Charlie: "Vicki, I SWEAR to you we will get MerryMaids to come and clean this place up. You don't have to disinfect this place yourself! It's way too much trouble."
Hump Day is upon us! How are y'all?! I'm splendid. The Marvin Gaye channel on Pandora radio got me through my day. The bridesmaid's dress arrived for the wedding I'm in this month. Aaaaaaand, what a surprise...it doesn't fit. Good news is that it's too big...so instant confidence booster. Also, I can now tell myself that I've done well with kettlebelling and eating just kinda healthy. Bad news is that now I will have to pay the expensive European tailor in the next building (oh and I can't understand a word he says) a boatload of money to fix this mess. Also Ross received the Bo Buchanan award tonight, because I came home from work and he declared "I'm not exercising so let's have wine and pizza." How can I argue with such an excellent idea? He then went to the grocery in the rain to get all of this. Le sigh. This day has been just fine. The show was...good. Come on, let's be serious...was yesterday going to be topped? I'm afraid not. We all knew that. However, today's show was pretty good. Vicki was the show stopper...no surprise there!
I've decided from here on out (I think Melissa's comment made up my mind after receiving several) that I'm just gonna watch/type simultaneously. Oh, and this post will not be my longest. It's too late and I still have things to do. I'm blaming the late start on Ross tonight.
Wait...first. Let's all jump, shout, scream, cry...whatever the hell you feel like doing. Roger effing Howarth is coming back after agonizing months of speculation!!! Sweet lord! This is faaaaaaaabulous news! I feel like I've waited years for this crap! I'm not gonna do all sorts of speculating about each "Todd" etc. I don't know enough about anything yet. I just know I'm thankful...that's about it. Oh, and uh...Marty's leaving and he's coming back. Yeah, not feeling that at all. Boo. Otherwise, let's all rejoice.
What is up McBain?! Where ya been?
God, you are the WORST mother ever Starr! OF COURSE you don't know where Hope is...of course. Woof. Also, did I hear Starr say "grandmother" while talking on the phone? Rewind. Yes, I did. How is Addie Cramer these days? I'd love to know what the score is of the intense gin rummy game she and Renee Divine must have going in either the attic at the Buch mansion or Laboulaie. My money is on Renee. Sweet angels of heaven...Hi Marty! I can tell you're still marinating in crazy sauce despite the act. Lurve it.
That's right, Brody. You were in St. Anne's too. If St. Anne's wasn't giving free passes to everyone, this wouldn't be an issue. You got out and now Marty did. That's the way it works. If you are upset with anyone it should be Dr. Levin...he effing sucks. He is a quack, no doubt. OR...he is a priest (in charge of all those nuns) and posing as a Dr. Ah ha!
Natalie, I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. LOL...no there is nothing good in that paper. Vicki is letting anything get published today. She is kinda busy. OH...the baby has dark hair. Hmmm.
Hola Tea! Her hair looks great! She and Starr must be seeing the same stylist! And, what a cute coat!
Hellooooo Tomas. Snap! The RH announcement was yesterday and now they are throwing around his pic! YES!
Oh good lord...I'm JUST now recovered from yesterday's sadness. More Vicki and Charlie. Ah! I'm beyond elated to see them yet I know I'm gonna be upset. Vicki is so freakin' real!
Wow...Llanview's skyline kinda looks like New York City. Who would have thought? ;)
If Blair doesn't grow a pair this episode, I will have to come kick her skinny ass. Punish Jack, dammit!!!
Rex, why don't you tell Shane you thought he went to Texas after you read the note? It would lighten the mood since that was a hilarious/stupid thought. UGH...I STILL can't believe Rex thought Shane just went to Texas...silly. I don't know why I'm so bothered.
I.Love.Susan.Haskell. She is so choice. Again...Marty is still in the crazy sauce.
That's right Tea...be suspicious of your attractive brother! BETTER YET...pray he is not your brother so y'all can get it on. I'd love that. He is just an imposter posing as Tomas...yes!
Dan-YELLA is a good little actress and even better when she is not around Nathaniel Q. Salinger. Word.
Yeah...Brody and Natalie are on the horizon. I FEEL it. Weird note: the upstairs at Llanfair is filled with shades of yellow. Jesssica's bedroom is all yellow and now this nursery. WTF?
