Lang: "That's right, Marko. My STD test came back clean. Now you and I can move past Ford and out of this town."
Evening all! Let's just go on and get this out there...I'm spread in about a million damn directions this week. I didn't even eat lunch today so I could shop. I'm stretched quite thin! So, here's hoping this post is a good one. Oh, and I love "The Sound of Music" so it got used in the title...quite fitting. ;)
And, James afforded all those groceries how? Exactly. Also, I'm not that interested in this Deanna/James thing.
Starr's hair looks FABU. I love the new look.
OMG! Paris, TX flashback!
Oh sweet lord. That f*@king motel. Sonofabitch. I hate it.
Hey you, Silver Fox! Glad to have you back Clint. Also, I FLOVE the Buch study.
I missed the Joey/Vicki scene when I had a sip of wine.
I will REALLY enjoy Tess if she starts to stir up shit with Cutter and Aubs. Bring it.
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Ross just blurted out "I haven't seen Nate in forever." Ugh...I'm like "Do you realize what you have just done?!" He will be on this week just to f*@king torment me.
The Buchanan Enterprise folder in Clint's hand matches the school colors of LHS. Nice.
OMG...Tess may become my hero if she exposes these clowns.
Vicki's the shit...just an FYI in case y'all forgot. I tell you what: I don't want this episode to be teacher Vicki instructing pre-schooler Joey on the rules of "heads up seven up." Did anyone play that game?! I FLOVED that shit. Poor V. I hate to see her cry. I know Vicki said that "I'm the last person you should be coming to for marriage advice" or something to that effect, but let's be serious...she just doesn't feel like talking to pre-schoolers. She has grown up shit to deal with right now.
This.Motel.Must.Explode.Immediately. It is so awful and I can't stop talking about it. Dammit! Snap! I could wear Echo's outfit to an LSU football game! Needs a new necklace though. When Charlie just said "both" I effing lost it. I'm saw-ry but he is.
Bright spot: The Fords are "green" and bring their own bags. Aaaaaand, I'm still not feeling this shit. Move it along you kids from Dayton!!! I'm an impatient girl...
Lang's still in her "Charlotte's Web" shirt. Woof. ha!!!!!!!! Sorry Starr...Lang will NOT be staying in Llanview! Ross and I are holding a vigil tonight from 11:59 p.m. to 12:01 a.m. in honor of Lang. We will be saying the word "im-por-ent" for the whole two minutes. Is it just me or does Marko seem much more of a man? He was always level-headed, but he seems he really is now. I will say that KA is giving me the feeling that Starr will indeed miss Lang so good for her.
Oh dear God. I hate these James/Deanna scenes. All he keeps saying is "you dumped me." WTF. Damn did she have his kid or something? I honestly don't have a clue.
Dear God. Charlie was soooooooo fabulous at one point!!! Do y'all remember that time? Yes, I do too. Who is this f*@kin goon??? AND...who chooses ANYONE over Vicki in that situation?! PUH-LEEZE! He looks like one of those cheating assholes on "Cheaters." Have y'all ever seen that show? I suggest you watch one episode if you haven't. That will be enough.
Ok, timeout: This Joey/Vicki convo makes me sad. Not why you think...it's because I terribly, terribly miss OLD Joey and Vicki's relationship. I swear he was her favorite! I'll stop.
Love it...two "Guiding Light" alums in a scene. Warms my heart. STFU....so Clint just whispered "John McBain." Is it just natural when you say "John McBain" to kind of whisper somewhat seductively? Hmm. Y'all rewind that shit if you missed it. Yes...so Clint is telling Kels the truth. FLOVE IT! I do. I want Cutter and Aubs to be outed so damn badly. I don't give a damn who does it at this point.
Aubrey is still in clothes in the steam room. Ugh. No words...
Ok, so Starr and Langston are genuinely crying. I get it. They are friends in real life and it must be tough. Hell, I got upset when I left my clerking job...I get it!
Eh...James and Deanna
I'd LOVE to redecorate the kitchen at Llanfair! Vicki Puh-leeze let me! I will not disappoint, darlin'....swear. Eh...I don't know how I feel about Joey liking Kelly.
I love the Buchanan study. Kelly: "I want Joey to want me for me, not just because he finds out that his wife is a lying little bitch." AWESOME. EVEN BETTER? Clint's sly smile. EVEN BETTER THAN THAT? Clint f*@king counted for Kelly to come back! That bastard counted! And, of course that bitch came back on cue. I FLOVE THIS SHIT!
Missed the Tess/Aubs/Cutter scene...not intentionally
I am floving these Clint/Kelly scenes. LOL...Joey, you idiot. Your little temper tantrum that led to you stomping the jump drive...ruining shit. You're going to get held back another year if you keep this up....
Tess...out these jokers please.
OMG...so glad I caught the Oprah Show commerical. I forgot that Stevie Nicks is on...oh, sweet lord!!!!! Flove her!!! I'm wearing all black tomorrow...
Hmmm...does that tv work in the Minuteman? If it is that old school, they'd have to have a converter. I don't see one. That tv doesn't work. WHAT?!?! Charlie to Echo: "Are you sure you're up for putting yourself through this?" WHAT?! Somebody bodyslam this clown.
The kitchen at Llanfair really does need a makeover. STAT. I want to just hug Vicki and find her a man...like RIGHT NOW!!!!! A grown ass man...like Clint Buchanan. Please.Let.This.Happen. I need it.
Tess is so tricky. This bitch is gold in my eyes if she outs these fools. "Come ooooon Wentworths, it's a win-win situation." Lurve it.
Aaaaaaand, what were you lying about Deanna? Back then, I mean? I'm beyond intrigued at this point. Biting my nails anxiously...hurry up, hooker! Spit it out!
These two genuinely are upset. Poor babies. I will say, I liked Lang better in the flashback. Sorry. OMG...these two are kinda getting to me. Maybe it's because I can't make fun of Lang anymore? I'm kidding...they are doing a good job. Woof Woof.
Again, loving the Kelly/Clint convo. Maybe because I'm happy as a damn clam to see Clint just back on my screen...who knows?
How are Aubrey and Cutter not on TONS of anti-anxiety meds?!?! Seriously??? I mean...they have A LOT of shit on their plates. Plus, Tess is a loose cannon. Oy!
That's right, Joey! Vicki IS the greatest! OMG, how out of effing place was that chair in the middle of the stairwell?! LOL...hahahahahaha! Ross just said that chair is "Joey's timeout corner!" ha! I must stay tuned into this kid...quite funny.
So, the Minuteman has wi-fi...and a mini-bar....yet, those shitty television sets? Yeah right.
OMG...my heart is breaking. Vicki just asked the dreaded questions. UGHHHHHHH! I'm glad they are splitting up, but I am hating Vicki is upset.
Joey to Kelly: "What are YOU doing here?" Pre-schoolers should not be so direct!!!
Aubrey...you look so fresh and clean! Like you never even exercised. Amazing! Especially after that tough workout! Ugh.
NO!!!! James let Deanna just go on and spit it out! God, we are never going to know...
So...Bo, Nora, and Matthew are just hanging out shooting the shit?
I'm DYING to know the score of Renee and Addie's gin rummy game! Also, I'd just love a Renee mention. The Karen the pizza girl mention yesterday bothered me.
Well, this episode was much better than yesterday! Thank you heavens for Clint and Vicki!
Haven't responded to yesterday's comments...try to tomorrow morning early at work. Keep them coming though! I read all of them and usually laugh hysterically when I get the email notifying me about it. Thanks a bunch!
Kisses and sorry for being out of reach this week!