many levels.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! I LOATHE Ford and Jessica's attorney!!!! He is like an enema...ugh. Painful!
Oh...and come on people, admit it. How good do Clint and Vicki look sitting next to each other?! You know it's true!!! And if you don't think so then I'm gonna do my damnedest to brainwash you!!!! Everyone drink this batch of Kool-Aid please. ;) Sugar-free of course...low carb remember? Oh, except for last night I had to break free but you get my point...
"Every word that comes out of this woman's mouth is a lie." OMGosh if Nora doesn't leave the D.A.'s office soon I think I might die. She was more animated during this custody hearing than she ever was as the D.A....and this wasn't even a murder trial! God...change this NOW writers. Everyone's life would be improved. How is she representing Clint? I couldn't stomach it.
I've read the spoilers so I know this Dorian/Cutter thing doesn't go too far...thank you God!!! Justice is served! I will say...I kinda did get a kick of Dorian and Cutter doing all that shit to David's picture. They were fun together. Lust into dust...HILAR. Dorian is looking absolutely GORG....stunning! Wait...do y'all think Tomas and Cutter look alike kinda?? I do.
WAIT....OMG, so I watched the show yesterday then Obama interrupted it so I watched the Soapnet version. The David/Dorian kitchen love scene...ha! GREAT! Awe...and Vicki on the witness stand?! Poor baby...somebody hold her!!! Preferably NOT Charlie! Slapdick...ugh. This woman is breaking my heart!
Rex called Clint a "sumbitch" instead of "sonofabitch." Is he from Louisiana and I don't know it? Where is this sumbitch from? Hmmm? LOL..."I got a banana and a mango I'm ready now, Pa." HILAR. Bo's facial expressions are like "f*@k me, I'm surrounded by idiots on this island."
Nooooo!!!! Bo changed his shirt! Dammit! Yes, I know it was driving me crazy on Thursday but at this rate...keep it on. I wanted him to explain how he got the lipstick on it. That could have been hilarious. Awesome writers...real awesome. Now, I'm sure he won't even tell Nora about the Alex kissing incidence...fail!!!
Ok...so how can Bo arrest Clint? Where is the proof? I know he ends up NOT being able to do it or changes his mind or something because David Vickers Buchanan pulls a shotgun on his ass Monday. Hmmm.
I'm soooooo ready for next week because this Eddie Ford thing starts to come to a close. Oh...and there is a porno shoot involved? Yeah...weird huh? This will probably be hilarious.
Oh, and Matthew is on next week...fist pump. However, no Marty?! I hope she is. I need her craziness back...STAT! With the disheveled doll from St. Anne's in tow if possible...
Sorry I didn't discuss the hospital scenes in great detail, but I just did NOT enjoy them at all. A lobotomy is more appealing than that shit...to me, at least.
My brain can't function much more so I'm signing off. See you kiddies Monday evening!