Mestiny Madness

David Vickers Buchanan: "You know Mary-Ella wants to kick your ass, Mes. So I'm offering you the job of a lifetime--to work on my new movie. I got Langston out of Llanview so she could be spared from Mary-Ella so I suggest you do the same."

Good Morning Everyone!!! Hope y'all had a great weekend. Mine was absolutely fantastic! Ok so somehow I have been up since 5:30 but am off to a late start. How this happened I don't know. So, I'm gonna comment on all the scenes that I feel like...not necessarily every single one. Oh, and besides the NuJack/Brad and Mes/Starr scenes this episode was excellent. I know I have some comments so I'll get to those at some point today. Okie dokie...

Friday, June 10th

Soooo Todd has surfaced at Dorian's pool aka Llanview Country Club. haha! PEEING! Little Sam in those sunglasses! They are adorably awful looking. Wait...they just let little Sam go hang by the pool? Of course...Blair's parenting skills are shit.

Be still my heart! John and Kelly. Let me enjoy this goodness while I can cause we sure as hell won't see this again probably.

Clint! Where have you been hiding out?! Missed you.

Oh poor Bo. Hugs.

UGH!!!!!!! My rage is going to be out of control this morning!!! This Mes pregnancy shit is making ME nauseous!! Also, I mean REALLY?! She is having morning sickness this quickly? As if. Fail.

F*@k...Brad has to surface. Of course he does. Very fitting.

I will say that I think Gigi looks really good. Let me go on even further and say that (I can't believe I'm saying this) I am starting to like Gigi. OF COURSE...she is most def gonna die (I think) so as soon as I start to like her she will exit. Woof.

Hell Bo...Nora just heard you. Get ready.

hehe...that little Sam is just too cute.

Oh, and Gigi's hair is also quite tame. I also can't believe I'm enjoying these Shane/Gigi scenes. What is happening to me?!

Will someone please explain to me what is on NuJack's shirt?!?! I think it's a red plastic cup.

Mes is making me want to slit my wrists.

LOL....Clint: "Heyyyy I'm number 1." Poor baby. In some unusual way, Clint fits on that child's bed better than Matthew does. Hmmm.

I mean...Kelly Cramer looks FABU! I've never in my life seen someone look THAT great when being discharged from the hospital. Just insane. May I just say that I peed on myself when John said that Marty got on a plane with enough fuel to cross the Atlantic. HAHAHA! John!!! DAMMIT! Stop apologizing please! We are all thankful you let Marty go. Just be gracious.Wait...say what?! Did Kelly just say "Maybe we should stop seeing each other?" I thought they already broke up? I'm so confused.

"McPain Martyrs Manning" Lurve those headlines...

I think Sam stepping on NuJack's toe may just be the highlight of my day.

A Bree mention...wow. Where is this child?

OMG Kelly's shoes were presh!!! God...John and Kelly are so much better than John and Natalie. Woof on them not lasting and woof on Kelly leaving the show early. Like her or not, other people need to go first.

Awe...Clint I'm sad for you in these scenes but you won't die. Whew.

Oookay these Bo and Nora scenes need to be longer. Ridiculous. Brace yourself, Bo darling. Nora is about to lose it...

Well NuJack was right about something...Blair just lets Sam run around. I mean...where is Blair?! Capricorn?!

I'm so annoyed. The writers are like "Oh, let's introduce Starr into this Matthew's injury storyline since she got pregs as a teenager. She can be there for Mes and be an example of how much of a BADASS mother she is." This is such horseshit and I'm insulted. I'm FAST FORWARDING!!!! I'm sorry!

Snap...I can't fast forward here's Nora. May I just say I hate when they argue. I actually feel sorry for both of them here. These scenes are just THAT good. I have nothing else to add. They are the best.

WHAT!? A Kevin and Cord mention?! STFU! Thanks writers. Ugh. We can't see Kevin and Cord but we can see all the Fords. OMG and let me just say...WHERE IN THE HELL IS RENEE?!?! This is so f*@king insulting! Can we just get a mention? AND...may I also request that when/if we do get a Renee mention can it NOT come out of James Ford's mouth?! I mean...just scream "F*@K YOU, Mary-Ella" if you are gonna say that Renee will only let James work on her car. Please!!!

Okay so are John and Kelly basically having the same damn convo they had the other day? WTF is going on...

These Clint/Natty/Joey scenes are fabu, too. Clint! So before you die you want to see Joey and Natalie with the people they love? Dorian Lord for Joe!!! hehe...kidding. Well...kind of. No, I'm not kidding. I would want that...

Hillary I don't need to be tearing up before work but you're doing a phenomenal job. "So, I don't want to hear another word about blood types or organ donation and not even a whisper about how our son cannot be saved. Agreed?" AWESOME!!! So awesome! Typing how fab these two are doesn't do them justice!

OMG...soooo I kinda want to bring Sam home with me and just hang out with him and shoot the shit. I think he would be a super cool kid. We would have a good time I just know it.

I cannot handle this Bo/Nora adorableness and affection! Presh! I mean...Nora just apologized to Rex. Too sweet.

AHHH!!! It's 5 'til 7! I have to hurry. I may need to start doing this at night again...

These Shane/Gigi scenes are adorbs. I think I have some kind of spell over me...

FF'ing these Starr/Mes scenes. No time for this foolishness!!!!! FOOLISHNESS!!!!

Awe...Nora talking to Matthew. Just sad.

Aaaand Bo continues to be uber selfless and ask about Rex and be happy for him. He.Is.So.Perfect.

OMG John and Kelly adorableness is invading my living room!!! Oozing...spilling...overflowing!

Ok...I'm like drive-bying the rest of this shit...

Sam: "Are you a homeless person? Aunt Dorian says we should help the homeless." Come home with me and let's hang out, Sam! You're too cool for words.

Someone please take Mes out for me!!!! PLEASE! Again, I will pay you handsomely!

Rex and Natty...adorbs.

Woman in the Jell-O commercial...DIE! You're such a bitch to your kids!

Awe...Shane said "Morasco-Balsoms." Kinda cute.

Ok...so I think that IS a red solo cup on NuJack's shirt. He is such a...failure. Failure sums it up.

Yeaaaaaah.....Gigi is most def gonna die. Surely.

Kelly just made a Pine Valley reference. Nice.

I'm ready for these Rex/Clint scenes on Monday. Should be good.

Aaaaand, I'm pretty sure the writers have it out for me personally by subjecting me to this Mestiny pregs fiasco. There is just no other explanation. THIS IS PERSONAL!!! UGH!!!! Why on Earth are the writers making my blood pressure rise like this?! They need to pay for my medicine!

OMG...Nora is about to lose it. THIS DOCTOR IS AWFUL!!!!!!!!! Jesus! Aaaand, I just teared up...."I don't understand it's just so random! It's just so pointless! He can't be like this forever!" I CANNOT HANDLE Nora upset like this! Aaaand, I also can't handle Bo being despondent. He doesn't even have to say anything and I'm upset. =( These two are so mother effing fabu!

Joey/Kelly...eh just no. Sorry kids. Ain't a fan.

Lord...John and Natty will talk on Monday's episode. Ugh. I will now dislike both of their characters I'm sure since I enjoy them separately.

