Hey y'all!
Sadly, I have decided to take a break from posting. Why? I feel that not too many people are reading my blog. I would be more inclined to write if more people read it. Therefore, if people really like it then I need to get the word out. I have tried through facebook and twitter, but to no avail. I'd love to keep writing it, but I just need a captive audience. Granted, I've had a lot of people read in a short amount of time, surprisingly, but I still feel like more should have read it by now.
So, if you enjoy it and would like to help me advertise it so I'll keep writing please email me at maryella.green@gmail.com.
Thanks!
ME
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Mama's Boy
Hi! Sorry I'm just now posting Friday's recap. I went to watch my LSU Tigers win in the Cotton Bowl. I planned to blog Saturday but was too hungover...eh, sorry. So, here I am.
Friday, 1/7/11
I'm guilty...I did it! Puh-leeze!!! Nate, sit your 25 year old ass down please...now! UGH. Like hell, he did it. I'm sure he is covering for Whinez cause he thinks she did it. However, I don't think he really knows. Speaking of Inez...did Inez look a little worried when Dan-yella mentioned Marty Saybrooke and how she could be a suspect in the killing? Inez was like "the psychiatrist?" I think she was a little worried...maybe it's just me. Hell, maybe she just has that sheepish look on her face cause Nora is giving her death stares...loves it. Regardless, Inez effing sucks as a mother if she knows Nate confessed to cover her. Suckytown...
I am liking Tea these days. I wasn't really into her during the whole brain tumor thing (I know, minority opinion, I know...be upset with me) but I am finding her likable. That's it...she is appealing to me now. Maybe because I think it is awesome how she thinks she can get anyone out of a charge and usually she can. Kind of a badass. However, if I were Todd, I'd be pissed. She totally threw him under the bus. I know Tea thinks Inez did it, but I just don't know. It seems too obvious, but then again JL is not on contract like her three sons are so they could make her the killer and then write her off the show. Again, I think Nora will be the link to all this. I have some suspicions but I'm gonna wait until the end of next week to make a more definitive prediction.
Who in the world is that with Nora??? Is she an ADA?? Ummm...why can't she be the one prosecuting Nate? For those who didn't read my previous column, you can refer to that to see how I feel about these shenanigans. Moving along.
Ok, I have to point this out: The yellow daffodils or whatever the hell those flowers are in the background at the hospital in the Bo/John scene are the SAME EXACT flowers from Marty's house. You know, those yellow flowers in the pots that were just on that table in the middle of her living room. Did she steal them?? I found this obvious. Don't ask me why.
Anyway, again at a glacial pace Bo is piecing this together. I still also understand why he would believe that she wouldn't want to do that. Thank you John for making a lightbulb go off...finally.
Ok, I enjoy some bitchy banter between Martyr and Natalie just as much as the next OLTL fan, but how stupid is Natalie? Wait, before I go off on a tangent about Nat's lack of a brain I have to say this: How in the hell did a pregnant Natalie tote an unconscious Marty from the courtroom all the way to her car? REALLY, show? REALLY? And, no one saw this happening? Not anyone at the courthouse? Please. If the Judge was having to stay for arraignments that evening like he said then you mean to tell me that no law enforcement officers where at the courthouse to protect the judge and to see the criminals coming and going? If so, then Llanview has run amuck. I just think this was a huge hole but, oh well, what do I know? Surely Marty's conscience is going to get the best of her as the spoilers indicate. I'm super glad that Marty starts thinking the baby is hers and John's and loses her mind even more...BUT, I'm kind of upset. I think once Marty loses her mind that means she is going to be toted away to good ole' St. Anne's. And, I think that means that Susan Haskell will be taking a vacation from our screens which totally sucks since she is rockin' bat shit crazy Marty. Not to mention, I think this story could keep on going if written correctly. Oh wait, Natalie's stupidity...gotta discuss. Yes, I feel sorry for her kind of since she is going into labor but come on? How dumb can she be? She crushed Marty's phone and then Marty crushed hers. ZERO communication available now. It's snowing and freezing and she is in the middle of nowhere and barely dressed for the weather. Oh, and she is totin' a damn gun around and she is pretty damn pregnant. She put herself in this position. Oh, and I believe in karma...I do. It's a bitch. Therefore, she is gonna have to deliver this baby without the help of pain medication...again, this is suckytown for Nat. Moral of the story: don't tell lies and kidnap your nemisis...then you won't have to give birth without pain meds at the Buchanan lodge. ;)
I'll discuss Jessica's baby next column. Basically, all I have to say is that she needs to wise up and do the C-section...word!
Not gonna lie, I want Clint and Vicki to get together. Something about being side by side in Jessica's room worrying about her makes me want them to be a unit. Charlie, as I've mentioned 50 thousand times, is just too stupid for me nowadays. How about Clint goin' after Charlie?! DAMN! I LOVE THIS! Despite the fact I feel sorry for poor Charlie and, of course, know he didn't mean to shoot Jess since he was trying to take out Mitch "I've died 30 times already" Lawrence. But, hell I'd probably feel the same if I were Clint. Clint is also out of control nowadays so it's easier for him to fly off the handle. Thankfully cool, calm, and collected Victoria was there to call him down a bit. God bless her. Ummm....someone gonna call Kevin??? Just wondering...
Yes! When Dorian gave Echo the check, I literally thought "please call the bank and put a stop on it!" Smart girl. Ok, I just cannot wrap my mind around the fact that Echo is this awesome photographer. Seriously. She only totes a camera and no other equipment. Hell, I could do that...gimme a break.
Ummm....quite obvious that for a moment Nora forgot she was mad at Bo when telling him about Nate pleading guilty. Then, it's like her head went "wait, I'm supposed to be mad at him." Bo WTF? Why don't you say "hey, can we talk a minute cause I think I have a crazy idea about what really happened? Or, hey I have something really important I need to discuss with you and it can't wait." But, no of course not. Because that would be the intelligent thing to do. You can tell it's killing Nora not to talk to him although I wish she would have. Love how she nodded as if to say yes but just said no....lol.
AH!!!! Don't do it Charlie! Don't do it! I can't handle another repeat of last February when he drank after Dorian forced him. I need this man to stay sober. If not, then my dear Victoria needs to DEF kick him to the curb. Awe man...a Jared mention. WHANNNN!!!!! I miss him! And now he thinks he has Rex?! God, I can't take this sadness. Poor Charlie. =(
Holy Lord...I FLOVE Dorian in a disguise. She looks awesome. She is like the peeping tom on "That Darn Cat!" Have y'all seen that movie with Haley Mills from the 1960's??? Dorian looks IDENTICAL to the peeping tom...awesomeness.
Pretty good Friday episode. Moving onto Monday's...
Cheers!
Friday, 1/7/11
I'm guilty...I did it! Puh-leeze!!! Nate, sit your 25 year old ass down please...now! UGH. Like hell, he did it. I'm sure he is covering for Whinez cause he thinks she did it. However, I don't think he really knows. Speaking of Inez...did Inez look a little worried when Dan-yella mentioned Marty Saybrooke and how she could be a suspect in the killing? Inez was like "the psychiatrist?" I think she was a little worried...maybe it's just me. Hell, maybe she just has that sheepish look on her face cause Nora is giving her death stares...loves it. Regardless, Inez effing sucks as a mother if she knows Nate confessed to cover her. Suckytown...
I am liking Tea these days. I wasn't really into her during the whole brain tumor thing (I know, minority opinion, I know...be upset with me) but I am finding her likable. That's it...she is appealing to me now. Maybe because I think it is awesome how she thinks she can get anyone out of a charge and usually she can. Kind of a badass. However, if I were Todd, I'd be pissed. She totally threw him under the bus. I know Tea thinks Inez did it, but I just don't know. It seems too obvious, but then again JL is not on contract like her three sons are so they could make her the killer and then write her off the show. Again, I think Nora will be the link to all this. I have some suspicions but I'm gonna wait until the end of next week to make a more definitive prediction.
