Am I Watching "General Hospital?"

Rex and Roxy: "No Shane, it's okay. This really is 'One Life to Live.' You're not on the wrong show. It's just a bit confusing since it feels like it's 'General Hospital' lately."

Helloooooo!!!!!! Ah! Happy to type this to y'all! No, I didn't forget about y'all. Just now getting a chance to sit down and watch the show from Thursday and Friday. Oh, and Happy Father's Day...but I'm not sure how many fathers read this blog. My guess is practically zero. Oh well. So...I'm gonna do a crazy, frantic, Marty post of Thursday's episode...then one for Friday. Okie dokie. Oh...and for the life of me I tried to find a pic of Gigi from this week but couldn't. Huge woof. And Ross isn't here to do the still shot. =(

Thursday, June 16th--Frantic Marty's Observations

1. I'm watching the Soapnet version since that penis interrupted the ABC version. I mean...as if that was effing necessary. Plus, like I really need to hear the ABC News reporters give their f*@king take on a penis resigning. The world is going to shit.

2. I want to know the last time the sheets were washed at the Minuteman.

3. Natalie looks miserable in the bed with Brody...like she just ate bad food and now has to go to the bathroom.

4. I have no words for Rama's foot massage orgasm.

5. I don't like Cutter but I love his suit and he is rocking it like a Brooks Brothers model...from the neck down. BB would never have a scruffy model like that.

6. Every time I see Vimal I instantly think "that poor bastard." It never fails.

7. Y'all know Christian is leaving the show early right? Do y'all care? My thoughts exactly. Oh, and I don't give two shit about Chris and Rama. Waste of my time and the show.

8. Mes is the BIGGEST f*@king spaz of all time. More so than Rex. I can also say that I wet my pants when she ran out of Matthew's room asking for a doctor. WORST ACTING EVER.

9. The depth of my anger, rage, and frustration for Mes being all up in Bo and Nora's business cannot be put into words. This shit is making me violent and I am NOT a violent person.

10. It's ABSURD how many Llanview residents are in the hospital right now!!! ABSURD. Seriously. This show should be called General Hospital. Ugh...I loathe GH. Can't lie.

11. Natty, Brody and Liam in that bed...edible. Adorbs. Presh. Cannot deal. Too bad it won't last and Brody will no doubt lose his marbles like the good St. Ann's alum he is.

12. I want Toad to just kill NuJack. Like right now. And, I need Tea out of that damn dress.

13. Gigi's make-up is still PERFECT!!!!!

14. I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW UPSET I AM WITH THESE REX/GIGI SCENES!!! Heartbreaking. So sad. And such a sad way to die. JPL is rocking it.

15. The best part of the show for me was Matt squeezing Nora's hand. Of course, the penis annoucement barred it on ABC. Thank you soapnet.

16. I can't really concentrate on these adorbs Natty, Brody, and Liam scenes because I'm mesmerized by Natty's awesome boobs. Word.

17. LOL...Shawn/Sean is so much larger than Bo.

18. Rex talking to Gigi is killing me. Sadness overload. OMG! Then he got in the bed with her...dying from sadness!

19. OMG...someone kill me. I'm even willing to go out horribly like Jen Rappaport if I have to be subjected to this Tess/Jess shit again. I'm beyond over it. Make up your effing mind! This has gone on long enough!!!!! Vain observation: the kelly green coat is dripping in adorableness.

20. I'm pretty sure the charges against NuJack get dropped...shitastic to the max.

Friday, June 17th--Marty Won't Shut Up. She Wants to Discuss Friday, Too!

1. Jessica's coat...I MUST HAVE IT!!! I'm such a coat whore!!!! Hand it over, bitch!

2. OMG...without a doubt these Clint/Vicki/Bo scenes will be the showstopper for me. My heart literally skips beats when Bo lights up and gushes about Nora...ah! Speaking of...where is she? Fail. If she has to be absent, I hope she is removing Mes from Matt's life. Whatever means necessary.

3. Clint's doctor is the only one I like out of this motley crew. The others are dripping in stupidity and awkwardness.

4. That's right Roxy...Gigi DOES look perfect. Not a damn hair out of place. I hope I look that good when I leave this world. Word.

5. It's comforting to know that Blair drinks almost as much wine as I do. On another note, I will hate that RH will prob just spy on Blair all episode. That'll be just f*@kin' awesome.

6. Bo and Clint interacting and getting along decently well...MAKING MY DAY!

7. Again, Rex talking to Gigi is killing me!

8. I mean...UNBELIEVABLE. So....Clint, Matthew AND Gigi are ALL B-?! No. Just no.

9. Awe...Bo this Clint stuff breaks my heart, too. You sweet thing.

10. I want to get into these Natty/Brody/Jess scenes but I can't. For one, I keep looking at Jessica's coat. Plus, I'm kinda tired of all this. Jess needs to either be Tess or Jess and Brody needs to just go on and go crazy (since sadly he and Natty ain't gonna work out) and I need the truth about McBundle to just come on out. This story is dragging fat ass.

11. I'm yawning during these Ford/Cutter scenes. I'd like to have a drink to get through them but it is too early. Le sigh.

12. Poor Clint's feet are hanging off the bed. I mean...he is sitting up! Can you imagine him lying completely down?! His knees would be off! OMG...these Vicki/Clint scenes are ADORBS! I'm so ready for them to get back together that I don't even know what to do with myself.

13. OMG...Rex telling Bo about Gigi's ordeal. Just break my heart why don't you.

14. Now Vicki and Clint looking through photo albums?! Cuteness overload. Whoa...Joey surfaces 20 minutes in? REALLY?! I love that Vicki hit Clint and said "see?!" So presh.

15. God...Natalie is getting on my last nerve this episode. I'm sorry. On another note...she looks fabu in her post-sex romp robe. Brody is the coolest person in these scenes. Fact.

