Brody: "Listen douchebag, the only one who will be milking that Buchanan cash cow is ME!"
TGIF! Hope everyone had a great day. I'm goin' do a drive by post so I can go out and enjoy myself because I got an awesome job offer today...whoop whoop!! I'm super excited! Let's do this shall we?
FACT: Ok, so the pic that Brody showed the creepy looking hotel guy is the SAME one that is on Vicki's mantel (next to the one of Vicki and Charlie and Charlie's watch) however, Bree is superimposed in the pic on the mantel and magically removed for this pic. Seriously, if you still have yesterday's show on DVR go look at when Dorian goes by Vicki's mantel...same pic, yet different! WTF is going on?! A vampire/death themed wedding??? Come on people! Make this better. I'd rather go for an Elvis themed wedding but this is a tad weird...actually, it's more than weird. Did I miss something during the show yesterday? Or, have I missed something today?? Why this effing chapel? Why in the hell am I so bothered? I just am. The guy/witness with Tess is possibly the BIGGEST douchebag I've ever seen! My God, he's worse than that guy hitting on Langston last week at Capricorn. Woof! Oh, I'm still in love with Tess, her boobs, and her funny quotes. Gonna be kinda boring when Jess comes back.
Brody and Langston's scenes...eh, ok. I like Brody in scenes with the vets or Jessica and Natalie. Again, I'm probably just feeling this way because of my feelings toward Lang.
Wow, so the teen scenes at Vicki's cabin are nothing short of terrible. Good God. I praised the Lord yesterday for their absence and then I just got slapped with them again today. It's like the morning after excessive partying/drinking and you magically feel decent and then get up early but then at about 2 p.m. you feel like shit. I'm not advocating teen sex at all, but if I were 35 year old Nate and Dan-YELLA I'd be pissed!!! Coming between raging teenage hormones...Lord. Just like Llanfair, Vicki's cabin is a revolving door. Vicki needs to amp up her security. I can't say much more about these scenes...you wonderful readers know why. I also don't want to just word vomit about the awfulness of them...it's a Friday and I'm feeling generous.
Lemon Meringue Pie? Kelly, you dipshit. Seriously. Now, if a bacon cheeseburger and fries were in the bag then I might forgive Kelly...but not Lemon Meringue. Lemon Icebox Pie...maybe. Party at Llanfair huh? I will say this (because God knows I've bashed Kelly's stupidity on this blog): Kelly gave it to Joey today and everything she said was SPOT ON! Finally, my prayers have been answered. Kelly grew a pair and finally stopped getting lemon in her eye and choking on olives and told him the truth...thanks! Joey go back to your private pre-K 4 teacher because you are infuriating me! I liked you better making a sandwich yesterday.
Toad Manning (yes, I said toad), you are grating on my LAST NERVE! Maybe I'm also a bit frustrated because I'm so damn confused if Roger Howarth is coming back. Dammit, I get so excited when I think he is and then I hear he may not. Ugh. Stop it, soap world. Please tell me one way or the other. Pulling at my heart strings is cruel! Ok, so I'm convinced Tea is advocating her daughter having sex. I don't find this okay...to me, at least. I just couldn't sit there and know my daughter is out trying to cash in her v-card...just no!!! The more I think about this the more it bothers me. Maybe I'm old-fashioned? I dunno. I don't like her stance with it. Tomas hardly talked today...WTF?
I'm glad you're never giving up on John, Natalie, because God knows I've given up on you. Someone needs to stay positive. Wait...I feel John and Natalie are basically having the same convo again. "I was scared to tell you, John." OMG, enough! Of course, Liam will indeed be John's but for argument's sake...STFU, Natalie! "You wanna hold your son?" UGH! I'm screaming at you, Natalie! I'll say that Detective McBain looks good holding a baby. That baby looks at least 2 1/2 months old. Natalie: telling John that the baby only falls asleep to Miles Davis tunes is just like Kelly bringing you the pie. Just no! That doesn't justify shit.
Thank God for yesterday and today! Besides the teens it was good!
John and Kelly making out next week...yes please. John and Kelly in bed next week and Roxy finds Kelly...anticipation...killing me!
I'm having Nora and Bo withdrawals and I need Clint in my life, too!!! It's been a week! Dammit! Thank God they are on at least 3 times next week.
Still praying Matthew acts normal (by a miracle) next week and not like a slapdick. I'm so over his rudeness to his parents and to Destiny.
I missed Dorian (and her fierce hat) and Vicki today. =(
Oh, and I meant to say this yesterday. Like I said before, Kim Zimmer ONLY wears shades of blue. Her nightie and robe with Charlie at the motel were blue and so was the little ensemble she wore with John McBain. Dear OLTL wardrobe department, Please dress Kim Zimmer in colors besides blue!! Enough! xo, ME. I get it...I have dark hair, the same skin tone and blues eyes, too but I at least change it up a bit. This is a bit much.
I love Marty! I love Marty! (I'm singing this to the tune of "I feel pretty.") Can't wait for her to grace us with her psychotic presence next week. Oh while I'm referring to peeps at St. Anne's, I think Dr. Levin actually shows his face. Hopefully they will fire his ass since I discussed that yesterday. He is a quack doctor...convinced.
Truth about Vickers and his Moroccan vacation comes out next week...super pumped!
This was kind of a fast post. Have to go out and celebrate! Yay for gainful employment!
Hope everyone has a fabulous weekend! Let's all pray that EVERYDAY next week on OLTL is good. If anything you need to pray it is or my posts are going to be bitchy bitchy bitchy! We don't want that now do we? I'm a cheerful gal so I want to post good things! ;)
Off for margaritas!