Who in the world is that with Nora??? Is she an ADA?? Ummm...why can't she be the one prosecuting Nate? For those who didn't read my previous column, you can refer to that to see how I feel about these shenanigans. Moving along.
Ok, I have to point this out: The yellow daffodils or whatever the hell those flowers are in the background at the hospital in the Bo/John scene are the SAME EXACT flowers from Marty's house. You know, those yellow flowers in the pots that were just on that table in the middle of her living room. Did she steal them?? I found this obvious. Don't ask me why.
Anyway, again at a glacial pace Bo is piecing this together. I still also understand why he would believe that she wouldn't want to do that. Thank you John for making a lightbulb go off...finally.
Ok, I enjoy some bitchy banter between Martyr and Natalie just as much as the next OLTL fan, but how stupid is Natalie? Wait, before I go off on a tangent about Nat's lack of a brain I have to say this: How in the hell did a pregnant Natalie tote an unconscious Marty from the courtroom all the way to her car? REALLY, show? REALLY? And, no one saw this happening? Not anyone at the courthouse? Please. If the Judge was having to stay for arraignments that evening like he said then you mean to tell me that no law enforcement officers where at the courthouse to protect the judge and to see the criminals coming and going? If so, then Llanview has run amuck. I just think this was a huge hole but, oh well, what do I know? Surely Marty's conscience is going to get the best of her as the spoilers indicate. I'm super glad that Marty starts thinking the baby is hers and John's and loses her mind even more...BUT, I'm kind of upset. I think once Marty loses her mind that means she is going to be toted away to good ole' St. Anne's. And, I think that means that Susan Haskell will be taking a vacation from our screens which totally sucks since she is rockin' bat shit crazy Marty. Not to mention, I think this story could keep on going if written correctly. Oh wait, Natalie's stupidity...gotta discuss. Yes, I feel sorry for her kind of since she is going into labor but come on? How dumb can she be? She crushed Marty's phone and then Marty crushed hers. ZERO communication available now. It's snowing and freezing and she is in the middle of nowhere and barely dressed for the weather. Oh, and she is totin' a damn gun around and she is pretty damn pregnant. She put herself in this position. Oh, and I believe in karma...I do. It's a bitch. Therefore, she is gonna have to deliver this baby without the help of pain medication...again, this is suckytown for Nat. Moral of the story: don't tell lies and kidnap your nemisis...then you won't have to give birth without pain meds at the Buchanan lodge. ;)
I'll discuss Jessica's baby next column. Basically, all I have to say is that she needs to wise up and do the C-section...word!
Not gonna lie, I want Clint and Vicki to get together. Something about being side by side in Jessica's room worrying about her makes me want them to be a unit. Charlie, as I've mentioned 50 thousand times, is just too stupid for me nowadays. How about Clint goin' after Charlie?! DAMN! I LOVE THIS! Despite the fact I feel sorry for poor Charlie and, of course, know he didn't mean to shoot Jess since he was trying to take out Mitch "I've died 30 times already" Lawrence. But, hell I'd probably feel the same if I were Clint. Clint is also out of control nowadays so it's easier for him to fly off the handle. Thankfully cool, calm, and collected Victoria was there to call him down a bit. God bless her. Ummm....someone gonna call Kevin??? Just wondering...
Yes! When Dorian gave Echo the check, I literally thought "please call the bank and put a stop on it!" Smart girl. Ok, I just cannot wrap my mind around the fact that Echo is this awesome photographer. Seriously. She only totes a camera and no other equipment. Hell, I could do that...gimme a break.
Ummm....quite obvious that for a moment Nora forgot she was mad at Bo when telling him about Nate pleading guilty. Then, it's like her head went "wait, I'm supposed to be mad at him." Bo WTF? Why don't you say "hey, can we talk a minute cause I think I have a crazy idea about what really happened? Or, hey I have something really important I need to discuss with you and it can't wait." But, no of course not. Because that would be the intelligent thing to do. You can tell it's killing Nora not to talk to him although I wish she would have. Love how she nodded as if to say yes but just said no....lol.
AH!!!! Don't do it Charlie! Don't do it! I can't handle another repeat of last February when he drank after Dorian forced him. I need this man to stay sober. If not, then my dear Victoria needs to DEF kick him to the curb. Awe man...a Jared mention. WHANNNN!!!!! I miss him! And now he thinks he has Rex?! God, I can't take this sadness. Poor Charlie. =(
Holy Lord...I FLOVE Dorian in a disguise. She looks awesome. She is like the peeping tom on "That Darn Cat!" Have y'all seen that movie with Haley Mills from the 1960's??? Dorian looks IDENTICAL to the peeping tom...awesomeness.
Pretty good Friday episode. Moving onto Monday's...
Cheers!
Friday, January 7, 2011
TGIF!
Commentary about Friday's show will be up tomorrow. Sorry! Had to go work-out and now getting ready to head out to watch my beloved LSU Tigers in the Cotton Bowl. Cheers! See you here tomorrow!
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Inez, We Slept Together But Did We Have Sex?
My God! Bo is starting to figure this stuff out, albeit at a glacial pace! I reviewed the message boards on various sites this morning, and people are still livid with Bo. I am, too, only because I feel he should be doing 3 things a little better: 1. acting more paranoid that his marriage may end since HELLO this is how you and Nora broke up in the first place! Someone walking out without an explanation; 2. He needs to be more pissed with Inez. I get it, he doesn't think she is a Stacy Morasco. I wouldn't think so either so I agree with Bo that the drugging thing "sounds" far-fetched at this point...in Bo's mind. But, he should blame her a bit more; and 3. He should feel even more guilty since Nora practically told him EXACTLY what could happen and he ignored her concerns. So boo on him for that. I could discuss how he should be onto Clint right now since a LOT of people think Bo is being stupid about that. But, if I were any of Clint's loved ones, I wouldn't suspect Clint of doing these kind of nefarious acts. Come on, anyone who has watched OLTL for awhile knows that at least the old Clint wouldn't have done this. So, I get why all in Llanview are in the dark with Clint. And, let's face it, I'd never be able to be mad at Bo for being this naive since I just love him too damn much and always have. Anyway, at least Bo FINALLY thinks Inez is lying! It took you long enough, Commish. Oh, and I'm tired of Inez's lame-ass dresses. She wears the same kind of dress all the time. Those nylon/stretch material wrap dresses or deep v-neck dresses. So boring. Yes, I know she is supposed to be poor but come on. Dress her better, please. Glad that Bo is going to tell John tomorrow since I feel John is ALWAYS on the right path and suspects the correct people. Oh, except for Natalie. That's right...
Wow...Jezebel!!!! I mean, that atrocious white dress and those boots on a pregnant woman and she is holding a 12 gauge shotgun! Maybe I'm freaked out since I can picture this whole scene actually happening in my small ass Louisiana hometown...seriously. This whole thing hits too close to home for me. I must say, I'm so tired of Natalie lying. I am. It has become so second nature to her. Her phone convo with John? Ugh...stop lying to him! The world is obviously off its axis since I have sided with John during this whole thing. Oh, and then Natalie is about to really jump deeper into her abyss of lies once she delivers her baby. Spoiler alert. Don't read the following sentence if you're spoiler free. She is gonna twist the story on Marty some more once she realizes Marty is about to snitch (and thinks that Natalie and John's baby is really HER and John's baby...how weird and crazy). When all of this comes out, how can John ever forgive Natalie? My God, I could never trust her again. Every word out of her mouth has been a lie.