16. These Starr/Blair scenes are filet o' woof covered in shit sauce. Le barf.

17. I'm so tired of Blair lamenting over her love life.

18. Aaaaaand, where is Renee while all this foolishness is taking place in the living room. Just a big f*@k you...thanks writers. Don't even get me started on no Renee/Clint stuff!!! Don't even!

19. Brody is spot on with everything he is saying. Jessica has been on for all of one hot minute and I'm over her ass already.

20. Holy shit! Bree!! I'll be damned. Whoa! Aubs surfaced 40 minutes in? What is going on?

21. HOLY HELL! So between Brody and Natty's room and the nursery Jessica took off her black finger nail polish and then painted her nails green?!?! haha! Priorities, obviously. That was a "whoopsie" OLTL.

22. Rex/Shane...no words. This is just so heartbreaking. Great job by them, though....for shizzle. Roxy in the background was fabu, too.

23. Is Rama a lawyer? LOL. She was telling Cutter where to sign and everything...ha!

24. I'm VERY interested in all this Rex/Clint fallout about the heart. This will be good.

25. God...Rex and Shane are killing me. On another note...Gigi's doctor sucks HUGE donkey balls.

26. Man, OLTL had to pay RH for this episode and he didn't even effing talk. Unreal. I'd love to know how many actual words he has spoken since his return...

27. MH, you're right...that is indeed a new Ryder!

28. Lordy...now Bo has to break the news about Gigi to Vicki. Poor V. When V said "Omigod" I felt her shock!

29. OMG...Shane just said "mommy." God, I need Zoloft after this episode.

30. Natty...just zip it. You have made too many errors today.

31. I still can't help but rejoice for good ole Clint. I'm so glad the Silver Fox is going to live.

32. Lord...I mean does Dorian have ANY SECURITY at her house?! UNREAL! She is the mayor for crying out loud and ALWAYS has bodyguards. Yet strangers are all over her damn yard. It's as bad as Llanfair!

Whew...Pooped! See y'all tomorrow! I'll respond to comments at some point, too. Off for a run.

Loving you all!

Mija

Wednesday Woof

This pretty much sums up how I feel about Gigi dying (after I start liking her), the Buch sisters sexual liasons, NuJack, Tea's dress, and especially Matthew opening his eyes for Mes and not Bo and Nora.

Le sigh. I've been up since 4:30 and Ross just left for the airport. Just boo. Soooo I decided to go on and watch the show from Wednesday and do a drive-by so I'll be all caught up. Thanks again for all the well wishes!

Oh, do you like the pic? My darling friend, ME, actually gave me a sticker just like it. I thought the word "woof" was fitting so I found a copy of the sticker online. =)

Excuse the errors...to say I'm bleary eyed this morning is an understatement!

Wednesday, June 15th--Random Observations/Comments from the Peanut Gallery

1. If one good thing comes out of this episode, it will be Clint in his "C.B." robe. Times! So, MH was like "ME, Vicki and Clint's convo looked like it took place in the hallway." Ummmm yes she is right. WTF is this about? Snap...Clint's feet are on the bed today! Unbelievable. I mean...that thing is so small. If he turned in the middle of the night it would be all over...just no room!

2. OH.EM.GEE. Kill me. How low can Ford and Tess get?! I tell you if two nuns are ever going to give in and go at it, then I guess the Minuteman is as good a place as any. Plus, they have a minibar.

3. Can we all be in agreement with the fact that every time Natalie has an upsetting convo with John or receives bad news about him she makes really poor decisions. Regardless, I like Brody and Natalie together. Just had to say something about the decision making.

4. The red light outside of John's window bothers the shit out of me. Is that light coming from Llanview's red light district?

5. I can't look at Tea in that dress. Just gonna close my eyes in those scenes and just listen.

6. DAYUM...Rex came to Gigi's rescue a little faster than I thought.

7. Ooooookay...I'm sorry, but I REFUSE to discuss the Mes scenes. My blood pressure will just rise uncontrollably. I may watch a snippet here and there but throughout the show...not commenting. Oh, and I also don't give two flying nuns about Starr or Dan-YELLA's convo so oh well...

8. Wait...has NuJack ever had a scene with Tea before? I can't remember if he has before. I thought NuJack's acting had improved (I mean...like .0000001% but an improvement), but he is acting really stupid in his scenes this episode.

9. I mean...I'm gonna be really upset with these upcoming Rex/Gigi scenes. Aaaaaand of course...the Talkboy got left in the damn basement at Brad's Father's rent house? Or some shit like that....dunno what the house is really. All I know is that I'm so sick and tired of people just walking around with the damn recorder and doing nothing with it. I mean...can the writers please remove the sticks from their asses and wrap up this story. I will refrain from going off on a tangent about the writers and dragging out stories (i.e. this Eddie Ford business...just left open. Fail.)

10. Sooooo Natty/Brody gonna get it on and then Ford/Tess will both get STDs from the MM. What an episode. OF COURSE they have to coordinate it to where both pairs do it. I kinda feel insulted.

11. Bo and Nora should be with Matthew right now or we should be seeing B/N have an actual damn convo about what is going on instead of just a bunch of reactions. Plus, I'm sick and tired of Des sitting by Matthew's bed saying shit like "I'm so close to you after what happened in your bed." God...what a terrible way to put it.

12. Natalie, even though it's a bad decision to sleep with Brody...do it. Brody looks uber good this episode.

13. OMG these Vicki/Clint scenes will HANDS DOWN be the damn floaties that keep me afloat while watching this episode. Otherwise I'm struggling to stay above water. These scenes are too short.

14. TSJ is like the only person who can pull off that v-neck tee (which is an expensive one...I can tell) and a jacket. I don't like it but it looks good on him.