I'm assuming that Sam is an excellent swimmer and that is why no one was watching him at the pool. Fail.

Okay I must go right now!!! Today's episode should be great so I can't wait. Maybe I'll post this evening instead of tomorrow.

I'm about to try and calm down about this Mes shit.

Love y'all much,

Mija

Mestiny!!! Leave Bo and Nora Alone PLEASE! xx, ME

Nora: "Bo, that child won't leave us alone. We can't have one minute with Matthew in peace."

Top o' the mornin' to y'all and HAPPY FRIDAY! Hope y'all are having better weather than we are in Chicago. Ugh...nasty right now and may I just say it's FREEZING! Dammit. Anyway, y'all know that I flurved Thursday's episode since B/N were on...and thank God! Oh, FYI...I'll respond to all previous comments AND new comments from work. Excuse the errors since I doubt I'll even have time to proofread. This will be a mess I'm sure. So....

Thursday, June 9th

Just awesome...so since Tess is on that means Ford will be on today. James, too, I'm sure. Woof. When is Bess done?

Vicki!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!! She looks fabu as usual! PEEING! Tess bit Dr. Levin!? God...he needs it. He is the worse doctor of all time. Even worse than Dr. Smurf with the awesome bedside manner...ugh. LOL...Vicki: "Ooooh, I'm so sorry."

Wait...did Ford just drop those weights on the floor? Bad decision. You should know not to do that. I'm sure Inez taught you nothing so I'm not surprised.

Well, if Brad is on today WITH NuJack then I am gonna need someone to just put me out of my misery Gabrielle Medina style...like whoa.

I'm not interested in this bullying storyline at all, but at least Shane is getting smart and standing up for himself. Good on him.

Times the f*@k out!!!! Ooooooookay. Not that I give two shits where Inez is but I mean REALLY?!?! Dayt-en is just hangin' out in the living room in that purple nightie and now Nate just busts up in the there with just a damn towel on?! Is this a brothel and I'm just not aware. Also, Nate's hair is out of control and looks like Ray Liotta's hair in "Goodfellas." Okay...I'm stopping.

I just know I'm gonna want to beat Mes by the end of this show is over. Just know it.

Aaaaand Matthew's feet are hanging off the bed. I know those beds are small but even Clint's feet didn't dangle that much. Awe...good on ya Nora. Already researching cases like Matthew's...so determined. Just love it. And may I just say that Hillary Smith has never looked better!!! Her outfit is all kinds of fabu and I'm certain it's her own since the wardrobe dept. could never be so cool. That color is gorg on her. Bo has that looking nauseous thing down to a science. NOOOO!!!! Stop eavesdropping Mes!!! F*@k!!! Do not make me go postal on you today. OMG...my poor Bo and Nora. I cannot deal.

I mean...Dayt-en is just having coffee, eating cereal, and just making herself right at home huh? My God!!!! I cannot wrap my mind around this shit.

I'm not discussing NuJack. I mean...y'all know how I feel. He and Brad are walking middle fingers with a side of douchebag.

Ok...so the way Rex said "MyFace" made it sound like the Shane Morasco thing "blew up on my face." LOL. Y'all need to rewind that shit if you missed it. Raise your hand if your glad GiGi has toned it down with the plaid! YAY!

The knocked up in high school joke by NuJack was kinda funny but I'm not engaging in these scenes. Ooooooh JUST what we need--Starr getting involved with this Matthew shit.

Wow...Ford can do push-ups?! OLTL never shows these guys working out. May I JUST say that I hate that damn picture of the hot dog and fries in the background. WOOF.

I'm so invested in Tess' love for Ford. FAIL.

DAYUM...Vicki is like all knowing with this ECT shit. Go ahead Vicki...show Dr. Levin that you are indeed the HBIC. Word!

May I also say that I hate the mother on the Jell-O Temptations commercials because she is a total bitch to her children in that tent. Ugh.

It's amazing...I actually just enjoyed the Gigi/Rex/Shane scene when they said they were going to get married at city hall today. I thought it was kind of adorbs since Shane got so excited. I'm sure it's like his dream come true. Awe.

Dr. Levin looks like he has had a LOT of plastic surgery. AHHHHH!!!!! Timeout!!!! I JUST realized who he reminds me of--David Guest! You know that guy who was married to Liza Minelli a few years ago?!?! Not that they look alike but just something reminds me of him. Something about them looks a bit plucked and pulled and tucked. hahaha! This is awesome...

WOW...there was a blind nurse on duty, Ford??? You bastard. James is the only one making sense here...

AGAIN...where in the hell did Dayt-en get that new pic sweater? With what money? Also, even after Nate's hair dried he still has the Ray Liotta look going on today. This is so strange.

Awe...BN holding hands. YES! Nora even suggested getting a better doctor! She. Is.So.Awesome. Now she is crying a doing a fab job! However, I can't deal with Nora or Vicki crying. Lordy. DAMMIT!!!! Mes! I CANNOT DEAL WITH YOU RUINING THE BO AND NORA SCENES. I JUST CAN'T! I want to pull my f*@king hair out. I'm like screaming at the tv and it's 6:45 a.m. Woof! YES!!!!!! Nora just shut Mes down! Thank you Jesus. Best.Move.Ever. Nora is just uber determined. I flove it. Lord...OF COURSE Bo isn't going to say anything. I know they are going to have an argument about this soon. And...I think their upcoming argument is totally warranted. I know a lot of people are upset about it, but I think it's totally realistic given the circumstances.

Ok...I kinda need to hurry. It's 10 til 7. Thank God I don't have to wash my hair this morning. So I may gloss over some of this....

I like Starr's outfit today.

Sooooo Ford and James have a gym membership to Serenity Springs to lift weights, but they also lift weights at home? Hmmm.

Score...Vicki gets to interact with someone besides Dr. Levin. And she just gave Tess an ultimatum. Awesome.

NuJack...you ain't makin' a fool outta Shane. You're makin' a fool outta yourself on every episode your on. Word.

I think this Rex/Gigi shit about death do us part is such foreshadowing. Surely Gigi will be Clint's donor right?

Nora darling, I can't deal with you being upset. Bo has hardly said one damn word this episode, p.s. I think their silence in this scene speaks volumes! I feel my heartbreaking as they just sit there looking despondent. God...what a shitty situation. Also, if Hillary Smith doesn't get an Emmy nomination for this storyline then I'm gonna lose it.

I KNOW I can't deal with these Mes/Matthew scenes. NOOOO! "Not after what happened in your bed?!" Take me out Gabrielle Medina style RIGHT NOW! Aaaaand now Starr is involved in the story.

LOL..."That's right, anesthetize me Vicki." haha! Good question, Tess. When IS the last time Vicki felt good? Queen V deserves happiness like last year!! Give it to her, writers! She deserves it! God Bless...EVERYONE leaves Tess' room and like has a damn breakdown after.

Aaaand these Mes/Starr scenes are going to be shown on repeat in hell right after the Dayt-en/James scenes. God Bless this is torture. TORTURE!!! Cannot even engage in disucssion about this because I will get to pissy before work.

