McBain: "Look Vickers, I don't have time to talk right now. Mary-Ella is falling asleep during this episode and I promised I'd make her slumber party. So, if you'll excuse me I'm off to ME's."
Evening all! Hope y'all had a faaaaaaabulous long weekend! I've decided to go on and sit down and blog since Ross hasn't made it home yet...plus, I would like to exercise at 5:30 in the morning instead of blog (I'm much better in the morning). Anyway, I honestly don't know what happened today or what was supposed to happen. I know Erin Torpey is coming back this week and that is all I know. Ok, let's do this and I'll respond to comments when I can.
Tuesday, September 6th--Marty Is Still Hungover From the BBQ So Little Hope Thornhart Is Still In the Driver's Seat
Oh shit...I will hate this episode. I just know it. Anything starting off with Jess and Christian will suck. Oh, and MH and I discussed this...isn't him just showing up kinda random?
Aubs...it's the day after Labor Day so you shouldn't be wearing that jacket. However, I'll cut you some slack since this day started back on Friday and yesterday was a re-run, etc. Oh, and yes I watched the re-run yesterday. Fabu. I know Bo and Nora aren't on once this week (and I'm not sure about the next) so I'll take them when I can.
Lawd...all this Kim and Cutter stuff. I mean I would be interested if we had more time left. Oh well.
I do like Blair's sass outfit....BUT she has on white pants. Again, I'm gonna let all these people slide for today.
Again, someone please inform me when RH went shopping etc. I mean...all his outfits fit him perfectly. PERFECTLY.
Dipshit...you spent all the money on the Buch bathroom, Cutter. Good God.
Awe...that poor girl in the yearbook named Aubrey Wentworth. I mean...Rama just said an "ugly duckling" was kind. That's mean.
Ummmmm hate to break it to y'all but I'm bored. I'm sorry. I'm bored today. =( I mean...ZERO vets. ZERO. WTF?
OF COURSE the back doors to Llanfair are wide open. Of course.
On the count of three...poor Tea. Good lord. Poor baby. Poor Dan-YELLA, too.
I want to hit both NuJack AND Starr. Both of these children need to be Molly-whopped. Blair...don't tell Starr and NuJack that you think RH shot Victor. Just don't...
Oh, and Young Boots and I would like for McBain and RH to start their bro-mance again. K, thanks. ;)
Y'all I am sooooooo bored! I will just have to make random observations from here on out. I'm so sorry. I can't just make up shit...
The walls in the LPD interrogation room look really blue today...really blue.
So did Kim start off at The Pony? THEN go to Vegas...then to Llanview? THEN back to The Pony? Hmmm....
These Jess/Christian scenes...no words. I would rather have a root canal.
OMIGOD how strange/random/weird/awkward is this Christian and Jess mess?! I mean...really? REALLY, OLTL?! Beyond lame and just lazy writing.
In other lame ass news...You mean to tell me that Cutter, Kim/Aubrey (real), Rama, and Christine/Aubrey (fake) ALL end up in Llanview, Pennsylvania. WOOF.
Awe...well the Tea and Dan-YELLA stuff is sweet but it can't save this episode. Too far gone...
I'm not even entertained with RH and McBain today...what the hell is wrong with me?! I mean...I'm in a good mood today, too! WTF?
Peeing...no, NuJack, Blair can't go back and time and make sure RH doesn't steal the gun because she ain't magical and the bitch left the safe open. Good grief.
LOL...RH tried to go to Carlotta's but it's now some cantina. ha!
UGH...thank God I know Kim isn't going to re-marry Clint. I need Clint back with Vickster ASAP.
This.Whole.Christian.Showing.Up.At.Llanfair.Thing.Is.Weird. That's all. God, can you imagine if Christian and Jess ended up together?! I mean...I've seen boring couples before but these two would def get the blue ribbon!
I love that Kim said "Duh, he's [Clint's] a genius." I love it.
POOR TEA. Sniffing Victor's stuff. Poor baby. I don't blame her.
Lord I'm bored...
Dayum...Starr crying for realzies!
Even Superhero John McBain can't save this episode...
YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!! But guess who CAN make me happy?! Little Sam Manning! Sure, he surfaced 45 minutes into the show but for the first time since this episode started I smiled!
Good grief...Crystal Hunt's pic...AGAIN. I mean, she ain't coming back. So obviously the girl in the bed is Stacy but I have no idea where this is going. I kinda don't care? Yes? Yes...I don't care. That's it...
I mean...this Christian and Jess kiss is hella awkward and random and I just don't know why we are having to watch this mess. Granted, he is the most valuable character on the show but this is boring. I'd rather watch him mix drinks at Capricorn...or box...or lift weights...or paint...or teach art classes...or work at the BD cafe. ANYTHING but this Jess shit. Did I leave any of his other jobs out???
RH and McBain's is MUCH better this last segment. PEEING!!!!!! McBain just told RH to call somebody and tell them to bring him [RH] a clean pair of underwear cause he might be there for awhile. HILAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lord...Dan-YELLA needs to go to a psychiatrist ASAP. She has had waaaaaay too many daddy issues within the past year.
Omigod...NuJack EXPLODE!!!!!!! Jesus Christ...I cannot catch a break this episode. Don't tell little Sam his friend killed "Dad." Good God! You are such a dumbass!!!!
Tea, you sneaky little bitch you! Way to go, girlfriend! I actually am looking forward to this confrontation.
Y'all I NEED a better episode tomorrow!!! k, thanks. Lord. I'm so sorry this post is dripping in Mestiny terribleness but I had nothing to work with today. =(
Snap! Erin Torpey in the promo! Damn!
Okie dokie...I am off to cook red beans and rice.