Ok David, I get it: You miss Dorian and just want her back. BUT...really??? I mean, REALLY? You get ONE phone call and you call Dorian? Don't you think she is gonna want to hang up in your face?! How idiotic of you...well, this is David we are talking about but still. Why not call your good ole' pa? He has his phone attached to his hip at ALL TIMES since he is the police commissioner for crying out loud. AND, he would have at least heard you out. So stupid. I would have reacted in the same fashion Dorian did so good for her in all her leopard shirt glory.
Ok, how hideous was that oil painting of Blair?! I know...better than anything I could do but still. Maybe it's because I can't stand the way her hair is done in the pic? Oh, and whenever I read the spoilers for this "oil painting" I kept thinking how in the world is a damn oil painting gonna fit in this little safety deposit box? I mean, normally they are huge. My family has one of me at home and it's HUGE...like takes up a wall huge. I think the spoilers could have been worded better on this since when I hear oil painting this pic doesn't come to mind. I love it...Christian: "Yeah, that's really good." hahahahahaha! How many jobs has Christian had? High school teacher, teacher at LU, boxer, and now world-renowned art critic? My ass. Oh well, at least we got a hint of Tomas and his signature on the painting.
Starr/James. Can't/won't discuss. I'm tired of all this and feel the rash coming again. I finally got it to calm down last night but I feel myself twitching....MUST STOP DISCUSSING. Health Hazard. Next thing you know I'm gonna be quarantined. Oh hello. New girl at Buenos Dias is pretty darn cute. Go on with your bad self James...get you some.
This damn arraignment. So, lemme get this straight: Nora Buchanan is going to be the prosecutor?!?! REALLY SHOW?! REALLY? After the victim, Eddie Ford, (yes, victim when it comes to this arraignment legally speaking) had the D.A. bound and gagged in a motel room while practically molesting her and she is gonna prosecute his killer?! On the same night she was still in the motel room?! UGH! Maybe I am more bitter and pissed than most about this since I literally just graduated from law school this past May, but any credible judge would make Nora recuse herself. Hell, Tea' should ask the judge to take Nora off the case OR better yet, Nora should recuse herself since she cannot be impartial...LORD HAVE MERCY! What an insult to the audience. We don't live under rocks, writers. I mean, throw in some assistant D.A. or something. Please. Oh, and doesn't Dan-yella look like 10 years older with those glasses and that power suit on? While I'm still fuming about Nora prosecuting this case I'll just go on and say again...really show? Why can't Nora just call Bo's cell phone instead of going through the formal channels to talk to Bo? Ugh. However, I did LOL when she was like "no, I don't want his assistant's voicemail." hahahaha. And, it must be noted that Tea did point out that Nora could be a suspect...foreshadowing much. That chunk of missing memory is gonna be key people, I'm telling you! But, there is no way Nora killed Eddie since this would be Collin McIver all over again...too much repeat. This whole Todd thing is just to throw us off. But, hell I'm still confused by all this. I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the whodunit shenanigans.
That's my take on today's show. Hope you all are enjoying my posts. I know I haven't even done twenty of them yet, but I'd love to know if you are enjoying them. You can follow me on twitter for daily updates: mary_ella_green or you can always send me a message on facebook or contact me on here. Feel free to give me feedback or just lemme know if I made you mad...I dish it so I can take it. ;-)
Can't wait for tomorrow! Bad boy Clint is on and I think we get some Echo action as well! Whoop Whoop!
Au revoir!
ME
Wow...Jezebel!!!! I mean, that atrocious white dress and those boots on a pregnant woman and she is holding a 12 gauge shotgun! Maybe I'm freaked out since I can picture this whole scene actually happening in my small ass Louisiana hometown...seriously. This whole thing hits too close to home for me. I must say, I'm so tired of Natalie lying. I am. It has become so second nature to her. Her phone convo with John? Ugh...stop lying to him! The world is obviously off its axis since I have sided with John during this whole thing. Oh, and then Natalie is about to really jump deeper into her abyss of lies once she delivers her baby. Spoiler alert. Don't read the following sentence if you're spoiler free. She is gonna twist the story on Marty some more once she realizes Marty is about to snitch (and thinks that Natalie and John's baby is really HER and John's baby...how weird and crazy). When all of this comes out, how can John ever forgive Natalie? My God, I could never trust her again. Every word out of her mouth has been a lie.
Ok David, I get it: You miss Dorian and just want her back. BUT...really??? I mean, REALLY? You get ONE phone call and you call Dorian? Don't you think she is gonna want to hang up in your face?! How idiotic of you...well, this is David we are talking about but still. Why not call your good ole' pa? He has his phone attached to his hip at ALL TIMES since he is the police commissioner for crying out loud. AND, he would have at least heard you out. So stupid. I would have reacted in the same fashion Dorian did so good for her in all her leopard shirt glory.
Ok, how hideous was that oil painting of Blair?! I know...better than anything I could do but still. Maybe it's because I can't stand the way her hair is done in the pic? Oh, and whenever I read the spoilers for this "oil painting" I kept thinking how in the world is a damn oil painting gonna fit in this little safety deposit box? I mean, normally they are huge. My family has one of me at home and it's HUGE...like takes up a wall huge. I think the spoilers could have been worded better on this since when I hear oil painting this pic doesn't come to mind. I love it...Christian: "Yeah, that's really good." hahahahahaha! How many jobs has Christian had? High school teacher, teacher at LU, boxer, and now world-renowned art critic? My ass. Oh well, at least we got a hint of Tomas and his signature on the painting.
Starr/James. Can't/won't discuss. I'm tired of all this and feel the rash coming again. I finally got it to calm down last night but I feel myself twitching....MUST STOP DISCUSSING. Health Hazard. Next thing you know I'm gonna be quarantined. Oh hello. New girl at Buenos Dias is pretty darn cute. Go on with your bad self James...get you some.
This damn arraignment. So, lemme get this straight: Nora Buchanan is going to be the prosecutor?!?! REALLY SHOW?! REALLY? After the victim, Eddie Ford, (yes, victim when it comes to this arraignment legally speaking) had the D.A. bound and gagged in a motel room while practically molesting her and she is gonna prosecute his killer?! On the same night she was still in the motel room?! UGH! Maybe I am more bitter and pissed than most about this since I literally just graduated from law school this past May, but any credible judge would make Nora recuse herself. Hell, Tea' should ask the judge to take Nora off the case OR better yet, Nora should recuse herself since she cannot be impartial...LORD HAVE MERCY! What an insult to the audience. We don't live under rocks, writers. I mean, throw in some assistant D.A. or something. Please. Oh, and doesn't Dan-yella look like 10 years older with those glasses and that power suit on? While I'm still fuming about Nora prosecuting this case I'll just go on and say again...really show? Why can't Nora just call Bo's cell phone instead of going through the formal channels to talk to Bo? Ugh. However, I did LOL when she was like "no, I don't want his assistant's voicemail." hahahaha. And, it must be noted that Tea did point out that Nora could be a suspect...foreshadowing much. That chunk of missing memory is gonna be key people, I'm telling you! But, there is no way Nora killed Eddie since this would be Collin McIver all over again...too much repeat. This whole Todd thing is just to throw us off. But, hell I'm still confused by all this. I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the whodunit shenanigans.
That's my take on today's show. Hope you all are enjoying my posts. I know I haven't even done twenty of them yet, but I'd love to know if you are enjoying them. You can follow me on twitter for daily updates: mary_ella_green or you can always send me a message on facebook or contact me on here. Feel free to give me feedback or just lemme know if I made you mad...I dish it so I can take it. ;-)
Can't wait for tomorrow! Bad boy Clint is on and I think we get some Echo action as well! Whoop Whoop!
Au revoir!