OMG...Nora is determined as hell. Lurve it. Bo looks like he just wants to vomit and doesn't have the heart to tell Nora that he doesn't think Matthew is coming back. Lord have mercy...tear. Bo and Nora are too fab for words. Again, Bo is selfless and asks Rex about the suit.

ComicGirl15 looks familiar for some reason...

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! HBIC Vicki at Ford's door in Queen V mode. I flove this. I love when Vicki gets pissy and mad. So fabu.

These guards at St. Ann's are the douchiest lookin' guys I think I've ever seen...

OMG! Starr and Mes get out of Matthew's room...for my sanity, please.

I agree Rex...it's only been a few days so I wouldn't jump to donating my child's organs. I flove Bo talking about how determined Nora is. Bo is really gonna want to vomit after Rex tells him about the heart and the blood type.

Ok...someone please tell me WHAT is on NuJack's shirt. Is that a red SOLO cup?? I'm so confused.

Score...I'm actually glad that Shane is onto Nujack's ass.

Whoa. Matthew is uber lucky to have Nora as his mom. That was a determined and heartfelt speech to Matthew. Tear.

Aaaand Bo does look nauseous. That's right...Clint and Matthew have the same blood type and Clint needs a heart and Matt is barely hanging on. Lordy. That's heavy stuff.

Ford...I mean how can you NOT obey to Vicki's requests/commands?! I mean she is mesmerizing.

I kinda hope this ECT thing works with Tess. Ready for this shit to move on. Even Ross is sick of it so you KNOW this shit has gone on for too damn long! WORD!

Thanks Bo and Nora for being uber fabulous with this storyline and thank you Vicki for being an HBIC with Ford. Oh and if ANYONE is interested in flying to Llanview to take out Mestiny please let me know! I'll pay you handsomely for it...swear.

Ooookay I'm running late. Oh, and I have a LOVELY friend in town this weekend so I am not sure what day I'll post today's episode but it will be posted...promise. Just keep checking in...

Thanks so much! Love you all!

Mija

Starr Manning and Blair Cramer--The BEST Mothers EVER.

Starr: "Cole now that you are going to prison that means I'll have to raise Hope. I can't do that so I'll find someone else to do it. Maybe James Ford? Addie is getting too tired to do it anymore. I'm up a creek."

Good afternoon, peeps!!! I'm actually off of work today and tomorrow for Shavuot (again, you will learn something from this blog if it kills me so Google it...xx). Anyway, I've been running around all morning trying to unpack, wash and organize and I'm not even close to finishing. Woof. However, I took a quick break to sob and watch Meredith Vieira's farewell to "The Today Show." Sad Sad. Anyway, yesterday's show was decent. I'm gonna do a drive-by of that quickly AND THEN I'm gonna blog at exactly 1 as I watch the show. Should be interesting.

Tuesday, June 7th--Uber Quick Marty Leaving on a Jet Plane Version

1. I can't even discuss RH not having a scene with SH. Epic effing failure. I mean he was like 5 feet from her. DAMMIT!

2. Nigel.Is.The.Shit. Sooooo where is Renee? Just curious. I mean...the writers obviously think we are all effing dense as hell to not even wonder.

3. I'm sorry but I lurve Toad and John scenes. Toad's wit is where it's at lately.

4. I just wanna give Tea a big ole hug. She is gonna be the main one ultimately hurt by all this shit I'm sure. I mean it's taken me YEARS and I like her now. I think it's a bit self-serving. I like that she is feisty kinda like me so I like her. ;)

5. I've said it a million damn times and I'm saying it again: Natty/Brody/Liam are ADORBS!!! I mean...if their scenes didn't warm your heart then I just don't know what to say. I know they are not gonna end up together but they are cute.

6. Lord have mercy I don't give a flying f*@k about Tess and Ford. Why? I think because I know they are going to DOMINATE my screen all effing summer so in my mind I am already sick of them. However, let's be grateful...last summer was AWFUL. Y'all know it was! I'll take them over the teen scene.

7. Lord I'm so damn bored and over this Christian/Rama shit and it ain't even started. Choke me.

8. They have got to start writing better for Blair. She only comes across as horny and oblivious to her children's actions. This is sad because I like her. Please fix this, writers! xx, ME

9. I still want to do Ted King.

10. Who else feels cheated with this RH return? He has hardly even talked! Get this train out of the damn station people!!!!! Choo! Choo!

11. This Bo and Nora drought is ridiculous since their son is basically brain dead. The lack of Clint, Vicki, and Dorian is insulting too. God, I hope they are all on this summer. I cannot have another summer like last year!!!! JUST NO!!! Last year, every time I tuned into the show it was just a giant middle finger on my screen for an hour (after B/N's wedding through August).

Wednesday, June 8th

Now they have Liam in the blanket? He already has on a damn hoodie! Poor child is gonna sweat to death.

I STILL can't wrap my mind around the fact that Vicki let's Gigi, Rex, and Shane live in the carriage house for free.

OMIGOD I am going to HATE this episode and we are not even into it a damn minute. NuJack!? F*@K! Jesus, Mary, and Joseph...now Brad the Prune!!?? He is a walking middle finger, I swear.

Aaaaaaaand, it gets worse. Starr and James. I mean...who cares.

Blair continues to look like an idiot. Tomas is a hero for finding Natalie's baby...LOL.

I have a feeling Tea and Todd will be the only good thing about the show today. Ugh...Toad is going to keep everything from Tea. Woof.

I mean...I don't even have a lot to say so far into this episode. It's not that great.

DISGUSTING!!!!!! Brad just ate the Cramer's whip cream out of the can. My God!!! I want to shove that can up his ass!!!

I have a feeling that Cole sees Hope more than Starr does...actually, I know this. Starr is such a failure as a mother.

Hmmm so they still have to pay Susan Haskell for this episode since they are showing her. Nice. Omigod they are making Blair look like such a dumbass. "How long do you think Marty was in the pool house?" OMG!!! If I were a loyal Blair fan I'd be pissed!

Oh eff I just missed the Toad/Brody/Tea scene. I wish those were longer. They are the only ones I'm interested in today.

Poor Liam must be sweating profusely!!! Sweet Lord! He is gonna become dehydrated! Oh Natty you're a CSI so surely you can think of why Toad wanted to help Marty. You're all knowing remember? Figure it out.

UGH! These Toad/Tea/Brody scenes are too short! At least Toad alluded to the baby Liam secret.

I think I'm in hell. I thought maybe because Chicago is experiencing a heatwave but I'm now convinced it is because these Starr/James and NuJack/Brad scenes are on. I really didn't think I was that bad of a person.

OH REALLY BLAIR?! You think NuJack would have learned his lesson by now? Now we know where Starr gets her atrosh parenting skills...

Brad needs to be bludgeoned at the hands of Marty Saybrooke.

I think Liam passed out from a heatstroke, Natty! Check on him! Wait...did John say he just OWES something TO NATALIE?! My God! Just no! Retract that statement!

Ok it is a total fail that these Toad/Tea/Brody scenes are 2 seconds. IF THAT.

Sweet Lord! A Matthew reference! Thank God they are all on tomorrow. #itsthelittlethings

AWE...my heart just kinda broke when Shane accepted that girl's MyFace request. I hate Brad and NuJack! These little bastards are hellions!!!

