Blair: "Well, Mary-Ella couldn't find a good pic of Shane to use for her post. So, since it's just us you better listen to me. Get rid of your friend, Brad. He is a prune."
Well....HELLOOOOOO!!!!! How are y'all this evening?! Ah...Florida in a week! Woo hoo! Anyway, FINALLY sitting down to type this. I worked LATE. I swear a prostitute keeps better hours! Oh, I'm kidding...but I did work late. Well, no maybe I am not kidding now that I'm thinking about it in terms of hours. Anyway, I somehow proceeded to return all of my friends' calls (and talk one friend into going to have margaritas because she deserves it) on the bus ride and found time to workout. Also, Ross and I were swapping days and I mentioned "Ya know it was so weird 'Rock the Boat' played multiple times today on 3 different Pandora stations. I was kinda aggravated." Ross had no idea what the song was sooooo....I played it and, of course, we started dancing around and were both like "Dammit...this song is kind of catchy!" I still have "so I'd like to know where, you got the notion" STUCK IN MY HEAD! So...I danced the stress out of my day to "Rock the Boat" about 3 times and then to the Bee Gees. We are now going to do this everyday even if for one song! Oh, and I assure you that NONE OF YOU would associate yourself with this blog if you would have seen us dancing. FACT! We were such ass-clowns.
Today's show was FLIPPIN' FANTASTIC!!!! I know right now that I am beyond spoiled with all this Bo/Nora/Vicki/(and until today) Clint screentime. I do NOT want this pattern to ever end...whannn!
YAY!!! Happy Thursday to ME....Bo and Nora in the first scene! I flove her gold bracelet. Lord, what a situation! I will say that Matthew is lucky to have them as parents. They will figure something out, because they are fabulous. Hmmm...I wonder if Rachel killing Georgie will ever be brought up. Surely. Even something subtle...
F*@k me. UGH! For the love of God Deanna will you PUH-LEEZE get out of that KOA campsite sweatshirt (more like a Jane Fonda ,1980's off the shoulder sweater).
The painting above the mantle at Laboulaie is shiteous. Lord have mercy remove that!!!! Hmmm...we haven't had a good Blair/Starr scene in a while. Let's hope this is good. There is so much potential here!
Wait...Rex, yes...ONE of you should stay with Shane! Damn. Don't just leave him there. Good thing he is a good kid, because he could have wandered off since ummmm hello??? he just tried to kill himself.
I've beaten this to death but I FLOVE "doting, reassuring, affectionate, everything is going to be okay cause we will work through this one step at a time...together" Bo. There is just nothing better. Sorry. Game Over.
I checked. Mercury is in retrograde. No other reason for Echo NOT being dressed in some shade of blue. Please let Vicki show up. YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! I love Vicki on a mission! Sidenote: If I were Echo, I'd be shitting bricks...OMG. FACT: NO ONE on this show pronounces Gigi's name the same. Just like Inez. I love it...NOW you are kicking Echo's ass off your property? Victoria, I love you more than life but this should have been done MONTHS ago. It's ok. You were being gracious, awesome, and just your normal hospitable superhuman self by letting her stay there, but that was still dumb.
Keep the coat on Deanna! UGH...no!!!! This shirt MUST go! She is a pretty girl, though...for sure. Hmmm....why they broke up? Ugh...did she have a kid?
I want to just give Bo and Nora a big hug. Nora: "This is where you are supposed to tell me not to worry." God...I'm the same way in a crisis. Ross knows I'll panic if he says otherwise!
STFU!? Gigi has Blair's cell# and her pic in there?! Please, bitches. Puh-leeze. And, Blair OF COURSE she is going to ignore your call. Don't be upset. It's just natural. xx
"How can kids be so cruel?" Nora, I don't know because I have been asking the same thing. Scary to think that young kids can be like that. Thankful I never even witnessed kids doing that growing up. Woof.
Bo and Nora just jumped into Vicki selfless/superhuman territory on this episode. They are managing to be there for Destiny and Rex/Gigi and they found out their son just killed somone. Awesomeness. I hate that Bo left, but I knew it was going to happen thanks to spoilers. Hmmm.
I have to say ever since Farah Fath joined this show she has never done better than today. She did a good job.
Did I tell y'all I DETEST the graphing paper background of MyFace!? Dammit!!! These Starr and Blair scenes should happen more often. Blair is terrified that Jack may end up like Todd and KDP is doing an excellent job of convincing me she is worried. Ugh. That damn Brad kid or whatever the hell his name is. He reminds me of the character Fuller on "Home Alone." Minus the glasses of course. You know the one who drinks the Pepsi and may wet the bed. They are both little pipsqueeks.
God...I LOVE these Vicki/Echo scenes. "You are a devious, selfish whore!!!!" I don't even need to elaborate on that delicious statement. Vicki's so right about all of this, though. So right. Echo wanted Chuckles and knew she could get him. Game over.
Damn...those James/Deanna scenes were quick. I literally looked down for a second and it was over. WTF? I'm okay with it though.
Blair to Starr : "You turned out wiser than the rest of us put together." Ain't that the truth. I'm relieved you know that, Blair. I miss the Blair/Starr relationship. We never see it anymore.