15. I just want to jump through the tv and take Tea's dress off of her...and I don't mean it in a sexual way.

16. Wait...did Rex call Roxy mom? Tear.

17. MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS RISING!!!!!!! Mes...STFU!!!??? I have never wanted to harm someone so badly in all my life...I swear. Fast forwarding...

18. I'm assuming that Addie Cramer is keeping little Bree on this fine evening since Vicki is with Clint...her mommy is AWOL...her aunt is about to eff her "dad" in her own damn house...charlie left town. Need I say more?

19. Where is Liam during this Brody/Natty sex romp? He'd be better off with Marty's Playhouse!!! Take that to the bank!!!

20. I'm EXHAUSTED watching these Ford/Tess scenes.

21. LAWD...OLTL please cool it with the day old flashbacks for crying out loud!!! The Rex/Clint flashback was like last week. Flashbacks are for old shit! You tell Clint how it is Queen V!!!! I adore Clint like Nigel does, but he is being a stubborn bastard right now.

22. Poor Shane. He knows Gigi is really hurt. I feel terrible for all of them.

23. NuJack is an effing bastard and he needs his balls cut off! I loathe this little prick.

24. Man...poor Ross isn't here to listen to all of Ford's cheesy lines to Tess.

25. Ok so I'd love to know where Liam is during all this sex.

26. OMG this is a lot of sex for me to watch this early in the morning!!!!! I did not know it was this much. Good God.

27. NuJack I would be scared of Toad and I hope he beats the ever living shit out of you.

28. God, it's a shame that Natty, the star CSU of the LPD, isn't the one dusting the scene for prints. I feel bad John has to use his #2 at this scene, but Natty needed some ass...

29. Poor Clint...I'm like him "where are the damn orderlies?!" I can't believe they are leaving the Silver Fox just hanging out in the hallway!? He is freakin' Clint Buch! Obey, bitches!!! His pimp hand is fierce!

30. OH.HELL.MOTHER.F*@KING.NO!!!!!!!! Matthew is going to open his eyes for MESTINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you f*@king kidding me?! EGREGIOUS!!!!!! WOOF WOOF WOOF! I was fine with this episode until this shit.

31. OMG poor Rexy...poor Shane. Poor me...I finally liked Gigi and now this...lordy.

Okay I must run. I'll get to the comments today if it kills me!

Much love to all of you and Happy Thursday!!!

xx,

Mija

Death by Red Plastic Cup

Gigi: "So wait, lemme get this straight. I'm gonna die at the hands of a red plastic cup, but people like NQS, James and Dayt-en get to stay and do cool shit? This is a fail."

Good Evening, Y'all! Sorry for my absence. Ross' grandfather is sick, and we have just had a lot going on here. Soooo Ross is flying to NOLA at the crack of dawn until Monday. Whannnnn! =( It is relatively calm at the moment so let me go on get started. I will do a full post of Tuesday's episode. I will more than likely do a drive-by of Wednesday's episode. We shall see. If I can't get to comments tonight I will tomorrow. I appreciate each and every single one and read them...love them!

Oh...time out. I need to say thank you to everyone for being so thoughtful and concerned about us. Ross appreciates it, too. Y'all are the sweetest.

Tuesday, June 14th

OMG....kill me. The Nun, the crazy and the padded room. Woof! I must say...I'd love to run and throw myself up against the wall and see if I bounce back.

Yay Brody/Natty!

I'm dying for this Nora/Clint confrontation to be superbly awesome. I also love she is on a rampage. Awesome.

These Vicki/Bo scenes need to be fabu, too. Oooookay so my heart kinda melts every time Bo talks about Nora and her determination because he just smiles so sweetly...and smiles with his eyes. Le sigh. Oh, and snap...thank you writers for remembering that Bo and Vicki have always been close.

God I hate Tea's dress! It is very much a fall/autumn dress. Not a June dress...

I cannot believe Jack has on a shirt that is a red plastic cup. I know I won't let this go...

Poor Gigi...that dress is gonna go to waste. Damn shame. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm not gonna call Gigi silly, because I don't feel like going down this road but just in case anyone else is ever put in some shitty situation like this: Y'all do know you aren't supposed to turn on a generator in an enclosed space...right? It's just not smart.

OMG...Lola just lapped up some of Ross' pina colada (yes, we are being douchy and drinking those. This is rare and never happens. The rum is fabu, though). She will be drunk in 5 minutes. Perf.

I just want to wrap my arms around Bo and just tell him everything is going to be okay. Vicki is the most supportive friend ever. Good God!!!! A Ben reference! Well, I just cannot handle Bo Buchanan upset like this. He looks so fragile. First time he has really showed some emotion though...I like it.

Nora continues her rampage...love it. Sorry...but you can most def tell that Clint is genuinely upset and concerned. Aaaaaand these scenes are too f*@king short.

OMGeezus! I don't give two flying nuns about this Ford/Tess shit. Bess knows everything, Tess? If she did then she would know that all your camera time is absurd.

This Brody/Natalie convo annoys me only because I know that the McBundle is really John's and poor Brody will get the shaft. Can't handle it.

Ahhhh!!!! There's Marty's Playhouse! Eventhough it's in a flashback from just days ago. I'm sorry, but I can't deal with Tea's dress. Good God get her out of it!

"Fig parent" and "gynecological deal." Hilar. Thanks Roxy.

Oh no....I actually feel bad for Gigi since she realized the CO is the silent killer.

OMG!!!! Ford...Tess is NOT real! I can't deal with these scenes. Maybe because I have no patience tonight...or ever.

Brody looks REALLY attractive today. Just sayin'...

Shut up NuJack and don't call the Man in Black "McPain." Tea's hair looks different today, too. I hate this. These scenes are two f*@king seconds, too! FAIL.

Roxy just said "something you put somewheres." I feel like I'm back in Louisiana.

God...Gigi basically knows she might die. Scary.

