John: "Yes, I want to have sex with you but my true motive is to get you out of this graphic print shirt. I'd prefer if you wore a solid shirt every now and then. Please...for me?"
Hello darlings! I'm sick as a damn dog...ugh! I felt it coming on last night but it hit me hard this afternoon. Thankfully, I'm now on medicine (although a bit hazy) so my post will be quick tonight. Sorry. Also, my thoughts are random since I'm typing as I watch the show. The medicine is probably gonna make me silly sounding on here. Let's see if I can do this...
Nu-Jack is the WORST actor ever...fact! My dog would be a better bully to Wheezy than this tall, douchebag, Justin Bieber configuration that they are calling Jack Manning. The story sucks, too. Shane is failing trying to get that box back. Nu-Jack's sidekick is so much shorter than Shane! This storyline is not believable and absurd. So Shane is getting harassed and now they are setting him up to steal shit...yeah right.
Who in the eff is that new Rodi's worker? It looks like he is wearing a black body suit.
DAMN John and Kelly! Y'all are two hormonal teenagers...Lord have mercy! Please keep it up! WAIT! They just stopped! Kelly just pulled a Dan-YELLA on John's ass.
Tea knows Gigi's work schedule?! REALLY?! And like Tomas gives a f&@k about Gigi having a kid, etc. Dammit...it's official. I wish Tomas and Tea were NOT related because I want them together. Ted King is exquisite to look at...he is. Lord help me! P.S. those burgers looked like smashed ass. I wouldn't eat them. The bottle of Jim Daniels is just hangin' out on the table behind Tomas. Nice.
Yep...that green cardigan has to be Farah Fath's. FACT: Gigi has the WORST handwriting EVER!!!!! And this bitch is supposed to be good with a paint brush?! Puh-Leeze!!!!! OMG was that chicken scratch or what?! Natalie...STFU. How many random coat racks are there at the Buenos Dias?! I think Gigi could find another job. Maybe at an art gallery?
Clint/Aubs...please have sex now. You two are Purrrrrr-fect for each other! You know when Clint told Aubrey "well played" that SHE wanted to maybe make-out with him. Damn...looks like they didn't put up a new background at the Buch mansion. Renee needs to hurry up and finish her artwork! ;) Oh snap...the jump drive ALMOST had penetration...but not 100%. Ross just told me "no matter what, Clint wins." I agree. Ross doesn't offer a lot of insightful OLTL commentary but when he does I give him credit. Clint is just riding the gravy train right now.
OMG JOEY!!!! Good God! Explode! Die! Leave my screen! Way to go! Really?! You really told your dad that Nora told you everything?!?! Dammit! Number 1...Don't betray my favorite character like that!!!! And...Number 2, ALL progress you made yesterday is now lost! You just don't learn do you Joe?! Idiot! Then crushing the jump drive...my God. He is a walking, talking douche.
These Blair/Toad scenes are falling flat. Maybe if she was talking to the REAL Todd then I'd be interested. Hmmmm. Todd calling the state dept. was kinda funny, though. Blair is a hot little thing huh?
And...Todd made a mini redemption in my eyes with the snarky "you gonna graduate this year" comment to Gigi. Very nice.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Natalie walked in on Jelly! I love how Natty keeps walking in on John. Oh.Hell.Yes!!!!! Thank you John EFFING McBain for calling Gigi out for lying about Shane's father and then saying Natalie might have gotten the idea from her! YES! Thank you! I've been DYING for this to be said and the writers let the new badass John McBain deliver it. Awesome town. Were you always this cruel or was I just so in love with you I didn't see it?! You're killing me Natalie, killing me! And, I already feel like shit today and you're just adding to it!!!! I'm outraged! Now you throw Liam in it...hush dammit! You are the selfish one here! Let John be!
OMG! Nu-Jack's scenes with Blair and Todd are PAINFUL!!!!!! William Hung (remember him?) from American Idol back in 2004 would be a better Jack Manning than this dipshit.
I know Shane's getting bullied and all but he is being pansy ass.
Dammit Joey! NOW you're telling Kelly that Aunt Nora suspects Clint! I'm hating you right now...ugh! Now you're mad at Kelly for trying to get a piece of ass. Unbelievable.
Aubrey, I've got you right where I want you...nice Clint. Love you. And he called Joey a sucker. This man is gold.
Ooooh Tomas and Todd. This could be good...here's hoping it will be. Please tomorrow...deliver.
Ok...Mija's on meds and is peacing out for the night! Hope you all followed my random commentary. I'm sure it was a difficult task! See you tomorrow!