OMG...this Destiny/Nora scene is sweet. Gosh, have the two of them ever been along together? Ah...they are paralleling this Bo/Nora/Matt stuff to Rex/Gigi/Shane. Hmmm.
OMGosh! This Brad kid is about 10 shades of douchiness with a side of smashed ass. He is a prune!!! Oh, and I'm taking comments from the peanut gallery...Ross just said: "He's wearing a denim jacket? Since when were denim jackets cool again?" LOL. I missed that memo, too, apparently. Wow...NuJack just called St. Clair "St. Queer." Sadly, I know that probably all the guys at my high school would have said something similar. Eh. UGH...Brad just said "Density." That's it! I need this prune to watch episodes of OLTL from 2006 on repeat!!! There is no better torture if you ask me.
These Vicki/Echo scenes are scrumptious. Ummmm duh, Echo. Charlie was married, but he was single when he met Queen V. Get it straight, ho! AHHHH!!!!! I just jumped when Vicki snapped "Don't you presume...to tell me what it's like to lose a child!" Nice, writers...very nice. Sad stuff. :(
Ok...so if I were Shane, I don't know if I would want to just pour my heart out in this spacious room with this doctor AND his parents. That room seems too...carceral. Cold. Ugh.
Bo is about 10 flavors of awesomeness so of course he would come see you Rex.
Snippy Blair!!!! Please stay around for awhile. Dear God, Please don't let me have a child like NuJack. Please. xx, ME
I don't like this interrogation of Shane. However, Shane is doing a stellar job. Poor baby.
Bo's the shit. Rex is doing a great job today...he is. And, so true if you think about it! Shane could have taken just ONE STEP and that would be it...crazy if you think about it. Wow...they are REALLY hitting it hard with these family paralells. Rex: "What kind of parents are we? I mean our son has been going to school in a cold sweat for weeks for months and we don't see it?" WOW. Yeah...he and Nora are in the superhuman category at this point. Rex is a lucky ducky.
Oh, and Vicki's the shit, too. Book it. Aaaaaaand, if I were Vicki I would have gone Nikki Smith on her ass when Echo said that we aren't all perfect like Vicki and that's why he chose her [Echo]. Nikki! Nikki! Nikki! (to the tune of Jerry Springer's audience chant).
I looked down and the James/Deanna scene was over.
Blair...just listen to Starr. She will tell you what to do and will handle shit if need be. Starr has been the Starr I have missed this week. Let's hope it stays that way!
Awe, don't worry Nora. Des will be a good friend to Matt regardless. Aaaand, they are comforting/hugging Des amid this mess that is their life. Unbelievable!
Gosh...scary when you think about it. "Do you have any firearms in the house?" Lord have mercy. That is some real shit!
Wait just a damn minute!!!! NO ONE told me that Nora and Bo had a bedroom!!!! All of you comment and message me and nothing was said. Y'all should be ashamed. ;) I'm kidding. However, I'm pretty sure we haven't seen it since June of last year. Woof. I'm loving all this affection today! There is soooo damn much drama on this show. I need some love. No, I don't mean everyone ripping their clothes off. Just genuine affection and love. Rarely see that on soaps anymore. Love this. She remembers what happened? Thank God.
Lord have mercy...Vicki and Echo together are just a delight. "I don't ever want to see your lying face on my property again." Nice. Again, you should have said this months ago, V. Love ya anyway.
Ross: " So, that girl [Deanna] has been in that shirt for like 4 days now huh?" What an observant little thing he is. And, yes he is correct.
OMG...can the Buch mansion PUH-LEEZE get the background Laboulaie has?! Dear God so much better...sooooooo much! These Blair and Starr scenes were good. Of course, Starr will be the rock for Blair. Of course. Question: Where's Hope? Ummmm.....yeah, no one knows. Surprising.
I still can't believe Bo and Nora are sitting on a bed, let alone theirs. Awe hell. OF COURSE she saw Matthew....of course. There is still sooooo much missing here. I'm gonna refrain from really commenting on this now until I think about it. I will say: What? Nora just LEFT Matthew?! Eh...I dunno. She would never in a million years do that...confusion or not!
I will say...Gigi keeps the carriage house clean. Quite the tidy place. Hell, Vicki probably has a maid come twice a week...nevermind. Whoa. Gigi had to remove all that stuff from the bathroom. This shit is scary!!! Ah! Yes, Farah Fath...you did good today. You too, Rex.
LOL...Bo: "This isn't the time for blame." Nora's hand motion response with "Are you kidding? If there was ever a time for blame." HILAR. I'm sorry....I LOL'd and so did Ross! Again, another Balsom/Morasco comparison to the Buchanans...hmmm. Be still my heart...a head bump and a kiss! Fab. Won't see that again for a week, probably. Woof.
Gosh...everybody was great today. Sweet Lord...it is midnight!!!! Ah! I'm okay with this because tomorrow is Friday. Oh, and if I haven't posted tomorrow afternoon then it will be up by Sunday afternoon/evening at the latest. Marty's on tomorrow...woo hoo!!!!!
Hope your Thursday has been fab! If not, dance away the terribleness...it works! ;)