Oh Blair...you know NuJack wasn't going to the library. Aaaaand Blair just looked even more stupid when she said TO TOMAS that NuJack lies to her face over and over again. Hello Blair!!! Tomas is too!

Poor Brody. Times...I love how it still has Oliver Fish listed as a police officer on the wall. OMG so let's just all give Brody a premature group hug. MERCY!

No John! Don't you DARE apologize about letting Marty's Playhouse unleash her crazy sauce all over Llanview! That was the best thing that could have happened!

OMG Brad has the can of whip cream AT the table with him. Dorian would be so effing livid! These children have NO MANNERS! I hate this MyFace shit going on...HATE IT!

These John and Natalie scenes are falling flat for me today. I dunno why. Hopefully they will get better...doubt it.

Sass! Tea's coat has a red lining....lurve it!!! Tea suspects Toad is up to something. Come on, girlfriend. Get down to the bottom of this shit before you get too hurt!

I'm apologizing now for how bad this blog is. I just have nothing to work with here! Oh, and may I say I hate the effing Burlington Coat Factory commercials where they talk about their bakasana or whatever the hell! It's hard to watch live with commercials this arosh.

Starr the only reason you only want Hope to have a relationship with James is because you don't want to deal with her. Bitch tell the truth! I mean....Starr is an atrosh mom and so is Blair. Yet Nora is a good mother and she has had TWO children kill someone (although I think there is a chance Matthew really didn't do it). Bogus!

True dat Rex...Bo did look sad and hollow and just...broken. Hmmmm foreshadowing? Rex thanking God he has Gigi and Shane? I wonder if GiGi is about to bite the dust? I honestly don't know.

The set-up of the MyFace chat is atrosh. Brad really?! You think that's fun? Sitting next to Nujack as he types lies to Shane? I mean how lame are you?? You suck.

"I'm Blair Cramer." Thanks for clearing up any confusion I had there, Blair. Oh, I forgot the gratuitous "I want to jump Ted King" mention.

This episode sucks.

These Natty/John scenes are pretty damn boring. AH! Liam woke up! No John...he's not hungry! He is sweating his little ass off!

Aaaand the promo with Bo and Nora has been the highlight of this atrosh episode so far...

Well Rex and Gigi talking about their wedding was sweet. I'm being serious. They do see genuinely happy with each other.

Brad what real girl would wanna even look at you? SCORE! Shane figured it out. Good for him!!!

Starr you can't wait for James to hang out with Hope ONLY because Addie probably told you she is getting tired of being the sole caregiver to Hope. You are lying to James, girlfriend! Oh and James...just in time for Father's Day you get to be a dad. Is that cool or what? NOT.

Blair is so silly to continue to believe Tomas' bullshit about Quomar or whatever the hell his name is...woof.

WILL THIS EPISODE END PLEASE!!!!!!

Tea/Toad the only good thing about today. Aaaaaaand as soon as they are about to have a convo John interrupts....effing awesome, lemme tell ya.

Brody...love ya buddy.

Score...back to Toad and Tea. Again...nothing. Just boo on all this. One thing is for certain...John will whisper his way to the truth. WORD.

I am so thankful this episode is over! AHHH! Thank God B/N are on tomorrow! WHAT?! No previews?! Dammit!

I'll respond to comments this evening. Need to eat lunch and unpack first.

Love y'all to pieces!

Mija

Aaaaaand, Surely Monday Was Really April Fools Day?! A Bad Dream? Did Susan Haskell Really Leave OLTL Like This?!

Susan Haskell: "haha...yeah, sorry about that ME. My exit was shittier than I thought it would be, too, but at least I'm away from the Fords. Word!"

Morning my darlings! I'm in a rush so let me get to this. Oh, and ummmm as you can see I'm upset. Not that Marty was my favorite character (yes I've lurved her as of late since she is hella entertaining but she ain't my all-time fav) but Susan Haskell is a phenomenal actress and let's face it....Marty has been a staple on this show for ages. I think Susan Haskell has done the best job ever with the material given to her even if her character was ruined...oh well. The true Marty is not the Marty's Playhouse we have seen as of late even if it was uber entertaining. But despite that fact that SH did the best with the material given, she deserved a better send off. It's like the writers just said: Oh hey...we are getting rid of Marty so we will have her act crazy, kill her shrink, throw Natty off a roof, stab Kelly, and kidnap baby Liam. SH will do great and entertain us all. Then...to make things right we will send her off with "Patrick." The end. Ummmm just no. Sorry, but it's just how I feel. I could on about this for days, but I'll just end it here. Here we go...

Monday, June 6th

Flurve Tea's coat.

Damn...I can't believe OLTL has let Roxy be on 3 episodes. SCORE...talkboy!

Well, happy f*@kin' Tuesday to me...NuJack. WOOF! Blair, you're not eating those fries...let's be real.

OMG that Liam! I mean...the child has black hair! How much more obvious can this whole damn thing get?

Aaaaand those are the nicest chairs/seats for a plane I have ever seen!!! They tranport prisoners in that 5 star shit?! REALLY?! Oh, and how ridic is it that Todd is hiding, too.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Christian, Gigi and Shane at the gym?! What kind of a show is this today?! Dammit...it's bad enough that Nikki Smith wouldn't burn down the Minuteman for me and now I find out she left this place up and running, too! What a bitch. This post will most certainly be awful and I'm apologizing early...right after the opening credits!

Blair should slap the SHIT out of NuJack! Notice that Blair has not had a bite of food...just sayin'.

Tea is looking uber faboosh. Combine that with her sassiness and she is quite the package.

Wow...so Marty looks normal for the first time in about a month or two.

Oooookay....I'll say something positive about Gigi. I think she is been a good little mom to Shane during all this bullying stuff. So good for her.

How in the hell did Rama get a gym membership? Isn't she broke?

Times...so this airport is in Cherryvale? OMG...today is Marty's last day and so far I'm not pleased.

LOL...in the calmest voice ever: "I hear you left the hospital against medical advice." OMG Doc, and if you would have seen Natalie hobbling in her vibrant purple coat and then dirt rolling you'd have peed on yourself!

I don't see how Tea keeps her sanity and stays married to Todd. Oh snap! They found the binky!!!! Now...John is toting in Liam! Tea...girlfriend you need to beat Toad. I'd be livid. He just assured her she had nothing to worry about! UGH!

Solid entertainment--Christian (most valuable character on the show) and Rama discussing her non-existent baby at Serenty Springs. WOOF!

OMG how do they NOT see that baby is John's!

God bless...Natalie's doctor is so much nicer than Matthew's doctor. Mercy! The smurf is evil with no bedside manner.

I mean...for the love of God just play the tape Roxy!!!

I cannot stress enough how much of a monumental failure that Susan Haskell will not interact with Roger Howarth and Thorston Kaye.

OMG...Brody is adorbs with the baby but I keep looking at Tea's shocked face in the background. Poor baby.