ME
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
You Were Just Waiting For Your Chance to Spread Your Legs for Him!!!
I've gotta admit that I was PISSED the hell off when I realized I was going to have to watch Nancy Pelosi pass the gavel to John Boehner. AHHHH!!!! SERIOUSLY?!?! What are Foxnews and CNN for, huh? This 112th session of Congress is not newsworthy. Now, if something terrible had happened at the 112th session of Congress, like a disaster, then sure interrupt me all you want. But, how dare you ABC?! CBS didn't do it! They allowed their viewers to watch "The Bold and the Beautiful." Ugh...and of course they do it on the day I have waited 3 weeks for...Nora slapping Inez. Thank you God for Soapnet!
God, that may be one of my all time favorite quotes! I would have put the whole thing but I didn't have enough space allotted for my title. =( The slap was awesome and it exceeded my expectations. Welcome back fiery, bad-ass Nora. We have missed you...for years! Hell, even Tea didn't mess with her today. I mean, Red was on a mission today yo? If I can't have Nora and Lindsay duking it out in a trash compactor like the good ole days and throwing syringes around, then I'll take a bitch slap to Inez...absolutely I will! Sidenote: How incredibly useless was that bailiff?!?! My God! He was also a terrible actor. He just stood there. And, he knew Dan-yella wasn't Tea's paralegal...he heard her tell Nate. This guy needs to be fired! Anyway, Nora pretty much nailed it with everything she said to Inez. Then when she pointed and told the idiotic bailiff to keep Nate quiet. I love it then..."filling me with crap about how you weren't interested in my husband with all your cookies and your plants when all the while you were just waiting for your chance to spread your legs for him!!! " LOL. And as you will see a few paragraphs below, Inez was in blank stare/deer in headlights mode. She stood there looking like a scared child. Seriously, rewind and check it out!
Oh, the Bo/Nora scene broke my heart. Damn, she was truckin it across Angel Square in those heels! Besides the genuine sadness that I felt between these two today (no one does angst better than them...seriously), I have to say there was a bright spot in the whole thing. What? You think I'm gonna say that at least she laughed at his joke about the coffee? hehe...yes, that was a bright spot since it shows she wants to forgive him. I mean, you can tell she is dying to talk to him but is just to upset. But, no boys and girls the brightest moment of their sad scene was....AH! THE Hunter Green Coat! Yay!!! I love you and your high collar! I haven't seen you since last season...welcome back! I missed you and so did Nora. She needs to wear it often since it goes beautifully with her complexion and hair. Thanks wardrobe department! It's so chic and my fav!
Man, between Nora and Clint their were some awesome quotes today. Besides Madame D.A., Clint had me laughing, too. "Balsom is more interested in saving his own skin instead of yours which makes him a selfish little weasel just like you." I laughed cause I use the word weasel often...hehe. Then, "Bo is a gullible sap." With this storyline, my God. Clint I couldn't have said it better myself. DAYUM....Clint blew a gasket about Rex being a Buchanan! He is out of control! Of course, Vickers was pretty hilarious today with Clint. Gah, I love how he says "Pa." Trying to fit in hard with those Texas Buchs...he'll NEVER sound Texan. Then, "Step Nora." LURVE it! I cannot wait for David to go after Clint...gosh! Ya know there is rumor that David may get B/N back together. That would be pretty cool since he did marry them in the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
"Gurl, we are gonna go out and...do things!" That's right Dorian! You go and...do things. LMAO! She was throwing stuff like that around and "OMG" and all this myface business and "the meat in an Olsen twin sandwich." What a witty little thing. Ah! So, she must have an actual conversation with David tomorrow cause I know he gets released. However, I don't think I want them together. He has left her at the altar twice and I just don't want them paired up. I mean, think about it. How would it work? Tuc Watkins leaves every few months to go tape Desperate Housewives. So, I just don't see how he could be a stable love interest for Dorian when he is literally only available to tape OLTL sporadically. The whole cheating/betraying her thing has been played out. So, I'd rather Dorian find someone new and Tuc Watkins just appear as comedic relief. Just my thoughts on it though. Moving to other rooms of Laboulle...
Ah...I knew it! I just knew that Christian and Blair didn't sleep together. Man, I wish I looked like Blair Cramer in the mornings.To be honest, I'm relieved. I mean, it would have been completely pointless since Ted King debuts as Tomas the week of January 17th strictly to become Blair's love interest. Blair and Christian are quite the attractive pair, but I don't feel any chemistry between the two.
I love how David is haunting Rex's dreams...about damn time! I was about to discuss Bo and Rex, but before I do, I have a bone to pick with OLTL. So...when Rex was reading Gigi's note she left him about her "having to go study for her women in literature class" I was livid! So, you mean to tell me that Gigi is in her SECOND SEMESTER at LU and she is already taking a women in literature class? What about the first two introductory English courses that any accredited/legitimate university makes you take before you take upper level Englishes. Oh, that's right, if you're smart enough you test out of those introductory hours. So, you mean to tell me that Gigi's background in grammar is so stellar that she tested out of the first two Englishes???? My ass she tested out. She can't count her tips at Rodi's without a calculator...give me an effin' break. Come on writers...I know y'all went to college. Let's be real. Ok...sorry about that. Moving on...
Bo and Rex have such a good bromance. Yes, I'm pissed that Rex hasn't told Bo about the David/Clint Moroccan prison business, but I adore their relationship. My God, Rex is so likeable without Gigi "I wear a squirrel on my head" Morasco! He really is a great character (despite his taste in women). Think about it, he is quirky, cute, and just an all around good guy that always tries to do the right thing. What's not to love? Anyway, thank you angels above for letting Bo think he may have been drugged. That is the one good thing that came out of this episode to get the ball rolling. I mean, I love contrite Bo since he is adorable but he is acting sooooo stupid. I know I've said that fifty thousand times but I have to point out the obvious here. I can't believe he is STILL thinking Inez had NOTHING to do with all this. Lord have mercy. I mean, are the writers just catering to people who just started watching the show so those people will think Bo is just naive??? I can tell you that the Bo from the 90's would not be this dumb right now. Then he sees Inez and asks her if something is wrong?!?! "Oh, I just got tossed out of Nate's arraignment." UGH!!! I've pulled all my hair out at this point. I'm so tired of Inez. She only has 3 modes: 1. Blank Stare/Deer in Headlights Mode; 2. Thank You for Helping/Doing This for My Sons Mode; and 3. Please You Have to Help Me Mode. Wow...she is 3 dimensional, eh? I'm so ready for all this truth to explode in her face. Thankfully by the week of the 17th Bo somehow miraculously finds his brain and begins to use it since he pieces a lot together.
Oh, and guess what? This may come as a shock to all of you but...I'm not discussing the the teen scene. I know...everyone sob uncontrollably right now since we all love them so much and they aren't gonna be discussed. I'm just too tired to type....yeah right. I refuse since all of it was pointless. The dialogue was shit and the flashbacks were useless fillers. Hello? We could have seen Nora knocking around Inez or calling her a whore. But no, we had to see the gripping and deliciously entertaining Ford and Lang almost get it on...since they haven't done that before. Langston must be killed off this year. Her character is so effing pathetic and she is of no use on this show. The Starr/Lang dialogue...paint drying is a helluva lot more exciting. And, I don't care about the Fords being shirtless. I don't. Yes, I'm 26 and heterosexual and am a youthful person but I couldn't care less about them. I can't acknowledge them anymore. I'm breaking out into a rash...
Besides that fact that I now have a rash due to watching the teen scenes, the vet scenes were GREAT! Nora, Clint, and Dorian had me cracking up with those quotes and that slap was worth it. Can't wait for tomorrow.
Let's all pray Congress or anyone else doesn't preempt the show tomorrow!