Puh-leeeeeeze let these Nora/Clint scenes be longer. Nope...too short. I know Nora is getting a lot of flack for going after Clint, but I totally see why she thinks that he may indeed be behind all this just because Clint has done so much to them and she is paranoid. And, yes Clint loves Matthew but in her mind she just thinks that Clint manipulated Matthew into killing Eddie...game over for Clint in her mind. Just sayin'...

I must say that these Bo/Vicki scenes are the highlight of the show for me. Aaaaaand, I cannot deal with Bo tearing up and crying! Poor thing. He REALLY is in such a difficult spot. I totally understand his position in all this, too. Oh, and any fight that he and Nora have is totally warranted and understandable in my mind. Ugh...I cried when Bo asked "How do you let your child go?" Cannot deal. Bo Buchanan overload...goodness gracious.

OMG, Tess...don't call Vicki "Pollyanna." I think that is an insult. Vicki is waaaaaay more cooler than that.

Wow...Brody is moving out of Llanfair? I forgot he even lived there. How did I forget that?

Ugh...these Toad/Johnny McB scenes are too short.

I'll be damned...I'm actually UPSET with these Gigi scenes. OMG...this is upsetting! Now she is gonna make a recording?! Is she gonna record over Marty's confession? AHHH!!!!! She can't tape over it! I cannot believe I'm genuinely interested in these scenes. Lordy.

God Bless...aaaand Bo is killing me today. Again, Vicki is beyond supportive...fabu. Bo gets so much criticism for being a hypocrite but these scenes are prime example about how truly fabulous he really is! Word yo!

Clint is totally telling the truth with all this Matthew love stuff. Again, these scenes are entirely too short.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Ford is tricking the blind nun! I don't like this at all...seriously!

I mean...how many f*@king times in this episode do they have to say that Brody is Liam's father?! Kill me.

I'm genuinely interested in the Toad/McBain scenes and they are 2 seconds.

NuJack needs to be knocked the f*@k out like first day he showed up. Is that a portrait of Judge Fitzwater behind NuJack?! You KNOW she would set his ass straight...word.

Ok so what is that red light that keeps blinking outside of John's office window?

I'm gonna like Gigi a week or two before she dies...unbelievable.

I love concerned Bo. So darling. And a headbump! Yay! Wow...Nora is so far gone at this point. I mean...all this talk about Matthew getting his color back and then Vicki being like "okay I"m leaving." Lordy. Word...how can you believe Clint loves Matthew when he hates Rex? Good point.

I could effing cry watching Gigi. FF is doing a really good job. She truly is...

That royal blue expandable folder in John's office is for "convictions?!" Llanview needs to get an electronic filing system. Good God.

Rex, use your PI skills to find Gigi!!! You're the best one in town!!! Now is the time!

Gigi's acting is great today. It's true cause y'all know my ass wouldn't typically say it!!! Much deserved credit!

B/N alone again...unbelievable. Aaaand Nora didn't even let Bo get a word in and then made the decision on her own (right then and there) to not take off Matthew off life support and then walked off. Lord have mercy. These two are in a terrible bind. I prefer them happy so I'd flove to move past this.

God...poor Clint. Seriously. I don't care...he is redeemed in my eyes! Redeemed!! I can't stay mad at him even if he effed with my two favorites. I don't know why, but I can't!

Ok so I'm sorry but I'm just disgusted with the Tess/Ford thing and them tying up the blind nun. Just wrong and not amusing.

Snap...Natty/Brody kissing. I know they get it on, but I wasn't expecting a kiss today. Sidenote: Where is Bree?! Does Brody even care? WTF?

Go Rex!!!! Go save her!!! Gigi's nails are manicured nicely eventhough the color is a bit too Pepto for my taste...

Ok y'all...where the f*@k is "On the Next OLTL?" Seriously! They just decided to stop showing them out of the blue (just like they decided to start showing them randomly)?! This is a huge fail. Balls!

The vets were faboosh, but their scenes were too short. Ugh.

Okay..not sure if I'll post about today's episode tonight or tomorrow. Just keep checking.

Thank you!

Much love,

Mija

Meet You Back Here This Afternoon/Evening

Sorry. We had quite the day here yesterday. One of Ross' family members is ill and we had a lot on our plate. I haven't even watched Tuesday's show yet, but I heard it was great. So I'll either do a double post this evening or just do Tuesday's and then do today's episode in the morning. I'll keep you posted but this evening there will be at least one post. Sorry darlings! See you here later!

xx,

Mija

Family Reunion?

Stacey: "I will only allow Gigi to die if she brings me back my boots! I don't care if Kim has them you bring them back! Make it happen or I'll lock you in a room with Mes for life!"

Mornin' y'all! I'm sleep-deprived and running around like crazy with wedding stuff. Lordy. I am praying this post makes about 60% sense. Will be a damn miracle! I see I have comments so I'll do those from work at some point or later this evening. I'm not necessarily doing a drive-by but I'm going to number my comments since I find it easier...at least in the mornings. Alright then...

Monday, June 13th

1. Wow...so RH is talking for the second day in a row. It effing took long enough. I still have nightmares of him spouting off bullshit while dressed as a cloud with white Keds. Ugh.

2. I hate to say it but poor Vicki. WHAT?!?! NOOOOO! REALLY?! Ford is dressed as a nun? Give me a f*@king break! This is so ridic and downright insulting. Thanks for the middle fingers writers.

3. OMG I cannot deal with this doctor being mean to B/N. She is so awful.

4. Aaaand Gigi looks adorbs. That dress is so pretty and looks good ON her. I have been complimenting this bitch like no other. What in the hell is going on?!

5. Aw hell, not only do we have to see Brad the Prune and NuJack (still in the red plastic cup shirt) but now they are toting a new chick with them? Is that the same girl from last time? Emily? I don't remember and really don't give a shit enough to look it up. They all need to explode...including the girl and I don't even know her.