I despise NuJack like no other but at least he knows what cake to order: Red Velvet! I'm salivating! Aaaaand, Blair still hasn't had a bite of food yet. What a shocker. I can't believe I just said "Go Gigi" when she took the cake from NuJack. Obviously this episode is shitastic when I just said "Go Gigi!" Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!!!! NuJack's shirt is atrosh. NOOOOO!!!!! Somebody f*@king throw acid in my eyes so I don't have to see this....BRAD!!!!! Really? I hate this little bastard! He is such a pipsqueek. Word. ;) May I also just say that when it comes to NuJack, Blair is a terrible mother. Sorry but she is.

Poor Tea. I peed when John told Tea that the pool house was Marty's Saybrooke's hideout. haha!

ABSURD...these are gonna be Marty's last scenes!!! It feels so rushed and the dialogue is not even good for this to be Susan Haskell's last effing day! Puh-leeze!!!

Awe...Natty and Brody do look uber adorbs ooooohing and aaaaaahing over bambino Liam.

Oh.Em.Gee. I just can't comprehend that we are halfway through this show and THIS is how Marty's getting sent off. I feel insulted.

Ooookay, so I prefer the Christian/Shane scenes over the Rama/Christian scenes. DAMMIT! How is this damn lie about the baby such a BFD (big f*@kin' deal)?! This storyline is not even remotely interesting!!!! I'd rather watch Vicki/Clint or Bo/Nora do long division and not even talk. ANYTHING but this shit!

MY GOD MY BLOOD PRESSURE JUST KEEPS RISING!!! As if my Tuesday morning needs to start off with NuJack and Brad the Prune harassing Shane at SS! Plus, Shane is bigger than the Prune. This makes ZERO SENSE! I mean...I'm glad Shane broke his toe but I couldn't even enjoy that small victory since I was distracted by Brad's effing snickering. I want to give him a permanent wedgie!!!

Blair...you have GOT to step it up in the parenting department with NuJack!

Natalie's hair looks uber fab for being in the hospital. I need to see who she and Kelly Cramer use at that hospital. I don't understand. They made Tea look like hell during her stint at St. Kitt's but Kelly and Natty get the movie star treatment? I don't see how that's fair.

Tea...you're surrounded by liars.

So Marty's Pool House is JUST now realizing everything she has done. Sooooo all of a sudden she is rational, sane and reasonable?! WHAT THE F*@K?! So just out of the blue Marty is fine?! FAIL.

Do they have a muzzel on Patrick?! The guard keeps talking to him but *crickets.* NOTHING comes out of Patrick's mouth. At least make him sound like the teacher on Charlie Brown....womp womp...womp womp womp womp womp. Y'all know what I'm talking about? Give us SOME type of response! HA!

REALLY BLAIR?! You thought he was going to the damn library?! I hate that they are making Blair look this stupid.

This is the shittiest airport of all time. Look at Toad giving Marty good advice about escaping...

Aaaaand, I just want to give Brody a big ole' hug after he said how much Liam means to him. Lordy. Poor thing.

Tea you are so effing smart yet you trust Toad and Tomas. Use your instincts, girlfriend!!!

OMG...look at Toad and Marty reminiscing over their days at LU! Lord have mercy!

LOL...how could Marty stash Liam at your pool house with no one knowing about it, Tea? I mean...how did Marty get away with everything she did? She was just THAT good! Plus, she kept a baby pacified during all this. Girl's got mad skills, yo.

OMG this is gonna be Marty's last scene?! Her telling Toad to do 2 things?!

I'm DYING for that red velvet cake...DYING!

Wait...Blair just got off the phone with THE DRIVER?! So Blair has a driver to tote that weasel around?

Yucky...kissing at the gym. Ugh...I'm so not interested in Rama and Chris.

OF COURSE the tape won't play. Of course.

OMG...I'm so sorry but these 3 look so damn adorbs. I know that Natty/Brody won't be long term but I can at least think they look fabu in the mean time! =(

Oh since I haven't said it yet...yes, I want to jump Tomas.

That's right Tea...Toad lied to you!!!!

FAIL for that being Marty's last scene and for ZERO interaction with RH and TK!!!! I'm effing outraged!

Aaaand will someone please explain to me how Todd managed to sneak behind the trash cans or whatever the hell he was hiding behind?!

OH WOOF!!!!!!!!

Aw hell...Kassie DePaiva singing the "American Cancer Society" birthday song. She has been singing a lot lately.

SNAP!!!!! Bo and Nora in a promo?! This is like their 3rd one within a month and a half! What in the HELL is going on?! I'll just enjoy this and not question it. Aaaaand Gigi just got thrown down. I hope she is Clint's heart donor.

Where are the damn previews? I mean...the sneak peeks are over so where are the previews? FAIL.

Okie dokie. I must go get dressed. See y'all soon! Love you all and I mean it!

xx,

Mija

It's the Luck of the Irish! Patrick Is Alive, Marty! Oh, and He Will Lurve Your Marinade...Don't Be Nervous

Marty: "Patrick you need to stick around for my new show, Marty's Playhouse! You can't die on me!" Good thing for Marty he is alive and well.

Good Evening! Hope all of you had a happy weekend! We have been busy exploring our new neighborhood and unpacking...but we have a helluva lot more to unpack. UGH. Soooo....I KNOW I said "I'll do a full post of Friday's episode." But, let's be serious the show really wasn't THAT good...at all. EXCEPT...Susan Haskell was fabu. No surprise there. Ross didn't even really watch with me...so there you go. Well...at least I didn't think so but again the fab 5 weren't on my screen. Oh, I'm also a bit bitter that Thorston Kaye won't be making an appearance as Patrick...barf barf woof. I'll respond tomorrow to all comments I have. Sorry...been busy! Anyway, let's do this darlings!

Friday, June 3rd--Marty's Pool House Version of Events

1. YAY!!!! Marty's Pool House opening the show. Oooooookay time out everyone. How egregious is this Natalie escaping the hospital (in the most vibrant purple coat EVER! inconspicuous huh?) and getting to Toad's pool house?! I mean...REALLY?!

2. I already knew about the Patrick stuff so I wasn't shocked that Tomas suggested it to Toad.

3. John's hair looks a little more slicked back than usual. Maybe because he hasn't bathed and there is a little grease hangin' out?

4. I mean...this whole Ford redemption thing is like a damn supossitory up the ass! They are DYING for us to take this redemption shit so we will feel all better about Ford. Hell to the no. Well, I retract. I think Ford is uber adorbs with the baby and then Ross likes him so I have to hear that constantly. Ugh. I dunno. I think I'm just mad the writers are doing this...woof.

5. Toad: "For some reason he [Patrick] loved that crazy bitch hiding out in our pool house." FLURVE IT!

6. Aw hell...Hope is surfacing today? REALLY?! Let's all applaud Starr for giving Addie the day off. Come on...y'all know Addie's ass needs a break! WORD!

7. I flove Aubs' jacket...adorbs.

8. I'm just not interested in these Ford/James scenes. Just apathetic, really...

9. Dear Bess, You will never be a match for Jean Randolph. love ya, ME

10. Is it wrong that I'm peeing on myself that Natalie is writhing in pain covered in dirt and then Marty was like "It's true...that bitch is alive." Beyond comical...