G'night darlings,
ME
God, that may be one of my all time favorite quotes! I would have put the whole thing but I didn't have enough space allotted for my title. =( The slap was awesome and it exceeded my expectations. Welcome back fiery, bad-ass Nora. We have missed you...for years! Hell, even Tea didn't mess with her today. I mean, Red was on a mission today yo? If I can't have Nora and Lindsay duking it out in a trash compactor like the good ole days and throwing syringes around, then I'll take a bitch slap to Inez...absolutely I will! Sidenote: How incredibly useless was that bailiff?!?! My God! He was also a terrible actor. He just stood there. And, he knew Dan-yella wasn't Tea's paralegal...he heard her tell Nate. This guy needs to be fired! Anyway, Nora pretty much nailed it with everything she said to Inez. Then when she pointed and told the idiotic bailiff to keep Nate quiet. I love it then..."filling me with crap about how you weren't interested in my husband with all your cookies and your plants when all the while you were just waiting for your chance to spread your legs for him!!! " LOL. And as you will see a few paragraphs below, Inez was in blank stare/deer in headlights mode. She stood there looking like a scared child. Seriously, rewind and check it out!
Oh, the Bo/Nora scene broke my heart. Damn, she was truckin it across Angel Square in those heels! Besides the genuine sadness that I felt between these two today (no one does angst better than them...seriously), I have to say there was a bright spot in the whole thing. What? You think I'm gonna say that at least she laughed at his joke about the coffee? hehe...yes, that was a bright spot since it shows she wants to forgive him. I mean, you can tell she is dying to talk to him but is just to upset. But, no boys and girls the brightest moment of their sad scene was....AH! THE Hunter Green Coat! Yay!!! I love you and your high collar! I haven't seen you since last season...welcome back! I missed you and so did Nora. She needs to wear it often since it goes beautifully with her complexion and hair. Thanks wardrobe department! It's so chic and my fav!
Man, between Nora and Clint their were some awesome quotes today. Besides Madame D.A., Clint had me laughing, too. "Balsom is more interested in saving his own skin instead of yours which makes him a selfish little weasel just like you." I laughed cause I use the word weasel often...hehe. Then, "Bo is a gullible sap." With this storyline, my God. Clint I couldn't have said it better myself. DAYUM....Clint blew a gasket about Rex being a Buchanan! He is out of control! Of course, Vickers was pretty hilarious today with Clint. Gah, I love how he says "Pa." Trying to fit in hard with those Texas Buchs...he'll NEVER sound Texan. Then, "Step Nora." LURVE it! I cannot wait for David to go after Clint...gosh! Ya know there is rumor that David may get B/N back together. That would be pretty cool since he did marry them in the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
"Gurl, we are gonna go out and...do things!" That's right Dorian! You go and...do things. LMAO! She was throwing stuff like that around and "OMG" and all this myface business and "the meat in an Olsen twin sandwich." What a witty little thing. Ah! So, she must have an actual conversation with David tomorrow cause I know he gets released. However, I don't think I want them together. He has left her at the altar twice and I just don't want them paired up. I mean, think about it. How would it work? Tuc Watkins leaves every few months to go tape Desperate Housewives. So, I just don't see how he could be a stable love interest for Dorian when he is literally only available to tape OLTL sporadically. The whole cheating/betraying her thing has been played out. So, I'd rather Dorian find someone new and Tuc Watkins just appear as comedic relief. Just my thoughts on it though. Moving to other rooms of Laboulle...
Ah...I knew it! I just knew that Christian and Blair didn't sleep together. Man, I wish I looked like Blair Cramer in the mornings.To be honest, I'm relieved. I mean, it would have been completely pointless since Ted King debuts as Tomas the week of January 17th strictly to become Blair's love interest. Blair and Christian are quite the attractive pair, but I don't feel any chemistry between the two.
I love how David is haunting Rex's dreams...about damn time! I was about to discuss Bo and Rex, but before I do, I have a bone to pick with OLTL. So...when Rex was reading Gigi's note she left him about her "having to go study for her women in literature class" I was livid! So, you mean to tell me that Gigi is in her SECOND SEMESTER at LU and she is already taking a women in literature class? What about the first two introductory English courses that any accredited/legitimate university makes you take before you take upper level Englishes. Oh, that's right, if you're smart enough you test out of those introductory hours. So, you mean to tell me that Gigi's background in grammar is so stellar that she tested out of the first two Englishes???? My ass she tested out. She can't count her tips at Rodi's without a calculator...give me an effin' break. Come on writers...I know y'all went to college. Let's be real. Ok...sorry about that. Moving on...
Bo and Rex have such a good bromance. Yes, I'm pissed that Rex hasn't told Bo about the David/Clint Moroccan prison business, but I adore their relationship. My God, Rex is so likeable without Gigi "I wear a squirrel on my head" Morasco! He really is a great character (despite his taste in women). Think about it, he is quirky, cute, and just an all around good guy that always tries to do the right thing. What's not to love? Anyway, thank you angels above for letting Bo think he may have been drugged. That is the one good thing that came out of this episode to get the ball rolling. I mean, I love contrite Bo since he is adorable but he is acting sooooo stupid. I know I've said that fifty thousand times but I have to point out the obvious here. I can't believe he is STILL thinking Inez had NOTHING to do with all this. Lord have mercy. I mean, are the writers just catering to people who just started watching the show so those people will think Bo is just naive??? I can tell you that the Bo from the 90's would not be this dumb right now. Then he sees Inez and asks her if something is wrong?!?! "Oh, I just got tossed out of Nate's arraignment." UGH!!! I've pulled all my hair out at this point. I'm so tired of Inez. She only has 3 modes: 1. Blank Stare/Deer in Headlights Mode; 2. Thank You for Helping/Doing This for My Sons Mode; and 3. Please You Have to Help Me Mode. Wow...she is 3 dimensional, eh? I'm so ready for all this truth to explode in her face. Thankfully by the week of the 17th Bo somehow miraculously finds his brain and begins to use it since he pieces a lot together.
Oh, and guess what? This may come as a shock to all of you but...I'm not discussing the the teen scene. I know...everyone sob uncontrollably right now since we all love them so much and they aren't gonna be discussed. I'm just too tired to type....yeah right. I refuse since all of it was pointless. The dialogue was shit and the flashbacks were useless fillers. Hello? We could have seen Nora knocking around Inez or calling her a whore. But no, we had to see the gripping and deliciously entertaining Ford and Lang almost get it on...since they haven't done that before. Langston must be killed off this year. Her character is so effing pathetic and she is of no use on this show. The Starr/Lang dialogue...paint drying is a helluva lot more exciting. And, I don't care about the Fords being shirtless. I don't. Yes, I'm 26 and heterosexual and am a youthful person but I couldn't care less about them. I can't acknowledge them anymore. I'm breaking out into a rash...
Besides that fact that I now have a rash due to watching the teen scenes, the vet scenes were GREAT! Nora, Clint, and Dorian had me cracking up with those quotes and that slap was worth it. Can't wait for tomorrow.
Let's all pray Congress or anyone else doesn't preempt the show tomorrow!
G'night darlings,
ME
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Have a Seat!
That damn commercial! I was peeing on myself! How hilarious. God, can you imagine if all infomercials were like that? I'd love it. The face of David when he had hemorrhoids...LMAO.
Despite the commercial being 10 shades of funny, I must say (and I cannot believe I am saying this) that there was too much Vickers today. Yes, I know. I haven't shut my damn mouth about how happy I am for him to return; however, there was too much silly jibberish with him today as he just stared right into the camera. Then, the dialogue with guards and the spoons...could have done without. I would have rather that time be filled with some Vicki/Dorian, Bo/Clint, or Matthew/Nora scenes...oh well. I'm ready for him to go after Clint...and Rex. Hopefully, there will be no David soliloquies tomorrow. I'd rather see a meaty Clint/Vickers scene. Oh, and that picture of Dorian on the wall that he made out of sidewalk chalk? LMAO.
