Nikki Smith: "Mary-Ella, I ASSURE you I am the woman for the job. I won't disappoint you. I never do."
Good Morning and Happy Saturday to all you lovely people! I TRIED desperately to sleep late...no such luck. I was up with the chickens AND we went out and had drinks last night...what's the deal? Anyway, I thought I'd go on and post this morning because I have lots of stuff to do on the computer this morning AND then it is off to conquer Michigan Avenue for some shopping! Also...I need to hurry up and watch/post because Ross will not shut up about watching "The Masters" today (on the big tv with the DVR...ugh). Talk about the most exciting television of the year! All of this "Masters" talk has turned into how he has now officially made up his mind to take up golf this summer. Good thing because his tennis game is SHIT! Sweet Lord...no hope there! That is the one negative with us: no competitive matches. WOOF! Ok...enough of my mess...
UGH....the MyFace graphing paper background. Eff that. Yes!!!!!! Did someone snatch Langston?! Hopefully they are putting her on a jet to Cali...
Oh cute! I like Kelly's dress! Wait...her hair color is different! Snap. YESSSSS! Marty is NOT tardy for the party today...she is on early!
I mean...do they REALLY have to show Brody shirtless? REALLY?! Again, I need the Buchs to have a better nursery set up. Unacceptable. Anyway, he does look cute with the baby.
Noooooooo!!!!!!!! OMG!!! F*@k me. I'm about to throw myself out of my apartment window. REALLY?! The Serenity Springs gym?! Dammit! I hate this place! PUH-LEEZE let Nikki Smith burn down this hellhole AND the Minuteman Motel when she returns for a hot minute...begging. You just KNOW that poor Luna Moody is rolling over in her grave about what they have done to this place. Jesus! She and Max worked so hard to make it great and now shirtless goons are running a muck. Ugh. This post just became negative...woof.
Hey Joey...spring break for pre-k? Oh...hey Rama, too. Sup? I've come to the conclusion that none of these clowns work out at SS. They just stand around and discuss ALOUD all of their secrets. Productivity at its finest.
Did I mention recently that I FLOVE the "The Sun's" headlines...flove them. Ugh...I hate this damn steam room, too.
Ford: "I'm gaining muscle mass." Lord have mercy...
Well, hell. There goes my hope Langston got snatched. On a positive note....HEY THERE, DORIAN! Missed you! She and David will deliver, I'm sure. Snap! Dorian is looking FABU!!!!
OMG...that bejeweled hoodie that Tess has on looks trashy as hell. Remove it. Ugh. Whoa! Are they going to make-out?
How is Aubrey not DYING from a heat stroke with all those clothes on in the steam room?! Please no STD passing sex today...please God.
Natalie looks so pretty in that lavender.
Joey was going to spin class?!?! SPIN CLASS!? I just don't see how he could comfortably sit on that bike and get his ass kicked for 40 minutes. This is shit.
Ah! I DO see a Natalie/Brody spark.
Again, Dorian looks GORG! That shirt Lang is wearing is a black cloud. Actually, it looks like she has two big-ass spider webs on her shirt. "Vicker Man: The David Vickers Buchanan Story." LOL. This will be over the top and obnoxious...no doubt.
I hate to say this, but I liked Kelly's hair better blonde. She is still beautiful, though. Snap! Marty Marty Marty!
Pa and Step-Nora...flove it. Strangely enough, Langston is the only one making sense in this Clint Buchanan is cleared of charges convo. Word, yo.
Kelly: "I didn't realize you were.." Marty: "Sane?" LOL!
Put your shirt on Brody! I mean...he is an attractive man, but I don't think this is the time or place to be shirtless. I'm sure this was done to just add sexual tension and awkwardness between these two. This plus the breast feeding thing...lord.
Aubrey has to be DYING!!! I mean...I'm dying in those things with just a towel. How is she physically handling this?! This is beyond me.
WHAT?! Christian Vega? I don't care if they are gonna have Rama take an interest in him or not: It's clear the writers don't know what to effing do with him. He is lost as a character. Game Over. Ugh...Joey, just go to spinning class. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! They just made a KK reference! Yikes! Thank God, he said they aren't an item. I'd effing pass out if he said yes. Woof. Snap...I think maybe the reason I have been restless sleeping is because I'm still having nightmares about KK's acting debut. Those scenes mindf*@ked me, I swear! This is the movie "Inception" I'm sure of it! A mention of Vimal...wtf?
