Nikki: "Ah! All done! I love 'The Swollen Sow!' Their ribs are the best. My dessert was kicking Charlie's ass...de-lish."
What the hell is up!? I've been running around like a Southern version of Marty effing Saybrooke...swear to God! OMG...I've had so much shit to do before we leave Thursday morning at 3 a.m. Woof! I'm barely here as I post this. I haven't gotten to see the show yet. So, let's do this shall we?
Wait...disclaimer: I had a person comment and ask me if I had DVR and if so why don't I rewind when I say in my post that I "missed a scene?" That's a good question. I think I need to explain this: It's just my smart-ass way of saying that I did indeed miss the scene but I couldn't give two shits about it so I'm not taking the time to rewind. For example, I did have to rewind and/or pause the Marty/Natty stuff yesterday since I genuinely cared about those. However, I may have missed a blank stare or two that Deanna gave James or something stupid that the strange French guy said to Tomas...to hell with it. I see it happening, but I just didn't take the time to take a quote from it, etc. I'm sorry. If all of you people could hear me read my posts aloud this wouldn't be a problem...syntax and text are the devil sometimes and skew emotion. Ok...enough of that. Hope I cleared up any confusion and I'm sorry if my apathy and strange wit are offensive and/or confusing at times. ;)
Just what I need Starr in the first scene. Lord. Wait...she is not "Done and Gone Deanna." Ugh. I think I'm just annoyed becasue I hate the way her now is pronounced compared to the spelling! Woof!
May I just say it is BEYOND EGREGIOUS AND OFFENSIVE that this James/Deanna shit has gone on for weeks and these people are getting more screen time than Matthew, Bo, and Nora!!!! Matthew just confessed to killing someone...dear God. There is no follow-up because??? Exactly. Stupid. They are gonna drag this confession shit from Deanna out for forever.
FACT: Clint will be more entertaining than half these clowns without saying one mother effing word. Joey/Aubs...this outta be good.
There is no way Tess is reading "Mom's Team." Exactly. She is looking at cars. Ugh...no doubt a cheesy ass car that men going through a mid-life crisis would get. "I need a fast car in a really bright color. I just got hair implants and left my wife that is my age so I can date a 23 year old." That kinda guy. Ugh. God forbid Nora be in the courtroom. UGH. If y'all could see me I am SEETHING!!!! Ugh. Where is she?
OMG OMG OMG. "The Swollen Sow?" WTF?! When did Llanview get this baby-backed establishment? I love a cute pink piggy as much as the next girl but I am curious. Hmm. The bag is cute. YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! Nikki is in full effect!!!!! I needed this. Thank you God. Clint's gonna be mute the whole hour so I needed you Erika Slezak. Thanks a bunch. xx, ME
God, they need a new opening...
Starr...you're being naive. Get your ass back over there.
Raise your hand if you don't give a flying f*@k about why Deanna jumped James?! ME ME ME!!!!! I'm like some kid in elementary school who is just DYING to answer the question for bonus points. OMG. No. A flashback to Dayt-en? Well, hello there JWS. I actually missed you.
OMG...I'm also beyond tired of this jealousy game that Aubs/Cutter play. He is creepily watching her and Joey...ugh. Over it. I must say...I FLOVE Natalie in green. Looks Fabu on her!!!! So gorgeous. God bless America. Eff Cutter/Aubs. I don't even want to discuss them.
I do want the Fords to be gone...that is no lie or secret. However, I do think that David Gregory is a good actor. He is. I have to give him credit. "I'll call my mom and check up on Ryder." Ok, so is Jessica Leccia still on this damn show or not? Will someone tell me?
OMG! Welcome back, Nikki! I love you today!!! (I've been spelling it wrong but I'm gonna continue to do so.) She is better today than she was in her scenes at Llanfair. May I just add that I LURVE BBQ ribs. OMG. I mean...the best. Ah!
Hmmm...so I wonder if Ford will swoop in and save the day with all of the alters running a muck?
hahahahaha! "Echo DiSavoy that's like the most made-up name I've ever heard of." OMG...preach it Nikki! That is THE truth! God, I have hated that name for forever...thanks for letting me know I am NOT alone! YESSSSS!!!!! These scenes are even better now that Nikki is threatening Echo with plastic cutlery...FABOOSH! Echo looks like she is about to shit a brick every time she looks at that plastic fork...LOL! Sidenote: They have Kim Zimmer back in blue. Shocking, really.
I'm assuming Christian isn't lurking in the background of the Blair/Starr scenes because he just zipped over to LU to teach art. Yes, I just convinced myself of that...