11. Aaaaand Marty lifting the gun is also hysterical. She looks deranged.

12. I'm more interested in a damn Tomas/Toad scene than Tomas and Blair...even when Blair and Tomas were at The Palace. How is this effing possible?!?!

13. The guy from hospital security is NOT threatening in the least and looks creepily similar to the St. Ann's security guard...bizarre.

14. I tell you what...for Marty to be hiding out in a pool house her clothes and hair and make-up are fabu. And this bitch is off her rocker. Good thing to know...if I ever go crazy I can still look good. Positive news.

15. I'm also not really into these Joey/Aubs scenes...don't ask me why. Maybe I'm just not feeling them this episode.

16. I'd love to see Jean Randolph and Bess go at it at Trivial Pursuit. Talk about intense...

17. John and Roxy both look like they need to bathe. Just sayin'. Soap is amazing. Shampoo and conditioner are also nice...

18. Awe how cute--Blair and Starr are discussing their infamous clandestine Palace hotel hook-ups. What a great mother/daughter convo. FAIL.

19. Susan Haskell's reaction to Patrick being alive and then seeing the pic....Phenom.

20. I mean...REALLY!? Todd magically/mysteriously/sneakily got on that damn plane? My ass.

21. I'm DYING to know if Ford is REALLY in love with Tess and vice versa...DYING I tell you! If they aren't in love with each other then my summer will be ruined! AH! Ugh...over this shit. I couldn't care less about these two getting paired up.

22. I mean...Joey knows Clint is dying. I think he should be there.

23. Natalie is driving me nuts this episode. I preferred her covered in dirt and almost having an altercation with Marty. Woof.

24. Lord...poor Patrick Thornhart. WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE! So Toad was clean shaven earlier in the house and now has a shit-ton of facial hair outside of the pool house?! REALLY?!

25. Starr: STOP gushing to your mom about Hope. You haven't seen Hope in months.

26. I'm so distracted by the butterfly on Roxy's shirt because every damn time I see a butterfly I think of Mariah Carey!!! Do any of y'all know what I'm talking about???

27. PEEING!!!! AS IF that was enough delay before kicking in the door, John McBain! Lurve it.

28. That little Liam is just so damn edible! Sound asleep and still a little heartbreaker!

29. I mentioned this earlier (and probably will again once we really see how this all plays out) but I'm uber annoyed Patrick isn't Thorston Kaye this go around...oh woof.

30. OMG those little blue socks on Ryder are so damn cute!!!!!

31. Well...now I can sleep peacefully: Tess and Ford flurve each other. Oh....and what do we have here? A flashback of them making out. God, OLTL never shows flashbacks of recent events. So unusual. WOOF! OMG these scenes are so bad...

32. LOL...did John McBain touch the pool house door to see if it was hot? Like it there could be a fire inside? Awesomeness!

33. Aaaaand now Toad is clean shaven at the airport! hahahahaha! Oh snap so now Toad knows the truth about Baby McBain/Lurvett...hmmm.

Exhausted! Respond to comments tomorrow. Will post tomorrow evening or Tuesday morning.

infinite xo,

Mija

Kelly...You Look FABU for a Hospital Patient. Oh, and I Prefer You with Kevin. xx, ME

Kevin: "Sure, Kelly and Joey may look good together but I'm better looking. Plus, I'm raising Zane in London...by myself. Kelly needs to come with me."

Mornin' and Hi Lovers!!!! Happy Friday! Despite Thursday's show missing the fab five, it was acutally good. Lemme go on and do this post. Oh...and I'm responding to comments from work since I saw I had a few to get to from my last post. Thanks for being patient! ;)

I'm gonna do a longer drive-by. The show was great, but I'm kinda pressed for time. It's not necessarily a shorter post but it is so much easier to do timewise when the points are numbered. I have no idea why. I'm gonna do a full post of Friday's episode....whether it is awesome or atrosh! Oh, it's morning time so please excuse the shit-ton of errors I'm about to have...k, thanks.

Thursday, June 2nd--Marty's Playhouse Version of Events

1. These RH scenes are so wrong/hysterical/terrible on so many levels. I mean...I'm embarassed for RH.

2. This show is all about some flashbacks huh? Flashbacks from just weeks ago. Lord have mercy.

3. Kelly's robe is absolutely gorg! Plus she is the best looking female patient (yes, Clint takes the male prize) ever. In Llanview time she was only stabbed a few days ago...LOL. I mean...yes her hair is in a ponytail but someone even teased the top and everything! Plus she has on make-up. However, it looks like she has on a tight cami underneath which I'm not sure would be the best attire for a stabbing victim. Whatevs...

4. The Sun's headline: "Pyscho Psych Still on the Lam." I don't get it. This isn't surprising since I can be ditzy at times but I just don't. I'm sure I'll be embarassed when someone tells me what it means. Woofy.

5. Todd's backyard sure looks like the Llanview Country Club...haha.

6. I want to beat this French guy who is friends with Tomas (I don't even know his name) with a damn ham. I'm not interested in this man. It's June and we don't have endless time for he and Blair and Tomas to have scene after boring ass scene of the same shit. Merry go rounds are for recess...not soaps ending in January! WORD!

7. SCORE! Marty's Playhouse! This bitch is looney! Obviously, Liam is a great person to get feedback from since Marty talks to his ass like she would Dr. Buhari (RIP).

8. I am not discussing Mr. Keds until he busts loose or something. I laugh when I try to write about it...that awful!

9. I'll give it to her--Aubs looks super adorbs this episode. Bitch is lying from yesterday!!!! She TOTALLY gets highlights and lowlights....take it to the bank! And how much better does she look without those shitastic bangs?!

10. Aw hell...Joey is now like give me another chance? Kelz you better think about that shit long and hard, bebe. That would be a HUGE responsibility if you took him on! I mean...you would almost have to be his mother in a way. God knows you're an atrosh mom so this may not work for you.

11. That's right, Natty!!! Delphina said Liam is alive so he is. May I just say it was so stupid for her to be on the show last week but whatevs...

12. I want Marty to grab those waterguns in the pool house and just start shooting everyone "Scarface" style...hahaha! What a visual! She would probably think she was actually harming people...lurve it.

13. I just can't get on this Kelly/Joey bandwagon. I mean sure...if Nathan Fillion came back as Joey I'd be all about it (God knows he ain't) but I just can't be on board with this Joey. I don't hate Joey. Sure he is about as smart as a box of rocks but he is most def cute and sweet. However, I have to go with my long distance lover, Kevin Buchanan. He is the shit...adorbs, well-mannered, funny, smart, and a fabu dad. Plus he puts up with Kelly's antics. He is the shit and I actually like them together.

14. Blair and little Frenchman...don't eat at the Buenos Dias! NQS vomited all over that kitchen yesterday (in Llanview time)!!! #germs #virus #death

15. I am starting to like Toad. I like him like this...i.e., not on a rampage wanting to kill everyone or sue everyone etc. for messing with him or his family. YES!!!! Marty just demanded more supplies for Liam from Toad!!! Peeing! This bitch feels entitled and I flove it!