6. OMG the universe is out of whack because Roxy is on for like the 4th or 5th time in a week. She doesn't have the "I just got f*@ked in a truckstop bathroom" look today. I mean...her hair is more tame.

7. Ooookay so when John walked up and said "What's wrong? Is it Liam?!" I kinda peed on myself when I heard him say it...kinda funny the way it came out. I know their scenes are going to be the bulk of the show today I'm sure. Le sigh. Yes John they are sure Clint is dying, but I'm sure you could go check Clint out yourself (whisper the whole time you're doing it, obviously) and REALLY find out if Clint is indeed dying or not. Your FBI training will tell you. Oh, and Natty is right--Clint always forgives her. Sweet.

8. Ok y'all know I lurve Clint like nobody's business but he is being kind of a bastard still. I wish he would soften up with Rex a bit, but I'm sure it will take Gigi dying to do it.

9. B/N affection is adorable. OH.EM.GEE. This doctor (with her hands in her pockets) is like "I just thought you should know. Not only could he save a life but it could be the life of his own uncle. I thought that might inform your decision." REALLY!? The way she said it was like "Hey, if you buy the second sweater you get a 3rd for 40% off. Just thought you should know." I need Nora to go postal on her ass NOW! When Mes gets taken out I need this doctor gone, too...two for one deal!

10. Once again, it just goes to show how effing atrosh Dr. Levin is as a doctor. His ECTs are even a failure of epic proportions. How this man is employed I will never know. Also, Ford in this Nun's outfit is just a big middle finger. AS IF this could work! I mean where did he get the outfit?! The supply closet?! Yeah right.

11. Starr don't even act concerned that Sam was talking to a homeless man. You know that both you and Blair don't give a shit. Pretending like you care ain't working. You and your mom care about sex too much to care about Sam hanging by the pool alone and talking to homeless men.

12. OMG so the new Jell-O Temptations commercial shows a girl polishing coal because she took the Jell-O?! WARPED!

13. I'm not even watching Tess/Brody/Vicki since I'm just staring at Ford in the background.

14. Ooookay...it's thesaurus time, writers. This show says "gall" WAYYYYYY too much. It is like their go-to word. I swear they are using it instead of "balls." hehe...no, I'm kidding but they need a new damn word. Ok so if I were in Nora's position I would totally think Clint was behind all this. I'd be a bit warped. These scenes are wayyyyy to f*@king short. Fail.

15. Aaaaand these Rex/Clint scenes are too damn short. These should be intense and a little longer. Just no.

16. I flove that Roxy wanted strippers. What a hoot it would be if Roxy brought strippers to the ceremony? Oh snap! The talkboy. Awe....ok so I saw the tape recorder and kinda got upset because I thought of Marty's Playhouse. Escpecially the visual of Marty throwing her hands in the air and going "aaahhhhh!" after she threw Natty off the roof. Good times. Aaaaand, a flashback...yeah because that was needed. Woof.

17. I'm not into John and Natalie, but if I were I'd be upset since their scenes are like 2 seconds long, too. ALL of these scenes today seem short.

18. Gigi didn't lock the door when she left. Not that it matters...

19. God, I feel NOTHING when watching these John and Natalie scenes. Yes, everyone hate me. Hate away. I have to be honest with y'all though....aaaand, that's just how I feel.

20. Ah...RH flashback with Starr! Now THAT is a flashback! Not one from days ago...years ago! Finally done right.

21. OMG...who do I have to sleep with to get the writers to stop insulting us. Between Ford in this Halloween costume (which by the way...he is ALWAYS in some costume now that I think about it) and Brad the Prune and NuJack and his red plastic cup shirt I want to pull my hair out. And, I'm enjoying the show today too!

22. Dr. Levin is bad like the smurf doctor but I find Dr. Levin kinda of funny in a creepy way.

23. Who gives a flying f*@k about Ford and Tess? YoSammity I know you do...Ross does, too. But I for one sure as hell don't. Huge woof.

24. Poor Nora has been crying for days...days! She still looks fabu by the way. Bo has looked nauseous and despondent for days. These two need some happiness...lord have mercy! They are NEVER happy! Unfair.

25. DAMN...Rex is such a spaz.

26. So is it only raining at this rental property and not the rest of Llanview? Omigod that music is HEINOUS!!! I want to remove my eardrums! AWFUL!

27. John and Natalie kissed after John told Natalie that their moment wasn't just a moment. So romantic. Can you tell if I'm being serious?

28. These Ford/Tess scenes are riveting!!!!! I love a man trying to profess his love while dressed in Nun's outfit. Sacrelig? Maybe.

29. A Kevin mention!!!! Be still my heart! I got turned on just hearing his name. Le sigh.

30. Foreshadowing with the whole Clint not having a chance to know Gigi and Shane before it was too late. Well, Clint is going to get very close to Gigi if he gets her heart.

31. Oh so NOW NuJack is starting to feel bad?! That bastard. I don't care. I don't feel sorry for him or think he has a heart. I just don't.

32. Aaaand I totally feel sorry/worried for Gigi. Ok so I'm just really almost 100% sure it is Gigi that dies. Gosh...her poor parents. First Stacey (I was elated about that one) and now Gigi...poor parents.

33. I must admit that I do laugh when I hear Tess call Brody "Dudley." haha.

34. That's right, John. Kissing Natalie at the hospital is "not the place." You need to take Natty back to your awesome digs with the slot machine. Aw hell...we know it's not "really over" Natalie. Don't fret. You will get your man in black back. All in good time, darling. All in good time.

35. UGH...Bo and Nora weren't in the past two segments. Barf Barf Woof.

36. LOL..."Kelly forgot her laptop and I told her I'd come by and get it." REALLY?! I mean really, John?

37. Another smart move in the making...Natty and Brody sleep together this week. I love that Natalie is always upset about John and then just decides "Oh hey I'll sleep with Brody." Obviously that seems to be workin' for her. Everything has gone so well ever since their first roll in the hay.