God...Vicki is too good for that couch. She is!!! Get off of it now, Queen V! My heart is breaking...it's official. "Charlie that was weeks ago...weeks ago." AH! She looks DEV-AH-STAY-TED!!!! Lord have mercy.
God...the wooden wall above the dresser in Tomas' room is an effing eye sore. Ugh...I hate Todd's modern house.
OMG...can we all agree we want the old Jack back?! Cute, adorable, smart ass Jack! Can I get an "amen?!" Dear God!
I just noticed that Ross looked a bit melancholy this episode. No, it's not Vicki's tears causing this. Rick the porn director is not on and I think Ross is truly a bit upset.
If I were Starr I'd be terrified of Marty. I would. hahaha. I love that Marty brought up Hope's visit to St. Anne's! Where is that damn voo-doo doll?! Hmmm?
I love how Tea and Blair are like "there are euros all over this town" kinda thing. How big is Llanview supposed to be? Sidenote: I love John and Tea in scenes together!
Dammit. Charlie is all like I couldn't tell you about Echo because Tess had taken over and then Natalie was gone. WOOF! Soap characters...this does not work. Just like double weddings don't work. Keeping secrets because "this isn't a good time to tell such and such because this mess is going on" does NOT work! Ask Bo and Nora...they put off telling Clint for forever and that backfired! Charlie, you failed with this. It's just that simple. Does anyone else have trouble watching Vicki have her heart broken like this?! I CANNOT take this! I feel like my mother (or grandmother) is getting betrayed and I can't do shit about it!
Jack sounds just like Todd and Blair soooooooo needed to slap him! I would have done it harder. About damn time.
Wait...how did Shane NOT fall?! I mean...seriously? There is no way he wouldn't have fallen off if this were real life.
Jack is ruined...RUINED! This is some nightmare, right?! RIGHT?!
Poor Shane. God, I can't imagine. Being cool in high school is such a big deal AT THE TIME.
Ok....so I am just not gonna really speculate about the paternity of Natalie's baby. I have heard so many different things about what is gonna happen and what isn't that there is just no point. WHANNNN!!!! Why does Marty have to leave?! Why?!?!
Tea looks beautiful today...ah!
Wait?! Is that indeed Jessica's room but now the baby's room?! I'm an idiot. THAT is why everything is still yellow. Ugh...I am so dumb sometimes.
NOOOOOO!!!!!! Ah! OF COURSE, as if Vicki needs to hear ANYTHING else...she has to hear that Charlie's thing with Echo means something. Hell, normal people without DID would have lost it by now. This is RIDIC! Paging Nikki Smith....
I love when Marty talks aloud to herself and says strange things.
Yep...Natalie and Brody have feelings for each other. And, Brody is pretty adorable with the bambino. Too presh.
Dammit Tea...I am sooooo tired of EVERYONE telling John that the kid is his if he wants it. Let the man and his Jim Daniels be!
These Tomas and Dan-YELLA scenes are just ok. I'm fine with them but I just don't have much to say.
Eh...I dunno Blair. I think Toad would be a bastard about all this and side with Jack. HELL YES!!! Blair put your skinny foot down! Take away all his privileges! However, she doesn't seem very threatening. If I were in Jack's shoes...
OMGosh!!!!! The last scene with Vicki and Charlie!!!! NO WORDS!!!! ERIKA SLEZAK is EFFING AWESOME! Ross just said "gah, that felt real." DITTO! She is the queen for a reason...omg!!!! She is breaking my heart!
Ah...a music montage. Who is this Keane? I need to Google this. I kinda like it?
I'm not even speculating the Marty knowing the paternity thing...
Another RH pic! Gosh...they announce it and now toss around his pic left and right! FLOVE it!
Awe...the sonogram pic. :(
OMG...Liam has dark hair AND he is kind of tan! Do he and Hillary Smith vacation in the same place?! That bronzed look is fabulous. Quite the jet setter for such a young age.
Awe...nice litle last scene with Tea, Tomas, and Dan-YELLA. Suspicious Tea is now unleashed!
WTF?! RH is ALL OVER the damn place!!!
Shane...listen to your mama and daddy! Just step down.
God Bless...the previews for tomorrow! Nora AND Vicki sobbing!? I can't take this. CANNOT take it. Matthew crying saying he killed somone. Dear God.
Whew...my fingers hurt! See you presh people tomorrow evening!