16. I am normally into Natty/Brody scenes but these are kinda boring today.

17. Aaaand, Rox just said "irreverent" instead of "irrelevant." Nice. Ooooh Angel Square is all decorated with flowers...how cute. Times! Sooooo damn glad John (hell, and the rest of Llanview) finally changed clothes. I know he probably had cheese, animals, and dirt hiding in that messy, dirty suit. Gross. Awesome town...Roxy found the tape recorder.

18. The writers are basically holding us at gunpoint to accept the redemption of Robert Ford. He wants to be a good dad now and do the right thing so y'all need to like him. xx, OLTL. Woof.

19. I mean...I just can't get over how pretty Kelly looks in that bed. I'm distracted.

20. I love Tomas in all black. Hell, if he starts whispering I might think he is John McBain.

21. Wait...did Brody hurt his back? He keeps holding it like he pulled something.

22. LOL...I'm PEEING!!!!!!! Toad's reaction to Marty's outburt about Natalie being dead or she will ruin everything...fabulous! I'm assuming Liam isn't try to sleep since Marty keeps screaming. Plus, she is doing a piss poor job of trying to hide out. Someone might hear her...fail! LOL.

23. Dammit! I need Kevin back! Kevin and Kelly are better, I'm sorry. Ummmm no Kelly and Joey...do not do a forehead bump! That is Bo and Nora's thing! Stealing is wrong!

24. What is Sean's purpose on the show? I like him just fine. However, I think everyone has asked that question at one point or another. He has no story. Lame.

25. Sweet Lord!!! Someone PLEASE explain this to me: How in the HELL are Kassie DePaiva and Ted King BORING?! I cannot wrap my mind around it. They put my ass to sleep. These two should be riveting and they ain't that. I'd rather read "Moby Dick." Aw hell, a Patrick Thornhart mention. I'm not excited because it's not Thorston Kaye but some random person instead will play Patrick. FAIL.

26. Again, the wardrobe and hair and make-up people know how to give Roxy that "rode hard, hung up wet" look. Do y'all say that? I say it all the time...

27. I know I keep saying this but Aubs looks presh. HAHA! I kept looking at John McBain in the background of the Aubs/Ford scenes. LOL. You KNOW he was eavesdropping since THAT is what a good investigator does. Word. ;)

28. I guess I just need to get on board with Kelly and Joey. Oh woof.

29. AH! SNAP! A Men of 21 reference!!!! I secretly loved that storyline...hehe. I wonder if Bo will get involved? Eh...prob not.

30. I FLURVE that Marty's Playhouse thinks Toad is her employee! This is the best.

31. OF COURSE...Natty is the best CSI in town and can survive falls from roofs and what not so escaping from the hospital should be a piece of cake. My ass.

32. Viewers: Ford is talking to his child in a sweet voice. Love him, please!!! xoxo, OLTL writing team. UGH! KILL ME!!!!!

33. LOL! Toad: "Marty is absolutely loosing it. We have to get her out of here." haha! He said it so funny.

34. Wait!!! Hold it one damn minute! How in the F*@K did Natty make it from the hospital to Toad's pool house? Not to mention, how in the hell did she even know to go THERE of all places?! Did I miss something? Is it THAT early in the morning? If no one can tell me then I'm just gonna chalk it up to the fact that Natty is the smartest person in town and is all-knowing thanks to her CSI skills (plus the skills she learned from her days at BE).

35. I dunno how I feel about this Patrick shit...gonna wait a bit to decide.

Whew! Ok there you have it! Again, respond to comments from work. Loving you all and meaning it! Must run...

xx,

Mija

Happy Anniversary Bo and Nora! Coincidence It's the Same Day As the Start of Hurricane Season? I Think Not.

The Perfect Man, Bo: "For our anniversary this year, not only am I going to make Matthew better and I'm gonna find a way to make Destiny leave us alone."

Nora: "Omigod Bo...thank you."

Good mornin'! Good mornin'! Again in my best Clairee Belcher voice. Lord have mercy. In case none of you knew--moving is a bitch! OMG someone shoot me! Anyway, thank God Ross magically morphed into Bo Buchanan because he said he "would unpack everything and for me not to worry about it." REALLY?! Yes, he did. Awesome.

Ok soooooo how ADORBS is MH!? Her post was a million times faboosh and, of course, she hit everything I felt spot on! Lurved it and lurve her and so thankful to have her in my life! She is so sassy, witty and perfect...muah!

Oh, so I slept with the guy at the cable company and, lo and behold, we got bumped from Thursday evening to Wednesday morning...AWESOME TOWN! And...ummmm how lucky am I? I f*@king lucked out to get cable today because my favorites were PHENOM this episode...SUPERB...STELLAR...FANTASTIC! Anyway, I missed this so let's hop to it shall we?

Please excuse any and all errors!

Wednesday, June 1st

Timeout-- my puppy Lola's 3rd birthday was 6/1/11. How presh?! She has starred on this blog a couple of times so I had to share. Y'all remember her as Inez Sallinger??? Adorbs. Anywho...yay for Lola.

Oh, and my quote from the pic...yeah, ain't happenin'. I can dream though, right?

Ford looks terrible in that St. Ann's Hospital outfit.

THOSE are the keys to the Buchanan Mansion? Not how I would have pictured them...

Good God everything is way too effing neutral in that padded room.

Aaaaaaaalright...this shit with Cutter/Rama/Aubs/Joey could be great but it needs to wrap the hell up quickly. WORD! These people need to not have a story soon. We only have until January peeps.

I LOL'd at the timing of Clint's heart failing...sorry.

Mother F*@ker...I'm soooooo tired of those kids hanging out at the hospital. Huge woof. I only got to see Tuesday's episode on my iPhone but I swear the only damn thing I saw was a pleather fuschia jacket the WHOLE time...not cool, OLTL, not cool.

My poor Bo and Nora...heavens. Lord have mercy. Perfect reactions as usual. Happy Anniversary to these two huh? I mean REALLY?!

RICK!!!!!! YAY! Times! So, obviously the "Hold the Pepperoni" series has not done well to date I'm guessing? He was taping #4 at the Chlamydia Motel but he is now at the Buenos Dias talking about how his film career needs to take off. Well...I just typed/thought that through which is the equivalent of saying it aloud...sorry about that. Kill me. Dayt-en. Why does she wear so many off the shoulder shirts? This Jane Fonda/Olivia Newton-John look is a no-go for 2011.

Leigh Ann you're right...this doctor is short stuff! Bo is even looking down to talk to her! Oh Hillary, you're gonna make me upset before work I just know it. Loved that Nora told the doctor about Matthew's car accident and how the doctors said he would never walk again but he did...plus he ran and played basketball. Any parent would be just as determined as these two are...awesomeness.

I literally took a sip of coffee and missed the Clint scene. By the way, I'm so glad he is on even if his ass isn't talking.

Wait...I had to rewind. With the money Cutter got he can buy TEN (10) houses Aubs? Wait...didn't Clint give Cutter just one million dollars? Maybe more and I missed it? Anywho, is Aubs thinking of a bunch of houses in foreclosure??? TEN houses? Unless she would like to buy 2 or 3 and then rent them out...good investment! Otherwise that comment was dumb as hell. Aubs needs to be brought up to speed on home values in the U.S.

Eh...eff these Ford/Tess scenes. Ross lurves them. Me...please guess.