38. SHAMEFUL!!!! Nuns are not supposed to be in relationships! What would God think about this Ford?! The church?!

39. Ok so who wants to just go hug Bo? I'm tearing up. He just kissed Matthew's hand. I can't deal.

40. Oh snap. I cannot wait for this Nora/Clint confrontation. Please be awesome. It has all the potential in the world. Aaaand, how about everyone storming Clint's room to chew him out? LOL. His room has been full of action and drama!

41. Carbon Monoxide...scary. Poor Gigi.

42. Starr!!! I get so offended when you pretend to be responsible and a parent! Addie is the one! Addie!

43. Omigod I LOATHE the KDP Happy Bday thing. Y'all it's atrosh.

44. What in the HELL is going on?! B/N in ANOTHER promo?! This is like their 3rd within a month! Matthew opens his eyes? I'm not getting my hopes up.

45. Where is Dorian? Miss her.

Ok...have to go. Thanks for reading/commenting/being fabulous. Love you all and have a lovely day.

xx,

Mija

Mestiny Madness

David Vickers Buchanan: "You know Mary-Ella wants to kick your ass, Mes. So I'm offering you the job of a lifetime--to work on my new movie. I got Langston out of Llanview so she could be spared from Mary-Ella so I suggest you do the same."

Good Morning Everyone!!! Hope y'all had a great weekend. Mine was absolutely fantastic! Ok so somehow I have been up since 5:30 but am off to a late start. How this happened I don't know. So, I'm gonna comment on all the scenes that I feel like...not necessarily every single one. Oh, and besides the NuJack/Brad and Mes/Starr scenes this episode was excellent. I know I have some comments so I'll get to those at some point today. Okie dokie...

Friday, June 10th

Soooo Todd has surfaced at Dorian's pool aka Llanview Country Club. haha! PEEING! Little Sam in those sunglasses! They are adorably awful looking. Wait...they just let little Sam go hang by the pool? Of course...Blair's parenting skills are shit.

Be still my heart! John and Kelly. Let me enjoy this goodness while I can cause we sure as hell won't see this again probably.

Clint! Where have you been hiding out?! Missed you.

Oh poor Bo. Hugs.

UGH!!!!!!! My rage is going to be out of control this morning!!! This Mes pregnancy shit is making ME nauseous!! Also, I mean REALLY?! She is having morning sickness this quickly? As if. Fail.

F*@k...Brad has to surface. Of course he does. Very fitting.

I will say that I think Gigi looks really good. Let me go on even further and say that (I can't believe I'm saying this) I am starting to like Gigi. OF COURSE...she is most def gonna die (I think) so as soon as I start to like her she will exit. Woof.

Hell Bo...Nora just heard you. Get ready.

hehe...that little Sam is just too cute.

Oh, and Gigi's hair is also quite tame. I also can't believe I'm enjoying these Shane/Gigi scenes. What is happening to me?!

Will someone please explain to me what is on NuJack's shirt?!?! I think it's a red plastic cup.

Mes is making me want to slit my wrists.

LOL....Clint: "Heyyyy I'm number 1." Poor baby. In some unusual way, Clint fits on that child's bed better than Matthew does. Hmmm.

I mean...Kelly Cramer looks FABU! I've never in my life seen someone look THAT great when being discharged from the hospital. Just insane. May I just say that I peed on myself when John said that Marty got on a plane with enough fuel to cross the Atlantic. HAHAHA! John!!! DAMMIT! Stop apologizing please! We are all thankful you let Marty go. Just be gracious.Wait...say what?! Did Kelly just say "Maybe we should stop seeing each other?" I thought they already broke up? I'm so confused.

"McPain Martyrs Manning" Lurve those headlines...

I think Sam stepping on NuJack's toe may just be the highlight of my day.

A Bree mention...wow. Where is this child?

OMG Kelly's shoes were presh!!! God...John and Kelly are so much better than John and Natalie. Woof on them not lasting and woof on Kelly leaving the show early. Like her or not, other people need to go first.

Awe...Clint I'm sad for you in these scenes but you won't die. Whew.

Oookay these Bo and Nora scenes need to be longer. Ridiculous. Brace yourself, Bo darling. Nora is about to lose it...

Well NuJack was right about something...Blair just lets Sam run around. I mean...where is Blair?! Capricorn?!

I'm so annoyed. The writers are like "Oh, let's introduce Starr into this Matthew's injury storyline since she got pregs as a teenager. She can be there for Mes and be an example of how much of a BADASS mother she is." This is such horseshit and I'm insulted. I'm FAST FORWARDING!!!! I'm sorry!

Snap...I can't fast forward here's Nora. May I just say I hate when they argue. I actually feel sorry for both of them here. These scenes are just THAT good. I have nothing else to add. They are the best.

WHAT!? A Kevin and Cord mention?! STFU! Thanks writers. Ugh. We can't see Kevin and Cord but we can see all the Fords. OMG and let me just say...WHERE IN THE HELL IS RENEE?!?! This is so f*@king insulting! Can we just get a mention? AND...may I also request that when/if we do get a Renee mention can it NOT come out of James Ford's mouth?! I mean...just scream "F*@K YOU, Mary-Ella" if you are gonna say that Renee will only let James work on her car. Please!!!

Okay so are John and Kelly basically having the same damn convo they had the other day? WTF is going on...

These Clint/Natty/Joey scenes are fabu, too. Clint! So before you die you want to see Joey and Natalie with the people they love? Dorian Lord for Joe!!! hehe...kidding. Well...kind of. No, I'm not kidding. I would want that...

Hillary I don't need to be tearing up before work but you're doing a phenomenal job. "So, I don't want to hear another word about blood types or organ donation and not even a whisper about how our son cannot be saved. Agreed?" AWESOME!!! So awesome! Typing how fab these two are doesn't do them justice!