JWS is still intimidating as Eddie...give him that.
EWWWWWWWW!!!!! "It ain't my ego that needs fluffing sweetheart." Nice porn reference, Cutter. You are such a filty bastard. Ugh. God...a Kelly Cramer mention from Cutter. I WISH she were on today.
Joey dresses like a douche...
I have nothing to say about the Ford/Tess scenes...
OMG Natty! You and Joey need to expose Nikki...someone does!
LOL...I love how Tess calls Vicki, "Vickster."
Natalie, you KNOW she wasn't channeling Nikki. YOU KNOW!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG...a Jean Randolph reference!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! Be still my heart!!!!!! I flove Jean. Oh, how I adore thee. WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE! Dare I say it? Is...JOEY the one being intelligent about all this?! WHAT?!
God, I hate when people say "It's not a threat it's a promise." Ugh. hahaha....Nikki is crackin' my ass up. YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! Nikki just played Clint's tape that is adorably labeled "Echo." Wait, so does that little recorder kinda resemble a Talkboy? Y'all remember those???
Starr you're not paranoid. Any girl would think that Deanna is after James...totally normal! SNAP!!!!!! A Hannah O'Connor reference! God, I miss her crazy ass. Ross looooooooved her!!!! I did, too. Cannot lie.
Wait...what? The reason why Deanna broke up with James is because he knew her real birth mother???? Say what?!
I mean...hell has frozen over for a couple of minutes but I can't believe that Joe is being the sharp knife in the drawer and he is. I'll.Be.Damned.
These Tess/Ford scenes...they are boring me to tears.
Nikki is so badass!!! OMG...so what is it with OLTL the past two days???!!! Everyone is saying "Give it to me!" and the other person is holding an object out of their reach. FLOVES THIS SHIT!!! It's like a schoolyard!
Starr's drinking milk? Yeah right. She's had a kid and is in college and can handle shit better than you, Blair...give her a bourbon.
God...I am taking a sip of wine during this James/Deanna shit. Woof Woof Woof. I will say that I didn't like the mean things Deanna said to James. That was ugly.
hahaha....that's right you STD-ridden whore! Kelly is onto you, Aubs. So is Cutter for that matter...
OMG, Joey is soaring all kinds of grade levels today! This bastard is clearly in 3rd grade!!!!! At least! Now, he needs to continue being smart and not be stupid...remember when he crushed the video of Aubs doing the horizontal mambo with Cutter? Yeah...dipshit.
I love this Nikki/Echo catfight shit...
Ugh...so Aubs is genuinely developing feelings for Joey. What horseshit. It is what it is.
WHOA! Charlie is surfacing after 30 minutes into the show?! WTF???? Why can't Bo and Nora do that...AHHHH!!!! Anyway, this dumb bastard is only gonna make things more comical. Can't wait. Nikki's laugh is maniacal! Lurve it. Now...Nikki looks just fine sitting on that ugly ass, STD-ridden couch. The Vickster...not so much.
This f*@king auto body shop...eyesore! I will say that Deanna is a good actress...or pretty good. Who thinks James still kinda likes Deanna? I do.
Blair, give Starr liquor. ;) Just kidding...but listen to Blair! Go get answers.
Aubs looks orange today. Ugh. WHAT!!!??? I'm so sure Cutter! There will be no killing of Clint so STFU!
Good Lord...enter Charlie the ass-hat. Dear God. hahahaha....Nikki is so badass. Echo is a nervous wreck!!!
OMG...Nora I need you to get to this courtroom. STAT. Tess, listen to Ford...he has good points.
I'm not sure if Natty and Joey can take Tess and Ford. Don't let Joey's height fool you...
Ok, last segment...be good please.
I will say: Starr good for you. Insecure peeps would do that, but all girls are a little crazy so if I were you I'd still go to James'. But...good for you.
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "I finally got the guts to friend you on MyFace." F*@kin' kill me.
God, they are redeeming Aubrey daily. Ugh.
Echo just lie to Charlie. He will believe whatevs.
I still can't believe Joey has a 1/5 of a brain this episode.
That's right ass clown, it "doesn't sound like Vicki at all." UGH...did you even know your wife?!?!
Lord...the previews tomorrow. I must say they are kinda odd, but no doubt ES WILL deliver. She deserves to be in every scene...40 years of greatness.
OMG...exhausted and we still have so much to do and I have work tomorrow...ah! No sleep around this apartment tonight. Woof.
See you darlings tomorrow evening!
Mija (however, I don't date Nathaniel Q. Salinger...fyi)