On another note....how is it STILL the SAME DAMN DAY in Llanview?!?! Thank God they haven't shown Johnnie McBain! His outfit looked soiled last week! I can't imagine how it would look today. #Tidewithcolorguard

Rex is such a f*@kin' spaz! He is just so damn...spastic! That is the only adjective I got now. Oh snap...I have to give Vicki a proper good morning so "Good morning, Victoria!" I lurve seeing her...dressed ever so chicly, too!

Nora is about to borderline panic...I feel it. Hmmm no...just a mini "Do the test!" These scenes are too short! Dammit!

Oh no she dit-ent! Mestiny: "I need to go call Sean. He'd want to be here." UGH! Oh yeah Mes, because lemme tell ya the one thing that hospital needs is another MOTHER F*@KING person there!!! Jesus, Mary and Joseph! I cannot deal with such nonsense! I'm sure people are thinking I'm a frigid bitch, but there is just too much Mes/Dan-YELLA/NQS shit. Plus, Bo and Nora haven't had room to breathe with those kids circling their asses like vultures! I understand Mes is upset, but this is family time now. Again, I'm gonna have to fly on my broom (since I'm mean as a witch on this blog I have one...terrible) and beat Mestastico with a wine bottle or some object. However, I'd have to remove her fuschia, pleather jacket first because I can't stand to look at it without becoming ill. WOOF! REALLY?! REALLY OLTL?! Mestastico hid behind the nurse and heard Doctor Smurf (just go with it since she is short...came to my head) say Matthew ain't comin' back. Yes...that's believable. LOL...REALLY?!

I'm just a big ole douche because I'm watching Bo and Nora in the background of these NQS and Dan-YELLA scenes. OMG Adorbs...Nora just wiped something off of Bo's cheek! I could watch them do that all day.

Sooooo....Queen Victoria spilled the beans to Rex. Wait...these Vicki scenes are too short.

I'll comment on the Tess/Ford shit when I feel like it...not every single one. Same thing for the Aubs/Rama/Cutter/Joey shit. It's 6:45 already so I need to hurry!

Oh sweet lord...Vicki just talked about being married to Clint. AH!!! How sweet and adorable! They are soooo getting back together and I couldn't be happier. WORD! REALLY?! Dan-YELLA: "Aunt Vicki, have you seen Mestiny?" LOL...I'm so sure. Please kids...

Sweet Jesus...a hand kiss and a real kiss!? Fabulousness overload! Awe...plus Bo said that he was gonna say Matthew got hurt but he is gonna be fine. Fierce! I love positive thinking in tough situations. Oh snap another kiss! I cannot handle such goodness in the morning! Plus a "love you." Awesome! These two are so perf. I'm trying to keep my gushing to a minimum! Seriously, I really am. Sweetest little scene of this episode...word!

You can probably freeze ice on my ass because I didn't feel sorry for Mestastico crying. That's awful and I know it...

Ross asked a great question last night..."What is Rick's purpose on the show?" Ummmm if anyone has an answer I'd lurve it.

Ford should never wear neutrals again. It ain't a good look...

So where is Dayt-en even getting the money for coffee? I mean I thought she was broke as a joke.

I'd rather be stoned to death than watch Mestiny's ass sob over Matthew right now. Actually, I'd like to finish my coffee first...then I'm open to being stoned. I can't watch Matthew's head hit the table...makes me cringe. Dan-YELLA is the best one of these three...fact.

OH SNAP! A Rachel Gannon mention?! Awesome town! I'm so glad they had Nora call her...good thinking! Now if we can just get her ass back to Llanview. Well damn...I'm upset. THESE PICS!!!! Times...that second pic had to be photoshopped because Hillary Smith's hair was never that long when Matthew was that age. FACT. Sweet Jesus how adorable? Wait...so Nora just carries these pics around in her purse? Confused. AH! Then she taped the pic onto the cart...mercy! I can't handle this! Now Vicki! I'm so glad this show remembers they are friends! I can't handle Nora crying...let alone in the morning.

Who else I can't handle getting upset (probably more so)? Bo. I just want to hug him. OMG...and he can't get the image out of his head of how Matthew looked when they opened his eyes. Tear. =(

Well...I will say that Tess is the prettiest psych patient ever. That's all I got.

Whoa...Rama's slap looked real!!! Aaaaand so did Aubs' slap! WORD! I love cat fights! I've never participated in one and never will but I love to be a trashy audience member. ;) This fighting is OOC! REALLY?!?! She pulled out that chunk of hair? What is this Housewives of New Jersey?! Wait...Aubs said she doesn't dye her hair? She has to have highlights and lowlights...bitch is lyin'.

Nora...God, don't worry about those kids in the hospital! Please. xx, ME. Hell...I'm tearing up again because Nora can't say that Matthew is nearly brain dead. OMG when she shook her head and said the doctors never know...cried. AH! Then she just called Matthew "a miracle!" I CANNOT HANDLE THIS! I'm gonna have to watch Meredith Vieira on the "Today Show" to laugh after this...or read Robin Strasser's tweets! Nora and Bo are SUPERB today. Oh and Nora/Vicki scenes are the shit.

Bo...I knew I loved you. "I think Nora and I better handle this one alone." YES! Now go and tell those kiddies that who are lurking in the hallway. Oh, and can we all agree that Bo is the most selfLESS man on the planet? He even thought to ask about why Rex was there and if there was a problem with Shane! He.Is.The.Best.

I'm so tired of Rama being in that workout outfit. LOL...I flove how Joey told Aubs "DON'T START." He is quite the recent pre-k grad huh?! I'm so proud of him!

That St. Ann's guard is the LEAST threatening guard I've ever seen in my life. These scenes are dumb. Any damn body can run a muck at St. Ann's. Lord.

I want to go Mortal Kombat on Mestiny's ass NOW! OH NO!!!! Dan-YELLA...Mes ain't family. Worst quote of the show. Sweet Jesus.

Vicki and Rex are looking UP at Clint's doctor! Can they find a doctor of average height for this show?!

Poor Bo...he knows Matthew ain't gonna be okay despite Nora's optimism.

Don't worry, Victoria...Clint will get a heart and y'all will run off into the sunset together. I promise you.

I AM PEEING!!!!!! Rick stole the tip from the other table! FABOOSH!!!

I mean...so NQS runs to the Buenos Dias to puke in the KITCHEN trash can?! Not the bathroom?! Dept. of Health and Human Services will be getting a call from me! No Flan People!!!! That place is nasty!

OF COURSE Clint is now at the top of the transplant list. OF COURSE. Oh and that surgery was like the quickest ever, p.s.

I mean...Bo and Nora are just too damn fabulous for words. I LOVE couples being a team (since at the end of the day I'm a big romantic douche)! They are the epitome of it and I can't think of any other couple that comes close...hell, even in real life. Aaaaand, I can't handle this last scene with the two of them upset and her stroking Matthew's chest. Jesus.

Ok...I'm off for my second cup of coffee and to fly to Llanview on my broom before work! Messy is going down!

Show was FABU!

So glad to be back and with cable/Internet/Tivo (yes Tivo now). See y'all later!

Much love,

Mija