OMG...soooo I kinda want to bring Sam home with me and just hang out with him and shoot the shit. I think he would be a super cool kid. We would have a good time I just know it.

I cannot handle this Bo/Nora adorableness and affection! Presh! I mean...Nora just apologized to Rex. Too sweet.

AHHH!!! It's 5 'til 7! I have to hurry. I may need to start doing this at night again...

These Shane/Gigi scenes are adorbs. I think I have some kind of spell over me...

FF'ing these Starr/Mes scenes. No time for this foolishness!!!!! FOOLISHNESS!!!!

Awe...Nora talking to Matthew. Just sad.

Aaaand Bo continues to be uber selfless and ask about Rex and be happy for him. He.Is.So.Perfect.

OMG John and Kelly adorableness is invading my living room!!! Oozing...spilling...overflowing!

Ok...I'm like drive-bying the rest of this shit...

Sam: "Are you a homeless person? Aunt Dorian says we should help the homeless." Come home with me and let's hang out, Sam! You're too cool for words.

Someone please take Mes out for me!!!! PLEASE! Again, I will pay you handsomely!

Rex and Natty...adorbs.

Woman in the Jell-O commercial...DIE! You're such a bitch to your kids!

Awe...Shane said "Morasco-Balsoms." Kinda cute.

Ok...so I think that IS a red solo cup on NuJack's shirt. He is such a...failure. Failure sums it up.

Yeaaaaaah.....Gigi is most def gonna die. Surely.

Kelly just made a Pine Valley reference. Nice.

I'm ready for these Rex/Clint scenes on Monday. Should be good.

Aaaaand, I'm pretty sure the writers have it out for me personally by subjecting me to this Mestiny pregs fiasco. There is just no other explanation. THIS IS PERSONAL!!! UGH!!!! Why on Earth are the writers making my blood pressure rise like this?! They need to pay for my medicine!

OMG...Nora is about to lose it. THIS DOCTOR IS AWFUL!!!!!!!!! Jesus! Aaaand, I just teared up...."I don't understand it's just so random! It's just so pointless! He can't be like this forever!" I CANNOT HANDLE Nora upset like this! Aaaand, I also can't handle Bo being despondent. He doesn't even have to say anything and I'm upset. =( These two are so mother effing fabu!

Joey/Kelly...eh just no. Sorry kids. Ain't a fan.

Lord...John and Natty will talk on Monday's episode. Ugh. I will now dislike both of their characters I'm sure since I enjoy them separately.

I'm assuming that Sam is an excellent swimmer and that is why no one was watching him at the pool. Fail.

Okay I must go right now!!! Today's episode should be great so I can't wait. Maybe I'll post this evening instead of tomorrow.

I'm about to try and calm down about this Mes shit.

Love y'all much,

Mija

Mestiny!!! Leave Bo and Nora Alone PLEASE! xx, ME

Nora: "Bo, that child won't leave us alone. We can't have one minute with Matthew in peace."

Top o' the mornin' to y'all and HAPPY FRIDAY! Hope y'all are having better weather than we are in Chicago. Ugh...nasty right now and may I just say it's FREEZING! Dammit. Anyway, y'all know that I flurved Thursday's episode since B/N were on...and thank God! Oh, FYI...I'll respond to all previous comments AND new comments from work. Excuse the errors since I doubt I'll even have time to proofread. This will be a mess I'm sure. So....

Thursday, June 9th

Just awesome...so since Tess is on that means Ford will be on today. James, too, I'm sure. Woof. When is Bess done?

Vicki!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!! She looks fabu as usual! PEEING! Tess bit Dr. Levin!? God...he needs it. He is the worse doctor of all time. Even worse than Dr. Smurf with the awesome bedside manner...ugh. LOL...Vicki: "Ooooh, I'm so sorry."

Wait...did Ford just drop those weights on the floor? Bad decision. You should know not to do that. I'm sure Inez taught you nothing so I'm not surprised.

Well, if Brad is on today WITH NuJack then I am gonna need someone to just put me out of my misery Gabrielle Medina style...like whoa.

I'm not interested in this bullying storyline at all, but at least Shane is getting smart and standing up for himself. Good on him.

Times the f*@k out!!!! Ooooooookay. Not that I give two shits where Inez is but I mean REALLY?!?! Dayt-en is just hangin' out in the living room in that purple nightie and now Nate just busts up in the there with just a damn towel on?! Is this a brothel and I'm just not aware. Also, Nate's hair is out of control and looks like Ray Liotta's hair in "Goodfellas." Okay...I'm stopping.

I just know I'm gonna want to beat Mes by the end of this show is over. Just know it.

Aaaaand Matthew's feet are hanging off the bed. I know those beds are small but even Clint's feet didn't dangle that much. Awe...good on ya Nora. Already researching cases like Matthew's...so determined. Just love it. And may I just say that Hillary Smith has never looked better!!! Her outfit is all kinds of fabu and I'm certain it's her own since the wardrobe dept. could never be so cool. That color is gorg on her. Bo has that looking nauseous thing down to a science. NOOOO!!!! Stop eavesdropping Mes!!! F*@k!!! Do not make me go postal on you today. OMG...my poor Bo and Nora. I cannot deal.

I mean...Dayt-en is just having coffee, eating cereal, and just making herself right at home huh? My God!!!! I cannot wrap my mind around this shit.

I'm not discussing NuJack. I mean...y'all know how I feel. He and Brad are walking middle fingers with a side of douchebag.

Ok...so the way Rex said "MyFace" made it sound like the Shane Morasco thing "blew up on my face." LOL. Y'all need to rewind that shit if you missed it. Raise your hand if your glad GiGi has toned it down with the plaid! YAY!