But...it's about time Rex feel guilty enough to want to say something to Bo! Hello you ungrateful little thing...Bo has done so much for you since you moved to Llanview. He practically reformed you...Help him! So, if Rex was gonna have to get the hint to start to come to his senses and help Bo then hell, why not make it through a Vickers infomercial? I will say that I could have done without Gigi in the bed with him. Boo. Just boo on her. And boo on her hair...ugh.
Bo is STILL being an idiot which I guess I'm okay with since it is simply a plot point. BUT...the good thing about today is that at least he made Clint...dare I say it...seem like he was starting to feel guilty!?!? Bo was layin' it on thick (like how my hips get after the holidays thick). I noticed today that on some message boards that Bo is still getting flack for not feeling guilty/sorry enough. I don't think it's that, I still think he is like "WTF, I'm so confused. How did this happen? My life was great and now it's shit. The love of my life just kicked me out of our house since our son told her of my fling with my assistant. WTF." That kinda thing. Oh, and hold the damn phone (literally) Bo heard Vickers-Buchanan on the phone...yay!!!! Sidenote: I LOVE the Buchanan study. Always have. So stylish and chic. I love all the blue willow china in the background. Probably Renee's influence, no doubt. Miss her. Ok...back to Bo and Clint. Again, glad Clint is feelin' guilty (sort of) but I mean really? Bo, you just cheated on the love of your life that you just got back together with after 10 years of separation. Oh, and your son SAW YOU with Inez yet you want to sit around and shoot the shit with your big bro' (who pulled a shotgun at your wedding and the previous Christmas) and tell him your sorry and drink Asa's good bourbon. Don't get me wrong, I love bourbon and I'd drink my sorrows away, too, but come on!!! Go on and on about how bad you feel...ugh writers...just ugh. Oh, and I did love when Bo saw David on tv he was like "look it's David!" and Clint's paranoid ass started looking in every direction. It was funny...watch it again if you missed it. Sidenote: It may sound crazy but it's worth watching the show over again. I catch a lot of things I missed the first time. Hell, I have watched it three times. Anyway, I appreciate the show more usually once I rewatch it.
Oh Vicki...never a hair out of place. You even show up at someone's doorstep at midnight looking ever so chic. I'm not surprised since the woman is infallible. I love this dynamic of Dorian and Vicki but again I have to ask...why does Dorian want to go after Echo so badly?? This has been explained rather poorly. There has been no decent explanation given to the viewers. Dorian loathes Vicki. There has to be a better reason than she just wants Charlie and Vicki together. I'm just not buying it. Oh well, I love Vicki and Dorian in the same room so let's keep it coming.
She's dead?! REALLY Natalie? REALLY? God...ever since you slept with Brody you have become so effing stupid. Ah...I can't take this madness. I know on other boards people are asking which team are you on: Marty or Natalie. Well, as much as I want Natalie to be happy, I have to say I'm on Team Marty. She's just too fun to watch crazy. Therefore, I need her downward spiral to continue so I can enjoy it. I love the crazy ass look she gets in her eyes when she is yelling at Natalie. God, I wonder if she is like that in real life?! Geez...can you imagine if you were her kid and she looked at you the way she does Natalie and was like "Clean your room or ELSE!" Seriously, close your eyes and imagine yourself at the age of 8 and Marty "not gonna be tardy for the party" Saybrooke is towering over you and screaming that in your face. I just officially got scared of her. Sorry...I got off topic. But, I'm ready for the Natalie kidnapping scenes to unfold. However, how is she gonna redeem herself to John with all this? I mean, if she kidnaps Martyr and holds her at gunpoint at the Buchanan Lodge...how can John forgive that? He actually does care about Marty and I mean, he is chief of detectives. That should be interesting. Even if Marty delivers Natalie's baby, the truth will have to come out about why they are at the lodge. Oh, and I'm gonna wait on this Jessica's baby is at risk discussion since I don't know enough about it. But...I will say that now I most DEF think that Jessica's baby is indeed the spawn of movie buff, male whore turned loving romantic bf to that whore Langston (overnight change I might add), Robert Ford. So, this oughta get interestin'...
Wow...Matthew and Nora...alone...in a scene...together?! Has hell frozen over? This hasn't happened since around 2006, right after Nora's house fire. Gosh, she and Matt are my favorite parent/child duo. Remember from 2002 to like 2006 when she and Matt were BFFs. Gosh and he helped her through the Daniel Coulson fiasco? He used to melt my heart! For awhile I forgot she was his mother! Oh, and I'm so feelin' the way Nora does. Ugh...I've done the same thing after a break up. She is just being mopey...don't blame her. Anyway, Matt was such a doll...kissing her hand...ah! What a sweet child...he still is good deep down despite his little punk-ass bitch streak as of recently. But...I'm upset cause he had the PERFECT opportunity to tell Nora about Clint! UGH this is driving me nuts.
Despite my favorite characters being on today, there really wasn't too much progress today. It was just a lot of talk while David was hanging out in Morocco. But, I'll take a day with vets any day. Damn, Nate is on tomorrow. Ugh. Oh, and Dan-yella now wears glasses?! WTF. I know I saw the promo for tomorrow's show correctly cause I rewound that part. Blair and Christian...I know they wake up together but I wonder if they actually had sex. I haven't heard if they do or not. Yay...Bo and Nora finally come face to face. Sidenote: I effin LOVE the hunter green coat she has on in tomorrow's episode. She only wore it once last season which is a shame cause it looks so pretty on her. That and her winter white one are my favorite. I want them both! Ok...that was my vain and shallow comment for the evening.
See you kids tomorrow! Off to watch the Sugar Bowl!
ME
Despite the commercial being 10 shades of funny, I must say (and I cannot believe I am saying this) that there was too much Vickers today. Yes, I know. I haven't shut my damn mouth about how happy I am for him to return; however, there was too much silly jibberish with him today as he just stared right into the camera. Then, the dialogue with guards and the spoons...could have done without. I would have rather that time be filled with some Vicki/Dorian, Bo/Clint, or Matthew/Nora scenes...oh well. I'm ready for him to go after Clint...and Rex. Hopefully, there will be no David soliloquies tomorrow. I'd rather see a meaty Clint/Vickers scene. Oh, and that picture of Dorian on the wall that he made out of sidewalk chalk? LMAO.
But...it's about time Rex feel guilty enough to want to say something to Bo! Hello you ungrateful little thing...Bo has done so much for you since you moved to Llanview. He practically reformed you...Help him! So, if Rex was gonna have to get the hint to start to come to his senses and help Bo then hell, why not make it through a Vickers infomercial? I will say that I could have done without Gigi in the bed with him. Boo. Just boo on her. And boo on her hair...ugh.
