Starr: "Don't worry Dani. I bet that mean blogger, Mary-Ella, is the only person who hated the fact that we ruined today's episode. I bet everyone else was okay with it."
Oh. My. God. I almost didn't post because I just have nothing to say...at all, really. The ONLY reason I am not chalking this up as the absolute WORST episode of OLTL is because, surprise surprise, Bo and Nora were in it and I'll take them whenever and however. Yes, even if that means THE EFFING TEENS TAKING UP THE WHOLE EFFING SHOW!!!!!!! I'm pretty sure I was watching one of those teen shows on ABC Family instead of just good ole' regular ABC. Surely....please tell me that's what happened!
I'm so speechless. All I can crank out about the teens is that I was absolutely horrified watching them hog my damn screen. Also, I don't want to see Dan-YELLA and Nate about to get it on. OMG...so Ross was watching with me and the jokes/comments he was making about Dan-YELLA bailing on Nate at the very last minute were lewd, yet hilarious. I think they are too inappropriate to post on here but please feel free to use your imagination. Oh, and the dialogue between Starr and James made me want to walk into oncoming traffic. Oh dear God. With all that "warm me up shit" I was about to lose my damn mind. I'm just so horrified and shocked they hogged the show that I'm too speechless to write anything. You know, there for a minute I was excited because I noticed that there were only about 10 characters on today's show and not a lot of quick scenes. So I thought today would be great...ummmm not so much. All I know is that if OLTL keeps this shit up then I'm just gonna watch online when I know my characters are on because I can't take this terribleness often. Egregious!!! People don't like all this!!!!
God...go on and just finish me off because Inez surfaced today. Of course she would...this bitch's timing is impeccable. Icing on the cake...thanks, Inez. Oh, the Todd/Inez scenes were just effing weird. So Roxy just left Inez there? Really? Oh, and was Inez under the dryer? Her hair was twisted up in a damn clip. There was no color on her hair was there? I think I missed all of that. Anyway, I hated this scene, too. Woof. And, I'm tired of Toad acting like this...over it, OLTL. Who is this Todd? He is Toad until you fix him.
Rex and Gigi. Well, Gigi is always a thorn in my side, but I guess I'm glad she told Rex to go after Bo and try and rekindle their bromance. I'd do the same thing if I were her. Eh...I don't feel sorry for Rex right now. That's it. I've got nothin' else to bitch about with them either!
God, you know the show was bad because I've even got a bone to pick with Nora...damn. It pains me to do this but I might as well since I've been Debbie Downer during this whole post. This taking up for Rex thing...give me an effing break. Firstly, I hate that Bo/Nora/Matthew aren't shown together more as a family. Hell, maybe if they were then Matthew wouldn't be such a douchebag right now. It seems they are so effing consumed with Rex and his problems and his love for Bo. But, Matthew is morphing into mini Clint with the help of some cheap ass hair gel and a shitty attitude...but that's okay. WOOF! Secondly, come on Nora Hanen! If Bo were saying some mess like that to you and Rachel was in Morocco then YOU KNOW DAMN GOOD AND WELL that you would chew his ass out! Of course, Bo and David's relationship is not like Nora and Rachel's (granted, we are all pretending this is like awesome Rachel from the 90's. Specifically Rachel #1.) but still....come on. What Rex did was horrible and Bo can certainly be mad for quite awhile if he damn well pleases. However, of course I'm gonna try and justify Nora defending Rex. Maybe she is defending him because ummm Bo can be very unforgiving, especially to loved ones...like he can take a decade to forgive. Pretty long, ya think? So, maybe I see where she was coming from but since the show was so bad....this upset me. It was very nice of Nora to tell Bo to bring him back to us. So good on her for being a team player. Dammit. I almost forgot. I know that Rex and Bo are off together (yes, Rex joins him) for like 2 weeks or some shit. Ugh. Ok...I can't say anything else mean. I will say that I'm just so damn grateful Nora and Bo were on today to somewhat salvage what was on our screens today. So, thanks you two...I'm very serious! Oh, and I did enjoy some good Bo/Nora affection but I'm still upset. Whannnn!
And...I'm glad the Gigi/Nora scene was short because I'm just not down with them being in a bunch of scenes together. Thank God it's rare when they do.
Marty is on tomorrow but I'm not even that excited because I'm still livid about today! Dammit, OLTL, look what you have done!
Ok, let's just all hope and pray tomorrow is better. I think I'm gonna do another Eddie Ford post but I want to do a poll. I did a Eddie Ford post back in December but I may do it again. I haven't read hardly any spoilers on it. So, maybe we could all vote or something and see. It could be fun because really none of us know, ya know? Hell, you know that's better than reading another rant like today. God, I hope I never have to post something like this again for awhile.
I'm going to have a glass of wine...or a few. I'm sorry for spewing negativity on your computer screens today! It pains me, really. =(
Later you lovely readers! Tomorrow Tomorrow!
I'm not even signing this "mija" I'm THAT furious with the show today.