The knocked up in high school joke by NuJack was kinda funny but I'm not engaging in these scenes. Ooooooh JUST what we need--Starr getting involved with this Matthew shit.

Wow...Ford can do push-ups?! OLTL never shows these guys working out. May I JUST say that I hate that damn picture of the hot dog and fries in the background. WOOF.

I'm so invested in Tess' love for Ford. FAIL.

DAYUM...Vicki is like all knowing with this ECT shit. Go ahead Vicki...show Dr. Levin that you are indeed the HBIC. Word!

May I also say that I hate the mother on the Jell-O Temptations commercials because she is a total bitch to her children in that tent. Ugh.

It's amazing...I actually just enjoyed the Gigi/Rex/Shane scene when they said they were going to get married at city hall today. I thought it was kind of adorbs since Shane got so excited. I'm sure it's like his dream come true. Awe.

Dr. Levin looks like he has had a LOT of plastic surgery. AHHHHH!!!!! Timeout!!!! I JUST realized who he reminds me of--David Guest! You know that guy who was married to Liza Minelli a few years ago?!?! Not that they look alike but just something reminds me of him. Something about them looks a bit plucked and pulled and tucked. hahaha! This is awesome...

WOW...there was a blind nurse on duty, Ford??? You bastard. James is the only one making sense here...

AGAIN...where in the hell did Dayt-en get that new pic sweater? With what money? Also, even after Nate's hair dried he still has the Ray Liotta look going on today. This is so strange.

Awe...BN holding hands. YES! Nora even suggested getting a better doctor! She. Is.So.Awesome. Now she is crying a doing a fab job! However, I can't deal with Nora or Vicki crying. Lordy. DAMMIT!!!! Mes! I CANNOT DEAL WITH YOU RUINING THE BO AND NORA SCENES. I JUST CAN'T! I want to pull my f*@king hair out. I'm like screaming at the tv and it's 6:45 a.m. Woof! YES!!!!!! Nora just shut Mes down! Thank you Jesus. Best.Move.Ever. Nora is just uber determined. I flove it. Lord...OF COURSE Bo isn't going to say anything. I know they are going to have an argument about this soon. And...I think their upcoming argument is totally warranted. I know a lot of people are upset about it, but I think it's totally realistic given the circumstances.

Ok...I kinda need to hurry. It's 10 til 7. Thank God I don't have to wash my hair this morning. So I may gloss over some of this....

I like Starr's outfit today.

Sooooo Ford and James have a gym membership to Serenity Springs to lift weights, but they also lift weights at home? Hmmm.

Score...Vicki gets to interact with someone besides Dr. Levin. And she just gave Tess an ultimatum. Awesome.

NuJack...you ain't makin' a fool outta Shane. You're makin' a fool outta yourself on every episode your on. Word.

I think this Rex/Gigi shit about death do us part is such foreshadowing. Surely Gigi will be Clint's donor right?

Nora darling, I can't deal with you being upset. Bo has hardly said one damn word this episode, p.s. I think their silence in this scene speaks volumes! I feel my heartbreaking as they just sit there looking despondent. God...what a shitty situation. Also, if Hillary Smith doesn't get an Emmy nomination for this storyline then I'm gonna lose it.

I KNOW I can't deal with these Mes/Matthew scenes. NOOOO! "Not after what happened in your bed?!" Take me out Gabrielle Medina style RIGHT NOW! Aaaaand now Starr is involved in the story.

LOL..."That's right, anesthetize me Vicki." haha! Good question, Tess. When IS the last time Vicki felt good? Queen V deserves happiness like last year!! Give it to her, writers! She deserves it! God Bless...EVERYONE leaves Tess' room and like has a damn breakdown after.

Aaaand these Mes/Starr scenes are going to be shown on repeat in hell right after the Dayt-en/James scenes. God Bless this is torture. TORTURE!!! Cannot even engage in disucssion about this because I will get to pissy before work.

OMG...Nora is determined as hell. Lurve it. Bo looks like he just wants to vomit and doesn't have the heart to tell Nora that he doesn't think Matthew is coming back. Lord have mercy...tear. Bo and Nora are too fab for words. Again, Bo is selfless and asks Rex about the suit.

ComicGirl15 looks familiar for some reason...

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! HBIC Vicki at Ford's door in Queen V mode. I flove this. I love when Vicki gets pissy and mad. So fabu.

These guards at St. Ann's are the douchiest lookin' guys I think I've ever seen...

OMG! Starr and Mes get out of Matthew's room...for my sanity, please.

I agree Rex...it's only been a few days so I wouldn't jump to donating my child's organs. I flove Bo talking about how determined Nora is. Bo is really gonna want to vomit after Rex tells him about the heart and the blood type.

Ok...someone please tell me WHAT is on NuJack's shirt. Is that a red SOLO cup?? I'm so confused.

Score...I'm actually glad that Shane is onto Nujack's ass.

Whoa. Matthew is uber lucky to have Nora as his mom. That was a determined and heartfelt speech to Matthew. Tear.

Aaaand Bo does look nauseous. That's right...Clint and Matthew have the same blood type and Clint needs a heart and Matt is barely hanging on. Lordy. That's heavy stuff.

Ford...I mean how can you NOT obey to Vicki's requests/commands?! I mean she is mesmerizing.

I kinda hope this ECT thing works with Tess. Ready for this shit to move on. Even Ross is sick of it so you KNOW this shit has gone on for too damn long! WORD!

Thanks Bo and Nora for being uber fabulous with this storyline and thank you Vicki for being an HBIC with Ford. Oh and if ANYONE is interested in flying to Llanview to take out Mestiny please let me know! I'll pay you handsomely for it...swear.

Ooookay I'm running late. Oh, and I have a LOVELY friend in town this weekend so I am not sure what day I'll post today's episode but it will be posted...promise. Just keep checking in...

Thanks so much! Love you all!

Mija