Bo is STILL being an idiot which I guess I'm okay with since it is simply a plot point. BUT...the good thing about today is that at least he made Clint...dare I say it...seem like he was starting to feel guilty!?!? Bo was layin' it on thick (like how my hips get after the holidays thick). I noticed today that on some message boards that Bo is still getting flack for not feeling guilty/sorry enough. I don't think it's that, I still think he is like "WTF, I'm so confused. How did this happen? My life was great and now it's shit. The love of my life just kicked me out of our house since our son told her of my fling with my assistant. WTF." That kinda thing. Oh, and hold the damn phone (literally) Bo heard Vickers-Buchanan on the phone...yay!!!! Sidenote: I LOVE the Buchanan study. Always have. So stylish and chic. I love all the blue willow china in the background. Probably Renee's influence, no doubt. Miss her. Ok...back to Bo and Clint. Again, glad Clint is feelin' guilty (sort of) but I mean really? Bo, you just cheated on the love of your life that you just got back together with after 10 years of separation. Oh, and your son SAW YOU with Inez yet you want to sit around and shoot the shit with your big bro' (who pulled a shotgun at your wedding and the previous Christmas) and tell him your sorry and drink Asa's good bourbon. Don't get me wrong, I love bourbon and I'd drink my sorrows away, too, but come on!!! Go on and on about how bad you feel...ugh writers...just ugh. Oh, and I did love when Bo saw David on tv he was like "look it's David!" and Clint's paranoid ass started looking in every direction. It was funny...watch it again if you missed it. Sidenote: It may sound crazy but it's worth watching the show over again. I catch a lot of things I missed the first time. Hell, I have watched it three times. Anyway, I appreciate the show more usually once I rewatch it.
Oh Vicki...never a hair out of place. You even show up at someone's doorstep at midnight looking ever so chic. I'm not surprised since the woman is infallible. I love this dynamic of Dorian and Vicki but again I have to ask...why does Dorian want to go after Echo so badly?? This has been explained rather poorly. There has been no decent explanation given to the viewers. Dorian loathes Vicki. There has to be a better reason than she just wants Charlie and Vicki together. I'm just not buying it. Oh well, I love Vicki and Dorian in the same room so let's keep it coming.
She's dead?! REALLY Natalie? REALLY? God...ever since you slept with Brody you have become so effing stupid. Ah...I can't take this madness. I know on other boards people are asking which team are you on: Marty or Natalie. Well, as much as I want Natalie to be happy, I have to say I'm on Team Marty. She's just too fun to watch crazy. Therefore, I need her downward spiral to continue so I can enjoy it. I love the crazy ass look she gets in her eyes when she is yelling at Natalie. God, I wonder if she is like that in real life?! Geez...can you imagine if you were her kid and she looked at you the way she does Natalie and was like "Clean your room or ELSE!" Seriously, close your eyes and imagine yourself at the age of 8 and Marty "not gonna be tardy for the party" Saybrooke is towering over you and screaming that in your face. I just officially got scared of her. Sorry...I got off topic. But, I'm ready for the Natalie kidnapping scenes to unfold. However, how is she gonna redeem herself to John with all this? I mean, if she kidnaps Martyr and holds her at gunpoint at the Buchanan Lodge...how can John forgive that? He actually does care about Marty and I mean, he is chief of detectives. That should be interesting. Even if Marty delivers Natalie's baby, the truth will have to come out about why they are at the lodge. Oh, and I'm gonna wait on this Jessica's baby is at risk discussion since I don't know enough about it. But...I will say that now I most DEF think that Jessica's baby is indeed the spawn of movie buff, male whore turned loving romantic bf to that whore Langston (overnight change I might add), Robert Ford. So, this oughta get interestin'...
Wow...Matthew and Nora...alone...in a scene...together?! Has hell frozen over? This hasn't happened since around 2006, right after Nora's house fire. Gosh, she and Matt are my favorite parent/child duo. Remember from 2002 to like 2006 when she and Matt were BFFs. Gosh and he helped her through the Daniel Coulson fiasco? He used to melt my heart! For awhile I forgot she was his mother! Oh, and I'm so feelin' the way Nora does. Ugh...I've done the same thing after a break up. She is just being mopey...don't blame her. Anyway, Matt was such a doll...kissing her hand...ah! What a sweet child...he still is good deep down despite his little punk-ass bitch streak as of recently. But...I'm upset cause he had the PERFECT opportunity to tell Nora about Clint! UGH this is driving me nuts.
Despite my favorite characters being on today, there really wasn't too much progress today. It was just a lot of talk while David was hanging out in Morocco. But, I'll take a day with vets any day. Damn, Nate is on tomorrow. Ugh. Oh, and Dan-yella now wears glasses?! WTF. I know I saw the promo for tomorrow's show correctly cause I rewound that part. Blair and Christian...I know they wake up together but I wonder if they actually had sex. I haven't heard if they do or not. Yay...Bo and Nora finally come face to face. Sidenote: I effin LOVE the hunter green coat she has on in tomorrow's episode. She only wore it once last season which is a shame cause it looks so pretty on her. That and her winter white one are my favorite. I want them both! Ok...that was my vain and shallow comment for the evening.
See you kids tomorrow! Off to watch the Sugar Bowl!
ME
Monday, January 3, 2011
The Snoop!
Bonjour!!!! Hope everyone had a fun-filled and SAFE New Year! I don't know about y'all but I was looking forward to 2011--for my own life AND OLTL! I think the show is on the upswing so I'm ready for some drama. Anyway, without further adieu here is my post...spoilers mentioned, darlings. =-)
How about a big WTF and LOL with "The Snoop!" Ah! I know this isn't the most noteworthy thing to report about today's show but it was hilarious. The one thing I've always LOVED about OLTL is the humor. I love all the joking and one liners the show throws out. The Snoop thing was funny and much needed comedic relief. Speaking of Snoop, I wonder who OLTL will have as it's next special guest star?! Thoughts???
Ok, Joey is a complete and total tool. Yes, it's a damn shame but true. Ya know, I liked him in the beginning. I thought, "wow OLTL, what a great job of replacing Nathan Fillion's Joey" but something has gone awry quickly!!! Ah! I think it's just the writing? I mean, Joey has always been impestuous and kind of a goober but they are making him look like a complete and total dumbass. Aubrey is obviously playing him like a deck of cards with this Cutter character.
Speaking of Aubrey, she needs to get out of that heinous romper/onesie/jumper or whatever the hell you want to call it. I didn't like it on her cause she is too short. I haven't seen many spoilers on all this but I'm guessing she and Cutter are out to play Joey (which they are doing beautifully) and try and get ahold of the Buch fortune? I guess?? So, looks like my foot will be inserted in my mouth maybe in a few weeks. Clint is not being that paranoid. Everyone does indeed want a piece of the Buchanan pie. Oh, and just for good measure I have to say that ummmm Aubrey is a whore. Yes, I'm a woman and I shouldn't throw it around but I am on this one. What a skank! Hooked up with Ford, Cutter is her boyfriend and she is also sleeping with her "fiance." In my book, that at least gets herself a nomination for the "Whore of Llanview" but since I'm a bitch I'll probably give it to Langston. ;)
So, obviously Cutter and Kelly are gonna have a discussion in the near future since he was creepily staring at her at Capricorn. Maybe poor Kelly will FINALLY have some chemistry on the show with someone...why not Cutter? I don't know how long term his character is, but I know Aubrey has to be kept around since she is on contract. Hello, she is in the opening with a NEW PICTURE! Ah...I've said it before and I'll say it again...please get the older characters new pics!!!! Speaking of pictures, I sure hope Rex gets his hands on a copy of the French mag with the pic of Cutter and Aubrey. Glad Kelly is onto her ass. I believe Cutter is the one that is gonna be key in all of this. Who knows, maybe he will fall for Kelly?
Christian and Blair? At least they are giving Christian something to do but I am kinda bored by the whole "Layla is cheating on me in Paris with Stefan" and God knows who else thing. Christian is incredibly attractive and he is talented but they have got to find something to do with him. I don't understand this thing with him and Blair since Ted King is getting bought on next week or week after next to be Blair's new love interest (oh, pretty pumped about this...you can just tell they will have chemistry). I just hope they give him a story soon. If they can't figure out what to do with him, then just get rid of him. I'm not about people losing their job, but come on, it's just filler stuff when he is on. Either put up or shut up, TPTB! It's an insult to his character. And this is a character whose family has a rich history with the show...it's a shame to the Vega name!