I'm annoyed by the steam room.
Lord today...Tess and Ford?! This could have been hot but then Ford said "I saved the worst for last." Oh.Hell.No. People get punched for saying shit like that.
My God that painting above the mantle is heinous! hahahahahaha!!!! Clint's character will have erectile dysfunction! Flove it! Wait...what are all the weird looks for with the movie? Are they gonna do it or not? WTF.
I looked down and back up and the Tess/Ford thing was over.
hahaha!!!! These Brody/Natalie scenes are hilarious. "Oh, I guess they [boobs] have a mind of their own sometime!" ha! I believe that is true...no doubt!
WHAT?! Tess just bit Ford?! This is crazy! What is this "Basic Instinct?" All this violent lust...
I really kinda love the Brody/Natalie scenes! OMG!!!! She just flashed him! Love it! Oh no...Brody said he was going to the gym. F*@k...stay away from there!!!! Nikki will burn it down!
Weird/Random sidenote: Ross is playing on his iPhone as I type/watch and he just said: "I got on Facebook and 'checked in' at the Playboy headquarters (it's down the street) and tagged you and said we were at your photo shoot." PERFECT! Just perf. Ah!
Eh...I am not lovin' the Aubs/Cutter scenes.
haha!!!! Marty is quite the joker! Marty: "Whoa have to assume that Natalie is in the dark about you two seeing each other...afterall, Kelly is still standing." They teach improv classes at St. Anne's huh? Poor Kelly...she ALWAYS has to leave immediately. Someone always busts them up. Woof.
Ugh...Joey is being such a douche of epic proportions today.
Whoa...I missed the Brody/Christian scene.
I love a good Natalie/Marty scene. I prefer these two alone though. They are so much more intense! Wow...Marty's comment about Liam/Natalie/Brody was about a 10 shades of awkward.
Again...I missed the Brody/Christian scene. WTF...
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Now both Ford and Tess are going to the gym!!! Why am I being punished?! I am a good girl...about 50% of the time. No one deserves this shit...no one, I tell you! NO ONE!!!
Wow..."Access Llanview" mentions out the ass today. LOL...David was fired from his own movie? Langston is kinda funny today. Oh lord...so Lang will be the writer? Hmmm. I think it's a good idea. This is much more believable for her to be the writer for these two instead of some Steven Spielberg movie. Good move. I cannot help but laugh when Vickers says Step Nora.
Tess: "Jessica's out to lunch, but I will give her the message." LOL. OMG...these people just lollygag at this gym!!! NOW...Kelly shows up dressed to the nines! This is so damn absurd...ABSURD! Aaaaand Kelly just said "Or does Bo and Nora have another suspect." Good Lord!!!! Grammar is POWER! Ugh! Bo and Nora are two separate people...the verb should be "do." F*@king shoot me!
Marty is so fabulous. Actually, Susan Haskell is just THAT fabulous, really. Marty has never been my favorite, but SH is so FABU that I just love watching her. ESPECIALLY after she has been marinating in St. Anne's secret sauce. The craziness is soaking in well...love it!
Rama and Christian will hook-up. Hopefully, the writers will do something productive with Christian's character.
Snap...Marty's crazy ass is plotting. She has crazy eyes...oh.hell.yes.
Awe...the sonogram pic.
Joey just admit you still like Kelly. Woof. Snap, now I think I like Kelly's hair this color. I can't decide!
Tess...stay away he has STDs!!! You already have hepatitis...beware.
They are making this Lang exit better than I thought. I suspected she would just get an offer, but at least this is believable. Dorian wants Langston to be happy and this is a way to get her away from Ford and be creative. Sweet...the director will be Marko.
Eh...this episode was not that great. I'm not upset because all the other episodes this week were effing PHENOM!!!
Well...ooookay. I'm off to return some messages/emails then to shop in this gloomy ass weather. Where is the sun?! I'll try and reply to previous comments later...must run.