Christian: "I don't see how I have time to take Rama to see her hubby at Statesville. My character has had soooo much goin' on lately. I don't have time for this shit. "
Goodness! It's late...yikes! I had a FABULOUS day! Hope y'all did, too! Not only did I avert a crisis at work, but I got to shop today AND my flippin' fantabulous friend, Beth, sent me Cover Girl "Lash Blast Fusion" in bulk! Bonus it was wrapped beautifully and had a presh note. Ah! I suggest all of you gals who read this try Lash Blast Fusion. If you are using expensive designer mascara like I was, ditch it and use this! It'll change your life! My friends switched and lurve it.
Ok, so I'm literally watching/typing. No time to stop and pick up quotes today! Tomorrow I will...assure you. I heard today wasn't the best. Let's see if that holds true...
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I know this episode will suck because of the Serenity Springs gym. Obviously, Nikki Smith missed my last post OR her actions are just delayed. Let's pray for the latter.
Cutter and Ford are practically the same to me at this rate...
Dorian still looks FABU in that outfit. Awe...Marko. Sup? Of course, you will be nice to Lang because you are nice. Even though she was effing Ford for months...woof.
Rama, you're gorgeous and entertaining but you don't give a flying f*@K about Vimal. Word.
haha...."You're not Rama." Damn right!!! She is Marty "don't be tardy for the party" Saybrooke! Get it right, V!
Woof...Natalie just said "our baby." This is ridic. hehe...yours and Lovett.
This gym is sooooooo fabulous. Aaaaaand, Ford affords a membership how? Yeah, that's what I thought.
What? Is that Jess? I don't think it is. Jess' face usually changes...didn't this time. Did it? Maybe I'm tired.
Remember when Dorian loathed Marko? Yeah, I do too. "Freedom spoon?" LOL. Damn...Dorian just said "Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Any writer will tell you that." Hell...this is upsetting, Mayor Lord. Way to hurt my feelings.
More like stop kidding YOURSELF Ford...how are you affording this membership?!?! I just can't imagine the singing hot dog business to be lucrative. Even if he is making money he has rent on his apartment and groceries and kids (Ryder, James, and now Deanna) to care for. The gym membership is frivilous.
HA! I knew it wasn't Jess coming back. I am so tricky. Go me. Eh...I ain't into this steam room sex. Maybe because Cutter has STDs, and I'm over the steam room?
Yeah, I mean these bastards lollygag at the gym like nobody's business. NOTHING productive goin' on here. No sir...
Was that a Cole Thornhart mention? Hmmm. Vimal doesn't look good in that fake denim...
Is it wrong that I kinda like John McBain better when he was drinking Jim Daniels? Yes, it is but I don't care.
And, Dorian has time to be the producer, go on trips, stay at home all day...aaaaand be the mayor. Woof Woof. David and Dorian are going off to have sex. Nice.
Christian has no diretion. I've beaten that to death. I looked down to type "Christian" and the scene was over.
Vimal: "I think about you often." Ummmmm creepy. Marty's eyes are like crazy fireworks.
Eh...the Ford/Brody scene was so-so.
Natalie is desperate, yo? I think she could brainwash me over time.
That's right, Joey. Aubs ain't stupid...you are. Listen to Kelly, pre-schooler. Think of her as your teacher's aid. Snack time in 30...
Sidenote: The Zatarain's commercials are infuriating. For those who don't know, the King of Mardi Gras does not make the mix. Absurd.
Attempting sex in a steam room. That does not sound fun. It sounds like cardiac arrest or a heat stroke...am I wrong? Or just lame?
Of course, David will be across the country from Dorian because he has to go do "Desperate Housewives." Piggies. I hate how he comes and goes. And, I actually LOL'd when David walked in with glasses and said "Madame producer, I'm here for the audition." From the peanut gallery: Ross is peeing on himself and almost spilled his wine when David said "monologue." He took it as a double entendre. Who says OLTL doesn't make you think? It does!
Lord have mercy...Karen the pizza girl? That bitch gets mentioned more than Renee!!!! FAIL!!! Egregious! Ugh.
Natalie, hush with telling John he can hold the kid. Just stop. Natalie: "Liam doesn't care about DNA." Did Liam tell you that as he listened to the Miles Davis playlist John made?
GT must have just come back from vaycay. She's quite bronze. If I were Aubs, I'd be upset by all this...just sayin'.
I will go burn the steam room myself, at this point. It is BEGGING me to...
This post is TERRIBLE!!!! I'm only halfway through the show! Sheesh!!!
Joey is so silly. What guy would have this convo with Kelly in front of his new wife. I'm telling you the SS gym is just a sweaty book club meeting...
John and Natalie need to hash this shit out! Stop going in circles!
Sooo....Marty switched the tests? Yes? No?
When was the last time Christian and Marty had a scene just the two of them?
Melissa Archer can cry ON CUE like no other!!! She is so fab at it! Damn! Go ahead girlfriend...
Ross and I just died out laughing when Dorian said she can't go back to L.A. with David because she is mayor of Llanview. This has just become hysterical. I love how over the top Dorian is with her bedroom attire.
He shouldn't be able to work with you Lang, because you couldn't keep your legs closed and you lied for months...BUT he will because he is nice. Free pass, ho.
This.Gym.Must.Go. I'd rather be at a Waffle House surrounded by nothing but prostitutes than watch this shit. That is just the first thing that came to mind. I could take it further and say I would rather be at Super Wal-Mart on Christmas Eve for 5 straight hours and am now being forced to go the Waffle House with the prostitutes. Plus, there is a table of screaming children.
Damn...she's removing the ring. Kinda depressing. I'm sure I'm remotely upset because Melissa Archer is crying. Otherwise, I'm okay with it because I'm not into John and Natalie together, but sad nonetheless..
Lord..."Access Llanview" shoutout. Poor Vimal.
I blinked and missed the Christian/Marty scene...
OMG!!!!!!!!!! John McBain just let out a tear!!!! Ok, they are both upset...ugh. This is kinda sad. Damn...if you think about it: What a shitty place to break up officially. Or at least give the ring back. The LPD? F*@K THAT!!!! Ugh. I'd rather break up at Waffle House. Then run off with a prostitute. Of course...there's Brody.
Poor Vimal. Ugh. He is so gullable.
No f*@kin' way....Kelly IS INDEED working out in her fashionable attire. Then she just leaves after hitting the speed bag about 5 times.
WOW!!!!!! "I've heard of kissing cousins but this is ridiculous." Nice.
Whew! NOT my best post! I was exhausted aaaaand, let's be serious, this show was not the best. Hello? Compared to last Monday? Ross was entertained thoughout. Oh well, I am quite confident the show will deliver this week. PLUS, hell has officially frozen over: Bo and Nora AND Matthew are in the promo for this week!!!! AH!!!! This hasn't happened since their wedding. Lord have mercy!
Previews have Queen V, Chuckles and Echo...yay!
See you kiddies tomorrow! Definitely aiming for an earlier post.