Jack and Sam Manning...ADORBS!!! I don't care if they were on for all of two minutes...I relished it. I love them and am soooo incredibly sad that Jack has been SORAS'd and now recast!!! GASP! I adore smart ass Jack Manning! You can really tell he is Todd Manning's kid. I can't believe TPTB did this and really don't see the purpose in SORAS'ing the character but oh well. Sam Manning...that cute little thing. His acting is so awkward but I don't care...just want to pinch him. Sidenote: I love Dorian's "white Christmas" theme she has going on in her house. Might do that myself next year. Quite elegant looking. Martha Stewart would be impressed.
Grand Finale: Oh Marty Marty Marty. What a delusional, crazy, dripping mess you have become...please keep it up. If not for the viewers, then solely for my viewing pleasure. Since I know what is coming up with all the Nat/Marty/John drama then this stuff today is boring compared to what's on the rise...hello? Nat holding Marty hostage at the Buchanan lodge?! I'm dying with anticipation! I can't sleep...I can't eat...I'm that effing anxious for this shiz to unfold! And, can we all come to the conclusion that we feel sorry for John? Damn, I still find him attractive (strangely) and Mercury is no longer in retrograde...le' sigh. I don't know what's the matter with me. When all this hits the fan, I just can't feel sorry for Natalie. This is unlike old Natalie to go on lying like this for months but this new Natalie pisses me off. She should have just bitten the bullet and laid all this out on the table a LONG time ago...I mean, why not? She didn't even cheat on John for crying out loud. Ugh...anyway, I'm looking forward for all this.
Oh, and I must say maybe my New Year's wish is coming true fellow OLTL'ers! Did anyone notice something totally unusual about the show today?? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? (kidding) Seriously, there were NO TEENS!!!!! AH! I'm so damn happy! I just hope this is foreshadowing for the upcoming year.
Kinda like Wednesday's show, there wasn't too much to discuss about today's episode. Looking forward to tomorrow since we got....drum roll please...DAVID VICKERS BUCHANAN!!! Hells yes! Is it annoying that he only comes back to OLTL sporadically when he is not taping "Desperate Housewives?" Yes, but I couldn't care less. If this was anyone else, I'd bitch and complain but I just can't get enough of Vickers humor...bring it! And, thankfully, we get some much needed vet time with Vicki, Dorian, Nora, Bo, and maybe Clint. Can't wait.
Until tomorrow, darlings!
ME
How about a big WTF and LOL with "The Snoop!" Ah! I know this isn't the most noteworthy thing to report about today's show but it was hilarious. The one thing I've always LOVED about OLTL is the humor. I love all the joking and one liners the show throws out. The Snoop thing was funny and much needed comedic relief. Speaking of Snoop, I wonder who OLTL will have as it's next special guest star?! Thoughts???
Ok, Joey is a complete and total tool. Yes, it's a damn shame but true. Ya know, I liked him in the beginning. I thought, "wow OLTL, what a great job of replacing Nathan Fillion's Joey" but something has gone awry quickly!!! Ah! I think it's just the writing? I mean, Joey has always been impestuous and kind of a goober but they are making him look like a complete and total dumbass. Aubrey is obviously playing him like a deck of cards with this Cutter character.
Speaking of Aubrey, she needs to get out of that heinous romper/onesie/jumper or whatever the hell you want to call it. I didn't like it on her cause she is too short. I haven't seen many spoilers on all this but I'm guessing she and Cutter are out to play Joey (which they are doing beautifully) and try and get ahold of the Buch fortune? I guess?? So, looks like my foot will be inserted in my mouth maybe in a few weeks. Clint is not being that paranoid. Everyone does indeed want a piece of the Buchanan pie. Oh, and just for good measure I have to say that ummmm Aubrey is a whore. Yes, I'm a woman and I shouldn't throw it around but I am on this one. What a skank! Hooked up with Ford, Cutter is her boyfriend and she is also sleeping with her "fiance." In my book, that at least gets herself a nomination for the "Whore of Llanview" but since I'm a bitch I'll probably give it to Langston. ;)
So, obviously Cutter and Kelly are gonna have a discussion in the near future since he was creepily staring at her at Capricorn. Maybe poor Kelly will FINALLY have some chemistry on the show with someone...why not Cutter? I don't know how long term his character is, but I know Aubrey has to be kept around since she is on contract. Hello, she is in the opening with a NEW PICTURE! Ah...I've said it before and I'll say it again...please get the older characters new pics!!!! Speaking of pictures, I sure hope Rex gets his hands on a copy of the French mag with the pic of Cutter and Aubrey. Glad Kelly is onto her ass. I believe Cutter is the one that is gonna be key in all of this. Who knows, maybe he will fall for Kelly?
Christian and Blair? At least they are giving Christian something to do but I am kinda bored by the whole "Layla is cheating on me in Paris with Stefan" and God knows who else thing. Christian is incredibly attractive and he is talented but they have got to find something to do with him. I don't understand this thing with him and Blair since Ted King is getting bought on next week or week after next to be Blair's new love interest (oh, pretty pumped about this...you can just tell they will have chemistry). I just hope they give him a story soon. If they can't figure out what to do with him, then just get rid of him. I'm not about people losing their job, but come on, it's just filler stuff when he is on. Either put up or shut up, TPTB! It's an insult to his character. And this is a character whose family has a rich history with the show...it's a shame to the Vega name!
Jack and Sam Manning...ADORBS!!! I don't care if they were on for all of two minutes...I relished it. I love them and am soooo incredibly sad that Jack has been SORAS'd and now recast!!! GASP! I adore smart ass Jack Manning! You can really tell he is Todd Manning's kid. I can't believe TPTB did this and really don't see the purpose in SORAS'ing the character but oh well. Sam Manning...that cute little thing. His acting is so awkward but I don't care...just want to pinch him. Sidenote: I love Dorian's "white Christmas" theme she has going on in her house. Might do that myself next year. Quite elegant looking. Martha Stewart would be impressed.
Grand Finale: Oh Marty Marty Marty. What a delusional, crazy, dripping mess you have become...please keep it up. If not for the viewers, then solely for my viewing pleasure. Since I know what is coming up with all the Nat/Marty/John drama then this stuff today is boring compared to what's on the rise...hello? Nat holding Marty hostage at the Buchanan lodge?! I'm dying with anticipation! I can't sleep...I can't eat...I'm that effing anxious for this shiz to unfold! And, can we all come to the conclusion that we feel sorry for John? Damn, I still find him attractive (strangely) and Mercury is no longer in retrograde...le' sigh. I don't know what's the matter with me. When all this hits the fan, I just can't feel sorry for Natalie. This is unlike old Natalie to go on lying like this for months but this new Natalie pisses me off. She should have just bitten the bullet and laid all this out on the table a LONG time ago...I mean, why not? She didn't even cheat on John for crying out loud. Ugh...anyway, I'm looking forward for all this.
Oh, and I must say maybe my New Year's wish is coming true fellow OLTL'ers! Did anyone notice something totally unusual about the show today?? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? (kidding) Seriously, there were NO TEENS!!!!! AH! I'm so damn happy! I just hope this is foreshadowing for the upcoming year.
Kinda like Wednesday's show, there wasn't too much to discuss about today's episode. Looking forward to tomorrow since we got....drum roll please...DAVID VICKERS BUCHANAN!!! Hells yes! Is it annoying that he only comes back to OLTL sporadically when he is not taping "Desperate Housewives?" Yes, but I couldn't care less. If this was anyone else, I'd bitch and complain but I just can't get enough of Vickers humor...bring it! And, thankfully, we get some much needed vet time with Vicki, Dorian, Nora, Bo, and maybe Clint. Can't wait.
Until tomorrow, darlings!
ME
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